Dear GingerZilla, What Can One Say About Maggie?

April 9, 2013

Saint Augustine of Hippo, a seminal thinker on...

Saint Augustine of Hippo, a seminal thinker on the concept of just war (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I no longer awake with that delicious sluggishness that seems to be the preserve of unhurried youth, but with a surprise that I awoke at all. Freudians pontificate that ciggies were a poor and unhealthy substitute for fellatio which is not unlike a more recent urban posit that the positioning of unbagged bananas in ones shopping trolly, if pointing up, was unspoken innuendo the trolly-pusher was available for a bit of fresh. This night, I awoke about normal, 2300 hours, to the sounds of mayhem, chaos and bedlam. It was the telly but I felt like a player in one of your site’s nightmares.

It could have been an example of the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. Generally I awaken keen to carry on with something or the other and found your cryptic comment on my message board. Had got the Thatcher news earlier and sent off a tweet to an outrageous gay Scot of my most vivid recollection of Thatcher’s rarely seen human side. On election evening between the polls closing and the count, she and a few office buddies, exhausted from weeks of campaigning, sat on upturned milk crates in an alley and swigged Scotch just as we pinko Labor nose-pickers might have done.

If Twitter is not another device of World Governments/Rio Tinto/Murdoch triumvirate in a 1984 conspiracy to hasten the zombie process of the population and not only its dissenters, then I’m a monkey’s uncle. Murdoch flagship The Australian not renown for caring an owl’s hoot about the dispossessed of Australian society unless it is politically expedient to do so, found a faux cause hoping to embarrass the Government. Their crocodile-teared hyperbole vilified all pensioners for being unable to pay power bills on time when in fact, their failure rate is probably no greater than the general community. Murdoch’s compliant arse-lickers were trying to implicate Gillard’s Government in the so-called plight of pensioners when in fact, they are in a trough of their own making.

As an example of how a latter-day Saint Augustine does it, I put to screen a heavily blanked bank statement showing only my direct pension deposit and monthly ADSL. Months before I had posted my first power bill since the introduction of the carbon-tax, showing well under $2 daily use and overall, $40 less than the usual. I was left with about $3300 per quarter after rent to play with and suggested wasters in youth don’t evolve into wise old sages. Both sides of the political fence soundly condemned me for having no sympathy for welfare recipients who feed the slots till they have to walk home. Tweets and blogs are ASIO monitored and being an oldie, the police threat to remove my liberty for criticizing the corrupt Bligh administration is not easily forgotten. I keep the cat in the bag.

Blindly joining one side is anathema to me as it is for you. Cunts think that if I’m anti A then I must be pro B and get nasty and hateful to discover I despise them all equally. The only approach, as far as I’m concerned, is the middle of the road Devil’s Advocate stance. Why I used the sex analogy in my preamble has well and truly eluded me and following it up would have been too difficult and too long, and I’m buggered and will close this. Cheers, Les Johns.

Do-gooders, $3,000 + After Rent…let them eat cake in the dark.

March 28, 2013

Take a look at first electricity bill after introduction of the big bad bogie tax: here
Found Home Power Generation- a Primer while clicking through StumbleUpon. A quick look suggests it might be a gentle introduction to solar power in inexpensive kit form.

Murdoch broadsheet, The Australian, not noted for giving an owl’s hoot for the dispossessed of Australian society unless it is politically expedient to do so, found a faux cause hoping to embarrass, or most likely, just niggle the Government a little. In a preamble to Murdoch’s visit, a crocodile-teared hyperbole fairy-story vilified all pensioners for being unable to pay power bills on time when in fact, their failure rate is probably no greater than that of the general community.

In Beaudesert, the RSL has buses and cars manned by calculating committee ‘volunteers’ picking-up mainly susceptible welfare recipients and whatever oldie can be conned on pension days to the machines, and will continue with their generosity until the mugs have been cleaned-out. The RSL once had a purpose and a reverent aura won from me more respect then I have for the Queen, but their raison d’être  nowadays is to keep a few no-hopers in bludger’s jobs.

This bank statement shows highlighted direct pension fortnightly deposits. I’ve made it public in the forlorn hope a Labor thinker (oxymoron) might be mysteriously impelled to do simple sums. 

Bureaucratic and private Nanny Do-gooders hate and avoid this information. It conflicts with their pious and poxed interfering superiority.

A financial quarter: 13 weeks = six pay periods. 6 X $613 = $3678

Rent is direct debited, yet not on statement.

Deduct ADSL $309, leaves $3370 per quarter for food and power. I and many other olds run and maintain a late model car.

I do have difficulty in understanding how dim thinking hot-heads “shout” tweet abuse and condemn me for asking where all that cash goes.

Hope the numbers didn’t overwhelm and confuse the Labor fraternity. The usual tirade of abuse is anticipated.

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Premier Mike Ahern… “Julia Gillard is a misanderous bitch/animal.”

March 28, 2013

A youthful Bob Ellis avowed decades ago that, the stupidity of your enemies should be widely known, which is why I’ve reproduced a few tweets by a malicious and toxic former  five minute Premier, Mike Ahern. He’s the brave specimen who moved on Joh only after Joh was already done and beaten. The extracted tweets were badly sited in the old post and  by adding one of his gems from this morning and giving the story an apt heading, his libelous ravings might win Canberra Liberal Party approval. Herewith please find inane comments by the former Queensland Premier.

Prime Minister of Australia Julia Gil...

English: Prime Minister of Australia Julia Gillard at a Q & A Session in Rooty Hill, New South Wales (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The tweets are hollow and empty-headed, hateful and unintelligent, yet are about the average for a political party who consider themselves custodians of the Treasury and the rightful rulers of the country. Make of them what you may.

The first of Ahern’s twitter comment plays on the emotions of residents who were flooded or burnt out of their homes. After the heartbreak, most of these people will recover materially because of the fortune of their birthright. The souls he condemns are abandoned to their own desperate clinging to the sea’s flotsam.

And I ask would you vote for the mental runt who pens such Conservative thinking as the Twitter trash hereunder?

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44

@juliagillard people of Gayndah more important than asylum seekers. You spend $Bs on them what are you going to do about this situation?

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44 

If @Juliagillard is so bloody wonderful why do I wake up angry every day? Get rid of the misanderous bitch. Have an election !

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44

This is the sort of arrogant bitch that @juliagillard is ! Why would you vote for this animal ?

://twitter.com/Mikeah44″>‏Mikeah44Mike Ahern

Notice @juliagillard is always surrounded by girls in her photo’s she mustn’t like boys. Lots of old boys don’t like her either.

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44

Does this mean I can’t slam @juliagillard anymore on twitter ? http://www.nationaltimes.com.au/opinion/political-news/twitter-in-talks-with-pms-office-on-bullying-protocols-20130117-2curv.html…

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44

Go back on holidays please @juliagillard the past month has been wonderful without you

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44

@JuliaGillard GIVITH & @JuliaGillard WILL TAKETH if Labor parliamentarians don’t tow her line. Get rid of her boys before she gets rid of Ye

Mr Denmore ‏@MrDenmore 9

Trust Us, We’re The Police, but would you trust Kim Williams?

March 21, 2013

Queensland Government Treasury Buildings, Quee...

Queensland Government Treasury Buildings, Queen Street, Brisbane, ca.1907 (Photo credit: State Library of Queensland, Australia)

This letter went to another blogsite earlier today.

Kim Williams with a visage so dread that Gabrielle would question the creator’s grand plan presents as Murdoch’s contemptuous doppelgänger, saying in effect, “Yep, that’s me writ large, now what are you going to do about it”?

Led here via twitter comment and Dirty Deals And Unprincipled Politics, the intention was to wonder loudly if Abbott’s cynical hijack of the construction worker symbol, the hard-hat, won converts to his dubious cause.

The alias, This little black duck,caught my eye when two words of the title stuck out like bull’s balls. Black Duck was uttered by a Qld police Senior-Sargeant at my residence, after I innocently declared that 14 years after a spouse’s death, the sting had abated, that living an uncomplicated life alone was a delight. A Google search indicated the term is police jargon meaning a dangerous solitary type most likely pouring over the net for better bomb-making recipes or a chronic pocket-billiard player.

Supposedly acting on the complaint of one half of a duo who I opined on a blog-site as a stasi-like harpie who would goad and harass a perceived foe into physical retaliation to bring about a police complaint and so set up the innocent party as being a danger to society. Queried why would I suddenly become anti-social having lived without the compulsion to steal, strike people or to drive without consideration, the wise policeman answered,”With your type its all about luck.”

Jees, sixty years of luck yet I lack the genius or the ability to put into effect what’s on my mind.

“I believe you’re not in control of yourself and I want you to make an appointment with your doctor,” was his next profound statement,”and *we’ll go along for a mental evaluation test.” Expecting compliance, he was agog when I rejected his care and concern as I understand departmentally threatened oldies quickly wilt and throw in the towel when spooked by the law or when spoken down to by those repellent State-backed matrons waving the nanny banner.

“I’m going through your stuff tonight,” he announced on his exit,” and if I find anything, I’ll be back,” Well The Terminator and friends made 76 hits that night in October, 2011, on anti-Bligh Government comments and I patiently await his return. In the course of his conversation he expressed displeasure at my nazi terminology and insisted I quit describing the fifth column as such.

To my shame I’ve kept a low profile since and have moved well away from the antagonists to retrieve a peaceful life,but I’ve worked a way around the system. Since well before the day an ‘officer’ called and ever since, have keep a running paper diary and never fail to update the days events. An easy and quick to activate voice recorder which I reviewed and put on an earlier post is with me at all times. A crash camera is in the post.

*The Royal, cosy and matey, “we” was actually used, placates a disturbed mind you know.

Gabrielle Ray

Gabrielle Ray (Photo credit: Truus, Bob & Jan too!)

The Beattie Menace.

March 8, 2013

Front page of The Courier-Mail, 12 December 20...

Front page of The Courier-Mail, 12 December 2005, prior to its conversion to a tabloid format. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The Courier Mail invites its readers to share their thoughts on chosen stories but when that topic has run its course and letters are no longer being accepted, a box stating that fact could take the place of the invite box. That would alert writers to the fact.

Because of that omission, I now present the letter:

Don’t tell me the lurks and perks need a topping-up. Newman had tons of material to use on the remnants of Beatties legacy, but didn’t. Why not? After the electoral wipe-out, the former Premier had the front to pursue, via family, a political career and then accept an ego award for his contribution etc…. Not forgetting he and his successor had an Arizona business assignation. If Newman’s plans are enacted, the removal of cretins from the community could benefit future humanity.

English: Beatties and Checkers Cafe, Holmfirth

English: Beatties and Checkers Cafe, Holmfirth (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Life’s Tough For A Martyred Mick Bad Ham.

February 12, 2013

“…the discovery that all the sources of our moral life are poisoned and that the whole fabric of our society is founded on the pestiferous soil of falsehood.” Henrik Ibsen 1828-1906.

My Scans

Photo: Courier Mail

“Beware the man of one book.” ~ Saint Thomas Aquinas

“Why dost thou forsake me, Lord, have I not been an obedient Opposition Leader”?
“Just look at me, am I not contriteness personified”?

 
 

Australian Breakfast TV Stinks. Dreary Drivel.

February 10, 2013

Photograph of Malcolm Turnbull, New South Wale...

Photograph of Malcolm Turnbull, New South Wales Liberal politician. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Those two ABC 24 breakfast “presenters” are almost too bloody childish for words, bar every view they offer agitates the piles to bleeding. Their ABC masters evidently want practicing Sunday School teachers to entertain adults. The  gee whiz, isn’t that shocking? approach is vomit-inducing, as is commercial TV. Such is the dearth of decent morning tv entertainment that I’m playing “rainy day” videos. It must be time to visit Jesus.

Until the Australia Day hyperbole gush when she breathlessly lauded Australians citizens, in classic doublespeak, their ‘mateship and loyalty’ (sic) having only days earlier put the death knell on a well-regarded NT Senator in favor of an aboriginal woman, I had defended the Australian PM on twitter, simply because the opposition supporters unintelligent twitter comments seemed without challenge from her own side. Had the PM possessed any mate instinct she wouldn’t have considered for a fraction of a second shafting Rudd and when her party reaffirmed their support for her, I went along with the farce, very sore though at having my integrity pulped. A Federal Labor win seemed possible two weeks ago, but that’s well and truly gone. Should fortune again favor the dumb and Labor wins under Gillard’s stewardship, Rudd’s couldn’t risk  having another tilt at usurping the lady. I’m retiring from this nonsense and returning to the sanity and safety of the Secular movement.

Bob Ellis declared decades ago, the stupidity of your enemies should be widely known, but if I’ve erred and it wasn’t his quote, please attribute its origin to the great Alexandra. While my most voracious critics can be found under the family sunshade, this post is more about politicians and their fat cat permanent heads obvious assumption that the electorate should be penalized for being minus IQ and ergo won’t notice when the system shits on them. Herewith please find inane comments by a former State NLP (then Country Party) member. They are hollow and empty-headed, hateful and unintelligent, yet are about the average for a political party who consider themselves custodians of the Treasury and the rightful rulers of the country. Make of them what you may.

The first twitter comment under comes from a selfish NLP ninny who plays on the emotions of Australians who have been flooded or burnt out of their homes. After the heartbreak, most of these people will recover materially because of the fortune of their birthright. The souls he condemns are abandoned to their own desperate clinging to the sea’s flotsam.

And I ask would you vote for the mental runt who pens such Conservative thinking as the Twitter trash hereunder?

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44 1h

If @Juliagillard is so bloody wonderful why do I wake up angry every day? Get rid of the misanderous bitch. Have an election !

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44

This is the sort of arrogant bitch that @juliagillard is ! Why would you vote for this animal ?

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44

@juliagillard people of Gayndah more important than asylum seekers. You spend $Bs on them what are you going to do about this situation?

Mikeah44Mike Ahern

Notice @juliagillard is always surrounded by girls in her photo’s she mustn’t like boys. Lots of old boys don’t like her either.

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44

Does this mean I can’t slam @juliagillard anymore on twitter ? http://www.nationaltimes.com.au/opinion/political-news/twitter-in-talks-with-pms-office-on-bullying-protocols-20130117-2curv.html…

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44

Go back on holidays please @juliagillard the past month has been wonderful without you

Mike Ahern@Mikeah44

@JuliaGillard GIVITH & @JuliaGillard WILL TAKETH if Labor parliamentarians don’t tow her line. Get rid of her boys before she gets rid of Ye

Mr Denmore ‏@MrDenmore 9m

@Mikeah44 Charming. Time to up your dose of dementia medication, I suspect.

Malcolm Turnbull ‏@TurnbullMalcolm

Saw this jellyfish in the Harbour today – anyone know its species and whether normally present in these waters?

Ahead are snippets from the nations users:

*Coalition frontbencher Christopher Pyne earlier today said the Federal Government is unraveling like Hitler’s Third Reich in the movie Downfall.Courier Mail

*THE Coalition would be sure to win September’s election if Malcolm Turnbull was leader, independent MP Tony Windsor says.

*Mr Windsor says Prime Minister Julia Gillard and Opposition Leader Tony Abbott are both unpopular and that “I think each of them have kept the other one in the game.” The Courier Mail5/02/2013

Microsoft And Yahoo Colluding Corporates. Untantalizing Twitter.

January 31, 2013

English: Steele Rudd, Ausralian Author

English: Steele Rudd, Ausralian Author (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Microsoft/Yahoo recently made their second hijack attempt of my p.c. They have deep resentment of Firefox it seems, freezing bookmarks and preventing the re-installation of cookies. Trying to download Firefox via I.E. was not without its problems, as you could imagine, but I thwarted their “internet linkage lost” messages. Took a day, but the trusted Firefox was eventually restored. Have now got the best, most trusted browser, Firefox, on flash drive ready for the next assault. Seems these two corporate criminals are programmed and poised to pounce on sites considered vulnerable and cajole and stand over their owners until submission. Even now, am unable to get a picture from ABC24, Courier Mail and NYT are blocked. Am wondering if I inadvertently disabled a box, yet the You Tube picture runs well.

Life without these two protagonists must be Nirvana.

“If people can be educated to see the lowly side of their own natures, it may be hoped that they will also learn to understand and to love their fellow men better. A little less hypocrisy and a little more tolerance towards oneself can only have good results in respect for our neighbour; for we are all too prone to transfer to our fellows the injustice and violence we inflict upon our own natures.”

Two Essays on Analytical Psychology: New Paths in Psychology, 1912

“Five percent of the people think;
ten percent of the people think they think;
and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.”
Thomas A. Edison

I relate the following two narrative stories for good reason. Their telling bamboozled a relative and her partner, both with cerebral malfunction,  unable to comprehend the humor. What do you think of them?


(1) A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Yuk!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man responds,”Can’t have that love, go straight back and lay into him – go ahead, I’ll hold the monkey for you.”

