Answers To Some Queries. After The Lord Mayor…

March 2, 2012

A reader who could be in some sort of strife asked;

how can i write a letter to talling what has been happining since i left on the trail

You’ll have to elaborate somewhat, Pet, or confide in a friend.
 

This query from chappie eager to satisfy an awakening curiosity.

we hope to engender paranoia uk policie in dundee courier april 2011 – what protocols do they use to achieve a nervous breakdown and psychiatric reprisal (sic)

If you were able to get your cryptic comment to web without assistance, you of dubious worth, could indulge in self-discovery and stick either Oedipus or pederast, or indeed both, in your search bar.

And a request from an up and coming 1984  fan.

george orwell boot face site:lesjohns.wordpress.com

Try clicking Brainy Quote. Should work.

Hope have been of assistance and have enjoyed hearing from you,

Love, Les.

Partly Two…Be gentle with garbage nazis.

February 29, 2012
Himmler besichtigt die Gefangenenlager in Russland

Himmler besichtigt die Gefangenenlager in Russland (Photo credit: Marion Doss)

A Good Day To Propose.

A black eulogist tells Huston A-listers and by extension me, that she “so lurved the Lord.” Did she really, or is blame for her chosen leisure activities being deflected from the Brown chap and spread around to include an imaginary character to better tart-up a damaged image? Quite frankly, my dears, I don’t give a damn. I come neither to condemn nor to praise her person and to paraphrase what’s-his-name, I am free of all prejudice, I dislike everyone equally.

Huston’s early screeching so twisted my bowels that she and her genre in general joined other stale hams like ‘Stand-up’ comedians, on my ‘get knotted’ list. Now, it seems, the wailing will go on relentlessly by would-be Whitneys on whom God will bestow the late singers magic, while they and other medicated melon-heads wear out plastic in a reverential and inflated buying frenzy. Imagine Coster leading the eulogy spotlight. I gave Cage a serve in this despatch when the subject of my tirade was the former, but running the world from my little hole can drain the erg.

You are strong on, or rather, another of your aberrations is following and commenting on soccer, an interest that rates from Y to Z on my emotional and sporting ennui scale disqualifying any input from me. Lost interest in that field after years of chronic beard rash threatened permanent facial scouring. Cinema! Won’t go so far as saying it died with Clark Gable but for me, Once Upon a Time In The West and Picnic At Hanging Rock was pitchers pinnacle, revived with Trainspotting and a few others, re-surged with Angelina Jolie’s magic in Alexander.

World-wide, writers and thinkers are stillborn, truncated by covert Government dumbing-down of citizens in the guise of protection; nannyism, not dissimilar to a fish and chip shop proprietor being shaken-down for protection money. Reducing their esteem by reducing their IQ to the squabbling small-minded and dobbing-in that constitutes Government-run housing precincts. It was after a visit to me by the Labor controlled political police stressing how the Gulag principle can work on me as it does on Julien Assuage; how the ever alert tentacles of corruption reacts to good people as does a cross to a vampire.

In spite of Nicolas Cage’s connection to Hollywood royalty via the Coppola link, he doesn’t do it for me. If I had his wherewithal I wonder, would my ego match his self-absorption sufficiently enough to churn out those dreadful indulgences of his. In video format, I persisted with the $1 garage sale heap of corn for over a week, each start-up needing minutes of catch-up recall. Leaving Las Vagas, was so hard to cop it could become the insomniac’s panacea. His vanity aroused in me a sense of unease so strong that, as penance, I returned to the computer to complete this letter.

I’ve briefly covered your pet topics, Craig, those that my depleted Peter’s Level are easily overtaken by the smarts. In past aeons, keeping up with sporting yabber meant touch-up stuff like, “What the fucks a bye or a wide again? A Mulligan? Oh yes, that crops-up in the little ball game that interferes with a good walk.” Where once I skimmed over or ignored that which induced the yawns, I now promulgate, meaning I don’t give a rats rim. My abject indifference has also inured me to barbs.

Your Twitter puff piece unashamedly admits conspiracy worries and your blog revolves around conspiracy theory which in a sense was our only common thread, I’d be thinking, yet if I were a dyed-in-the-wool C.T, I would lay into the Lotto organisation for withdrawing at least half my picks every draw ensuring nothing decent will ever drop into my lap.

Our joint thread most likely is the constant irritation of the chaff-brained electorate who live and die unaware or unprepared to accept that government’s ultimate aim is to institutionalise or slot, not only their opponents, but all generally decent living men and women. This is where departmentalised herd-mentalists get vindictive if their wishes are thwarted by the likes of me who have already been slotted in the lolling-head compartment. The names of bad bureaucrats and biased public servants like those working out of Woodridge Housing Department should be disclosed occasionally in the forlorn hope that public exposure, like the stocks of olde England, brought shame and repentance on petty criminals.

Your reference to a secreted hard-drive holding enough goodies to banish Bligh’s Looters! Goodness gracious me Craig, much too fanciful and should be corrected. Keeping in mind her staff’s intellectual quotient deliberately kept low to maintain cohesion, or a sync with the community. In this country and especially of Queensland, basic educational requirements for public servants can’t be maintained and a simple misunderstood double negative can get you sent to Coventry or to life in prison.

Queensland maintains a deep-seated attachment to the methods of 1933 Germany and I’ll swear a furtive look at the backs of the portraits of once important dignitaries hanging in Parliament House would reveal images of Himmler and his fraternity. John le Carre‘s creative mind ran riot at the aftermath of the era that led to the division of Germany and the germination of elaborate, entertaining spy stories.

I have at hand, ready to access, four A4 dog-eared lecture pads, hand-written daily records from my first day in the public housing precinct at 220 Brisbane Street, Beaudesert, to the last day there and beyond, minutely detailing the goings-on of Queensland Housing staff and the vindictiveness of staff led by institutionalised accusatory liar, cadre Schoutens to a pair of fellow departmental dissemblers. Once upon a time the loss of document files would have caused consternation, but while the pads are a tangible back-up to my claims, especially for dates, times, vehicle registration numbers and so forth, my ability to transcribe hasn’t diminished a whit.

GingerZilla…a creature in harmony with his madness.

February 26, 2012

Fear? If I have gained anything by damning myself, it is that I no longer have anything to fear. ~ Sartre

You are a bad bastard Craig, an evil genius within whose blog might be discovered a universal panacea, an imaginary antivenin for all the known mental ailments troubling humanity. I fear however, for the mental well-being of academics exposed to your ruminations and plots, who would surely join medicine’s equivalent of The Surgeon Of Crowthorne to complete their work in a barred residence for the dangerously bewildered.

I noticed the bit on rotting corpses and having deduced that the juices of one was seeping into the concrete floor of the adjoining flat one summer day in a tropical town, one can justifiably use the foetid word. I made do, in describing the corrupt end of Brisbane’s George Street, as the sewage end, but I hasten to add that discretion disallowed proper nouns like Schwarten, Bligh and Lucas to be so included.

In time I hope to get around to a lot of things, and completing the half-baked post I alluded to is top priority. I recognise this lame missive as an inadequate reply to your tweets, being more “off the cuff” to the point of ad lib than yours, but I hope to atone.

The object of that post was to correct your mind image of a hard-drive buried in the freezer with the gen to bring down an empire. For me at least, that m.o. is as dead as the micro-dot attached to postage stamps. I would fuck-up if I tried being technical. No! I belong to the abacus era, a hand written diary for my notes which must be added-to daily to maintain a rhythm.

My partner kept a hand-written record of her dealings with a piece of shit named Rogers and his drug-using daughter who fraudulently assumed credit for the training of the winner of an inaugural 2 YO race that has gone on to be a big event in Australia’s racing calendar.

My friend, who Oscar Wilde had in mind when he asserted no good deed should go unpunished coaxed me into obtaining a loan at the huge compound interest of the eighties for a half share in their recently retired, 77% place rate stallion, Highland Beau, for stud work. The cash was for dealers who were leaning on her.

He quickly reneged and secreted the horse with another “partner” leading to my friend’s notes being pivotal in getting the cash back and the hollow victory of the stallion’s return.

Since then, I’ve kept a similar hand-written daily record of the most mundane of happenings, and as such can’t be easily altered as can p.c. entries.

I suspect this stuff doesn’t get to your post or problems with html. Will stick it on my post and you can take it if you want it. I’ve lots to do and should disable modem, twitter a distraction. Adobe reader crashing and not even watching wanker stuff.

Till later, Les Johns.

Alternet…a Story on Police Intrusion.

February 20, 2012

Sick: Young, Undercover Cops Flirted With Students to Trick Them Into Selling Pot.

Working at the Drug Policy Alliance for the last twelve years I have read and heard countless stories of people having their lives ruined because of our country’s cruel war on drugs. Last weekend, the nationally syndicated show This American Life highlighted a story that is so insane, you don’t know whether to laugh or puke.

Last year in three high schools in Florida, several undercover police officers posed as students. The undercover cops went to classes, became Facebook friends and flirted with the other students. One 18-year-old honor student named Justin fell in love with an attractive 25-year-old undercover cop after spending weeks sharing stories about their lives, texting and flirting with each other.

One day she asked Justin if he smoked pot. Even though he didn’t smoke marijuana, the love-struck teen promised to help find some for her. Every couple of days she would text him asking if he had the marijuana. Finally, Justin was able to get it to her. She tried to give him $25 for the marijuana and he said he didn’t want the money — he got it for her as a present.

A short while later, the police did a big sweep and arrest 31 students — including Justin. Almost all were charged with selling a small amount of marijuana to the undercover cops. Now Justin has a felony hanging over his head.

This story is not unique to Florida and it reminds me of an 18-year-old Mitchell Lawrence, a young man from Great Barrington, Mass., who served two years in jail for selling a joint to an undercover cop. The officer befriended Lawren…and etc.

Quiet indecent and happening to oldies in Queensland also. Whilst a tenant in a public housing precinct I exposed and ridiculed two “eviction” tenants, one an eloquent, older Noel Coward replica, the other a pushy larger lady who squats on the outside veranda alternatively scooping porridge into her maw and screaming into a mobile phone. Designed to antagonise; their very raison d’etre is to harass and bully decent tenants who have unwittingly offended vindictive Housing staff and induce them, by constant bullying, to move away. Methods employed include offensive odours like two or three simultaneously burning mosquito coils, cars so strategically placed their exhaust gas drifts into downwind flats, dittto cigarette smoke, hobby toxin stink and theatrically loud phone calls.

Two Housing staff threatened eviction when I commented on the tactics of these antagonists. Then police called, supposedly responding to a false report that I had spat towards one of these creatures. The threat I must stop sending-up and otherwise reporting on the stasi-like duo or a mental evaluation test would do the job for me, was followed by another; ” We’re going over your stuff (blog posts) tonight, and we’ll find out just how intellectual you are,” adding, “We’ll be back if we find anything,” An inane and unnecessary remark obviously designed to demean, for I often remind readers of my lack of schooling and dearth of degrees.

That night there was almost 80 hits on relevant posts and no, the wallopers didn’t return. It is so easy in Queensland to destroy a clean person’s integrity and credibility. Worse though, is the mental home threat and the ease of censoring anti-government comment. They got their way, I moved. Injustices to citizens in Western democracies isn’t confined to the US of A. wp.me/pReYN-14z

Cheers, Les Johns.

Venal Tuesday’s Light Reading.

February 7, 2012
English: Sir Winston Churchill.

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“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened…” - Winston Churchill

 

The Queensland Premier’s jubilation:

The exposed workings of Qld Labor Government have hurt so many of us in different ways that polling day for thinkers has becomes a festive occasion with, for me, a void vote the days major thrill. The CM’s inner sanctum less favourable to Bligh lately suggests the big fellas dropped her. Queenslanders though, are still part of the Great Southern land whose occupants, in the main, have a three-week memory recall and a State/newspaper sponsored fun-run or firework show held within that time-frame will favour the incumbent.

A daily declaration of a new martyr seems to have a similar purpose, a variation of the days when a garbage worker knocked back a knighthood offer which was then eagerly accepted by the infamous turncoat unionist, Jack Egerton.

The purpose of government is to protect the individual rights of its citizens. Since rights can be assaulted both within a country or outside of it, the government must deal with either threat. This requires an army for defence of the country, and a police system to protect the individual citizens from other individuals within the country.

So long as the Nanny-state thinking rules, we will all wear the Dumbded-down Australians tag.

Queensland’s inarticulate Premier admires the pensioner’s integrity. Came from her very own mouth on Rudd’s election night celebration, so it must be a gen-u-ine and considered observation rather than an impulsive, spur-of-the-euphoria moment. Gee! Was that early spin you say? Must give her my vote. I hope she reminds us frequently of our deep-seated wisdom and inner values. The offensive and venal Bligh doesn’t remind us often enough of our unforgettable contribution to the nation and I tend to forget.

As the older residents of this pensioner-intended Government flat precinct fall off the perch, they are replaced by lazy and fiftyish, anti-social, mobile-phone obsessed idiots. The latest morbidly obese crazie sits on her veranda pre-dawn scooping porridge into her maw between screaming into her phone. She is engaging the only asset she has and knows…her rank stupidity. Her very presence and mien has one wondering if she is not Myra Hindley reincarnated who will resume gnawing into a baby’s corpse after the porridge.

During the day she will prop outside my flat ditto. I reminded her of the 50 unfenced acres surrounding us on which there must surely have a decent reception spot out of earshot. ” Go get a life , ya so and so,” she kindly advised. This is a preferred tenant, who moved in at 10 P.M. with a loud party of gomeral assistants, leaving the worn, smoky diesel running as loud as the radio for the duration of the unloading.


  And end with an apt quote by the master; Woody Allen

“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.”

A Modified Letter To A British Friend.

February 6, 2012

It is more shameful to distrust our friends than be deceived by them.

It is with much difficulty can I consciously start a paragraph with a personal pronoun and such is my critically detested self-effacement that to so begin a story would surely alert the hammers of hell. This post, like the writer, is tempted by the usual distractions, ever-ready for and expecting side issues, even before leaving home. Am more than happy that War And Peace is done and appreciate Ayn Rand’s input with Atlas Shrugged, the template of inflated latte sippers planning over-priced boutiques that will justify their self-importance and coyly expose inherent business acumen, all enacted amid the carbon-monoxide dream-world of fashionable footpath cafes.

Your lead story is too much for a simple ancient like yours truly to tackle off the cuff Craig, so, following form, I refer to your side-bar Feedjit boast column headed by a curious Queensland fan from Armstrong. Now I became curious; having been born and shagged in the most unlikeliest spots of Queensland, the place-name eluded me. Google revealed an out-of-the-way Mackay beach and left me with an intact ego, form-sheet spot-on. In an earlier impetuous, pre-Augustine and temporal life, I left my Cairns arrangement and eloped with NBF to spread the checked tablecloth among Mackay’s cane-fields.

Nowadays however, I dare not let the remnants of my heart do the ruling, what with the generosity and kindness of Queensland’s Chief Constable Javert who come to my home to mention how false mental issues will be used to my detriment to arbitrarily stop the naming and m.o. of two under-cover eviction tenants on my blog-site. The reprehensible male of the duo, once the leader of a boys group, prompted two accusatory ping-backs when I wrote disparagingly of his high-camp and generally noisy posturing. The vociferousness of his stage-managed mobile usage, too out-and-out deliberate and malevolent to be ignored.

The morbidly obese female of the pair, a Jerry Springer trailer-trash recruit moved in one night at 10 by the clock. The light diesel truck’s motor ran the duration of the unloading, well beyond the witching hour, joining the radio and the smoking unloaders to create an unpleasant bedlam. A forced slum departure rather than an arrival was the scenario. I had been introduced, without realising it at the time, to the ways of retributive Woodridge Queensland Housing personnel.

Two “eviction” tenants whose reason d’être is to move-on, mainly by noise harassment, but in my case, multiple mosquito coils strategically placed to cause irritation, the target tenant. These creatures are so sited when adjacent flats become vacant. Two vindictive Queensland Housing females threatened eviction when I stated my objection to manufactured noise and offensive, unnecessary odours, soon followed by the police incident.

“Let Them Eat Cake.”
My personal plight is as insignificant as that of a particle of dust in the breeze; I enjoy and thrive on the jousting these stand-over megalomaniacs think intimidates me. Of greater concern is the long-term effect, the creeping cancer of compulsory nannyism has on the general community.

Have I been sufficiently oiled to face your twisted mind, ie your recent post? Perhaps I should accept the venal Kimberley’s franchise offer and win kudos by creating and honing my own stasi network and dob you in as an incorrigible upstart. Keeping in mind my best Orwellian, “under the spreading…” I am a failed joker, neither she nor her apparatchiks pals could, in a thousand life-times, acquire the privilege of sniffing my poxy old hole.

You would be surprised at the results of this country’s loose translation of democracy. Fucked from the moment of conception, the country’s urge to populate has thrown up some bizarre oddities. Queensland’s transplant surgeons are truly astute and are worthy of a brag, acquiring new skills on call. One such example was born just a vagina, but with grouse Aussie craftsmanship, dedication and add-ons, a working body was built to such perfection that the cunt eventually became Queensland’s Premier.

More later, Les.

Hey Everybody, I’m on Craig’s list.

January 29, 2012
English: View of the Acropolis from Lykavittos...

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(@thegingerzilla) commented on People With Principle And Guts.

I didn’t know they were after the Acropolis as the cost of export would be prohibitive with rising fuel costs despite the recent plunder of Carthage. I had however heard from Maximus that they were haggling with the Greek Tithe masters in the hope of gaining a few Islands since Greece hasn’t got anything else of worth these days. This is shown by the massive increase in children being left with priests – the mind boggles. The Catholic Church in this country (and many others over the pond I hear) have been praying for such moments of deliverance (bleshh you my son http://gingerzilla.blogspot.com/2008/09/blesssshh-you-my-schun-binge-drinking.html) and could well be behind the austerity crashing of our economy. It could also be people wanting to pay astronomical prices for a bit of deconstructed steak and kidney pie a la Masterchef. I keep saying these people lack imagination. Imagine how much gold such money could buy and how happy the Kraken would be. The Greeks used to know how to appease him until the Romans under Senators such as Biggus Dickus led them astray. Alas, such elusive economic strains are beyond the feeble minds of us mere mortals.

The anti-smoking smoking stance you speak of reminds me of the racism outrages in the Bastard Isles. You are not allowed to say certain words because that is racist, whereas blowing the holy crap out of brown people is defending freedom from French fries – as is owning shares in companies that increase deficits and body parts. All we can but do is bleed – I hear blood is great for the ratings if Zombies are anything to go by.

Confrontations…the country needs more baddies.

January 27, 2012
Australian Coat of Arms (adopted 1912)

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“There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.

Ayn Rand,Atlas Shrugged”,1957

Crikey’s queensland-election-thread/

Ceremonies such as the Australia Awards, an aftermath of yesterday’s amusement was a minor fracas involving the PM, are essentially elitist shows rewarding the most intensely self-interest groups like sports, the arts and politicians, if not with the presentation of a parchment then by making a jolly good day of it.