(2) Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”

And a bit about Queensland politics circa a century ago, by author Arthur Hoey Davis, using the nom de plume, Steele Rudd:

Smith, the member for our district, died one day, and we forgot all about him the next. Not that a politician is ever remembered much after he dies, but Smith had been a blind, bigoted, old Tory, and was better dead. Politicians are mostly better dead, so far as other people and their country is concerned …

This quotation is often used to illustrate the cynicism of Australians towards the political class.

From March, 2010. Bligh’s Andrew Fraser.

January 2, 2013

Ronald Reagan Carpentry

Ronald Reagan Carpentry (Photo credit: hc gilje)

I’ve been in absolute deep p.c. shit last few days and to celebrate the recovery of my doco files, the under bit could be proof positive that sleeping files are better left that way:

“When the impeccably attired Andrew Fraser first caught my attention, he and Beattie had copped a spray of water from an irate bystander at an event shoot. His look of utter horror at his pretty suit being  abominated by the hoi polloi had me imagining his tut-tuting and flicking at his suit in the back of the limo as he made his imperious return to the Executive Building.

He was Beatties small C boy then and had yet to attain the hallowed status he enjoys today.(Don’t forget,this written early 2010.) I thought to myself, hullo, hullo, if this is not being up your-self then I am a monkey’s uncle. I checked the phrase  up your-self and what a surprise. Found a connection to  pompous. I then thought, this bloke cares a trillion times more about his image than he possibly could about the filthy unwashed. And hey, I was not wrong. He is selling us out. Did he think to ask a South Australian residents and voters what privation…oh dear, not the right word, but it is apt… the after-effect of their States energy sell-off? I will bet the water perpetrator was traced by the ALP secret police who no longer exist in this state, and is harassed by these phantoms who aren’t there to this very day.” CM 10/03/10

http://www.jittery.com/quotes/government-quotes-c-1.html

Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.

             One way to make sure crime doesn’t pay would be to let the government run it.

  • Ronald Reagan
  • When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads.
  • Ron Paul
  • As government expands, liberty contracts.
  • Ronald Reagan
  • The art of government is the organisation of idolatry.
  • Henry Mencken
  • I love my government not least for the extent to which it leaves me alone.
  • John Updike
  • One of these days the people of Louisiana are going to get good government – and they aren’t going to like it.
  • Huey Long
  • An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination.

- Voltaire

Of Picnic At Hanging Rock, the Nutcracker and a Dinner for One.

December 26, 2012

Portrait of Robert Helpmann, London taken by A...

Portrait of Robert Helpmann, London taken by Angus McBean (1904–1990) circa 1945. Sourced from the National Library of Australia (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Sunday afternoon and the oft maligned ABC looked after the first half of the season’s traditional entertainment with the playing of The Nutcracker, This time around, the production was by American west coast company and a pleasant surprise to find it wasn’t ruined by over-modernisation which usually destroys the illusion, a turn-off for a trad man. Mame was on another channel, but has had its run. I was taken aback with the lead Nutcracker’s character’s remarkable likeness to Helpmann’s Don Quixote and it wouldn’t have surprised me to learn the chap got lost after a long lunch and unable to find the Nutcracker lot, stumbled onto The Man of La Mancha set. Any Australian success the all-sung Les Misérables might have, could be laid at the local audience cringe of following the lead.

The second, more engrossing bit of the season’s viewing, occurs early on New Years Eve when the invaluable SBS reruns for the umteenth time, the classic, Dinner For One,  Some of those watching this 18 minutes of unrestrained humour for the first time are in for the rare treat of Miss Sophey’s delusions and her devoted butler. Some, like I was, will be induced back year after year for more of the same. Indiscriminate viewers will hang around for the nonsense and waste of midnight’s firework tedium.

Moving on a few weeks to a fictional story that could have taken place on St Valentine’s Day in olden Victoria, 1900. There are few more chilling and ominous introductions to a movie than the opening words setting the scene to Joan Lindsay’s classic mystery “Picnic At Hanging Rock.” I read the book in awe, and a few years later when the movie was realised, every frame of the picture matched my mind picture as I read engrossed.

On Saturday, 14 February, 1900,

a party of schoolgirls from Appleyard

College picnicked at Hanging Rock

near Mt. Macedon in the State of

Victoria.

During the afternoon several members

of the party disappeared without trace.

Pathoheterodoxy Syndrome Cluster In Canberra.

December 25, 2012

gorky park

gorky park (Photo credit: cdrummbks)

Federal Opposition Front Bench Affected.


“You have unreal expectations… You overestimate your personal powers. You feel isolated from society. You swing from excitement to sadness. You mistrust the people who most want to help you. You resent authority even when you represent it. You think you are the exception to every rule. You underestimate the collective intelligence. What is right is wrong and what is wrong is right.”

Character of Renko and Australian Opposition Front Bench:

Despite being born into the nomenklatura himself, Renko exposes corruption and dishonesty by influential and well-protected members of the élite, regardless of the consequences. Short episodes of the group affliction takes place in the United States, but when exposed to western capitalist society, he finds it to be equally corrupt and returns to the Soviet Union. (While he may have found corruption in the West, in Red Square, it is stated that he returned to the Soviet Union in order to protect his love interest, Irina, from also being forced to return.)

Gorky Park is the first book in a series which also includes Polar Star and Red Square which are set during the Soviet era. Four more books with the character Arkady Renko, which all take place after the fall of the Soviet Union, have been published. These are Havana Bay, set in communist Cuba; Wolves Eat Dogs, which follows Renko in the disaster of Chernobyl; Stalin’s Ghost in which Arkady returns to a Russia led by Vladimir Putin, and Three Stations.[3]

Pathoheterodoxy Syndrome

Pathoheterodoxy Syndrome is a fictional mental illness. It is the idea of a misguided arrogance. The syndrome was said to be contracted by Chief Investigator Renko, who was thus described by a KGB agent:

Ideas and influences

The fact that Renko is described as having this syndrome may be one of the factors to believe he is a Byronic hero. Smith satirically created the concept of “Pathoheterodoxy”, to show the way that the Soviet Union would have characterised Soviet dissidents and their failure to obey and conform.

While the syndrome itself is fictional, the incident also alludes to the very real Soviet practice of labelling dissidents as mentally ill, and of forcibly treating them with psychotropic drugs. Renko’s love interest, Irina, was likewise revealed to have been institutionalized for similarly false “psychiatric problems” and forcibly treated at some earlier time, resulting in a tumor that left her with a severe facial blemish and blind in one eye.
See also

Gorky Park is a 1983 film based on the novel.

“Never Tell The Truth To Those Unworthy Of It.”

December 23, 2012

Film location plate presented by ABC TV to the...

Film location plate presented by ABC TV to the Stapleford Miniature Railway which is still in use today. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Craig,

Very thoughtful and decent of you to replace your profile picture with image of your hero battling away in the Commons for a pension increase. I used my kinder pic. to remind the universe the Johns resurgence stays with a vengeance until all tribes are fused and equalised by the introduction of Kraken spunk. Your tremor experience no doubt emanates from Eastern parts of Aus. Be brave, it is atonement for all that Mayan crap that starved for ideas media masturbaters polluted us with. Or (what’s that one about never starting a sentence with a pr…) the two Sydney-based nurse killers, who are laughing at this free publicity, now set up for life. Straight out of The Avengers Steed and Mrs. Peel.

The other day, a woman who occasionally shares the platonic time of day with me, dropped as honest an opinion of me that I’ve had up-front for decades. The effect was akin to a fundamentalist sibling dropping the f-bomb at the Christmas table and can happily die now ensconced in the warm afterglow of being self-opinionated.

A Google check sated the ego, obviating a dictionary affirmation. Had she prefixed with totally however, the picture would have been much harsher and judgemental. Worse than self-absorbed I believe, on parity with the most adamant of earth’s know-alls. Megalomania which has slipped into common usage for the much obvious, excludes many of us only because we lack the weapons of ‘mass destruction’ to support our ideas.

In another era, self-deprecating jokes was an accepted form of humor and in a vain attempt at resurrecting the genre, was about to say how I have to hesitate few seconds as I exit the yard to get my bearings but realised that Queensland’s thought police would alert the mental evaluation mobiles to apprehend me as suspect Alzheimer, but had I been a few years younger, that would have been my segue or analogy to excuse my blog-sites, bound to stay like this forever in an antediluvian past.

You might recall some time back Craig, I had reduced net services and lost twitter for a while was because I gave ABC iview, or catch-up a hiding which ate into my “bandwidth.” That completes my tech nous. DTV is not new to me. I was one of those early snobs who paid $860 for a set, now $240, that died just before I moved to a late conversion area 70 ks from the city, now on stream. In the antipodes mate, in relation to your ovine comment, sheep expect human sexual intervention before a slit throat.

A Letter To thegingerzilla And A Couple More.

December 20, 2012

English: Kevin Rudd (right) and Julia Gillard ...

English: Kevin Rudd (right) and Julia Gillard (left) at their first press conference as leader and deputy leader of the Australian Labor Party on 4 December 2006. Français : Kevin Rudd (à droite) et Julia Gillard (à gauche) à leur premier conférence de presse en tant que leader et député du parti travailliste australien le 4 décembre 2006. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Quite enjoyed the irony in the parable from updated bible. My curiosity for such reading petered out. Sensitive men sure cop shit for showing contempt for the herd mentality when they follow their instinct and act from the heart. You’re right,of course,the intrinsically corrupt and weak Liberals spoil whatever they touch, have few valid arguments on which to win an election, and rely on supposition and guesswork. One does that when one has no say, much like bloggers and tweeters.

I’ve made the hashtag #lastchancetony as a reminder to opp. front benchers of the feather-duster mode that hangs, Damocles-like, above the backbench parliamentary seats of losers. This despicable specie of Australia Liberal dismiss a court ruling to keep an issue simmering till next election. The Labor Govt goes well by world standards but will join the Europe shit-heap when China fucks-up.

I was unhappy when Gillard shafted Rudd and became PM, but unhappier still when so many of her colleagues deserted her and became seemingly an adjunct of the opposition. Whether she knows or cares, I support her on twitter, but not at the ballot box where the Secular Party, if I can find them on the Senate ticket, gets my nod.

Human nature and pride have done it since year one, but if only these factions could steady the reins till after the election before they draw the knives!

In relation to the proposal that the George Street Looters Club be demolished.

A disproportionate amount of female employees fell to cancer whilst employed at the Toowong office of the ABC. The building was abandoned after this inexplicaple phenomenon escaped rational explanation and the vague term “cancer cluster” came into use to describe the condition. I wonder if a similar scourge is not at work at 100 George Street where politically afflicted persons soon develop personality aberrations and fall under the spell of a “megalomania cluster” which might permit attention by the Deen company. (Infamous destructors of historic sites under Joh’s patronage.)

And Origin Energy, whose CEO trough-take is about $8M.

Be brave, summer has come, take a cold shower.I disabled my HWS and “saved” $38 last quarter. Few of my contempories go to that extreme, but none of them are adversely affected by so-called carbon tax.

If It’s Queensland, It Must Be On The Nose.

November 30, 2012

AWM Caption: Three Australians of the 45th Bat...

AWM Caption: Three Australians of the 45th Battalion (Australian Company) Royal Fusiliers in North Russia in 1919. About 200 former members of the AIF served with the British Army in North Russia. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Sixty years ago, Australians feared the commies were about to overrun the country leaving women and children ravished, the men slaughtered, or having uncouth Ruskies hanging out of anything that moved. Nothing happened, none of us got lucky. Apart from our pure European bodies, water taps were also in their sights, the Red savages believing that by simply jamming these items into walls, plentiful water would gush forth. We waited in vain for a takeover and what with the nuclear cloud a constant threat, food hoarding was recommended and even today I store enough tinned and dried products for a few months and then would have joined the mob to rape and take at will. That lifestyle has became de rigueur in any case.

Unfortunately for the expertise of the fear-mongers, peace came and stayed and stayed. But hang on, the sooth-Sayers turned their attention to China whose “dragon was arousing” and countless millions of them, with swags and woks at the ready were more than ready to make future Aussies slitty-eyed. Didn’t happen, not en masse anyway. Becoming blaise now about invasion, I was less than ready to accept the finger-licking eating style of S.E.Asians and didn’t care to lose my cutlery. But next came Indonesia looming big as the next potential enemy. Their maps had Australian and PNG place names in their script which by the constricted official thinking forever endemic, meant that invasion was imminent. Did not the Japs print invasion notes, which later become souvenir collectables?

But the real enemy back then was not visible, many of them not even swinging in the nut sac. Today, they have evolved as a form of fifth columnist, agents provocateur certainly, Judas-goats perhaps, answerable to and reporting back to apparatchik-like heads, whose pedophilia was kept quiet provided they passed information about ‘dissenting’ fellow Housing Commission tenants perceived as anti-government or who could be exposed as “cold case” type crims. Still very much active in this field is a high-camp puppeteer doing the North NSW circuit, access to children guaranteed per his theatrical interest.

You would have noticed Craig, how in a few words those tiny AAP fillers can be mines of information. A recent story from the Mother Country appeals to a droll humor whereby an English woman went to trial and was fined $170 for calling her NZ neighbour a “stupid fat Australian bitch”. The fracas was described as ‘a racially aggravated public disorder’. Bollicks, bullshit and stupidity will always find a way.

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A Communication To The GingerZilla.

November 13, 2012

Old Age Home
Old Age Home (Photo credit: Ghintang)

My Dear Friend Of The Kraken Brethren,

Sometimes Craig, I think we’re too quick to judge those whose only intent is to protect the people from themselves. Queensland police are running around our streets pointing wi-fi scanners at our computers. Evidently their ‘supers,’ ‘sirs’ and ‘mams’ worry about computers having unprotected connections. This could be like their owners having unprotected sex, soon the target of asio sheet-sniffers. Now that oldies have been reassured  that wanking-derived aids can’t happen, being separated from my pc would well and truly bugger my sex life. Our nannys, like everyone else, are repulsed at the image of wrinklies knowing one another, but would be downright violated at the depraved images that I rekindle at every opportunity. Oldies should be separated from their computers it has been mooted, the stupidity they inherit the night they turn sixty-five compels a search for donees to take their cash being the theory.

I erroneously believed that by gradually increasing morning walkies from a few fairway lengths to six or seven kilometres over eroded and rough antediluvian tracks and then completing the uncryptic crosswords, that I would hum like a newly serviced Jag, my misplaced enthusiasm now obliges me to rest up and recover from these exertions. Another shot-down fallacy is the sexpert’s axiom of “while there’s movement, there’s hope,” so out the window goes the vanity and in comes the avoirdupois but what the devil! My barreled torso the major blot on an otherwise relatively well-preserved hunk of man meat. OK, my contemporaries are dead cockatoos unable to verify my boast, but those few moments until the motion detector is turned off are painful to see. Kathleen once observed, ” How I ended up with you, I’ll never know, you’re as ugly as a hatful of arseholes.” In youth such incidentals don’t matter too much.

My morning escapades are actually a cover for nefarious and noxious old man deeds, not forgetting your good self and officialdom’s constant reminder of the sheer stupidity and the ever-present odium of the under-class known as retirees, that being granted a pretence of normalcy is conditional upon us remembering our status with the rider we don’t get too cocky. Those of us who refused to abandon childhood stuff know the bush holds little pockets of secrets and I utilised one or two of these treasures for big-kid pursuits.

The State will benefit from my few forlorn assets and to lessen their haul, have got into the habit of planting $1,000 wads here and there throughout the scrub and have made provision for other eventualities in that very same heath, as I believe you call straggly, shitty scrub. The pension is ludicrously generous, you know, but it’s the price one pays for unnecessary and unwelcome nanny do-gooders and ASIO sheet-sniffers intruding into private lives and bytes. The sit-down payout is so geared that 60% of all pension and welfare handouts expected to be spent on luxury items like slops and tobacco, and of course, tipped relentlessly into poker machines.

In my old place of residence in Beaudesert, conversational companions were a rarity and because of our mutual crossword interest, an elderly neighbour and I developed a talking relationship. Two daughters visited her, usually after they’d done their balls on the  machines and had to borrow from mum. One had a Gold Coast home, the other acreage. “I know I won’t see a cent of it,” she confided without malice.  She died soon after this exchange and I then learnt her estate of $55,000 came about from no other source than the pension. A peaceful roof, adequate food and power is about the only needs of people done with all the material trappings and bullshit of life, ciggies, slops and dining-out fading with the advent of old age. Federal opposition hoping to make capital out of the “carbon tax” will come a cropper with more oldies having the gift of reason than interfering do-gooders would prefer.

I tend to sidetrack, Craig, having left the subject behind, impressionable teenagers masquerading as cops, I think was a point of contention, and guv’mints too, or rather their agents. I have little sympathy or appreciation for the inflated poonses in the medical trade. Eight years after her confirmation of throat cancer, my partner had lately had her larynx removed and her ‘outside’ doctor had been changed to a nearer doctor, the original out-consultant too far away now because the long road trip began taking its toll. She ‘conversed’ via a memo pad and a week before she died had scrawled in large print, NO MORE MORPHINE which two of her mates discovered propped on her chest. It was a general appeal, but mainly for medical personnel.

“I want to be lucid in the few days I’ve got left,” she explained in a follow-up note.

“She’ll take what I give her.” an indifferent Sister huffed, after I appealed to her.

The Doctor had nous and over-ruled the prawn.

On the last morning, the Sister hadn’t forgotten the slight,”Now she’ll get what I decide.” Incontinent and standing at the foot of her bed while the sheets were changed, it finished at 1 pm.

Clive Palmer Annoys The Annointed.

November 10, 2012

William Bligh

William Bligh (Photo credit: sarflondondunc)

If Mr Clive Palmer shares my prescience, and I suspect he does, he is bound to be appalled by like things. His objection of Feeny as a man most likely comes from Parliament’s cameras that often caught the then Opposition Leader under intense verbal attack by Bligh’s reviled Housing spokesman, and whose only retaliation was ‘to scuttle for his political funkhole.’ Reborn as Deputy Leader, his exposed bravado differs little from his former self and could well be alienating those around him. Jibes and comment from one naturing an embedded grudge brought about by years of public humiliation champs at the bit to get square any which way and finds the safety of a parliamentary hyena pack the ideal platform. To be blackballed by the likes of the NLP can’t be too bad a thing to have on the cv. CM

Dear Channel Ten, are you giving up the ghost?

October 30, 2012

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Geoff Peterson, the snarky robot skeleton sidekick from the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, at the San Diego Comic-Con 2010 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The opinion of the mature person on any subject is odium personified to anyone over ten years their junior and differs not a whit with his TV preferences. To a 40 yo tv programmer, the general belief is that a senior person is a just emerged oddity from a tired old womb, a serial and persistent pest who exceeded the 48 hour memory retention allowed oldies and are without any real knowledge of any subject anyway. The thoughts though, of the programmer’s stoned ‘with-it’ friends and the appeal of a particular demographic in Springfield, Lower Hookastan, has greater influence. The older newspaper reader, the mainstay of decent circulation numbers became so disenchanted with senior News.com journalists skewed integrity in their quest to satisfy a megalomania boss’s raging conservative values that they reacted by reducing newspaper purchase. That industry now wonders why it is so reviled and irrelevant.

It was given, taken for granted that more viewers meant more advertising dollars, but programming nowadays has a select ego-driven dictatorial clique declaring so-called mundane nonsense, life-style (not) and cooking shows (ugh, unnatural) should predominate, being easy and reasonably inexpensive to run. The Project has all-round appeal which Ten will ruin when “cut-backs” inevitably kick in, has fans across the age board. The Craig Ferguson show on Eleven is a breath of fresh air and is generally overlapped by Ten’s Letterman late night show. This morning the two shows ran simultaneously. Why? Was too much thought needed to stagger two watchable shows? TV stations too greedy to manage or justify their appendage off-shoots should do us all a favour and relinquish ownership.

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Les it doesn’t really matter any more, You can watch online, on a +1 channel, on demand or on your phone. It’s free by virtue of adverts projectile vomited at you until you exist out of time and reality. Why manufacture pacifiers when you can create them ‘virtually’ with a click?*

The scheduling is designed to disorientate which can only be a good thing as we do not want idle pensioners (with undeserved time on their hands) coherent – far too dangerous. No, mollify them with machines, prescription drugs for ‘ailments’ and squeeze the last juices of productivity from them before they expire.

Seriously Les, harken to the words of our Bastard Overlords;

“Retired people should work for their pensions, says Lord Bichard. The fact that pensioners already have worked for their pension, by definition, doesn’t detain him. Pensioners are a “negative burden” on the state, who need to be “incentivised” into doing jobs that young people could do for a wage.

The interesting thing about Bichard is that he isn’t some rabid Tory. He is a cross-bench peer, a technocratic former senior civil servant who worked closely with the last Labour government. His suggestion was raised in the context of discussions between politicians, bureaucrats and Bank of England experts on the state’s response to demographic change.”

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/oct/26/pensions-technocrats-lord-bichard

*I noticed our new fangled digital tv has a few seconds delay over the analogue system. Quadzillions are made in those nano seconds in the digital reality (Farmville shares – sell!!!). Imagine the fun you could have in that moment where the sheep blink and realise they are about to be eaten.

ABC TV… how I cry for thee and for Australia.

October 20, 2012

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Australia pinnacle (Photo credit: Kenny Teo (zoompict))

ABC TV won several “awards” recently, whatever that’s all about, but it sounds like one of those incestuous mutual back-slapping arrangements keeping in mind the superficial, youth intended “reality” nonsense once the realm of the commercials, now enveloping the ABC in its quest for a greater share of the younger market. One risks derision by suggesting this puerile stuff should be commercial specific. While warmed-up, seven or so pre-teen stations is over-doing the kinder market.

I went along with the pro-Aunty praise after they ran two favourite movies. Wasn’t long before disappointment in the way of the immature ABC breakfast couple giving opinions. Rowland, backed by the dubious worth of political correctness, rubbished top Aussie boxer, Mundine no end who opined his Tasmanian opponent was too white, as far as he was concerned, to use the aboriginal flag as a prop. Mundine now will live in shame forever unless he retracts his subsequent apology.

In an earlier and youthful era, the abomination of morning television led me to ignore its existence. In retirement however, a growing inertia has induced a capitulation of sorts and I flick from station to station, always disenchanted with the offering. The ABC once the refuge of the battered head space, now vies with the commercials to deliver the same tripe. I twittered that a mature breakfast announcer with the wit of Clive Robertson, or his of doppelgänger would leapfrog their brekky ratings into the stratosphere.

This older viewer has had to come to grips with the inane becoming the norm with irritations like Nine’s golden boy repeatedly using “carnage” to describe a debris strewn level crossing accident. Hopeless loser Ten has little overall appeal, yet The Project has won me. The Craig Ferguson and Letterman shows usually overlap, big error. This lot can’t afford flippancy given its spartan supply of decent material.

Bitching about lousy TV is a filler. It’s like sharpening the pencils or watching grass grow, checking email accounts or picking the nose while contemplating the tasks ahead. I know full well documenting the indifference, stand over tactics even, of cigarette smokers and the stench of their ill-kept motor-car fumes having preference to the health of renters in the quasi housing commission estate I unknowingly move into. These rough, ‘open plan’ $80,000, close-up apartments would work in a considerate and caring society, but “body corporate” in the hands of self-oriented yobs is a one-sided argument.

Forget the Federal ego-trip a UN seat delivers its user, what is far more important to the Australian individual is the massive bullshit known as G 20. It brings the heads of some governments together at enormous security cost to the host country and inflates the importance of its organisers. Given the confrontational nature of police departments, Queensland’s new Goebbels look-alike promises the full Orwell secret police. Read impromptu home intrusions by this fellows agents who will work with ASIO. Australia is in for a ride of which only a few outsiders have any foresight.

Too Many Queen-rats Spoil The Broth.

October 10, 2012

Using the 1962 novel King Rat to agitate an indifferent readership differs from actual reporting but I understand senior Courier Mail journalists have to beat their own drum. Really astonishing stuff like P.M. Holt’s drowning in 1967, P.M. Whitlam’s sacking six years later, and America’s rash of assassinations are off the agenda these days. The Sacking joined Australia lore and became one of those, “Will never forget where I was…” recollections

I and other Telegraph delivery drivers were at the old Bowen Hills loading docks where a new front page to cover the event was being knocked up, agog at the enormity and the consequences of Kerr’s unprecented act of sacking a Government. It’s little wonder today’s “journalists” have scant regard for their craft with fewer happenings to get excited about. Kiddie “journos” have Twitter to inflate a dull life, leaving senior writers with every right to jazz-up a pedestrian story.

The street talk following Holt’s last dive at Cheviot Beach went beyond Chinese submarines and on to the very stuff that helped sack former House Speaker after his staffer and he had a fallout. Back then, gay men didn’t advertise personal relationships.

Being a misogynist has not yet been legislated against, yet every Canberra “man” must now fear the tag. One comes across deceptive, ill-manered women in every walk of life who allow their confrontational instinct take control of their reasoning. It wouldn’t be right to put Prime Minister Gillard in the harridan basket.

Her political opponent, Abbott, will be sacked if he loses to Gillard next election and explains somewhat his selective memory. One expects a Rhodes Scholar to have a better attuned memory than to almost reiterate the besmirching by an unpleasant radio commemtator that the recent death of her father could be attributed to his shame of her. NYT

Electric Account. Post Carbon Un-Tax.

October 8, 2012

Below is the first full electricity account of the much dreaded carbon tax. By changing habits, this bill was $38 under its last year equivalent and the two subsequent bills remain under $2 a day.

Found Home Power Generation-a Primer while clicking through StumbleUpon. A quick look suggests it might be a gentle introduction to solar power in inexpensive kit form.

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It’s Time For Australians To Try Common Sense. Think!

September 8, 2012

Cover of "Three Days of the Condor"

Cover of Three Days of the Condor

Appreciation to Wikipedia for the closing lines of the political thriller, “Three Days Of The Condor.”

Turner and Higgins stop in front of The New York Times.

Turner: They’ve got all of it.
Higgins: What? What did you do?
Turner: I told them a story. I told ‘em a story. You play games; I told ‘em a story.
Higgins: Oh, you… you poor, dumb son of a bitch. You’ve done more damage than you know.
Turner: I hope so.
Higgins: You’re about to be a very lonely man. It didn’t have to end this way.
Turner: Of course it did.
Higgins: Hey Turner! How do you know they’ll print it? You can take a walk… but how far if they don’t print it?
Turner: They’ll print it.
Higgins: How do you know?

The common man would trade his mother for a slab of slops, has had his IQ downgraded both by legislation and by a diesel fuelled atmosphere, ably assisted by a Bureaucracy impatient to see the removal of whatever freedoms left standing. There is more to life then accepting kid-glove trade-offs. Pleasure taxes, including gaming machines, are multiple times the few cents that might be added to power bills. Better the individual argue for the right for integrity and regain common-sense and ease away from the nanny state. Newman’s shock treatment now might spare ECT later. Shame Canberra can’t follow through.

Never other than a Labor voter, I first fell foul of the system one Saturday ‘market in the park’ where Jimboomba Labor manned a booth when an election was pending. Raguse doggedly stood for any seat until he scored a walkover in the then Federal seat of Forde after popular Kay Elson correctly sensed the winds of change and chose not to run. Raguse was approachable but it was while I exchanged idle talk with two booth workers that I became an object of ALP interest and a witness to their m.o.

I opined how every issue of the Courier Mail presented at least three Labor-adverse articles that an active NLP war-room could pick-up, elaborate on and run with, but, I added, there never seemed to be any follow-up or interest from that camp. The words had no sooner gone with the wind when I was invited to pose in a ‘matey’ photo shoot with the chap’s wife and while I twigged to the ruse and had time to pull out, I thought what the hell, it would dawn on them that I was a harmless oldie filling in time waffling.

Political people expect the entire voting populace to have a three-week retention limit and feel foiled when one with an adequate memory hasn’t forgotten the surveillance cameras of the ALP and their origin. The photo-happy Special Branch of the seventies openly recorded anti-war protestors as an intimidatory measure and these tactics were adopted with relish by the Labor Party.

The Beaudesert park adjoins the 12 unit, over 55 year, Qld H.C. flat precinct where I was domiciled and where the chemistry wasn’t a happy mix. Many of the institutionalized residents feared independent thought and earned security of tenure by making regular reports to their individual ‘good friend’ in Woodridge Housing.

After being instructed by a QBuild painting foreman to “Shut up you fucking poofter,” when I implored him to tone-down his sky-larking team, my ver batim reportage the next day to two young H.C. women who, by sheer chance were doing annual property inspections, brought the response,”What disgusting language to use before women. Should be ashamed and etc. Clearly, in their view, it was I at fault. As a mature adult, double their age, it was preferred I be contrite, wring my hands and bow and scrape.

Wanting a satisfactory conclusion, I failed miserably when my detailed letter to then Minister Schwarten was answered by his chief-of-staff with instructions not to write his office again and a three-line tutorial on how to address a Minister of the Crown. My concerns about the effects of cigarette and road toxins on flat-dwellers and of the much frailer people in the nearby Wongaburra convalescent complex won me no friends.

A deputation of women from Woodridge H.C. came to my place and insisted I make no more mention of two up wind residents who between them had four active mosquito coils burning throughout last winter presumably to aggravate a breathing problem. After my partner’s hand-written diary became pivotal in a favourable legal decision against a faux horse trainer and her father, I started such a journal which become a series of A4 on-going notebooks. Discrepancies or tampering with hand-written journals are easily picked-up and are welcome evidence in court.

“How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate, they could plug in your wire whenever they wanted to.” — George Orwell, 1984

After unmasking and disparaging two unnamed residents whose deeds and actions were those of specially trained eviction tenants, even planted asio pimps, I was visited by Qld Police who failed to pressure me into volunteering for a mental evaluation test. That this could happen to me in my lifetime in Australia spooked and stilled me briefly but the scene for official retalation is being set with Queensland’s new Police wizard calling for more undercover agents to report on family and friends.

Writers might be a bit nuts, but no Australian thinker has yet became a Robert the Bruce. Top level bureaucrats should settle down and spare themselves unnecessary anguish, avoid megalomania thought and try not to be the enemy of the people. Writer’s gulags have no place in this country and should remain Stalin’s symbol of suppression.

Blue-rinsed and Botoxed: Life among the plastic people.

August 25, 2012

Tongue-in-cheek journalism; a provincial newspaper is kind to its valued citizens.

After this story was posted, the next issue of Beaudesert Times, Wednesday August 29, announced its sale to Fairfax Regional Media.

 

Within the cheap, cardboard pages of the district’s family owned weekly paper lie little journalistic gems that can reward the avid reader who ventures beyond the letters page. Such quaint reporting as a road fatal involving an articulated vehicle and a motor-cyclist who was minced beyond recognition “was believed to have been caused by the impact.” Another classic, told with much bucolic affront, was of the theft of the Anglican Church letter-box. Naughty and anti-christ as that was, the crime compounded because the item had recently won a prize in the annual fancy-box competition, and do you know what Laze and Gen of Queensland, while it didn’t win, or come second or third for that matter, seventh prize is still ok and worth a mention in the monthly minutes.

A recent Wednesday’s p2 story tells of a “shocked” woman whose kind sister brought her a large egg for breakfast. The shock continued when another egg was found within, Russia-doll fashion. Bejesus ‘an all, both had yolks and both contained “white stuff.” While I wouldn’t get out of bed for less than a four-egg scramble, her freak egg, she claimed, made for a huge repast. And guess what? It was delicious, would you believe and, “…after all that they tasted exactly like normal eggs.” It shows what a cutesy, lovable and happy little community we are dunnit like, which recalls a happy Christmas occasion fondly related to its readers by this very same news organisation of Christmas breakup when the Shire’s blue collar Works Department jollied themselves around a plate of meat pies.

Flip over to page seven if you are in the circulation area of the weekly parchment under review dear fascinated reader, and you will see a photograph and story of an octet of dedicated and concerned members of a community who feel their fellows have misread their altruistic intent with this rejection bringing about the closure of their little club. As I read their spokesperson’s impassioned plea for recognition, I ask myself why could not fortune or chance have led me live near such lovely caring gentlefolk as these who would offer me a kind word and might possibly ask of me every now and then if anything could be done to improve my lot.

I could do with some of this understanding and genuine love. My flat projects into the car park but most of the others are in shaded and generally pleasant circumstance although clumped together. Such intimacy in a purposely intended youth resort would be considered most favourable to bed-hopping young and promiscuous, meat and potatoes as it were, but is not practical in a society of selfish, aged gentry. With consideration for one’s fellow beings now passe, arrangements like this can’t work.

Flat one over the way is an investment property. Its nearby owner forced to rent when offers nowhere match market. Situated beside a loose, cheaply paved vehicle entry, every egress comes with carbon monoxide and clacking pavers. Its owner preferred to utilise it for stray trade, and well done, I thought. My flat cops every cubic whiff of those car’s carbon monoxide, irrespective of the wind’s direction.

Owner Solaug is one of those stereotyped false old plastic tarts nearing the end of bang-bang and is putting a few memories in the bank, but the need for capital and a poor market led to her renting the place to a young couple.  How gracious her concern for oldies who, she suggests, “do not want to comment.”  I am tempted to seek residence in this kind woman’s area and get involved in her proposed ‘senior group’  whereby I hope, if this story is followed-up soon, her concern for the olds will have been satisfied.

Without realizing I had erred and admitting my naïvety, I moved from my then residence hoping to evade motor and cigarette toxins having been assured that non-smoking was a covenant or condition of entry to the precinct. To my horror, and too late I found I had been lied to. Fancy being lied to by a real estate property manager called Butcher. I had moved into a quasi Housing Commission estate where door-slamming, the coming and going of arguing welfare tenants and the on-going repair work on broken cars made life uncomfortable for one preferring a non-threatening life-style.

And a bit about Tim the Garbage Nazi.