More enlightened Australians look on bemused and understand and sympathise with a people, like other put-down groups including the aged, hopeless poker-machine addicts, substance abusers and the homeless who meet confrontational police in every turn their life makes. The purpose of government is to protect the individual rights of its citizens. Since rights can be assaulted both within a country or outside of it, the government must deal with either threat. This requires an army for defence of the country, and a police system to protect the individual citizens from other individuals within the country

Astute photography can make a bloodbath out of a splintered finger.

People With Principle And Guts.

January 17, 2012

“Infamy! Infamy! They’ve Got It In For Me.”

The acropolis is one of the most recognisable icons of Greece and is a good representation of Classical Greek culture and a well-heeled consortium would probably hand over three or four billion for it which could be used wisely like restoring Greek pensions; shipped to the States to join the Queen Mary at Long Beach, or more appropriately, London Bridge in Arizona. Entire castles have been bought from tottering estates, cut into numbered pieces and reassembled to become homes for the well-to-do and tourist venues.

The nanny-state mentality is stuffing this and every country locked into its practice. Greece is today’s model of Australia twenty years hence. Much sooner if primary exports fall over. Mandatory, State-enforced helplessness; compulsive compliance of nannyism is not helping the independence of unconscionable oldies like me in conflict with a State Government which throws millions into ‘aren’t we caring and considerate’ look-good, anti-smoking advertising, but behind the bull-dust, an entirely different scenario. Throughout life I’ve striven to sort-out my own problems, an early manifestation of the ‘trust no one’ philosophy, I expect. Being extraordinarily perceptive which means my excreta detector was well-honed, I quickly learned that deceit was the template of health and similar industries and I regard their practitioners as poxed and avoid them as I would the plague.

The above letter was used by a New York paper; the under, a follow-up to crits of my terminology:

I applaud the positive aspects a welfare state offers. Students know that Australia’s equivalent to the Democrats introduced assistance to those in need and the aged in the late 1800′s, a vote winner that the rest of the world had to embrace. My discontent stems from the state’s inability to differentiate between assistance and sheet-sniffing. I identified and made known without infringing Orwellian libel laws, two operatives assigned to discredit and move-on out-spoken public-housing tenants and forty posts later an uniformed policeman called to advise a mental evaluation test should shut me up. An ambulance or mortuary van await us all, and until either is summoned to me, all I want from the government is the fortnightly drop into my account and their absence.

“He neither walks with the multitude nor cheers with them. The observer-writer who is a real writer is a rebel who never stops.

Einstein on Solitude:

Solitude is painful
when one is young,
but delightful
when one is more mature.
I live in that solitude
which was painful in youth,
but seems delicious now,
in the years of maturity.

It has really all been said before and I’ve been one of the lazy, else occupied, ennui-tied bulk whose been only too happy to have others bat for him at the cost of self-respect, yet I never was of studious bent reasoning that poring over the writings and discoveries of my antecedents to rearrange them in such a way as to get praise and degrees, constituted plagiarism, so I amuse myself by using the wisdom, with acknowledgements, of others who generally presented it well.

In her defence of capitalism, Rand’s philosophies made huge books and huge readership. As with the Bible we pick bits to suit the occasion, and though the opening paragraph of this post was used in a compilation recently, “Good People…” the determination that drove good and decent people, much like you and me, to be arrested the other day at Kerry, near Beaudesert for defending their country, is true gut and I would like to believe their actions have been officially noted with recommendations for exceptional bravery in the face of adversity.

“Give me six lines…”

The urgency shown by top-level bureaucrats in the Queensland system to allow land and environment desecration at Kerry, near Beaudesert with back-up police presence to intimidate decent citizens shows how the genuine, well-meaning ardour of young police cadets is quickly corrupted and moulded to suit the nefarious back-door manipulations of State. In quite a short time after enlisting, their zestful guile exits the alimentary as programmed zombies. Late night viewers of the quirky 1960′s Avengers would have seen the suave Steed and Mrs Peel vie with replicas of these wacko Oxley automations. Latter-day Cromwellian zealots have had ample ego polishing, some training or understanding of the ways of good people can’t be in the curriculum except for the bit that Cardinal Richelieu shared with his reformer soul-friend that went something like,”Give me six lines written by the most honourable of men, and I will find an excuse in them to hang him.”

Man dies in custody, Blue Mountains The Daily Telegraph,

Man dies in NT police custody The Australian,

Man dies after police speeding caution Adelaide.

Man dies after speeding caution Courier Mail,

This is Queensland, Australia, 2012.

Welcome To The Future… feel free to walk on my face.

January 13, 2012
“You are a slow learner, Winston.”
“How can I help it? How can I help but see what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four.”
“Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.”

George Orwell, 1984 foreseeing a repressive, anti-people Bligh Government.
 
 
“It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Antoine de Saint-Exupery, French writer, poet and pioneering aviator, wrote a book that was translated into over 230 languages and dialects after his death in 1944. This book, titled The Little Prince maintains worldwide sales of over one million copies per year, making it one of the best-selling books ever published. It is this charming book we get this inspiring quote from.

Cute kid stuff, appeals to generous souls of all ages. James Dean adherents lapped it up.

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever.”
― George Orwell, 1984

Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.”

“Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness.”
― George Orwell

“A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: 1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?”
― George Orwell, Politics and the English Language


If the CMC had spivs as well oiled as Labor’s sheet sniffers who don’t operate any-more, (insert ‘haha’) they would have an active, full time office in Beaudesert. Am I the only one to see the irony in a Government Union representative tell me cigarette smoke complaints are not within her agenda, while advice on electricity economy is, and a week later an opposition power company is hammering on Housing Commission doors seeking new accounts?

An intrusive person representing herself as a Housing employee, phoned me on Tuesday, June 23, 2009, at 1445, introducing herself as Kym and addressed me in the familiar Christian name format. Extremely rude and pushy, but the public servant’s handbook claims this approach sets the scene to appear to the assumed mug as a trustworthy matey-buddy.

Remember the Oakey lady, the Croat incident? Why would you? Their mental incarceration by Labor’s thought police occurred more than three weeks ago. A Government engineered three week memory limit looms.

Her message of Tuesday, 23 April, 2009 at 1445 hours of the accusation that I will next be slashing tyres would be better recorded on paper; as would her retort at my observation that being allied to a tenant’s fifth column might have its advantages to when she suggested that generating my own network would definitely have its merits. Considering the department pesters its ‘clients’ ruthlessly with myriad useless, unwanted self-promotional, money-wasting clap-trap via the post, it is through the print medium that I want our dealings be conducted and on which your agents threats be recorded.

Of Ghosts And Gingerzilla. Keep the home fires burning.

January 12, 2012

(thegingerzilla) replies to “A Letter To Gingerzilla… Staying Optimistic Despite Adversity.”

Apologies for my lax reply Les, I’ve been a busy bee with Crimbo and plotting to take over the world by revealing the truth about the Kraken. Been going through a mad writing spell. I can see you have the same issue in churning out so much.

Massive thank you for this post and of course the link. For days I had much Auz traffic all originating from the state of Bligh :D

I forgot I have written about Auz 3 1/2 years back. Worth reading towards the end as you will find a revelation about my origins ;)

http://gingerzilla.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-couldn-give-xxxx-for-fosters.html

Will be in touch v. soon as I’ve been reading your exploits and will return the favour of enshrining your struggles in FutureHistory. The fake CCTV was utter genius.

Take care Les

Craig Mitchell (the less unhinged part attached to the alter ego)

Hullo again, Craig,

The best asset of being young is that it doesn’t take brains. It’s difficult even, to detect unabashed ugliness amongst this group and I think it takes extraordinary perception of one so affected to go forth and get all he can before the “little boxes” mentality mashes his individuality as he strives to become his neighbour. One is expected to “put away childish thoughts” but my attitude so gets up many noses that I know I’m right. A thirty year friendship tottered after my frivolous use of ‘punkum’ shitted her despite being privy to the story.

To get familiar with doco file usage and the pc in general, I worked on noting my earliest memories, one of which included a rare occasion of my father wearing a smile. As a mere baby he would give me piggy-back rides securely ensconced in the crook of his foot/leg holding my minute hands as I looked up at him pleased when he smiled broadly down at me. Not to last as my increasing weight and his varicose legs stopped the games.

Not to last from the angle of ones later misdeeds either. Got to about age four or five for my first haircut. Grim looking old men sat on forms lining the wall intently absorbing that morning’s broadsheet, reading about war happenings I expect. Out the back the baker’s delivery horse moored on shitty straw. A board was placed across the barber chair’s armrests to raise me. I leapt out of that chair and hit the toe coming to a stop a few suburbs distant.

Showed my unfinished pre-pubescent memoirs to a younger sibling who readily rubbished the style as “childish and embarrassing.” The frankness was welcome but its delivery a worry. The view as from a child had to be retained. I had no options.

There is a slim thread connecting these meanderings, not to the opening paragraphs which somehow intruded, but to the dire importance that Tyler Durden had of scaling a barbed fence to obtain fat-farm extracted blubber with which to manufacture soap for his fighters was wasted on me, what with bar soap a very cheap commodity. He might have been going through a do-it-your-self phase. I feel obliged to run that movie yet again. And I know all about Hitler’s idea of recycling.

Top script writing that era! I borrowed the fascinating, “Picnic At Hanging Rock,” from Townsville library in the late sixties and the movie that followed a few years later so fitted the mind-picture I had as I read the story that time passed before I grudgingly accepted it as fiction. The follow-up books attempt at a denouement was badly handled according to reviews at the time so I had to come back to ground in any case.