Tim is of scant build, 67 kilos would pull him up, 78 years of age and about 167 cm, snowy hair becoming the focus when trims are deferred. His mien was that of a comfortably off retiree, back-room boffin was my first thought, proving close to the mark. Polite but distant, inclined to the discourteous, a surprise to find this effete private gent was the garbage nazi. We tentatively tested each other with unimportant talk but his rude and annoying trait of cutting me off mid-sentence quickly became a put-off. I attributed his ignorance to a dearth of cerebral companionship.

A valid complaint was his frustration at residents using all eight bins simultaneously when filling a couple at a time would be energy-conscious by halving the number of hydraulic lifts with fewer CO fumes. The bins stay on the footpath and are pulled to the kerb on collection days. After lining them up one collection morning and feeling unwell, he afforded me great honour by asking me to pull them back from the kerb after clearing. A far greater honour though, would have been asked to place them on the kerb. Apparently I wasn’t regarded as being up to that task without an element of doubt.

He had a heart scare the day before and was pensive with body movement, fearing each one his last. I was going into town for supplies next day and offered to do his shopping. His curious retort that he didn’t want my charity took me aback somewhat as I hadn’t offered a loan, I had no idea he was financially embarrassed and pride was playing a part. To my greatest distress I ignored my instinct which was imploring me to walk from this churlish old man.

A 18 year relationship with an ageing comfort lady, while essentially platonic, doesn’t stop Tim paying for the pleasure of her company, and explains why he can’t replace his rusted, unkempt, shit-box Celica. He moved her into a nearby flat paying the bond and two weeks rent, and nothing more was forth-coming. She paid nil rent and was turfed out three months later. Her goods and chattels, a house of cards built with bric-a-brac, disappeared the same way they had arrived, by degree, in bits and pieces in the pimp’s car and in Tim’s clanking and disintegrating shit-box.

What he gets in return for the fiscal fawning is his concern, of course, but these pampered, ignorant dregs do not return favors or help an ailing benefactor, and to suppose she would automatically respond in kind is so alien to her mind-thought as never having entered her ambit of thought. She is much like Maugham’s drab and conniving Mildred, a leech who returns her backer little or nothing except heartache and despair, a fact he acknowledged when accepting my offer of help.

Despite his misplaced suspicion of me as a do-gooder who must be punished, I readily agreed to pay a couple of due accounts at the post office using cash drawn from his ATM account, the pin number of which was written on spiral-bound stationary measuring 20 cm X 13 cm. Spiral-bound memo pads is stationary which I thought a relic of the past and to see it still in use interested me. A few days later, I found a hand-printed note in my letter-box sternly telling me to turn the TV down and it was written on the same size spiral-bound paper that the OBB had used on his note with the PIN number.

Tim’s flat is too far from mine to be irritated by electronic noises even on the quietest night, yet he passes it to get to his car and once commented my tv was audible. I checked with another tenant if the tv was over loud and got a “never hear it,”report.

Nearby lives an aging Botox babe whose swollen ugly dial doesn’t auger well for her gender. Called out to me on Wednesday 29 February, wanting a lift to town for Anglican communion, offering ‘petrol’ money. Now, a 58 km return trip I would be happy with $20, still waiting and being avoided. Nice bitch. Talking ….

ABC 24 Capital Hill. Malcolm and Mark Discuss Social Media.

August 18, 2012

Just watched an ABC 24 programme, Capital Hill which, given its time slot of 0530 hrs, is probably a rerun. The discussion, apart from the chair, was a friendly between Labor’s Mark Butler and Malcolm Turnbull. Turnbull’s persona is that of a pleasant, entertaining and intelligent chap, honed no doubt to fit his political image. I took comfort from his value of solitude assertion and would liked to have had him beside me when a Queensland police senior sergeant called to remind me my anti-government blog comments could lead to a failed mental evaluation test and with it, loss of all liberties. My aside that I was very comfortable with myself induced a learned sneer, dark duck.

“I’m going over your stuff tonight and we’ll see just how intellectual you are. If there’s something I don’t like, I’ll be back.” Fair dinkum! I am forever conceding my dimness to the world. And the lawman’s boast was not idle. It was too easy to track 78 hits that night to him or to his agents. I await his return, but shit Malcolm, where were you when I needed you?

“Goodness, How Sad Is Our Australia.”

July 31, 2012

It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.

SONY  VOICE  RECORDER Model No: ICD-AX412F

The user’s manual that came with this product assumes the purchaser has prior knowledge of setting-up this type of toy. It soon became clear to this Luddite that the supplied instructions were meant for tec professionals so I Googled the product code and got helpful, easy and adequate advice from geerz on HelpOwl Thank you unknown, informed friend.

Craig,

It might be of mild interest to you Craig, that the inspiration for some of the material on your expose of despicable old bastards responsible for the woes of the world ran as mid-day movie recently. In contemporary Australia and Britain, retaliating old ducks would certainly be admonished if not gaoled for defending themselves and the young offenders, well compensated and kidded to. Could never understand the reverence given the dead cockatoo sketch, although later jokesters muchly improved on it. The Python team’s writing talent was pure visionary genius, hard to see being improved upon in today’s bureaucratic suppression of both mind and body.

The “special” powers awarded police during that nonsense in your town is so Orwellian-reminiscent as to be frightening. A similar but less spectacular two or three days of bullshit is scheduled for this town two years hence, puffing up the dignitaries of great importance. ASIO will be recruiting more guttersnipes to smell our sheets, classify the pubes and monitor citizens communications. Blogs authored by critical oldies like this one will disappear overnight with its scribe, and not a soul will give a rats arse or even know.

When I’ve broached and compared my experiences to Gulag as being a microcism of the wider picture, the reaction has been one of sneers and accusations of paranoia, as if that was a crime against the state. Perhaps it is unofficially. I’ve found prescience a commodity as essential to survival as oxygen, and that foreknowledge makes the common copper uncomfortable when confronted by it. In Queensland, the State policeperson who visited me after I disclosed and spoke disparagingly of two fifth column agents, felt obliged to murmur darkduck after I disclosed that I was quite comfortable with my own company. Those whose presence is not feared by authority may entertain such notions it seems, but for an ugly old up-himself blogger, quite unacceptable and intolerable.

The ultimate elimination of the oldie is the driving force behind your blog Craig and perhaps you would appreciate some of the stuff practiced in stealth by the Australian Government. My blog silence and later references to Gulag was inspired by the police visit and his promise of a “mental evaluation.” It is coercive, summary punishment for mentioning disparagingly their spook agencies. The victim, a retired gentleman, ergo troublesome and unbelievable. I am not at all brave, and need to keep my driver’s licence so I followed his advice and shut up. So much for my self-respect. But the hell with it, better I fade in incarceration than by shame, that the stupidity of my antagonists be known.

Local cops had a demarcation spat with the motor cycle fraternity and were given extra powers to do them over, their already vast resource not enough. Police publicity advised the public to dob-in and deplore the bikie element. I had contempt for this moronic group, kidding themselves they were free spirits etc when in fact they were so clearly dominated by a hierarchy and a militant system as to be beneath contempt. They kept to themselves, or to the point, didn’t cause me any inconvenience so rightly, I have no fear of them, I do however fear the police who enter my home and menace my well-being by threats to my independence with instructions on how to think.

Elected representatives more so this era the chess pieces of manipulating Department heads on whom they are most dependent when first elected. By the time new Ministers get a hang of things, it’s too late, they’re locked-in and have become pawns of their respective Department Head. Generous annual handouts of the people’s money as a keep quiet salve embeds the freeloader status of these Department Heads and the bribe becomes accepted as norm. Authoritarian rule has become de rigueur but gutlessness in those best equipped to delve into this unsavory misuse of democracy has also become the rule.

After local TV showed warring Qld Housing Commission tenants having a biff, inspired in part by  Queensland Housing Commission staff bias, I emailed the program’s producer offering my surreal experiences by Housing staff, but the prospect of being depicted as a beaten old codger appalled me and I pulled out despite having aroused their interest.

Too many problems and items of interest occur or are manufactured by the minute, that switching off and ignoring the ‘news’ seemed the best panacea, but didn’t work for me bringing only chronic and soul-destroying ennui. The growing discomfort and realization that I was becoming my banal, yobbo neighbour spurred a recovery of sorts and being a typical selfish old fart will impose my dreary droning on you. After SBS did a piece on the British Government’s indifference to the displacement of its citizens, with a reminder of Beijing’s pre-Olympic home destruction frenzy, I savvy why  sanctioned corporate greed so irked you and other commentators.

In the early days of radio broadcasting, cricket aficionados employed by the ABC were innovative enough to bring a feeling of reality to their overseas match commentry by tapping a pencil on the broadcaster’s desk to simulate bat against ball while the commentators relayed the happening on the field to his listeners from information coming to him via earphones.  With leggo olympics having a similar effect, that simulation of the games should do away with one channel hogging broadcasting rights.

Your impartial media, little different to our shared, but perfect Anglo-Saxon heritage, has been loud and persistent in its Olympic glorification and the lauding of bubble-wrapped youth whose altruistic nature impels self-sacrifice for their country’s glory. What grand patriotic heroes we have in our midst. Prepared stories are pulled from the files adjacent the bereavement puff and is used as cheap fillers and revives in me an irritating alimentary itch. I too, am a patriot and my parochial and provincialism impels me to make a few observations:

Gillard, the lady PM of Australia doesn’t really have much to do with the inner workings of the great southern land, and ditto Abbott should he gain the titular title. The self-important mouth of Queensland doesn’t run that State neither, nor will his successor whose appearance will be sooner than later. The real string-pullers with the grease-can are career Bureaucrats who interpret and mould the law-maker’s wishes to suit their own egos and intent and whose deceit condones multi $K annual bonuses for the officially accepted policy of pretence.

You Craig, have inner knowledge of these top-level masters of deception whose directives are carried out by specially trained starry-eyed believers of the cause ever ready to report on idle home and work chatter under the guise of national security. Hitler’s odious thugs reported on friends and family when not intimidating them and it worked well enough to keep him in the top job for a decade or so. The practice should have died with the Führer but snitches working under the guise of protectors easily fool a community that has lost the power to think through a problem.

Qld Housing and QBuild under Schwarten.

July 31, 2012

In an over 55 Gov Housing precinct, I asked a QBuild forman painter if he could tone-down his noisy, sky-larking workers. He was stunned at the request and asked me to repeat. On doing so he was so affronted he responded,” Get f*****, you f****** poofter.” Never having dobbed in anyone in my adult life, I had no conflict of conscience in mentioning this chap’s conduct next day when by chance the annual property inspection was to take place. I related the incident verbatim to the mature women and got shock and horror and was admonished for the “f” word. A myriad of one-sided decisions induced me to write my experiences to the then Minister of Works whose C.O.S. told me not to correspond with his department. I had mentioned how spent cigarette smoke and noisy mobile phone use was wearing me down. Thereafter, I was hassled by staff until I accepted defeat and moved out.

What’s Your Excuse?

June 30, 2012

The end of the month and nothing posted so I’ve pasted a few comments from the past simply to fill the June void and there will be holes for which I apologize, but will be sorted. I think the subject of State intrusion into the private lives of “everyday” Australian citizens should be pursued; that ASIO creeps like Thom and Devine should be constantly reminded that their talents belong to unenlightened Arab and East Europe States.

“There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.”

Ayn Rand,Atlas Shrugged”, 1957

It really has all been said before and I’ve been too self-effacing from the word go to pour over the writings and discoveries of my antecedents and rearrange them in such a way as to get praise and degrees. So I amuse myself by using the wisdom of others who usually presented it better than I could.
In her defence of capitalism, Rand’s philosophies made huge books and huge readership. As with the Bible we pick bits to suit the occasion, and though the opening paragraph of this post was used in a compilation recently, “Good People…” the determination that drove good and decent people, much like you and me, to be arrested the other day for defending their country, is true gut and I would like to believe their actions have been officially noted with recommendations for exceptional bravery in the face of adversity.

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!
 

“I love mankind, its people I can’t stand.”
― Charles M. Schulz

Readers unfamiliar … I’ve connected dots and topped blank holes with educated fill. Government agents who I initially thought via its Housing agents or both, and explains the personal in my condemnation of Judas tenants. Single status Beaudesert locals might have sought residency at this address but only trained antagonists from Bethania/ Gold Coast area have been allowed entree. Funny innet? I and fellow tenants of the precinct don’t exchange too much general talk let alone information on fifth column activities, keeping in mind the iconic Orwell line,”Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.” What has been going on at this block of flats can’t be slanted at passers-by, hungry intransigent, or blacks who remain the scapegoat target of prejudiced Caucasians.

My experiences with the vindictive machinations of Queensland Housing and the on-going effect of a Schoutens instigated vendetta extend to less than bright girls who do ‘inspections,’ usually confrontational because their seniors, in the main, also without an iota of life experience behind them, told them to act like that.

One of those diminutive bolts is about to be replaced with something more robust. Not for my indoor protection, I hasten to add, I have never entertained concern for my physical safety; not here where the ‘men’-bitches retaliate with spiteful tongues, phone calls Woodridge Housing and various girly acts of attrition. No! A forced bolt damages door surrounds, a chain and padlock will deter entry via the other door.

Such is my naïvety that even as I was becoming aware of monkey business around me, it wasn’t until I connected the dots that evidence of impropriety became too strong to ignore. I reacted by commenting on their intrusions and exploits through this blog-site. A surprising insight to officially sanctified prying came to light and with well-practiced and protected deceivers as opponents, I turn to a fictional concept. It never occurred to me to use one of those bolts, but a bank of locking devices, New York style, is no barrier to officially supplied keys.

I thought the little woman opposite was drama-queening when she secured her doors for the short duration to check her mail or collect washing, but curious happenings in my flat lead me to take the same precautions. A mutual trust might still exist between some tenants, but Woodridge Housing Department with two other Government bodies, give master-keys to selected criminal hyenas like the baby-eater and the high-camp puppeteer, giving them carte blanche to enter flats on any context, meant initially for cases of chronic sickness or to clear the belongings of the dead. It is open to conjecture if these low individuals peer through private papers and cherry-pick valuables as they go about their sanctioned intrusion. But why delve and snoop? Is it to denigrate and demoralize or are they on furtive hunts for “cold-case” crimes?

Much more has to be mentioned!

Here Is My Secret.

May 29, 2012

It is very simple:

“It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
 
My Dear Friend,

Oldies understand your displeasure at having to feign concern for such a despised and lazy section of oxygen wasters as the aged, but we enjoy your anguish. The general disinterest in a backward country slitting its own children’s throats having lower precedence than the ego of petty Tweet queens justifies my loathing of fellow beings. A few Parliamentary crocodile tears from diplomacy-conscious countries seems enough to appease the collective conscience of the few Australians who have heard of Syria. Banishing a couple of emisseries would make al-Assad reconsider the mass homicide of his people? That’s another delusion shattered, me thinking only USA and Indonesia were required sucking. Am glad it’s not about oil.

Post Pol Pot Cambodia with its photos of precisely sorted and uniformly stacked skeletal remains is a reminder of Western lameness. And then the Jewish ‘solution’ comes to mind. Rather than learn from it, history demands every era repeat past errors. It must be natural selection at work, something like the rainforests stinging nettle usually having an antidote thistle nearby, that astute minds like Tolstoy and Dickens rise to the surface to record man’s inhumanity.

That’s just about it, Mum. I started off about some furkerken thing, think it was about that damn kid down the road. Ennyway, all the best old love and don’t forget to take the bandicoots out of the freezer. You’en Dad, Mabel and me will have a bonzer stew tonight. It’s getting brass-nut time again, innet? Love, Les.

Bonding And Pain And Death.

May 14, 2012

This update added on Sunday, May 3 in the year of our Lord Les, 2012. It is derived from p7 of today’s Sunday Mail and refers to a feel-good story on fate intervening to stop dead two pieces of “amazing” crap from getting the chance to truncate the lives of innocent road travellers.

This story on the death of an English hooligan, a ‘great guy’ of course, was sourced from his local media, an entity I tend to think the scum-bag would have had no idea of its existence and is replicated hundreds of times a day around the planet. In Australia, this crap, always the best ever mate, father, brother et al, will be lauded as an unrecognised genius and a martyr. Rejoice when this type kill themselves, lament their victims.

“A young father who died after a road accident will be remembered for his “infectious smile” and the twinkle in his eye, his friends said yesterday.
Dan Watson, one of those who came to pay his respects, had been friends with Mr Crisp since childhood and was planning to go on holiday with him to Spain in the summer.

He said: “He was just a great guy to be around – the best friend you could ask for: always trusting, always reliable, and such a laugh.

“It still hasn’t sunk in yet. I was speaking to him at 3pm that day; we had big plans for Saturday because it’s my birthday. It’s just such a shock.”

He described Mr Crisp, a former Hewett School pupil who worked at the Menzies warehouse in the west of Norwich, as a loving father and a Norwich City fan whose passion was socialising with his friends.

“His little boy will be lost without his dad. Sam loved him so much and was a really good dad,” said Mr Watson, 21, of Dowding Road, Old Catton.

“He was always up for a laugh – he was very popular and well known, funny and easy to get along with.” “

Clearing a rotten filing system. Please pardon if the following is old stuff. Deleted from doco. files, so there!

My youthful scheming involved accommodating only my pleasure senses and not giving any thoughts to the jollies of others.

Animosity! You and he are welcome to it, but the bitch is always in heat.

Long ago I became very aware of the anathema awarded me my few small victories, that contending with a pair of nasty little queens is like banqueting on bubbly and caviar for Easter Sunday breakfast; too easy, too enjoyable and too decadent. Thinkers are unable to offer the dim and witless flattery, but the temperate achiever who doesn’t insult the integrity will win everlasting acclaim. At twice your age and hauling a tiring body, the legacy of a degenerate life and a matching, undisciplined brain, I am immodest enough, as I await the leveler, to rate my I.Q. above the comfort zone.

Without the idiot gene, many professions would never have risen from the floor and those who have this fault share with pox carriers and down-wind sneezers and spitters, the macabre pleasure of implanting without discretion to gain the advantage and over-run and defeat common-sense, Onan, as with an era of Nile-wanking Pharaohs, justified the kinky pleasure of public orgasm by naming the practice a celebration of abundance of food and water. The same chap saw virtue in seeding the earth than wasting an orgasm on a no-hoper who, 16 years later will have daddy’s permission to go forth to kill and maim. It is an underhand way of getting square with those round him he perceives should not have an ordered and peaceful life. You are entitled…

This part of lost file not retrieved and will be added-to.

…Of Human Bondage as a treatise on fetishes still rankles with me. Alternately, commit to the rewarding and correct way by adopting Bolt’s intellectual principles and work ethics and increase the odds of attracting the cream you were assured was possible.

As imperfect and meagre were my two invited submissions, they were over represented in an intellectual desert and their cynicism lost on you as is a Faberge egg to a nose picker. You and your little friend’s vacuous and inane response to them didn’t win support even from the sparse herd of goats. Considering you possess a double dose of perplexity, it is most likely that my reference to a politician’s mispronunciation of hyperbole as hyper-bowl went over your head. “Talk sense to a fool and he will call you foolish.” By ridiculing that which you don’t understand, marks you truly your parent’s child.

In our correspondence, I stuck to my principle of answering your questions as thoroughly as my recall allowed while offering thoughts on subjects you put to me. Generally known as manners, letter-writing etiquette is now shunned for its perceived insipidity by dumbed-down parents desperately seeking the mantle as creators of leaders. It is what I’ve dubbed The Palin Principle of narcissistic, self-serving duffers not letting the lack of ability, knowledge, common-sense, integrity, manners and other worthy attributes prevent an unearned lead role in the pecking order.

The anguished keeper despairs for his lost brother. The object of his attention shrugs, as would I, at unwanted and oily intrusive clap-trap. This fellow will emerge when the climate and the reason is agreeable. He has always led a remote and distant life, and given the puritanical dogma that surrounded his youth, this inherited affliction has manifested in him as an ascetic zealot. Humbug siblings appal and irritate him, as they do me. So be it. Christian vanity at work to pursue and obligate him.

Not all the lambs are influenced by smoke and mirrors. With the martyr, I see a self-righteous nut-job with a sharpened stake bumping around in his quiver, bible held like a defiant cross in one hand, the other giving free rein to his white charger, bellowing, “God for Vivian, For Purity, And for Vivian,” as he storms through unbelievers to liberate the hermitage and restore goodness and God. I must revisit Man Of La Mancha et al.

Early on, your missives were promising, showing attention to detail and you used the same commendable guidelines of letter-writing aficionados, but the new pan dulled quickly. If you were offended by, didn’t understand, or failed to get the expected response from me, then despair not, your lack of perspicacity and faint heart are in the breeding. Immorally bred Brethren children emulate their parents by denouncing those they can’t manipulate by accusations of their own faults of hate, jealousy and envy slanted against the hapless victim. This is the nucleus of your very existence, a justification for taking breath and how morally corrupt fraudsters leach from the trusting unaware, their last hopes.

A reformed petty criminal and crack-head wouldn’t have the faintest idea what I’ve been on about or alluding to, so I will sum it by suggesting Andrew Bolt decipher for you.

A lucid yarn with issue of Alice In Wonderland and The Billy Graham Show is in the realm of Great Expectations. There is no doubt why rationality and common sense are frowned upon while dopes run riot who are not reminded often enough of their fallibility and their stupidity.
Look At Me Mum!

Too Contentuous For A Metro Paper.

May 4, 2012

For the life of me, I can’t understand the confrontational attitude of those letter-writers who spit chips when a publication won’t run their print stuff. A refusal probably covers a million reasons including exaggeration. A knock-back for me is an accepted norm and if I think the subject needs getting out of the system, will drop the rejected letter into this little site, usually with an explanation and extension. The irritation is out of my mental space and might attract the attention of three or four clickers, a couple more than a Courier Mail cyber letter might garner. The tit for tat childishness of both long-established political observers and kiddie cyber-journalists has left me with a regard for print scribes who stick by inherent beliefs and avoid the five second Tweet mentality. The under letter relates to accusations of political people favouring opponents because their names are in the “follow” Facebook list.

 
 

Australia 2009

Australia 2009 (Photo credit: stoofstraat)

Most of those I “follow” on Twitter are for quick and easy access, not at all because I favour them. Envious, or otherwise affected individuals bring down a myriad of accomplished, thoughtful decent men like Negus and Akermanis to make way for the lazy, half-baked mundane minds of internet boof-heads.I have no truck with workplace trysts providing the afters cigarette smoke drifts down-wind. Laming now realises being on the right does not guarantee immunity from the consequence of the enemy within the tent, or the malicious fifth column. There is a difference. Two ASIO operatives brag on TV the ease by which the integrity of innocents is destroyed without the possibility of answering to their crimes, then snigger in the re-telling of the covert use of skeleton keys. Is the populace up in arms at being treated like imbeciles? Not at all. They love it. It’s the price of democracy! The ineptitude of Queensland Police frighten and demean innocent passers-by, but that’s ok, it’s democracy. It is a very similar democracy as used by Infamous blackmailing FBI cross-dressing boss, Hoover, to get and secure a life-time job, and to continue blackmailing U.S. legislators for most of his long tenure. It’s reassuring to know these stunts wouldn’t be tolerated in the county of fair play, Australia, is it not?

A.S.I.O. The Inspector-General Must Be Ridiculed.

April 25, 2012

I G Inspector General

I G Inspector General (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The oft used Orwellian line is flogged to death by human behavioural observers world-wide, as they watch helplessly the ignorance and stupidity of elected representatives manifest as institutionalised extremists. ASIO braggart and megalomaniac advocate, Vivienne Thom struts the stage with titles reminiscent of East Germany. Inspector General should be an article of mirth used only to satirise torturers in the gulag’s weekly amateur show. Vivienne Thom is as reviled in her field as is Gail Kelly, the epitome of corporate greed, in hers.

“How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate, they could plug in your wire whenever they wanted to.” — George Orwell, 1984

The unpleasant Thom entered my area of interest by overheard grabs from the paternalistic ABC do-good time-filler, Q&A. She shared the podium with another diseased piece of matter, an accomplice, David Irvine, who between them, in another era and in many parts of the world, would have led to civilian unrest with systematic upheavals ending with heads held proudly aloft by tall stakes and the mutilation of their families.

I link to an old story A Psychiatric Puppeteer Is Pulling Strings, in which the exposure of the Housing Commission tactic of harassing unliked tenants until they moved, and to the publication and identification of two Judas tenants who commit this torment in tandem. I called them eviction tenants after seeing their counter-parts in action on overseas developments. Independent thinkers are not tolerated in Queensland Housing precincts which means these blatant little criminals target the hapless offender. I gave up the fight and left after a visit by State Police and sneering comments that I was guilty without the benefit of a committal hearing, but instead the threat of a committal to a mental institution.

Have Woodridge Housing Dept. And QBuild Had The Arse-hole Purging Yet?

I remain the eternal optimist and enjoyed the morning walk along a main road to get the paper until I became carbon monoxide winded. The then immediate upwind neighbour, Ryan, used aerosol air-freshener as an all-round house cleaner in lieu of water and vacuum cleaner and my request to ease off alerted him to my problem. A twilight dousing of aerosol driven by the prevailing easterlies into my flat became the norm. A failure to close openings one evening, led to a three day hospitalisation and hospital records declaring me a chronic chromer, or one who got his kicks by inhaling aerosols. Thank you again, indifferent and lazy Queensland Health(?) bludgers. The permanently damaged pulmonary led to a total intolerance to spent cigarette smoke and the beginning of the Queensland Housing Department’s war of attrition against me.

A daily journal kept in a computer can be altered to suit and in law its content isn’t worth a pinch of shit, a fact I never forgot after my late partner’s hand written notes delivered us a win against prominent thoroughbred horse thief and common fraud, Barrie Rogers and his druggie daughter. The law accepts that a running, handwritten diary is near enough impossible to doctor. My notes contain date and times of phone calls from the strident Housing nose-picker, Kimberley, and an extraordinary visit by Housing stand-over message boy, Terry delivering threats under instruction of his Woodridge controllers; threats that they wouldn’t dare make on hard copy. Times and car registrations, gender and other relevant information is noted when actual data is difficult to obtain.

The afore-mentioned Ryan, was a devoted garbage nazi who once moved me, in my great alarm to call him a three word expletive. It came about one pre-dawn moonless garbage day when, en route to get the paper from the early opening service station, I was about to drop my small bag of refuse into the bin when he boomed from his darkened doorway, ” Filling up me bin, are ya.”? He awaits hidden, he had explained in an earlier confrontation, to surprise and frighten the crows away by beating on the veranda rail or fly-door. His fellow tenants were loath to complain for fear of reprisal eviction notices.

I objected to his unusual behaviour and he replied he would sue his Department friend on to me. A day or two later, he proved his word and the apparent misandrist, Schoutens, with a male colleague called on me without notice. She heard me out and declared Ryan’s longer tenancy was proof positive of his lamb-like innocence.

The hard done by Ryan moved to his recently deceased mother’s flat in the same precinct, ostensibly because of its telephone plug, but it was on a whim to avoid my presence and was granted instantly by biased Housing staff. Every attempt I’ve made for a move to escape motor vehicle, industrial and cigarette smoke toxins are met with demands for a doctor’s certificate to justify such a move. Ryan’s level of credulity intrigued me from the beginning and his myriad peccadillos made a novella.

The very offensive Bruce was next to occupy No. 6. In another life he might have been master of making a clean snot with a thumb against one nostril, but every tilt at this practice nowadays ends drastically with the matter being wiped onto railings or walls and his expectoration lobbing where-ever it may. His inadequately rinsed, hand-washed attire created great stench in summer as it dried over veranda items. The general unrest with his hygiene shortcomings and their possible flow-on consequences led to a tenants meeting which, on its conclusion, a female staff member privately admonished me for my intolerance as Bruce was, she stressed, a relatively new tenant and I could have been more sympathetic to his needs.

Her co-chair was an unusually enlightened male staffer who was probably sent to Coventry and then to Quilpie for telling the conveniently genteel Ryan that the swearing he complained about paled into insignificance when compared to that emanating from any primary school-yard in the country.

Slavery In Mauritania.

intramural

An Inspector Calls

A Tattler’s Tale…The Extraordinary Happenings In A Place Near You.

April 12, 2012

Image of Geoffrey Chaucer from Speght's editio...

Image of Geoffrey Chaucer from Speght's edition of 1602. This is out of copyright, and all rights of the illustrator extinguished in the United Kingdom, since it is more than 70 -- more like 370 -- years after the death of the artist. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Queensland’s dissenters, critics and chronic haters been in a void since Bligh’s Looter’s club closed for business should get some solace from the new regime’s decision to drop the Premier’s Literature Bull-shit Prize. Its disappearance sent only the chardonnay set into a tizzy fit, real plebs couldn’t give a rats. The displaced pseudo-intellectuals who put much effort into this annual altruistic event could be appeased by computer diplomas or a martyr award downloaded by their Federal Arts cousins.

I am like any atheist and will cherry-pick bible quotes if the cliché fits, or the sages or whatever philosopher suits the occasion. Decades ago I thought using, “He who sups with the Devil, should use a long spoon,” was clever, an indicator of inner wisdom, perhaps. Asked of its origin, I took a shot at it and was way off target when I wrongly guessed it came from the book of Revelations. Establishing facts sometimes got in the way, but fooling the wrong people can be detrimental to integrity. Was annoyed that word-smiths Chaucer or Shakespeare got the kudos, attribution to Moses would have been OK by me. But that’s the fish course, I’ve a few things about the nasty Tim that should be made known.

Tim’s well rehearsed gentility belies a malevolent old brain which I believe is hate stimulated and nurtured, and notwithstanding the ravages of time that erodes most minds, his oft-practiced vindictiveness would have been innate to his nature. He is ‘cat-lover.’ I know this is so because he told me, but even without his confidence I, and all unfortunates within range would have found the affectation hard to ignore. Prolonged cat cootchy cootchy coos are pure bunkum that both intrigues and annoys me. His aging comfort woman, Woo-woo, carries on in precisely the same inelegant way sustaining the theory that participants in a lengthy association emulate the others oddities.

Woo-woo doesn’t have a car but her friend who assists in the running of their fledging Beaudesert prostitution business picked her up every few days, leaving her unkempt old car idling while awaiting her friend. A few weeks passed and her CO gasses were knocking me out. Explaining my breathing predicament to her brought the response,” Well, you’ll just have to shut everything when I turn up, won’t you?” To the mild-mannered and tolerant chap that I am, it seemed most appropriate to retort with, “And you’d be a right royal first class cunt.”

The descriptive word had a worthy place in the vernacular in my youth and its restoration, or at least, its recognition should be acknowledged. Admittedly, I ended up on the ground once or twice, but among its nuances are sentiments like, “Yair, I knew him well, he was a really beaut cunt.” To be so admired was an endorsement that isn’t easily won.

Looking outside to the parking lot, to the source of this much overdone and over loud display of pet-talk recently, I couldn’t immediately see him, but there was Tim on the ground, on his side talking theatrically loud to and stroking the precinct’s homeless cat. Coming from a kindly person, this would have been cute, but I had been on the snotty end of his hate stick and while I foretold and understand his coming betrayal of me, that he went ahead and did it is unforgivable. Undue lavishing of praise might be welcomed by the dunce but to pull that stunt on me earned my scathing contempt.

The euphemistic open-plan is architect talk for cheap and rough which Harry Seidler artfully enacted with this difficult unit development on the side of a hill. Needing four road entrances, the fifty-unit precinct was planned in the offices of Harry Seidler, and meant to attract the Jap market. A financial bomb, it is saved from extinction by cheap blue-collar owners and welfare rentals. The crude, open-plan flats in a failed resort are hard to unload at a rumored $110,000 and a similar unit in a nearby precinct favoured by the drug community had a tag of $70,000, well within the budget of any aged pensioner, but relocation to a de facto housing commission estate is fraught with frustration when the new renter or buyer realises the enormity of his error.

Sounding-out the views of the “corporate,” I sought the opinion of one of the few members of this venerable body, a common old sow, Sharlene, asking if the kinder qualities of tenants and owners could be appealed to via ‘newsletter’ to go easy on unnecessary car-door slams and prolonged working on idling cars. Her advice to shut openings was not unexpected. Pru, the precinct bike on the verge of matron-hood is fixated on getting as many men as possible before the curtain falls, used her second abode for trysts, found my mature age unpalatable. She slips unsigned notices into letter boxes.

Am adding to this… Les Johns.

Garbage Nazis…Avoid/Beware Frustrated Control Freaks.

March 30, 2012

More Waste Containers

More Waste Containers (Photo credit: Stiwwe)

The ultimate result of shielding men from their own stupidity is to fill the world with fools.

I recently urged people to be gentle with those seemingly kind old chaps you see buzzing around garbage bins like blue-arse flies and refer not to unfortunates looking for sustenance, but to the resident sheet-sniffer.  After a couple of unpleasant incidents with the incumbent garbage nazi in the precinct I’ve lately moved into, my former advice to be gentle with these creatures changed to be very aware of them. Self-appointed old bin bastards (OBB) are invariably fussy despots, much like the obsessed roadwork controllers, if you like, of apartment precincts.

Tim is of scant build, 67 kilos would pull him up, 78 years of age and about 167 cm, snowy hair becoming the focus when trims are delayed. His mien was that of a comfortably off retiree, back-room boffin was my first thought, proving close to the mark. Polite but distant, inclined to the discourteous, a surprise to find this effete private gent was the garbage nazi. We tentatively tested each other with unimportant talk but his rude and annoying trait of cutting me off mid-sentence quickly became a put-off. I attributed his ignorance to a dearth of cerebral companionship.

A valid complaint was his frustration at residents using all eight bins simultaneously when filling a couple at a time would be energy-conscious by halving the number of hydraulic lifts with fewer CO fumes. The bins stay on the footpath and are pulled to the kerb on collection days. After lining them up one collection morning and feeling unwell, he afforded me great honour by asking me to pull them back from the kerb after clearing. A far greater honour though, would have been asked to position them on the kerb. Apparently I wasn’t regarded as being up to that task without an element of doubt.