Orwell’s vision of a skewed democracy with its double-speak twenty-eight years late. The fear of detention camps firstly zips the mind, and then the lips. The likes of The Avengers and Number 96 can only bob-up today if written clandestinely. Initiative is a controlling policeman’s “dark duck.” The fat-spill no match for the Trainspotting suppository dive into the world’s most poxed shit-house. That stuff appeals to my base, gutter-bred mongrel instinct. Robert Caryle approaches 51.

The fat burning analogy surfaces and haha. Immediate post-war Australian do-gooders sent raw hen eggs to the food-short British, encased in animal fat as a preservative measure. It worked, with the fat blocking oxygen entry through shell pores. You are welcome to my fat Craig to fuel your basement furnaces, but its disdainfulness in life puts it into the eek basket.

The under bit was meant to go elsewhere, but url lost in that dirty Scot dunny:

The purpose of government is to protect the individual rights of its citizens. Since rights can be assaulted both within a country or outside of it, the government must deal with either threat. This requires an army for defense of the country, and a police system to protect the individual citizens from other individuals within the country

Ahead are spook stories from places I know:

BABINDA

This town owes its name to three Aboriginal words: bana (water) jindi (rain) and bunda (mountain), and each of these elements town’s tragic ghost story. A few kilometres west of the town in the foothills of the Bellenden Ker Ranges is a popular picnic spot called The Boulders- where Babinda Creek forms a chain of spectacular cascades as it rushes between large boulders

Local legend has it that a young Aboriginal girl named Oolana who was betrothed to an elder fell in love with a handsome young warrior from another tribe. They eloped but were captured and punished. Oolana committed suicide by throwing herself into the stream at The Boulders. The ghost of the dead girl is said to haunt the cascades, and some claim she draws innocent victims into the water like the legendary lorelei on the Rhine in Germany.

All of the above belongs to the realm of folklore but one fact is indisputable- no less than sixteen young, single men have died tragically by drowning at The Boulders during the past fifty years.

EINASLEIGH

On a sweltering hot night in January 1872, dark crimes were committed on Carpentaria Downs Station near Einasleigh, west of Ingham. Ellen Mary Imelda Duffy, aged thirty-seven, the station’s bookkeeper, was attacked in her bedroom in the homestead. Miss Duffy’s screams for help were heard by a Chinese gardener, who ran to the house. When the murderer finished off Miss Duffy (by slitting her throat) he turned on the gardener, who ran for his life but was shot in the back. To the surprise of the whole district, the manager of Carpentaria Downs was arrested for the double murder.

Details of the affair are sketchy, but many people believed that Miss Duffy had been sent to the station by the owners to spy on the manager whom they suspected of selling ‘missing’ cattle and pocketing the proceeds. Subscribers to this theory believed the guilty manager discovered the ploy, panicked and killed Miss Duffy then, fearing the gardener would testify against him, killed him as well.

Ellen Duffy is buried in a small graveyard on the property along with twenty-six others, not one of whom died a natural death. The grave of the gardener is some distance away, marked with a single post. Stockmen on Carpentaria Downs believe that the ghost of Ellen Duffy haunts their quarters, moving softly from room to room as if searching for something. Many have wakened at night to find the spectre, dressed in a white dressing-gown, peering down at them with a puzzled expression on her sallow face.

Why the ghost should choose to haunt the stockmen’s quarters rather than the homestead where Miss Duffy met her death is a mystery. ‘Maybe the old girl likes us blokes,’ the stockmen suggest with nervous grins, ‘but we’re not too keen on ‘er.’

MOUNT GARNETT

On Gunnawarra Station, south of the old mining town of Mount Garnett, another of those startling lights occasionally appears. According to head stockman Banjo Palmer and others who have gotten within 30 metres of this light, described as a luminous, empty sphere, it swoops down on herds of cattle causing them to break and stampede.

Crikey, Mateys and Cobbers of Queensland ! It’s almost turd rotation time again.

January 10, 2012
Crikey.com.au front page.

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After becoming familiar with the Ruler’s lurks and perks handbook, Newman won’t want to upset his new chums and tutors, the long entrenched Bureaucrats, owners of their domains and to retain and encourage a working compatibility, will be unable to delve comprehensively into QBuild quangos or care much about the character assassination of some tenants by retributive Sister Ratcheds of the Housing Dept. Anyway, the NLP chief won top-level favour by declaring their patch excluded from the playing field.

The exposed workings of Qld Labor Government have hurt so many of us in different ways that polling day for thinkers has becomes a festive occasion with, for me, a void vote the days major thrill. The CM’s inner sanctum less favourable to Bligh lately suggests the big fellas dropped her. Queenslanders though, are still part of the Great Southern land whose occupants, in the main, have a three-week memory recall and a State/newspaper sponsored fun-run or firework show held within that time-frame will favour the incumbent.

A daily declaration of a new martyr seems to have a similar purpose, a variation of the days when a garbage worker knocked back a knighthood offer which was then eagerly accepted by the infamous turncoat unionist, Jack Egerton.

So long as the Nanny-state thinking rules, we will all wear the Dumbded-down Australians tag.

IdiotsQueensland.com.au/ not martyrs but dickheads!

January 6, 2012

Even though most Australians try to bust the,”she’ll be right” barrier which the Qld Govt. promotes as acceptance of an ordered society, sociopath parents rape and torture their children, depraved women eat body parts, and that was de rigueur in Queensland before Hannibal, Lambs and Anthony Hopkins popularised the practice. A consideration for fellow drivers no longer a mantra. A road-safety piece on this indifference, hate almost, of fellow motorists strongly hinted that a confrontational police attitude is returned to them in spades and this aspect could do with an official look.

The world-wide matriarchal experience is clearly not working and in Queensland, Bligh is a prime example of behind the scenes, sneaky (smug) ? bureaucrats rorting and running the system to suit. These white-collar suspects must be brought to account by putting them on show where their public antics can be transparent. I try forlornly, to bring the deeds of these miscreants to the attention of interested parties through this website, http://lesjohns.wordpress.com.

 
Crass people should be reminded often of their repulsiveness. mobile motor-mouths head the list:

Megatroid Mania wrote: “There’s nothing wrong with using your cell in any other car. I don’t see a difference between talking to a person sitting next to you, and talking on your cell phone.”

Would that there were, in fact, no such difference. Alas, both scientific research and nearly universal anecdotal evidence confirm that not only do a great many people who insist on inflicting others with their endless cell phone prattle, in fact, do so more loudly than they would converse with someone seated next to them, but the mere fact that only half of the conversational information is available to those so put upon is sufficient to make such annoyances far more difficult to ignore. (The brain is evolved to try to piece together the missing information, which it infers from the cadence and emotiveness of the singular conversant. It does not react the same way, for instance, to someone reciting a monologue.)
My personal opinion is that those who pretend that their extended cell phone use in such situations “ain’t no thang” are likely to be borderline narcissists, at the very least. Personally, I’d have given serious consideration to throwing her bodily out a window. On the general principle that her rudeness disproved her humanity.
Lakeysha Beard ended up being escorted off the train by friendly Oregon police officers and charged with disorderly conduct.
It seems that several announcements from the train staff didn’t quite do the trick of tearing her away from her cell phone. It seems that then she became embroiled in what was described by the police as a “verbal altercation” with other passengers, whose Sudoku games she had, perhaps, disturbed.
I haven’t been on an Amtrak train for a while, but apparently they have cell phone charging stations, as well as no official policy on cell phone use.
Still, don’t most humans know when they’re getting on someone’s nerves? Perhaps not in every case. As MSNBC reported, Beard herself felt “disrespected.”
Can someone please invent a phone that drowns out the speaker’s voice for everyone except the person at the other end of the call? That would surely be easier than social engineering.
Chris Matyszczyk

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today. James Dean

Good people don’t heed or need the direction of dunces.

January 4, 2012

The calibre of a man is found in his ability to meet disappointment successfully, enriched rather than narrowed by it.Thomas Kelley.

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This little stanza comes from The Mahabharata, some writings from a sub-continent sect.

What is the greatest wonder?

Each day strikes and yet

we live if we were immortal.

This is the greatest wonder.

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I do not have tangible evidence to support the rumour that the following answers to examination questions emanated from Rudd Street, Oxley.

 

* “The body consists of three parts – the brainium, the borax and
the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the
borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity
contains the bowels, of which there are five – a, e, i, o and u.”

* “Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.”

* “The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.”

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What luck for rulers that men do not think.”…Adolf Hitler.

 

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Here are examples of psychological roles that associate narcissism and authority, Children of Narcissus

An evolutionary analysis of narcissism.

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The Policeman | The Preacher | The Teacher
The Expert | References

The Policeman

First, please excuse my not using the P.C. expression “Police officer.” It’s too cumbersome.

Not all narcissistic “policemen” are duly authorized officers of the law. Many are narcissists who focus an inordinate amount of attention on rules that, apart from them, no one cares about. Some invent rules of their own, then try to enforce them. This narcissistic role is complicated by the fact that many of its members are both narcissists and OCD sufferers.

In normal life, regardless of how many rules there are, most are not enforced unless their violation represents an injury or inconvenience to someone. In ordinary circumstances, unless there is a victim no one cares, and this pragmatic outlook extends (or should extend) to courts of law. In evaluating legal issues, justices are expected to ask themselves a series of practical questions, including, “where’s the harm?” An example might be an unofficial nude beach — a group of people want to sunbathe in the nude, they’ve chosen an unused, secluded area, where’s the harm? Obviously someone could make the argument that they are technically breaking a law against public indecency, but normally in a case like this, there’s no enforcement unless a citizen files a complaint.

Enter the narcissistic policeman, whose motive is not public order or justice but control and domination. In our hypothetical nude beach example, it doesn’t matter whether the “policeman” is a duly authorized officer of the law or a busybody narcissist — if he chooses and is inclined, the “policeman” can make a lot of trouble for the sunbathers, regardless of how careful they are not to irritate public sensibilities.