He had a heart scare the day before and was pensive with body movement, fearing each one his last. I was going into town for supplies and offered to do his shopping. His curious retort that he didn’t want my charity took me aback somewhat as I hadn’t offered a loan, I had no idea he was financially embarrassed and pride was playing a part. To my ultimate distress I ignored my instinct which was imploring me to walk from this churlish old man.

An Eurasian-looking comfort lady in her seventh decade calls on him on pension fortnight and is later picked-up at an appointed time by her pimp or by her brothel partner, a gruff, well-off but ignorant sow of a woman, allegedly attained per the escort industry.  Explained his rusted, unkempt, shit-box of a car and the veracity of his comments of never having savings to draw on should an emergency arise. He moved her, whatever that meant, into a nearby flat. Most likely, it meant paying the bond and two weeks rent and nothing more forth-came. She paid nil rent and was turfed out three months later. Her goods and chattels disappeared the same way they had arrived, by degree, in bits and pieces in the pimp’s car and in Tim’s clanking and disintegrating Celica, a house of cards assembled with bric-a-brac.

What he gets in return for the fiscal fawning is his concern of course, but these pampered, ignorant dregs do not return favours or help an ailing benefactor, and to suppose she would automatically respond in kind is so alien to her mind-thought as never having entered her ambit of thought. She is much like Maugham’s drab and conniving Mildred, an artless, rotten leech who returns her doddering backer little or nothing except heartache and despair, a fact he acknowledged when accepting my offer of assistance.

Despite his misplaced suspicion of me as a do-gooder who must be punished, I readily agreed to pay a couple of due accounts at the post office using cash drawn from his ATM account, the pin number of which was written on spiral-bound stationary measuring 20 cm X 13 cm. Spiral-bound memo pads is stationary which I thought a relic of the past and to see it still in use interested me. A few days later, I found a hand-printed note in my letter-box sternly telling me to turn the TV down and it was written on the same size spiral-bound paper that the OBB had used on his note with the PIN number.

Tim’s flat is too far from mine to be irritated by electronic noises even on the quietest night, yet he passes it to get to his car and once commented my tv was audible. I checked with another tenant if the tv was overloud and got a “never hear it,”report.

It Gets Couriouser And Couriouser.

Nearby lives an aging botox babe whose swollen ugly dial doesn’t auger well for her gender. Called out to me on Wednesday 29 February, wanting a lift to town for Anglican communion, offering ‘petrol’ money. Now, a 58 km return trip I would be happy with $20, still waiting and being avoided. Nice bitch. Talking ….

An Australian working-class demographic.

You know you are a bogan when…..

1. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. Bikers back down from your mum.
3. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
4. You’ve been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws.
5. Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker makes your list of “Most Admired People.”
6. You’ve ever had to scratch out your sister’s name in a message that begins “For a good time call….”
7. You’ve ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn’t.
8. Every day someone comes to your door mistakenly thinking you’re having a garage sale.
9. You have a working television that sits on top of a non-working television.
10. You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the diving tower.
11. Your dog was desexed by court order.
12. Your 13 year old daughter and her husband wanted belly button piercing, and you said no and got them matching tattoos instead.
13. You mow your lawn and find a car.
14. Your tyres are worth more than your car.

Australian Deep-thinking.

March 13, 2012

View of beach at Surfers Paradise with skyline.

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Bitumen Around A Parked Car. We Must Be In Queensland.

This action is evidence of the Government encouraged strategy of ‘let your bureaucrats do your thinking’ is working well. Can a philosophic, educated writer do a short piece explaining why a brain-dead Australia is preferred. There might not be a devilish, Machiavellian plot to bring this about, it could be the plebs way of thought, that following the words and actions of their politicians is the way to immortality or whatever it is they expect from life. Let school-kids know they don’t have to be one of the herd. Eighties football mouth and one-hit wonder, entertainer, Mark Jackson, encouraged handicapped kids with, “I’m An Individual,” If these lyrics were used in a similar promotion today, I imagine officialdom would dismiss them as subversive and pull it from the air.

Two Stasi Hate Merchants.

Answers To Some Queries. After The Lord Mayor…

March 2, 2012

A reader who could be in some sort of strife asked;

how can i write a letter to talling what has been happining since i left on the trail

 
You’ll have to elaborate somewhat, Pet, or confide in a friend.
 
This query from chappie eager to satisfy an awakening curiosity.

we hope to engender paranoia uk policie in dundee courier april 2011 – what protocols do they use to achieve a nervous breakdown and psychiatric reprisal (sic)

If you were able to get your cryptic comment to web without assistance, you of dubious worth, could indulge in self-discovery and stick either Oedipus or pederast,or indeed both, into your search bar.

And a request from an up and coming 1984 fan.

george orwell boot face site:lesjohns.wordpress.com

Try clicking Brainy Quote. Should work.

Hope have been of assistance and have enjoyed hearing from you,

Love, Les.

Partly Two…Be gentle with garbage nazis.

February 29, 2012

Himmler besichtigt die Gefangenenlager in Russland

Himmler besichtigt die Gefangenenlager in Russland (Photo credit: Marion Doss)

A Good Day To Propose.

A black eulogist tells Huston A-listers and by extension me, that she “so lurved the Lord.” Did she really, or is blame for her chosen leisure activities being deflected from the Brown chap and spread around to include an imaginary character to better tart-up a damaged image? Quite frankly, my dears, I don’t give a damn. I come neither to condemn nor to praise her person and to paraphrase what’s-his-name, I am free of all prejudice, I dislike everyone equally.

Huston’s early screeching so twisted my bowels that she and her genre in general joined other stale hams like ‘Stand-up’ comedians, on my ‘get knotted’ list. Now, it seems, the wailing will go on relentlessly by would-be Whitneys on whom God will bestow the late singers magic, while they and other medicated melon-heads wear out plastic in a reverential and inflated buying frenzy. Imagine Coster leading the eulogy spotlight. I gave Cage a serve in this despatch when the subject of my tirade was the former, but running the world from my little hole can deplete the erg.

You are strong on, or rather, another of your aberrations is following and commenting on soccer, an interest that rates from Y to Z on my emotional and sporting ennui scale disqualifying any input from me. Lost interest in that field after years of chronic beard rash threatened permanent facial scouring. Cinema! Won’t go so far as saying it died with Clark Gable but for me, Once Upon a Time In The West and Picnic At Hanging Rock was pitchers pinnacle, revived with Trainspotting and a few others, re-surged with Angelina Jolie’s magic in Alexander.

World-wide, writers and thinkers are stillborn, truncated by covert Government dumbing-down of citizens in the guise of protection; nannyism, not dissimilar to a fish and chip shop proprietor being shaken-down for protection money. Reducing their esteem by reducing their IQ to the squabbling small-minded and dobbing-in that constitutes Government-run housing precincts. It was after a visit to me by the Labor controlled political police stressing how the Gulag principle can work on me as it does on Julien Assuage; how the ever alert tentacles of corruption reacts to good people as does a cross to a vampire.

In spite of Nicolas Cage’s connection to Hollywood royalty via the Coppola link, he doesn’t do it for me. If I had his wherewithal I wonder, would my ego match his self-absorption sufficiently enough to churn out those dreadful indulgences of his. In video format, I persisted with the $1 garage sale heap of corn for over a week, each start-up needing minutes of catch-up recall. Leaving Las Vagas, was so hard to cop it could become the insomniac’s panacea. His vanity aroused in me a sense of unease so strong that, as penance, I returned to the computer to complete this letter.

I’ve briefly covered your pet topics, Craig, those that my low Peter’s Level are easily overtaken by the smarts. In past aeons, keeping up with sporting yabber meant touch-up stuff like, “What the fucks a bye or a wide again? A Mulligan? Oh yes, that crops-up in the little ball game that interferes with a good walk.” Where once I skimmed over or ignored that which induced the yawns, I now promulgate, meaning I don’t give a rats rim. My abject indifference has also inured me to barbs.

Your Twitter puff piece unashamedly admits conspiracy worries and your blog revolves around conspiracy theory which in a sense was our only common thread, I’d be thinking, yet if I were a dyed-in-the-wool C.T, I would lay into the Lotto organisation for withdrawing at least half my picks every draw ensuring nothing decent will ever drop into my lap.

Our joint thread most likely is the constant irritation of the chaff-brained electorate who live and die unaware or unprepared to accept that government’s ultimate aim is to institutionalise or slot, not only their opponents, but all generally decent living men and women. This is where departmentalised herd-mentalists get vindictive if their wishes are thwarted by the likes of me who have already been slotted in the lolling-head compartment. The names of bad bureaucrats and biased public servants like those working out of Woodridge Housing Department should be disclosed occasionally in the forlorn hope that public exposure, like the stocks of olde England, brought shame and repentance on petty criminals.

Your reference to a secreted hard-drive holding enough goodies to banish Bligh’s Looters! Goodness gracious me Craig, much too fanciful and should be corrected. Keeping in mind her staff’s intellectual quotient deliberately kept low to maintain cohesion, or a sync with the community. In this country and especially of Queensland, basic educational requirements for public servants can’t be maintained and a simple misunderstood double negative can get you sent to Coventry or to life in prison.

Queensland maintains a deep-seated attachment to the methods of 1933 Germany and I’ll swear a furtive look at the backs of the portraits of once important dignitaries hanging in Parliament House would reveal images of Himmler and his fraternity. John le Carre‘s creative mind ran riot at the aftermath of the era that led to the division of Germany and the germination of elaborate, entertaining spy stories.

I have at hand, ready to access, four A4 dog-eared lecture pads, hand-written daily records from my first day in the public housing precinct at 220 Brisbane Street, Beaudesert, to the last day there and beyond, minutely detailing the goings-on of Queensland Housing staff and the vindictiveness of staff led by institutionalised accusatory liar, cadre Schoutens to a pair of fellow departmental dissemblers. Once upon a time the loss of document files would have caused consternation, but while the pads are a tangible back-up to my claims, especially for dates, times, vehicle registration numbers and so forth, my ability to transcribe hasn’t diminished a whit.

GingerZilla…a creature in harmony with his madness.

February 26, 2012

Fear? If I have gained anything by damning myself, it is that I no longer have anything to fear. ~ Sartre

You are a bad bastard Craig, an evil genius within whose blog might be discovered a universal panacea, an imaginary antivenin for all the known mental ailments troubling humanity. I fear however, for the mental well-being of academics exposed to your ruminations and plots, who would surely join medicine’s equivalent of The Surgeon Of Crowthorne to complete their work in a barred residence for the dangerously bewildered.

I noticed the bit on rotting corpses and having deduced that the juices of one was seeping into the concrete floor of the adjoining flat one summer day in a tropical town, one can justifiably use the foetid word. I made do, in describing the corrupt end of Brisbane’s George Street, as the sewage end, but I hasten to add that discretion disallowed proper nouns like Schwarten, Bligh and Lucas to be so included.

In time I hope to get around to a lot of things, and completing the half-baked post I alluded to is top priority. I recognise this lame missive as an inadequate reply to your tweets, being more “off the cuff” to the point of ad lib than yours, but I hope to atone.

The object of that post was to correct your mind image of a hard-drive buried in the freezer with the gen to bring down an empire. For me at least, that m.o. is as dead as the micro-dot attached to postage stamps. I would fuck-up if I tried being technical. No! I belong to the abacus era, a hand written diary for my notes which must be added-to daily to maintain a rhythm.

My partner kept a hand-written record of her dealings with a piece of shit named Rogers and his drug-using daughter who fraudulently assumed credit for the training of the winner of an inaugural 2 YO race that has gone on to be a big event in Australia’s racing calendar.

My friend, who Oscar Wilde had in mind when he asserted no good deed should go unpunished coaxed me into obtaining a loan at the huge compound interest of the eighties for a half share in their recently retired, 77% place rate stallion, Highland Beau, for stud work. The cash was for dealers who were leaning on her.

He quickly reneged and secreted the horse with another “partner” leading to my friend’s notes being pivotal in getting the cash back and the hollow victory of the stallion’s return.

Since then, I’ve kept a similar hand-written daily record of the most mundane of happenings, and as such can’t be easily altered as can p.c. entries.

I suspect this stuff doesn’t get to your post or problems with html. Will stick it on my post and you can take it if you want it. I’ve lots to do and should disable modem, twitter a distraction. Adobe reader crashing and not even watching wanker stuff.

Till later, Les Johns.

Alternet…a Story on Police Intrusion.

February 20, 2012

Sick: Young, Undercover Cops Flirted With Students to Trick Them Into Selling Pot.

Working at the Drug Policy Alliance for the last twelve years I have read and heard countless stories of people having their lives ruined because of our country’s cruel war on drugs. Last weekend, the nationally syndicated show This American Life highlighted a story that is so insane, you don’t know whether to laugh or puke.

Last year in three high schools in Florida, several undercover police officers posed as students. The undercover cops went to classes, became Facebook friends and flirted with the other students. One 18-year-old honor student named Justin fell in love with an attractive 25-year-old undercover cop after spending weeks sharing stories about their lives, texting and flirting with each other.

One day she asked Justin if he smoked pot. Even though he didn’t smoke marijuana, the love-struck teen promised to help find some for her. Every couple of days she would text him asking if he had the marijuana. Finally, Justin was able to get it to her. She tried to give him $25 for the marijuana and he said he didn’t want the money — he got it for her as a present.

A short while later, the police did a big sweep and arrest 31 students — including Justin. Almost all were charged with selling a small amount of marijuana to the undercover cops. Now Justin has a felony hanging over his head.

This story is not unique to Florida and it reminds me of an 18-year-old Mitchell Lawrence, a young man from Great Barrington, Mass., who served two years in jail for selling a joint to an undercover cop. The officer befriended Lawren…and etc.

Quiet indecent and happening to oldies in Queensland also. Whilst a tenant in a public housing precinct I exposed and ridiculed two “eviction” tenants, one an eloquent, older Noel Coward replica, the other a pushy larger lady who squats on the outside veranda alternatively scooping porridge into her maw and screaming into a mobile phone. Designed to antagonise; their very raison d’etre is to harass and bully decent tenants who have unwittingly offended vindictive Housing staff and induce them, by constant bullying, to move away. Methods employed include offensive odours like two or three simultaneously burning mosquito coils, cars so strategically placed their exhaust gas drifts into downwind flats, dittto cigarette smoke, hobby toxin stink and theatrically loud phone calls.

Two Housing staff threatened eviction when I commented on the tactics of these antagonists. Then police called, supposedly responding to a false report that I had spat towards one of these creatures. The threat I must stop sending-up and otherwise reporting on the stasi-like duo or a mental evaluation test would do the job for me, was followed by another; ” We’re going over your stuff (blog posts) tonight, and we’ll find out just how intellectual you are,” adding, “We’ll be back if we find anything,” An inane and unnecessary remark obviously designed to demean, for I often remind readers of my lack of schooling and dearth of degrees.

That night there was almost 80 hits on relevant posts and no, the wallopers didn’t return. It is so easy in Queensland to destroy a clean person’s integrity and credibility. Worse though, is the mental home threat and the ease of censoring anti-government comment. They got their way, I moved. Injustices to citizens in Western democracies isn’t confined to the US of A. wp.me/pReYN-14z

Cheers, Les Johns.

Venal Tuesday’s Light Reading.

February 7, 2012

English: Sir Winston Churchill.

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“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened…” - Winston Churchill

 

The Queensland Premier’s jubilation:

The exposed workings of Qld Labor Government have hurt so many of us in different ways that polling day for thinkers has becomes a festive occasion with, for me, a void vote the days major thrill. The CM’s inner sanctum less favourable to Bligh lately suggests the big fellas dropped her. Queenslanders though, are still part of the Great Southern land whose occupants, in the main, have a three-week memory recall and a State/newspaper sponsored fun-run or firework show held within that time-frame will favour the incumbent.

A daily declaration of a new martyr seems to have a similar purpose, a variation of the days when a garbage worker knocked back a knighthood offer which was then eagerly accepted by the infamous turncoat unionist, Jack Egerton.

The purpose of government is to protect the individual rights of its citizens. Since rights can be assaulted both within a country or outside of it, the government must deal with either threat. This requires an army for defence of the country, and a police system to protect the individual citizens from other individuals within the country.

So long as the Nanny-state thinking rules, we will all wear the Dumbded-down Australians tag.

Queensland’s inarticulate Premier admires the pensioner’s integrity. Came from her very own mouth on Rudd’s election night celebration, so it must be a gen-u-ine and considered observation rather than an impulsive, spur-of-the-euphoria moment. Gee! Was that early spin you say? Must give her my vote. I hope she reminds us frequently of our deep-seated wisdom and inner values. The offensive and venal Bligh doesn’t remind us often enough of our unforgettable contribution to the nation and I tend to forget.

As the older residents of this pensioner-intended Government flat precinct fall off the perch, they are replaced by lazy and fiftyish, anti-social, mobile-phone obsessed idiots. The latest morbidly obese crazie sits on her veranda pre-dawn scooping porridge into her maw between screaming into her phone. She is engaging the only asset she has and knows…her rank stupidity. Her very presence and mien has one wondering if she is not Myra Hindley reincarnated who will resume gnawing into a baby’s corpse after the porridge.

During the day she will prop outside my flat ditto. I reminded her of the 50 unfenced acres surrounding us on which there must surely have a decent reception spot out of earshot. ” Go get a life , ya so and so,” she kindly advised. This is a preferred tenant, who moved in at 10 P.M. with a loud party of gomeral assistants, leaving the worn, smoky diesel running as loud as the radio for the duration of the unloading.


  And end with an apt quote by the master; Woody Allen

“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.”

A Modified Letter To A British Friend.

February 6, 2012

It is more shameful to distrust our friends than be deceived by them.

It is with much difficulty can I consciously start a paragraph with a personal pronoun and such is my critically detested self-effacement that to so begin a story would surely alert the hammers of hell. This post, like the writer, is tempted by the usual distractions, ever-ready for and expecting side issues, even before leaving home. Am more than happy that War And Peace is done and appreciate Ayn Rand’s input with Atlas Shrugged, the template of inflated latte sippers planning over-priced boutiques that will justify their self-importance and coyly expose inherent business acumen, all enacted amid the carbon-monoxide dream-world of fashionable footpath cafes.

Your lead story is too much for a simple ancient like yours truly to tackle off the cuff Craig, so, following form, I refer to your side-bar Feedjit boast column headed by a curious Queensland fan from Armstrong. Now I became curious; having been born and shagged in the most unlikeliest spots of Queensland, the place-name eluded me. Google revealed an out-of-the-way Mackay beach and left me with an intact ego, form-sheet spot-on. In an earlier impetuous, pre-Augustine and temporal life, I left my Cairns arrangement and eloped with NBF to spread the checked tablecloth among Mackay’s cane-fields.

Nowadays however, I dare not let the remnants of my heart do the ruling, what with the generosity and kindness of Queensland’s Chief Constable Javert who come to my home to mention how false mental issues will be used to my detriment to arbitrarily stop the naming and m.o. of two under-cover eviction tenants on my blog-site. The reprehensible male of the duo, once the leader of a boys group, prompted two accusatory ping-backs when I wrote disparagingly of his high-camp and generally noisy posturing. The vociferousness of his stage-managed mobile usage, too out-and-out deliberate and malevolent to be ignored.

The morbidly obese female of the pair, a Jerry Springer trailer-trash recruit moved in one night at 10 by the clock. The light diesel truck’s motor ran the duration of the unloading, well beyond the witching hour, joining the radio and the smoking unloaders to create an unpleasant bedlam. A forced slum departure rather than an arrival was the scenario. I had been introduced, without realising it at the time, to the ways of retributive Woodridge Queensland Housing personnel.

Two “eviction” tenants whose reason d’être is to move-on, mainly by noise harassment, but in my case, multiple mosquito coils strategically placed to cause irritation, the target tenant. These creatures are so sited when adjacent flats become vacant. Two vindictive Queensland Housing females threatened eviction when I stated my objection to manufactured noise and offensive, unnecessary odours, soon followed by the police incident.

“Let Them Eat Cake.”
My personal plight is as insignificant as that of a particle of dust in the breeze; I enjoy and thrive on the jousting these stand-over megalomaniacs think intimidates me. Of greater concern is the long-term effect, the creeping cancer of compulsory nannyism has on the general community.

Have I been sufficiently oiled to face your twisted mind, ie your recent post? Perhaps I should accept the venal Kimberley’s franchise offer and win kudos by creating and honing my own stasi network and dob you in as an incorrigible upstart. Keeping in mind my best Orwellian, “under the spreading…” I am a failed joker, neither she nor her apparatchiks pals could, in a thousand life-times, acquire the privilege of sniffing my poxy old hole.

You would be surprised at the results of this country’s loose translation of democracy. Fucked from the moment of conception, the country’s urge to populate has thrown up some bizarre oddities. Queensland’s transplant surgeons are truly astute and are worthy of a brag, acquiring new skills on call. One such example was born just a vagina, but with grouse Aussie craftsmanship, dedication and add-ons, a working body was built to such perfection that the cunt eventually became Queensland’s Premier.

More later, Les.

Hey Everybody, I’m on Craig’s list.

January 29, 2012

English: View of the Acropolis from Lykavittos...

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(@thegingerzilla) commented on People With Principle And Guts.

I didn’t know they were after the Acropolis as the cost of export would be prohibitive with rising fuel costs despite the recent plunder of Carthage. I had however heard from Maximus that they were haggling with the Greek Tithe masters in the hope of gaining a few Islands since Greece hasn’t got anything else of worth these days. This is shown by the massive increase in children being left with priests – the mind boggles. The Catholic Church in this country (and many others over the pond I hear) have been praying for such moments of deliverance (bleshh you my son http://gingerzilla.blogspot.com/2008/09/blesssshh-you-my-schun-binge-drinking.html) and could well be behind the austerity crashing of our economy. It could also be people wanting to pay astronomical prices for a bit of deconstructed steak and kidney pie a la Masterchef. I keep saying these people lack imagination. Imagine how much gold such money could buy and how happy the Kraken would be. The Greeks used to know how to appease him until the Romans under Senators such as Biggus Dickus led them astray. Alas, such elusive economic strains are beyond the feeble minds of us mere mortals.

The anti-smoking smoking stance you speak of reminds me of the racism outrages in the Bastard Isles. You are not allowed to say certain words because that is racist, whereas blowing the holy crap out of brown people is defending freedom from French fries – as is owning shares in companies that increase deficits and body parts. All we can but do is bleed – I hear blood is great for the ratings if Zombies are anything to go by.

Confrontations…the country needs more baddies.

January 27, 2012

Australian Coat of Arms (adopted 1912)

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“There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.

Ayn Rand,Atlas Shrugged”,1957

Crikey’s queensland-election-thread/

Ceremonies such as the Australia Awards, an aftermath of yesterday’s amusement was a minor fracas involving the PM, are essentially elitist shows rewarding the most intensely self-interest groups like sports, the arts and politicians, if not with the presentation of a parchment then by making a jolly good day of it.

More enlightened Australians look on bemused and understand and sympathise with a people, like other put-down groups including the aged, hopeless poker-machine addicts, substance abusers and the homeless who meet confrontational police in every turn their life makes. The purpose of government is to protect the individual rights of its citizens. Since rights can be assaulted both within a country or outside of it, the government must deal with either threat. This requires an army for defence of the country, and a police system to protect the individual citizens from other individuals within the country

Astute photography can make a bloodbath out of a splintered finger.

People With Principle And Guts.

January 17, 2012

“Infamy! Infamy! They’ve Got It In For Me.”

The acropolis is one of the most recognisable icons of Greece and is a good representation of Classical Greek culture and a well-heeled consortium would probably hand over three or four billion for it which could be used wisely like restoring Greek pensions; shipped to the States to join the Queen Mary at Long Beach, or more appropriately, London Bridge in Arizona. Entire castles have been bought from tottering estates, cut into numbered pieces and reassembled to become homes for the well-to-do and tourist venues.

The nanny-state mentality is stuffing this and every country locked into its practice. Greece is today’s model of Australia twenty years hence. Much sooner if primary exports fall over. Mandatory, State-enforced helplessness; compulsive compliance of nannyism is not helping the independence of unconscionable oldies like me in conflict with a State Government which throws millions into ‘aren’t we caring and considerate’ look-good, anti-smoking advertising, but behind the bull-dust, an entirely different scenario. Throughout life I’ve striven to sort-out my own problems, an early manifestation of the ‘trust no one’ philosophy, I expect. Being extraordinarily perceptive which means my excreta detector was well-honed, I quickly learned that deceit was the template of health and similar industries and I regard their practitioners as poxed and avoid them as I would the plague.

The above letter was used by a New York paper; the under, a follow-up to crits of my terminology:

I applaud the positive aspects a welfare state offers. Students know that Australia’s equivalent to the Democrats introduced assistance to those in need and the aged in the late 1800′s, a vote winner that the rest of the world had to embrace. My discontent stems from the state’s inability to differentiate between assistance and sheet-sniffing. I identified and made known without infringing Orwellian libel laws, two operatives assigned to discredit and move-on out-spoken public-housing tenants and forty posts later an uniformed policeman called to advise a mental evaluation test should shut me up. An ambulance or mortuary van await us all, and until either is summoned to me, all I want from the government is the fortnightly drop into my account and their absence.

“He neither walks with the multitude nor cheers with them. The observer-writer who is a real writer is a rebel who never stops.

Einstein on Solitude:

Solitude is painful
when one is young,
but delightful
when one is more mature.
I live in that solitude
which was painful in youth,
but seems delicious now,
in the years of maturity.

It has really all been said before and I’ve been one of the lazy, else occupied, ennui-tied bulk whose been only too happy to have others bat for him at the cost of self-respect, yet I never was of studious bent reasoning that poring over the writings and discoveries of my antecedents to rearrange them in such a way as to get praise and degrees, constituted plagiarism, so I amuse myself by using the wisdom, with acknowledgements, of others who generally presented it well.

In her defence of capitalism, Rand’s philosophies made huge books and huge readership. As with the Bible we pick bits to suit the occasion, and though the opening paragraph of this post was used in a compilation recently, “Good People…” the determination that drove good and decent people, much like you and me, to be arrested the other day at Kerry, near Beaudesert for defending their country, is true gut and I would like to believe their actions have been officially noted with recommendations for exceptional bravery in the face of adversity.

“Give me six lines…”

The urgency shown by top-level bureaucrats in the Queensland system to allow land and environment desecration at Kerry, near Beaudesert with back-up police presence to intimidate decent citizens shows how the genuine, well-meaning ardour of young police cadets is quickly corrupted and moulded to suit the nefarious back-door manipulations of State. In quite a short time after enlisting, their zestful guile exits the alimentary as programmed zombies. Late night viewers of the quirky 1960′s Avengers would have seen the suave Steed and Mrs Peel vie with replicas of these wacko Oxley automations. Latter-day Cromwellian zealots have had ample ego polishing, some training or understanding of the ways of good people can’t be in the curriculum except for the bit that Cardinal Richelieu shared with his reformer soul-friend that went something like,”Give me six lines written by the most honourable of men, and I will find an excuse in them to hang him.”

Man dies in custody, Blue Mountains The Daily Telegraph,

Man dies in NT police custody The Australian,

Man dies after police speeding caution Adelaide.

Man dies after speeding caution Courier Mail,

This is Queensland, Australia, 2012.

Welcome To The Future… feel free to walk on my face.

January 13, 2012

“You are a slow learner, Winston.”
“How can I help it? How can I help but see what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four.”
“Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.”

George Orwell, 1984 foreseeing a repressive, anti-people Bligh Government.
 
 
“It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Antoine de Saint-Exupery, French writer, poet and pioneering aviator, wrote a book that was translated into over 230 languages and dialects after his death in 1944. This book, titled The Little Prince maintains worldwide sales of over one million copies per year, making it one of the best-selling books ever published. It is this charming book we get this inspiring quote from.

Cute kid stuff, appeals to generous souls of all ages. James Dean adherents lapped it up.

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever.”
― George Orwell, 1984

Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.”

“Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness.”
― George Orwell

“A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: 1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?”
― George Orwell, Politics and the English Language


If the CMC had spivs as well oiled as Labor’s sheet sniffers who don’t operate any-more, (insert ‘haha’) they would have an active, full time office in Beaudesert. Am I the only one to see the irony in a Government Union representative tell me cigarette smoke complaints are not within her agenda, while advice on electricity economy is, and a week later an opposition power company is hammering on Housing Commission doors seeking new accounts?

An intrusive person representing herself as a Housing employee, phoned me on Tuesday, June 23, 2009, at 1445, introducing herself as Kym and addressed me in the familiar Christian name format. Extremely rude and pushy, but the public servant’s handbook claims this approach sets the scene to appear to the assumed mug as a trustworthy matey-buddy.

Remember the Oakey lady, the Croat incident? Why would you? Their mental incarceration by Labor’s thought police occurred more than three weeks ago. A Government engineered three week memory limit looms.

Her message of Tuesday, 23 April, 2009 at 1445 hours of the accusation that I will next be slashing tyres would be better recorded on paper; as would her retort at my observation that being allied to a tenant’s fifth column might have its advantages to when she suggested that generating my own network would definitely have its merits. Considering the department pesters its ‘clients’ ruthlessly with myriad useless, unwanted self-promotional, money-wasting clap-trap via the post, it is through the print medium that I want our dealings be conducted and on which your agents threats be recorded.

Of Ghosts And Gingerzilla. Keep the home fires burning.

January 12, 2012

(thegingerzilla) replies to “A Letter To Gingerzilla… Staying Optimistic Despite Adversity.”

Apologies for my lax reply Les, I’ve been a busy bee with Crimbo and plotting to take over the world by revealing the truth about the Kraken. Been going through a mad writing spell. I can see you have the same issue in churning out so much.

Massive thank you for this post and of course the link. For days I had much Auz traffic all originating from the state of Bligh :D

I forgot I have written about Auz 3 1/2 years back. Worth reading towards the end as you will find a revelation about my origins ;)

http://gingerzilla.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-couldn-give-xxxx-for-fosters.html

Will be in touch v. soon as I’ve been reading your exploits and will return the favour of enshrining your struggles in FutureHistory. The fake CCTV was utter genius.

Take care Les

Craig Mitchell (the less unhinged part attached to the alter ego)

Hullo again, Craig,

The best asset of being young is that it doesn’t take brains. It’s difficult even, to detect unabashed ugliness amongst this group and I think it takes extraordinary perception of one so affected to go forth and get all he can before the “little boxes” mentality mashes his individuality as he strives to become his neighbour. One is expected to “put away childish thoughts” but my attitude so gets up many noses that I know I’m right. A thirty year friendship tottered after my frivolous use of ‘punkum’ shitted her despite being privy to the story.

To get familiar with doco file usage and the pc in general, I worked on noting my earliest memories, one of which included a rare occasion of my father wearing a smile. As a mere baby he would give me piggy-back rides securely ensconced in the crook of his foot/leg holding my minute hands as I looked up at him pleased when he smiled broadly down at me. Not to last as my increasing weight and his varicose legs stopped the games.

Not to last from the angle of ones later misdeeds either. Got to about age four or five for my first haircut. Grim looking old men sat on forms lining the wall intently absorbing that morning’s broadsheet, reading about war happenings I expect. Out the back the baker’s delivery horse moored on shitty straw. A board was placed across the barber chair’s armrests to raise me. I leapt out of that chair and hit the toe coming to a stop a few suburbs distant.

Showed my unfinished pre-pubescent memoirs to a younger sibling who readily rubbished the style as “childish and embarrassing.” The frankness was welcome but its delivery a worry. The view as from a child had to be retained. I had no options.

There is a slim thread connecting these meanderings, not to the opening paragraphs which somehow intruded, but to the dire importance that Tyler Durden had of scaling a barbed fence to obtain fat-farm extracted blubber with which to manufacture soap for his fighters was wasted on me, what with bar soap a very cheap commodity. He might have been going through a do-it-your-self phase. I feel obliged to run that movie yet again. And I know all about Hitler’s idea of recycling.

Top script writing that era! I borrowed the fascinating, “Picnic At Hanging Rock,” from Townsville library in the late sixties and the movie that followed a few years later so fitted the mind-picture I had as I read the story that time passed before I grudgingly accepted it as fiction. The follow-up books attempt at a denouement was badly handled according to reviews at the time so I had to come back to ground in any case.

Orwell’s vision of a skewed democracy with its double-speak twenty-eight years late. The fear of detention camps firstly zips the mind, and then the lips. The likes of The Avengers and Number 96 can only bob-up today if written clandestinely. Initiative is a controlling policeman’s “dark duck.” The fat-spill no match for the Trainspotting suppository dive into the world’s most poxed shit-house. That stuff appeals to my base, gutter-bred mongrel instinct. Robert Caryle approaches 51.

The fat burning analogy surfaces and haha. Immediate post-war Australian do-gooders sent raw hen eggs to the food-short British, encased in animal fat as a preservative measure. It worked, with the fat blocking oxygen entry through shell pores. You are welcome to my fat Craig to fuel your basement furnaces, but its disdainfulness in life puts it into the eek basket.

The under bit was meant to go elsewhere, but url lost in that dirty Scot dunny:

The purpose of government is to protect the individual rights of its citizens. Since rights can be assaulted both within a country or outside of it, the government must deal with either threat. This requires an army for defense of the country, and a police system to protect the individual citizens from other individuals within the country

Ahead are spook stories from places I know:

BABINDA

This town owes its name to three Aboriginal words: bana (water) jindi (rain) and bunda (mountain), and each of these elements town’s tragic ghost story. A few kilometres west of the town in the foothills of the Bellenden Ker Ranges is a popular picnic spot called The Boulders- where Babinda Creek forms a chain of spectacular cascades as it rushes between large boulders

Local legend has it that a young Aboriginal girl named Oolana who was betrothed to an elder fell in love with a handsome young warrior from another tribe. They eloped but were captured and punished. Oolana committed suicide by throwing herself into the stream at The Boulders. The ghost of the dead girl is said to haunt the cascades, and some claim she draws innocent victims into the water like the legendary lorelei on the Rhine in Germany.