One can usually distinguish a narcissistic policeman from the ordinary kind. A narcissistic policeman will harass you based on the letter of the law, asking only “is it legal?”, while a normal one will only bother you if your behavior violates someone’s rights — before taking an action, the latter will always ask the justice’s question, “where’s the harm?”

“Is it legal?” is important in some contexts, but no one expects all laws to be enforced in all circumstances, except possibly a narcissist. “Where’s the harm?” is a more pragmatic approach, and it is the standard most likely to be applied by a seasoned, non-pathological policeman. Therefore if you meet a policeman who seems to care more that a law has been broken than whether any harm is done, chances are you are in the company of a narcissist, whose agenda is control and domination. By the way — if you are confronted by a uniformed policeman, and if you believe he is a narcissist intent on harassing you for no perceptible reason, for God’s sake don’t share your conclusion with him. The danger is that you may be right — ever hear of “narcissistic rage”?

Philosopher Ayn Rand wrote that a government could achieve total domination by passing laws so numerous and contradictory that every citizen becomes a lawbreaker, allowed to walk around free only through the forbearance of the authorities. That is a perfect description of the narcissistic policeman role, as well as an approximate description of modern times.

“There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.”

— Ayn Rand, “Atlas Shrugged”, 1957

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…and all you wanted to know about Fanta.

In 1940 Fanta was created by the German Nazi chemist Schetelig during World War II in Germany, for the German Coca-Cola bottling company in Essen. Due to wartime restrictions on shipping between Nazi Germany and the United States, the Nazi bottling plant could not get Coca-Cola syrup. The CEO of the plant, Max Keith, needed a product to keep the plant in operation and devised a fruit flavored drink made from available ingredients.

Using apple fiber remaining from cider pressing and whey, a byproduct from cheese manufacture, Fanta was created and became quite popular. The original German Fanta had a yellow color and a different flavor from that of Fanta Orange. The flavor varied throughout the war, depending on the ingredients used.

The name ‘Fanta’ was coined during an employee contest to name the new beverage[citation needed]. Keith told them to let their Fantasie (German for “imagination”) run wild. On hearing that, salesman Joe Knipp spontaneously arrived upon the name Fanta.

After World War II, Fanta was introduced to the United States by Coca-Cola, and in 1960 they bought the trademark. What had been known as Fanta Klare Zitrone (“Clear Lemon Fanta”) in Germany, was introduced to the United States as Sprite in 1961 to compete against 7-Up. Fanta Orange is the most popular Fanta flavor, available in 180 countries. In terms of volume, Brazil is the largest consumer of Fanta in the world, followed by India[citation needed]. Fanta remains more popular in Europe and South America than in the United States.

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Griff Rhys Jones and his bantering with the locals whose fishing is disturbed as he propels his canoe through shallow, narrow river-ways with a sturdy pole. This chap is an accomplished narrator. I enjoy.

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“Infamy! Infamy! They’ve Got It In For Me.”

The acropolis is one of the most recognisable icons of Greece and is a good representation of Classical Greek culture and a well heeled consortium would probably hand over three or four billion for it which could be used wisely like restoring Greek pensions; shipped to the States to join the Queen Mary at Long Beach, or more appropriately, London Bridge in Arizona, the State that prompted Beattie and Bligh to introduce pull over edicts embarrassing older people and inducing health break-downs. Entire castles have been bought from tottering estates, cut into numbered pieces and rebuilt to become homes for the well-to-do and tourist venues.

The nanny-state mentality is stuffing this and every country locked into its practice. Greece is today’s model of Australia twenty years hence. Much sooner if primary exports fall over. Mandatory, State-enforced helplessness; compulsive compliance of nannyism is not helping the independence of conscionable oldies like me in conflict with a State Government which throws millions into ‘aren’t we caring and considerate’ look-good, anti-smoking advertising, but behind the bull-shit, an entirely different scenario. Throughout life I’ve striven to sort-out my own problems, an early manifestation of the ‘trust no one’ philosophy, I expect. Being extraordinarily perceptive which means my shit detector was well-honed, I quickly learned that deceit was the template of health and similar industries and I regard their practitioners as poxed and avoid their company.

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Other People’s Musings:

Not all entries will feel momentous. If they are epiphanies, they might well be trivial ones, such as this one from Maugham’s notebook from 1941: “I often think how much easier life would have been for me and how much time I should have saved if I had known the alphabet. I can never tell where I and J stand without saying G, H to myself first. I don’t know whether P comes before R or after, and where T comes in has to this day remained something that I have never been able to get into my head.”

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Beware Thugs In Parks:

Below is a grab from my market day experience at the Labor Party tent when I idly remarked how the NLP has three or four anti-Labor themes in every issue of the Courier Mail that could be picked-up and run with:

Now while I had become acquainted with this lot by mutual, initially Labor-favoured  small talk well before Raguse made his seat runs, my comment so startled the boy Jason,  that he produced an apparently ever-ready camera and asked me to pose with his lady-friend for a “matey” shot. I did so without qualm, having  nothing to fear or hide and the Labor Party mind games began, a fruitful  mental exercise replacing crosswords. Once an avid Labor voter, I seek now to support the candidate most likely to damage Queensland Labor hoodlums.

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The Mark Twain Literary Award most probably came about by a favourite:
“All you need in this world is ignorance and confidence, and your success is assured.”

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Daltonism: Michael Rowland mentioned his Daltonism a few weeks back.

Marcus_Aurelius.” How much more grievous the consequences of anger than the cause of it.”

A Letter To Gingerzilla… Staying Optimistic Despite Adversity.

December 31, 2011


I’ve been slack as all get-out lately with few posts made, so to jazz-up this month’s numbers I run this comment used on gingerzilla:

“Old age is the most unexpected of all things that can happen to a man.” And the Russian revolutionary wore the ice-axe at a relatively youthful 60. It’s only lately that I’ve quit wondering what I should do for a quid when (if) I grow up. Mangling Wilde, every old bastard has earned the hatred he gets. I’ve got unfinished files spread all over the place, a meaningless mess like a madman’s excreta, yet I’m finishing off bio stuff that if put to screen would delight my detractors, for shooting my foot is a way of life, and would disadvantage my anti-Government tilts, an impossible task, in any case, for an aging novice.

I have no criminal form and daily bank jobs in this area commonplace, and a depraved pair who raped and tortured their child makes p. 18 in the Courier Mail, yet a copper is dispatched to threaten the fear of insanity for dissident blog comments. The site’s blogroll has photo shots purportedly of a Gold Coast, Queensland internment camp. Even mature adults seem to have no care for the future.

I am pleased as Punch that you acknowledged my email Craig. Most bloggers forget or are too busy to reply. Esp. liked the ‘offending’ advert and your style in general. We have similar tastes, if you’ll pardon the presumption. I admit to my brain-dead status of late and attribute the condition to shifting house, an emotional trauma equaling that of a divorce or of a death in the family, according to a time-wasting expert.In my case,not strictly true, yet I hesitate to write it up. This is not capitulation to political thuggery, but I would rather speculate on why yesterday, 600 grams of choice Tasmanian salmon and a red onion should disappear from my shopping bags between the shop and unpacking at home.

Above this line is the message the postmaster couldn’t transmit and you were coy about names so I searched by putting your failed email name into the bar; revealed many entities which will necessitate a few visits to better understand the subject. Earlier I claimed StumbleUpon was the medium through which I found your site, but must retract. Pretty sure now your discovery came about by putting Anti-Qld Govt blogs into the search bar.

I felt a need to keep the following quoted bit handy:

“The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon is a form of synchronicity.
The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon occurs when a person, after having learned some (usually obscure) fact, word, phrase, or other item for the first time, encounters that item again, perhaps several times, shortly after having learned it.”

And wonder about shared, recurring interests like age, salmon and pheromones and even the Gadfly Suite, theme music two decades back to a British TV spy agent and his exploits, which was playing even as I found its tag on your site. The unpublishable stuff obliquely referred to which my foes would love to have for backup ammunition include the delirious effect well tuned pheromones have on the loins.

I voluntarily submit now to night infirmary. All the best, Les Johns.

BUGGER BEAUEY, I’D RATHER BE CORRUPTED IN  CAIRNS.

July 12, 2010

Within reach of my work station is a mislaid story on the unnecessary and unwanted relocation of Beaudesert’s public library. The reporting doesn’t need total recall; Highlighted is the magical Trio: $6 Million; Town centre; Borrowed. The scam artist(s) pulling this off would be blessed and protected by the George Street Looters Club. The money trail will make passing interest 30 years on, but nailing bureaucratic criminals yesterday would have been sweeter. While Cabinet thugs are flamboyantly criminal, it mightn’t always remain the same for their fat, cream-fingered Beaudesert buddies.

The present functional library is well sited only a block from the town centre, and to glance out at pleasant parkland enhances the feel of serenity, though I am now persona go away. Two years ago, with little to do after retiring, I finally became acquainted with the web and to have the newspapers of the world at my fingertips. Scarcely a day had passed in my adult life without buying a morning newspaper, but the frugal side of me kicked-in and I decided on Saturdays to check the library copies of the CM for cyber letters making it to hard copy.

An obese, debauched and self-obsessed Cromwellian look-alike commandeered the micro machine on Saturday mornings on which he did cemetery searches for CM fillers, I later learnt. We began guarded pleasantries and when I admitted a recent introduction to the web and my wonderment at the N.Y. Times using first-up stuff, he jumped in. “I’ve put together a few tales of my experiences, but my dyslexia is a problem and I’d like you to edit my stories. Would you mind?” I declined of course, but relented after repeated requests. reminding him of a less than copy-boy status. I down-loaded his three stories with author’s comments and was furious. This was one cheap con. artist trying to sell me his RC beliefs. Happy, golly gosh, Jesus nonsense told from a local perspective and praising the pale of the church. “It’s my job to get the numbers,” he declared, after a confrontation.