All of the above belongs to the realm of folklore but one fact is indisputable- no less than sixteen young, single men have died tragically by drowning at The Boulders during the past fifty years.

EINASLEIGH

On a sweltering hot night in January 1872, dark crimes were committed on Carpentaria Downs Station near Einasleigh, west of Ingham. Ellen Mary Imelda Duffy, aged thirty-seven, the station’s bookkeeper, was attacked in her bedroom in the homestead. Miss Duffy’s screams for help were heard by a Chinese gardener, who ran to the house. When the murderer finished off Miss Duffy (by slitting her throat) he turned on the gardener, who ran for his life but was shot in the back. To the surprise of the whole district, the manager of Carpentaria Downs was arrested for the double murder.

Details of the affair are sketchy, but many people believed that Miss Duffy had been sent to the station by the owners to spy on the manager whom they suspected of selling ‘missing’ cattle and pocketing the proceeds. Subscribers to this theory believed the guilty manager discovered the ploy, panicked and killed Miss Duffy then, fearing the gardener would testify against him, killed him as well.

Ellen Duffy is buried in a small graveyard on the property along with twenty-six others, not one of whom died a natural death. The grave of the gardener is some distance away, marked with a single post. Stockmen on Carpentaria Downs believe that the ghost of Ellen Duffy haunts their quarters, moving softly from room to room as if searching for something. Many have wakened at night to find the spectre, dressed in a white dressing-gown, peering down at them with a puzzled expression on her sallow face.

Why the ghost should choose to haunt the stockmen’s quarters rather than the homestead where Miss Duffy met her death is a mystery. ‘Maybe the old girl likes us blokes,’ the stockmen suggest with nervous grins, ‘but we’re not too keen on ‘er.’

MOUNT GARNETT

On Gunnawarra Station, south of the old mining town of Mount Garnett, another of those startling lights occasionally appears. According to head stockman Banjo Palmer and others who have gotten within 30 metres of this light, described as a luminous, empty sphere, it swoops down on herds of cattle causing them to break and stampede.

Crikey, Mateys and Cobbers of Queensland ! It’s almost turd rotation time again.

January 10, 2012

Crikey.com.au front page.

Image via Wikipedia

After becoming familiar with the Ruler’s lurks and perks handbook, Newman won’t want to upset his new chums and tutors, the long entrenched Bureaucrats, owners of their domains and to retain and encourage a working compatibility, will be unable to delve comprehensively into QBuild quangos or care much about the character assassination of some tenants by retributive Sister Ratcheds of the Housing Dept. Anyway, the NLP chief won top-level favour by declaring their patch excluded from the playing field.

The exposed workings of Qld Labor Government have hurt so many of us in different ways that polling day for thinkers has becomes a festive occasion with, for me, a void vote the days major thrill. The CM’s inner sanctum less favourable to Bligh lately suggests the big fellas dropped her. Queenslanders though, are still part of the Great Southern land whose occupants, in the main, have a three-week memory recall and a State/newspaper sponsored fun-run or firework show held within that time-frame will favour the incumbent.

A daily declaration of a new martyr seems to have a similar purpose, a variation of the days when a garbage worker knocked back a knighthood offer which was then eagerly accepted by the infamous turncoat unionist, Jack Egerton.

So long as the Nanny-state thinking rules, we will all wear the Dumbded-down Australians tag.

IdiotsQueensland.com.au/ not martyrs but dickheads!

January 6, 2012

Even though most Australians try to bust the,”she’ll be right” barrier which the Qld Govt. promotes as acceptance of an ordered society, sociopath parents rape and torture their children, depraved women eat body parts, and that was de rigueur in Queensland before Hannibal, Lambs and Anthony Hopkins popularised the practice. A consideration for fellow drivers no longer a mantra. A road-safety piece on this indifference, hate almost, of fellow motorists strongly hinted that a confrontational police attitude is returned to them in spades and this aspect could do with an official look.

The world-wide matriarchal experience is clearly not working and in Queensland, Bligh is a prime example of behind the scenes, sneaky (smug) ? bureaucrats rorting and running the system to suit. These white-collar suspects must be brought to account by putting them on show where their public antics can be transparent. I try forlornly, to bring the deeds of these miscreants to the attention of interested parties through this website, http://lesjohns.wordpress.com.

 
Crass people should be reminded often of their repulsiveness. mobile motor-mouths head the list:

Megatroid Mania wrote: “There’s nothing wrong with using your cell in any other car. I don’t see a difference between talking to a person sitting next to you, and talking on your cell phone.”

Would that there were, in fact, no such difference. Alas, both scientific research and nearly universal anecdotal evidence confirm that not only do a great many people who insist on inflicting others with their endless cell phone prattle, in fact, do so more loudly than they would converse with someone seated next to them, but the mere fact that only half of the conversational information is available to those so put upon is sufficient to make such annoyances far more difficult to ignore. (The brain is evolved to try to piece together the missing information, which it infers from the cadence and emotiveness of the singular conversant. It does not react the same way, for instance, to someone reciting a monologue.)
My personal opinion is that those who pretend that their extended cell phone use in such situations “ain’t no thang” are likely to be borderline narcissists, at the very least. Personally, I’d have given serious consideration to throwing her bodily out a window. On the general principle that her rudeness disproved her humanity.
Lakeysha Beard ended up being escorted off the train by friendly Oregon police officers and charged with disorderly conduct.
It seems that several announcements from the train staff didn’t quite do the trick of tearing her away from her cell phone. It seems that then she became embroiled in what was described by the police as a “verbal altercation” with other passengers, whose Sudoku games she had, perhaps, disturbed.
I haven’t been on an Amtrak train for a while, but apparently they have cell phone charging stations, as well as no official policy on cell phone use.
Still, don’t most humans know when they’re getting on someone’s nerves? Perhaps not in every case. As MSNBC reported, Beard herself felt “disrespected.”
Can someone please invent a phone that drowns out the speaker’s voice for everyone except the person at the other end of the call? That would surely be easier than social engineering.
Chris Matyszczyk

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today. James Dean

Good people don’t heed or need the direction of dunces.

January 4, 2012

The calibre of a man is found in his ability to meet disappointment successfully, enriched rather than narrowed by it.Thomas Kelley.

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This little stanza comes from The Mahabharata, some writings from a sub-continent sect.

What is the greatest wonder?

Each day strikes and yet

we live if we were immortal.

This is the greatest wonder.

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I do not have tangible evidence to support the rumour that the following answers to examination questions emanated from Rudd Street, Oxley.

 

* “The body consists of three parts – the brainium, the borax and
the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the
borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity
contains the bowels, of which there are five – a, e, i, o and u.”

* “Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.”

* “The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.”

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What luck for rulers that men do not think.”…Adolf Hitler.

 

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Here are examples of psychological roles that associate narcissism and authority, Children of Narcissus

An evolutionary analysis of narcissism.

Copyright © 2008, Paul Lutus — Message Page
The Policeman | The Preacher | The Teacher
The Expert | References

The Policeman

First, please excuse my not using the P.C. expression “Police officer.” It’s too cumbersome.

Not all narcissistic “policemen” are duly authorized officers of the law. Many are narcissists who focus an inordinate amount of attention on rules that, apart from them, no one cares about. Some invent rules of their own, then try to enforce them. This narcissistic role is complicated by the fact that many of its members are both narcissists and OCD sufferers.

In normal life, regardless of how many rules there are, most are not enforced unless their violation represents an injury or inconvenience to someone. In ordinary circumstances, unless there is a victim no one cares, and this pragmatic outlook extends (or should extend) to courts of law. In evaluating legal issues, justices are expected to ask themselves a series of practical questions, including, “where’s the harm?” An example might be an unofficial nude beach — a group of people want to sunbathe in the nude, they’ve chosen an unused, secluded area, where’s the harm? Obviously someone could make the argument that they are technically breaking a law against public indecency, but normally in a case like this, there’s no enforcement unless a citizen files a complaint.

Enter the narcissistic policeman, whose motive is not public order or justice but control and domination. In our hypothetical nude beach example, it doesn’t matter whether the “policeman” is a duly authorized officer of the law or a busybody narcissist — if he chooses and is inclined, the “policeman” can make a lot of trouble for the sunbathers, regardless of how careful they are not to irritate public sensibilities.

One can usually distinguish a narcissistic policeman from the ordinary kind. A narcissistic policeman will harass you based on the letter of the law, asking only “is it legal?”, while a normal one will only bother you if your behavior violates someone’s rights — before taking an action, the latter will always ask the justice’s question, “where’s the harm?”

“Is it legal?” is important in some contexts, but no one expects all laws to be enforced in all circumstances, except possibly a narcissist. “Where’s the harm?” is a more pragmatic approach, and it is the standard most likely to be applied by a seasoned, non-pathological policeman. Therefore if you meet a policeman who seems to care more that a law has been broken than whether any harm is done, chances are you are in the company of a narcissist, whose agenda is control and domination. By the way — if you are confronted by a uniformed policeman, and if you believe he is a narcissist intent on harassing you for no perceptible reason, for God’s sake don’t share your conclusion with him. The danger is that you may be right — ever hear of “narcissistic rage”?

Philosopher Ayn Rand wrote that a government could achieve total domination by passing laws so numerous and contradictory that every citizen becomes a lawbreaker, allowed to walk around free only through the forbearance of the authorities. That is a perfect description of the narcissistic policeman role, as well as an approximate description of modern times.

“There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.”

— Ayn Rand, “Atlas Shrugged”, 1957

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…and all you wanted to know about Fanta.

In 1940 Fanta was created by the German Nazi chemist Schetelig during World War II in Germany, for the German Coca-Cola bottling company in Essen. Due to wartime restrictions on shipping between Nazi Germany and the United States, the Nazi bottling plant could not get Coca-Cola syrup. The CEO of the plant, Max Keith, needed a product to keep the plant in operation and devised a fruit flavored drink made from available ingredients.

Using apple fiber remaining from cider pressing and whey, a byproduct from cheese manufacture, Fanta was created and became quite popular. The original German Fanta had a yellow color and a different flavor from that of Fanta Orange. The flavor varied throughout the war, depending on the ingredients used.

The name ‘Fanta’ was coined during an employee contest to name the new beverage[citation needed]. Keith told them to let their Fantasie (German for “imagination”) run wild. On hearing that, salesman Joe Knipp spontaneously arrived upon the name Fanta.

After World War II, Fanta was introduced to the United States by Coca-Cola, and in 1960 they bought the trademark. What had been known as Fanta Klare Zitrone (“Clear Lemon Fanta”) in Germany, was introduced to the United States as Sprite in 1961 to compete against 7-Up. Fanta Orange is the most popular Fanta flavor, available in 180 countries. In terms of volume, Brazil is the largest consumer of Fanta in the world, followed by India[citation needed]. Fanta remains more popular in Europe and South America than in the United States.

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Griff Rhys Jones and his bantering with the locals whose fishing is disturbed as he propels his canoe through shallow, narrow river-ways with a sturdy pole. This chap is an accomplished narrator. I enjoy.

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“Infamy! Infamy! They’ve Got It In For Me.”

The acropolis is one of the most recognisable icons of Greece and is a good representation of Classical Greek culture and a well heeled consortium would probably hand over three or four billion for it which could be used wisely like restoring Greek pensions; shipped to the States to join the Queen Mary at Long Beach, or more appropriately, London Bridge in Arizona, the State that prompted Beattie and Bligh to introduce pull over edicts embarrassing older people and inducing health break-downs. Entire castles have been bought from tottering estates, cut into numbered pieces and rebuilt to become homes for the well-to-do and tourist venues.

The nanny-state mentality is stuffing this and every country locked into its practice. Greece is today’s model of Australia twenty years hence. Much sooner if primary exports fall over. Mandatory, State-enforced helplessness; compulsive compliance of nannyism is not helping the independence of conscionable oldies like me in conflict with a State Government which throws millions into ‘aren’t we caring and considerate’ look-good, anti-smoking advertising, but behind the bull-shit, an entirely different scenario. Throughout life I’ve striven to sort-out my own problems, an early manifestation of the ‘trust no one’ philosophy, I expect. Being extraordinarily perceptive which means my shit detector was well-honed, I quickly learned that deceit was the template of health and similar industries and I regard their practitioners as poxed and avoid their company.

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Other People’s Musings:

Not all entries will feel momentous. If they are epiphanies, they might well be trivial ones, such as this one from Maugham’s notebook from 1941: “I often think how much easier life would have been for me and how much time I should have saved if I had known the alphabet. I can never tell where I and J stand without saying G, H to myself first. I don’t know whether P comes before R or after, and where T comes in has to this day remained something that I have never been able to get into my head.”

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Beware Thugs In Parks:

Below is a grab from my market day experience at the Labor Party tent when I idly remarked how the NLP has three or four anti-Labor themes in every issue of the Courier Mail that could be picked-up and run with:

Now while I had become acquainted with this lot by mutual, initially Labor-favoured  small talk well before Raguse made his seat runs, my comment so startled the boy Jason,  that he produced an apparently ever-ready camera and asked me to pose with his lady-friend for a “matey” shot. I did so without qualm, having  nothing to fear or hide and the Labor Party mind games began, a fruitful  mental exercise replacing crosswords. Once an avid Labor voter, I seek now to support the candidate most likely to damage Queensland Labor hoodlums.

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The Mark Twain Literary Award most probably came about by a favourite:
“All you need in this world is ignorance and confidence, and your success is assured.”

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Daltonism: Michael Rowland mentioned his Daltonism a few weeks back.

Marcus_Aurelius.” How much more grievous the consequences of anger than the cause of it.”

A Letter To Gingerzilla… Staying Optimistic Despite Adversity.

December 31, 2011


I’ve been slack as all get-out lately with few posts made, so to jazz-up this month’s numbers I run this comment used on gingerzilla:

“Old age is the most unexpected of all things that can happen to a man.” And the Russian revolutionary wore the ice-axe at a relatively youthful 60. It’s only lately that I’ve quit wondering what I should do for a quid when (if) I grow up. Mangling Wilde, every old bastard has earned the hatred he gets. I’ve got unfinished files spread all over the place, a meaningless mess like a madman’s excreta, yet I’m finishing off bio stuff that if put to screen would delight my detractors, for shooting my foot is a way of life, and would disadvantage my anti-Government tilts, an impossible task, in any case, for an aging novice.

I have no criminal form and daily bank jobs in this area commonplace, and a depraved pair who raped and tortured their child makes p. 18 in the Courier Mail, yet a copper is dispatched to threaten the fear of insanity for dissident blog comments. The site’s blogroll has photo shots purportedly of a Gold Coast, Queensland internment camp. Even mature adults seem to have no care for the future.

I am pleased as Punch that you acknowledged my email Craig. Most bloggers forget or are too busy to reply. Esp. liked the ‘offending’ advert and your style in general. We have similar tastes, if you’ll pardon the presumption. I admit to my brain-dead status of late and attribute the condition to shifting house, an emotional trauma equaling that of a divorce or of a death in the family, according to a time-wasting expert.In my case,not strictly true, yet I hesitate to write it up. This is not capitulation to political thuggery, but I would rather speculate on why yesterday, 600 grams of choice Tasmanian salmon and a red onion should disappear from my shopping bags between the shop and unpacking at home.

Above this line is the message the postmaster couldn’t transmit and you were coy about names so I searched by putting your failed email name into the bar; revealed many entities which will necessitate a few visits to better understand the subject. Earlier I claimed StumbleUpon was the medium through which I found your site, but must retract. Pretty sure now your discovery came about by putting Anti-Qld Govt blogs into the search bar.

I felt a need to keep the following quoted bit handy:

“The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon is a form of synchronicity.
The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon occurs when a person, after having learned some (usually obscure) fact, word, phrase, or other item for the first time, encounters that item again, perhaps several times, shortly after having learned it.”

And wonder about shared, recurring interests like age, salmon and pheromones and even the Gadfly Suite, theme music two decades back to a British TV spy agent and his exploits, which was playing even as I found its tag on your site. The unpublishable stuff obliquely referred to which my foes would love to have for backup ammunition include the delirious effect well tuned pheromones have on the loins.

I voluntarily submit now to night infirmary. All the best, Les Johns.

A CABAL OF CENSORED HUNTS.

May 23, 2012

Reblogged from A Letter From Les:

Original Title And Story Are On ... http://johnstheword.wordpress.com/

My place of abode is in an unfenced Government flat precinct on Beaudesert's
northern outskirts. Most passers-by assume the 1950 circa army camp buildings are part of the Wongaburra Convalescent Home and its inhabitants their sedated, tame inmates. While the assumption is not correct, it isn't totally wrong either. From a distance, we are the average unpretentious and drab, end of life, uneducated, boring working class yobbos, a microcosm of suburbia worldwide but yuck, over fifty-five and old; an age well beyond the tolerance expectations of Bligh's crooked own-interest Housing fiddlers.

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