At about this time, Saturday’s Courier-Mail began disappearing and to add to my tarnishing, it was me who alerted staff. The day after the tête-à-tête with Cromwell, I was contemptibly told by a librarian that the constant disappearance of Saturday’s paper meant future perusal of the parchment is possible only with their permission and within their sight.

I would rather be done for lifting an ATM machine than wear the accusatory tittle-tattle of petty thief and the little girl’s reply from Council to my complaint was not satisfactory. This is how thwarted manipulators get square with those who prove more resilient than expected.

The image of this bloated and unlikable mick stared out of the local rag a few weeks later surrounded by a crew of chubby faced, illiterate bum-scratchers. Goodness gracious me! This prick had yet another hat; this one as back-room political intrigue merchant. The motley crew and the recruiter had had a party revamp, and masquerading as grown-ups, nominated a cretin to represent them in the approaching Queensland state elections. How apt, I and others reasoned.

Common-sense dictated the car analogy of decades ago of not fixing a thing if it isn’t rooted, but I’m afraid we have become as inured to Council stupidity as we have to their largesse with rate monies.

Observers like me don’t make pleasant appeals to the architects of planned crimes, therefore will relate as best I can with some educated speculation. Council Chambers the world over are training grounds for the bigger picture. The impatient and indiscreet don’t get to feel grubby George Street leather as retired councillor XXX well knows. Former buddy councillors and bureaucrats still in there honing-up. You moved too soon Pet, there will always be trusting, naïve souls to rip off, no necessity to get in and get out quick. Uncharacteristic wisdom will never consume the locals.

Any of you people remember that dead good guy Labor big-shot? Well, every dead bit of spew is a larrikin good fella. The CM and TV channels will confirm this. He couldn’t use a row-boat unless to get to a shoal. His other proud claim was to promise opponents that “You are being watched.” The thing is you see, that was not an idle boast. Labor today more than ever, relies upon its malevolent watchful sycophants. The Department For More Homelessness has a firm belief in the fifth column and Woodridge contacts.

The fore-mentioned Catholic numbers man copped that Burns warning and he in turn uses variances of it to intimidate the non-compliant. Somewhere there is a correlation to Rockhampton and Beaudesert in the construction and building game and who might have sway in a library construction short list.

I cross the road to criticise the local paper for increasing its cover price without adjusting the front. Looks like an unhappy workplace. Being run by school children who are more familiar with newspaper workings than its owner. The integrity of the previous editor seemed sorely tested. A good newsman gets the jack very quickly of owner interference, yet from such an environment stem gems like council staff gathering around a plate of meat pies to celebrate Christmas.

The coverage of a letter-box theft or its total annihilation is Letterman material with the lamenting being for the seventh place it scored in an esteemed, shire-wide competition.

JOH AND BISCHOF; BLIGH AND ATKINSON. WHAT GOES AROUND…

July 22, 2010

In a long life of over 70 years, I have no criminal form which means I was too cautious to let a copper see me taking a youthful leak in a secluded spot. It also indicates I don’t fly off the handle easily; that I possess common-sense enough to hold my tongue. A year ago I defended my life from an attack by a neighbour wielding a pick handle and during the subsequent police investigation to the disturbance, again defended my liberty against these same police who lamented being unable to charge me.

I noted to the two investigating police at the time how oldies should have learnt to cope with their demons by this late stage of life. The junior cop who returned with the news of my exoneration told me I should grow up and not let little things get to me. He was aping my words of course, but had forgotten already where he heard them and was making the old fool aware of his astonishing youthful wisdom.

I was pulled over for a minor speed offence recently and during the hour-long booking procedure, was asked four times if I had good reason for exceeding the limit. I felt menaced. This fellow was trying to goad me into making a smart-arse retort which would make his job happier if he could cuff me. My twice made remark that inventing stories wouldn’t help and that I was overdue for a pinch in 30 years of incident-free driving. The frequent return walks to his car to check a clean licence and a spotless crime history suggested that his training comes from American and NZ police pursuit TV shows and that ACADEMY training, to Queensland Police, means 3rd rate movies.

I remind people who are rapt in this discourse that Beaudesert is adjacent the notorious, scandal ridden Gold Coast police district, famous for its heavy handiness and police thuggery. The local police feed small bits of tittle to the boutique bush paper for filler use and the Beaudesert Times added a few years to my age and placed the incident at a nearby convalescent home. The event became a dodderer’s tiff, which I suppose it was. One would hope this police slackness is not typical court procedure. If it is, the land is full of shattered lives and hateful innocents harboring anti-police grudges.

It is not at all hard to understand why innocent people feel threatened and react as they do after being goaded and harassed by nasty people whose only real example of smartness was the career choice which satisfied their megalomania. Ignorance is curable; stupidity is forever.

OF GEORGE STREET POX AND GEORGE ORWELL.

July 23, 2010

“If you give me six lines written by the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him.”

Cardinal Richelieu got a bad press, but to get the pox at age 20 means he couldn’t have been all that bad. A more recent and relative quote came from the esteemed Queensland Premier, a very considerate lady who cares for you if you are an active participant of her Looter and Thug Executive Club who gives the third estate the finger and embraces the fourth to fool the former with bridge runs and firework shows.

Was reassuring to see students getting cranky with the Rat Queen. If Abbott can’t roll this unctuous manipulator, he could try another job. The arguments the Canberra filth throw up! Who give’s a rat’s ear if Rudd sent his lad to a meeting. The bureaucrat would be more au fait in any case. And if you care about Queen Rats climate hogwash, playing on the road is your best shot.

Rudd’s celebratory November night in Brisbane heralded his downfall because of Bligh’s clinging and gushing put him in an untenable position and he was too polite to give a fellow local the flick. I remember an excited and garrulous Premier praising and thanking oldies for their life-long contribution to their country and am now curious at how the Housing Department translates such a blessing into contempt for the older renter, unless one is an active fifth column dobber. Let us not forget though, only a dimwit would hang on to the thoughts and promises of a semi-literate.

The Queen of the Rats admires the pensioner’s integrity. Gee, early spin, I must give her my vote. I hope she reminds us on the evening of 21 August of our virtues. The offensive and venal Bligh doesn’t remind us often enough of our unforgettable contribution to the nation and I tend to forget.

As the older residents of this pensioner-intended Government flat precinct fall off the perch, they are replaced by lazy and fiftyish, anti-social, mobile-phone obsessed idiots. The latest morbidly obese crazie sits on her veranda pre-dawn scooping porridge into her maw between screaming into her phone. She is engaging the only asset she has and knows…her rank stupidity. Her very presence and mien has one wondering if she is not Myra Hindley reincarnated who will resume gnawing into a baby’s corpse after the porridge.

During the day she will prop outside my flat ditto. I reminded her of the 50 unfenced acres surrounding us which must have a good reception spot somewhere. ” Go get a life , ya so and so,” she kindly advised. This is a preferred tenant, who moved in at 10 P.M. with a loud party of gomeral assistants, leaving the diesel running for the duration of the unloading.

Another preferred and hallowed tenant is my immediate nasty up-wind neighbour who arrived with the arse out of his pants and, with an accomplice, unloaded his dusty donated furniture. Within hours the continuous cigarette smoking had stunk-out and polluted bedding and clothes. He is a carte blanche hero who has a Housing Commission contact for whom information is invented if the truth is too ho-hum. Garble bummed around the country as a Viet. apologist for forty years dining on “poor me” sympathy.

After reading a few Reader’s Digest self-improvement books became an intellectual and a wise sage. The Beaudesert rsl franchise give him work driving medical cases to appointments for the ambulance service. The supplied sedan air-con stinks badly of nicotine tar, but it’s a hero’s tar and the complaints of afflicted patients are down-played.

A request to redirect this fellows constant cigarette smoke is meet with remarks like,” Why don’t you just move out?” Hero is another telephone abuser who doesn’t need a phone. From time to time he makes loud phantom calls from his bathroom which abuts mine and has a need to impress me, I imagine, in the expectation I might think him important, or even to give himself an ego trip. Whatever it is, very little surprises me after 70 years.

What surprises me somewhat though, is my retard status. I wasted time and effort to attend a tenant’s union meeting to raise several issues, but especially to see if I could get a tenant reps look on cigarette smoke issues. ” I am here to keep you informed on what is happening in the world, but especially to let you know how to save on electricity. Can’t help you with cigarette smoke.” Is that not a nonsense? This Joke named Jean is more State Government wastage and the so-called union is fully Government financed and operated. An organisation as useless as the Electrical Trades Union.

I proposed to this Government stooge how installing c.c.cameras at own expense for day-time surveillance of my two verandas when the chances of contact with the mental hero was high and got the same response as when I mooted locating smoker’s flats downwind to non-smokers places of abode. Offensive To Smokers; Offensive To Thugs.

The inescapable trio is prominent in Beaudesert. The police, the tainted rsl and the Ministry for More Homelessness. Offend one, you offend all. The quite living and considerate dweller like the writer is reviled for refusing to capitulate to the values of troglodytes.

50 MILL. NEW RESIDENTS AS THE WORMS TURN.

July 26, 2010

Watch it Kev! The rodents should start their intense smear campaign about now.

A decent person has inbuilt ethics. If this farcical Chief Minister of the Puppetry had the whiff of even the doppelgänger of one, she would have instinctively and immediately removed herself from the company of assassins. The dissipated simian should lead the next Government.

Last night’s show of the worms is evidence enough that most Australians are dummies; dumbed-down Yes people who don’t know what they don’t know and they have no idea the lobotomic removal of their faculty of common sense is almost complete, totally choreographed by our bloated bureaucrat who sends the masses to foreign places to defend their most treasured possession…their ignorance.

Naturally I listened to news reports this morning on last nights contrived “debate,” an event so important that its schedule was adjusted to suit a most banal crap show. As an aside, have you noticed how any queen who can knock-up a cup of coffee becomes a TV foodie chef?

An early Australian theatre entertainer named Melba famously advised a touring singer when asked what material should be included in her repertoire replied,” Just sling ‘em muck.” That became the template for the confidence tricksters who would be our legislators.

Distract the wankers with stupid non-issues, one of which is this estimated population thirty years hence nonsense. If the Chinese took it upon themselves, they could easily transplant 50 million of their own around this country in two years, so population scare-mongers, have a cup of Chinese tea.

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JOH AND BISCHOF… they’re back reincarnate.

July 30, 2010

Should Gillard gain power, the electorate will be without honor and self-respect. Abbott’s spiv pals can only give us more of the same, but why reward such a calculating, malevolent back-stabber as she? If only Rudd would say, “Sure, I’ll speak in your favour. Just return my job.”

Holy bloody Toledo Batman, who would have thought the nice Queensland police would be caught sniffing the sheets and checking for pubes and skid marks? I feel attracted to that group of citizens who are uncomfortable with Bligh’s widening ‘us and them’ policy and of the many examples of her Government’s fawning stasi at work. Elections draw the ALP cretins to their stand at the monthly market in Beaudesert where I was snapped by a hastily produced camera after innocently noting how the NLP, if they got their fingers out, would find 3-4 stories in every issue of the CM on which to expand anti-alp propaganda. The State Government sub-contracts their gum-shoe work to a legal company the proof of which will come to light.

I can understand Queen Rat’s argument on oldies being over-pensioned. I find it hard to comprehend how I could circumnavigate the world on just five ordinary nett fortnightly payments and that’s after rent. Relativity kicks in though when you quickly realize she and other inconsequential bureaucratic bludgers score 30 times as much and 50 times as much on their retirement. The early education of my generation didn’t have such esoteric subjects as greed and intimidation on the menu and if you doubted the Jesus and God stuff of meekness and turning the other cheek you were kicked into the ground and left to the mercy of the Devil. Nah, that a bullshit. No physical stuff at all, just a verbal threat of enforced enrolment at a convent where the black garbed nuns would flay the skin off you.

One despicable nonagenarian living in my flat precinct shunned by her family for her loathsomeness, has a charitable organisation run her to the machines at least thrice weekly, while a M.D. makes scheduled calls on her because of a husband’s remote connection to WW2 gives her that entitlement. While she can make it to the pokies to drop her money, the cost of the weekly medical check-up is being accommodated by the Guv’mint.

Another elderly woman, unusually pleasant and likable for a H.C. tenant who had no interest in playing the machines had two daughters who called on Mum when their bad luck threatened a mortgage or other payment. She died, not unexpectedly, a gagging death from years of inhaling her up-wind neighbours cigarette smoke. She knew too well the futility of complaint and the eviction threats to those who sought a fair hearing have been enacted on the gullible.

An abode shift has the same emotional impact as a divorce and on a harmless 89 y.o, the result of an officious reprisal would have devastated her; would have devastated any gentle soul for that matter. She specifically rejected my offer to intervene on her behalf for the stated reasons. ” It will blow over,” she sought to allay my concerns; sure Lydia, but only for the Blighs and the Atkinsons, Rockhampton dynasty builders and the Cabinet Thugs and Looters and their subservient Housing Commission Woodridge snivellers who support only fifth-column contacts within Housing precincts.

As in all aspects of life, it depends on who you know to get what you want. At various moments in life, I would present facts and when they were rejected or dismissed out of hand, I adopted Ned Kelly’s take on life and assumed the “Such is life” attitude which, in retrospect, marks the no-fuss victim a dimwit. The great lumbering, overfed, selfish battle-axe who shows her scholarship by oafish mobile-phone manners become Housing Department pets, and propping outside my door to act on their officially condoned stupidity verges on stalking.

The next door smoker appealed to police to charge me after he attacked me on my veranda. When the police checked the facts, Garble got their short shift. In Beaudesert, the police are expected to jump to the demands of the tainted and crooked RSL club and when nothing could be found on which to invent a case, the once heavy dope-user now seeking respectability at any price, turned to the Housing Commission whose biased staff, with much glee and gusto, tried to intimidate me with eviction threats and this, Laze and Gen of Beaudesert, is a civil matter. I retain this paperwork with a deal of other data. This woman who amused Garble in his vindictive quest will face a more active contest if she or her brain-stuffed colleagues repeat this stunt.

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EXECUTIVELY YOURS…love from George Street.

August 2, 2010

What a primitive and obdurate country will China forever be. Old photographs of dirt-filled buckets being passed on by Chinese ‘peasants’ constructing huge dams by hand came to mind when TV images of their own citizens, still under the yoke, being forced to mop-up a huge oil spill with bare hands and unprotected bodies. It is mute testimony why we must be ever-vigilant of the machinations behind $1,000 a day Queensland bureaucratic puke-bags who greedily grab unearned handouts. The elected megalomaniacs and looters of George Street follow suit, and any system of monitoring and checking is barred to the cowed and useless CMC.

The cloying Courier-Mail questions its reader’s integrity by applauding that absent quality in the Queensland Premier. A Murdoch directive is issued! Abbott’s bunch know how calculating crooked is that superficial, ego driven muck who has accepted an overlord alp title. The Libs would take Queensland if they went for the jugular now, today, this minute. Playing to the camera indicated Abbott clearly wanted the tv audience see him explaining money bills to an aged woman in a convalescent home. If she had a wish list, I doubt very much it was for another dollar a week bingo money. A desire for recognition as a lifelong thinking entity who didn’t just emerge from an oversized womb with an undeveloped brain would have been prominent.

How do you rate horror? Does an imminent death from a raging bushfire differ from that of an almost certain death among the water-filled trenches of Belgium? The latter lured into a supposed ‘harmless boy’s adventure’ by feel-good Colonel Blimps who haunt rsl franchises to this very day seeking sympathy and soft targets as they laud and encourage all conflict, even neighbour disputes. The abandonment of common sense highlights bushfire deaths. The previous day’s fire reports predicted precisely its outcome. I condemn Brumby for apologising to these unfortunate people for their rank stupidity.

I am one of twelve tenants who occupy a Government subsidised flat precinct, and my flat is so located as to have offensive smells swept in by the prevailing easterly winds. Of all the stinks and toxins, the most dangerous and debilitating poison is cigarette smoke, and I cop that 24 hours a day. Cigarette smoke deniers are always Housing Commission staff.

But so are the people’s representatives in George Street to whom I appealed. The reply I got from a $1000 a day yes-man told me how cigarette smoking is legal; how I should address an ‘honourable’ and don’t annoy us again.

Indian sewage workers think they are in worker’s heaven if they can scrounge a pair of thongs to slosh about in underground shit. Australians are morally corrupt that we continue to buy ultra cheap products from this country and China. There is no point to the argument that these same peons would suffer more without our meagre contribution.

The façade the Chinese hierarchy have built to conceal the behind-the-scenes goings-on in their country have been eagerly adopted and added to by the sneaky crooks running Queensland’s George Street Government.
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ABC News 24 has been a boon to this irregular sleeper and I hope it doesn’t become a useless dud like the two commercial appendage stations, only one of which partially caters to demand. The never-ending drone from News 24 of the union puppet can only benefit her opponents. I rather enjoyed the newly created, pre-22 when it was in its nascent stage and ran various Statelines from around the country. It’s a delight to have them back in the news channel.

Last Saturday morning the N.T. Stateline gave the viewer a look at life as it plays-out in that still odd and unusual State. Witness any mornings TV look at newspapers from around the Capitals. Darwin’s front page is always unique. When N.T. Stateline finished this morning, the even flow of contented viewing was shattered by an immature male voice presenting ancient news for early teenagers. That fairly gave me the shits and I shouldn’t have had to leave my work station to switch to the enjoyable ABC Digital Jazz. Would not, for Christ’s sake, three other youth oriented ABC channels and five commercial channels satisfy that demographic at 0630 hours Saturday?

If youth insist on listening to a squeaky voiced peer deliver old news, and I very much doubt they care a whit, what about breaking into that trash on ABC 1 and give them BTN that way. Lazy and uninspiring programming will forever dog the discerning viewer and the ABC, while it should have learnt by now, will forever leave two and a half percent of the job undone.

It seemed strange to see Darwin’s Chief Councillor wearing the Lord appellation, applied only to the head honcho of a State’s capital. I then remembered that preserving Territory after the granting of Statehood retained the frontier, romantic image. That attitude plays into the hands of piss-pots and psycho jobs who think they are reliving 1878. To redress this psychological impairment, I propose that these wankers who visualise themselves as rough and tough, Crocodile Dundee apers should be allowed to fade and for that State’s inhabitants become dumb and stupid complaint creatures like the rest of us.

I propose the States new name as Beagle. Uninspiring to deter the dicks, but it was the name of the famous explorers accommodation for five years, the confinement in which drove him stir-crazy and as such, is undeniably related to the mental state of its inhabitants. Can you imagine a formerly-named Territorian holidaying in Melbourne explaining, “Yair well, I’m actually a Beaglearian. Beaglearian? Bugger that, I’m gunna stay in effing Victoria.”

NINE ROAD KILLS A DAY.

August 9, 2010

August 18 1966; 18 Killed in Vietnam skirmish.

Then and present day Australia; 18 road kills every two days.

August 21 2010; Labor’s Election Day. Three days of anguished

appeals by the duplicitous Labor Party organisation to Australia’s

brave warriors which most of the new dim will buy.

I’ve yet to see a reference as to why Labor choose the election date they did. Are all political pundits too coy to capitalise on the real reason? I bet the astute Laurence knows it is three days after the observance of an ill-planned 1966 Vietnamese offensive that took 18 lives who otherwise would have been sucking on ganja at home and beating-up fellow Australians. Most sitting Labor MPs and hopefuls have followed their master’s directives and become card-carrying rsl members as a calculated look-good visage for a cynical political party.

Become New Labor…Shaft a Mate.

With much ceremony and fanfare, Raguse joined a once meaningful and worthy organisation now franchised as commercial rsl poker-machine ventures. On the Wednesday preceding the election, he and his criminal union mates will be at their theatrical best reassuring the new order rsl thugs of their hero status.

Pre Raguse, a popular woman Liberal held Forde, but with redistribution it seems like the old faces abandoned Beaudesert with him. Those applying for the newly created Wright include the usual nutters who will save us from hell-fire, but only if we vote for them. There is a fundamentalist God-botherer, a clutch of construction gyp artists who share that industry with a serial R.C. bible-banger, McCabe, the all-round expert who introduced a pudgy-faced McLindon to the State seat of Beaudesert.

McCabe’s Popish enthusiasm combined with his distaste for all other creeds caused him to email unrequested, low IQ church propaganda of such banality as irritable bowl and piles are made of. This force-feeding hastened my rejection of its Methodist equivalent which bored the tits off me by age 7. The constant use of a personal pronoun in his little homilies was self-explanatory. Only a super ego-tripper could refer to himself as often as he in the third person.

My rare use of the word was to describe a fluffy, self-important type who felt some veneration was his due. Perhaps a priestly lay-man, definitely not a shit-kicker; usually used in a whimsical sense. So there you have it, right or wrong, not for use on self.

Wright’s notionary winner is a Senator’s former suck man whose work title corresponds with that of a George Street Executive-room looter to whom I appealed for help from the ever-present cigarette smoke. His Chief of Staff wrote me that while cigarette smoking is legal, my aggravated lung problem must be imaginary.

Pauline, please forgive us. Come home.

GOVERNMENT’S PLEA …YOU’RE IN QUEENSLAND, PLEASE SMOKE.

The spent cigarette stench surrounding Beaudesert’s entertainment exits to smoking areas is proof positive that protocols are not given serious consideration. Queensland’s Health Department has a deal with these clubs and hotels. I explained to the former how entrance to these venues is impossible for acute olfactory sufferers and that stench-free pleasant, non-toxic home life a thing of the past.

I got the Government Smoking is not illegal spiel once again and was sent ‘how to stop smoking’ brochures. The Health Department is as mortified as their Woodridge-based Housing Department cousins who don’t want to be mistaken for assisting those tenants who are not prepared to rubbish their neighbours as fifth columnists.

Whatever their origin or class, the average dim and cloddish Australian have no idea they have been moulded into unthinking puppets of major retail stores and clubs. An agreeable mine-host is accessing your wallet and your level of stupidity even as you get the treatment. After all, keeping the punter in front of the machines is a job requirement.

I’ve never tried to hide the obvious fact that I am computer illiterate, a declaration that always precedes a foray into the breeding ground of IT crime, a computer shop. How to find a honest web constructor to tidy-up this site and unfreeze StarOffice doc. files?

The A.B.C. and D. of it

This latest prick knew he had a captive mug when my first words to him went, ” I’d rather walk to Bourke and back than shop at those two smart-arses around the corner.” To cut the cackle, he agreed with my sentiments and ripped $800 off me and I’m left with a barely operable heap of Windows 7 crap, no new keyboard, no new digital screen either.

Like me, the fellow knows nothing about computers except how to slide circuit boards into towers, meccano fashion. With conmanship, on the other hand, he is quite accomplished.

Kindness prevented my naming him out of respect for his suffering wife, but if you see me in the vicinity of Beaudesert’s Railway Hotel, I’ll point out a ‘computer’ shop to avoid. He just doesn’t have the A.B.C.or D of a dead byte.

COLES, BEAUDESERT.

Many of the older, stuck-on women managers retain their much envied positions because they quickly identify work-place competition, then shaft and ridicule them. The same contempt is meted to customers who try to reason with these less than bright, easily provoked shop assistants. The perceived offender is accused of being disturbed and should then scuttle out like a mongrel dog. A nasty older Coles female manager gave me the retard treatment and a dunce in the deli assures me her daughter joined the services to protect me. What can one do but use Aldi for all purchases. A Coles favourite rip-off of siting prime rump under the much cheaper cow beef price still fools hurrying shoppers.

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DOES IT TOLL FOR THEE…?

August 15, 2010

Gillard quickly adopted the personal pronouns, I, Me, My, as her own; as her political right. Since I gained the power to reason, an awareness of Rattus rattus habits precludes that species having any right to life.

Treasurer Swan for the first twelve months, like a mortified, quaking mouse atop a block of cheese unsure of what to do with it. The wanker sounded ridiculous on Ch. 10 Sunday, much like the revamped, but ever a one-term Obama telling himself he is now reasserted.

Abbott is clearly uncomfortable having to tell porkies. He jumped the bullshit gun the other morning about troop deaths.

Coles and Woolworths; Channels 7 and 9; Abbott and Gillard. What does it matter? Shadows of each other.

The allies lose lives in Afghanistan when their purpose in that country is to keep the Taliban away from Pakistan’s nuclear works. These 3rd world impoverished countries could support and care for their people if they didn’t spend billions on toys that big kids themselves can barely afford.

Three days before the election, the 44th observation of a badly planned Vietnamese skirmish will get maximum media coverage. The event has been hi-jacked and promoted by a push group within the local rsl who strive for Long Tan parity with Gallopoli.

Garven’s existence is for this day. The Holy Grail is presented for adoration as a cover for the actual, real remembrance of a last smoke with a dying lover. Poignant too, because mores of the day hindered a masculine embrace. A youthful fling with Mullimbimby Madness became an addiction in ‘Nam where it was as commonplace as free cigarettes. A Government-endorsed schizophrenic hero has evolved who enjoys demi-god status by rsl witless louts.

The bile is thick and tangible in Beaudesert where simple-minded thugs have only their drugged Vietnam experience and unconsummated sex as old-age comfort. Labor candidates, esp. Raguse, have made a song and dance of joining their local rsl and lauding all things remotely connected to a slouch hat.

Common-sense has lost its meaning, thanks to politicians sucking-up to cretins who believe they are instrumental members of Australia’s Brave Warriors and will ingest the last three days of crapola,”Give that man a medal,” from whomever says it the loudest and most often.

Latham the obtuse enters the mind. It wasn’t until this Sunday morning that any of these Labor sages crisscrossing the country were asked who among them made him their leader? I have an aversion to using the hate word, but how could you not in this context? I wonder if the constituency of Werriwa lament their collective skewed judgment. Their voting preferences suggest they are IQ deficient Housing Commission tenants as are my neighbours.

A thinker said,”Ignorance is curable; stupidity is forever.” Most Australians are well endowed with the latter and are proud of it.

BLIGH AND THE GEORGE STREET LOOTERS.

On Rudd’s big night, The Queensland premier introduced him to his cheering supporters and applauded we oldies for our contribution to Australia’s greatness ad nauseam. She promptly resumed partying, went about her ego-tripping way and never again reminded us of our infinite integrity. I don’t want monetary
recognition from this bunch of filth, all I ask is for a decent hearing from their Department For The Homelessness. Do you believe that title? That’s Labor smart-arse in-talk for old bastards who are threatened with eviction should we maintain our pride and wish for an even playing field.

Remember that once oft-used term? The paddock must have had the grader over it without my knowing.

READY THE TUMBRIL AND HONE THE GUILLOTINE!

August 21, 2010

It’s coming to fruition is it not? Bligh’s flabby jowled inner cabinet connect with their Federal equivalents whose corruption is not so much criminal as moral. Rudd was fortunate in a sense, in that he learned by morning his secret haters and why they held that stance. My naïvety led me to dismiss negativity of the day to come to light 20 years later. The reasoning difficult to fathom.

She and her band operate under the famous maxim that you’re not a crook until you get caught. What is Kaiser doing these days? He scored a $420,000 tout’s job earlier in the year. A complacent Government creates more of the same as the pus dribbles through the cracks. I’d like to see positive action at the next Queensland election when some of Bligh’s insidious cohorts should be scoured with her. A rusted-on counter-passant opposition keeps devious crooks in charge of the Queensland till.

Rudd copped the union’s wraith for no other reason that their power game was threatened. Life under the Liberals incomprehensible until they had got their filthy fat fingers entrenched in the system.

The boring rhetoric of work choices is a poor argument and is all they have apart from that migraine-inducing drone. Similar legislation to work choices would never get past a hostile Senate in today’s political climate.

The country was not threatened by Rudd’s leadership, only the power-hungry within Labor were. Had Gillard been made of better mettle, she would have instinctively fled the room at the suggestion she dump on her mate and P.M.

All the best with your spring-cleaning.

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JUST DESSERTS OR JUST DESERT THEM. SIX OF ONE…

August 23, 2010

The Federal election result is encouraging in that a lot of us are uncomfortable with having a declared rat in a leader role. She certainly had many admirers and was looked-up to but the illusion went down the hole with her back-room deal. Rudd’s Queensland heritage had little bearing on the swing, but I do think the dreadful Premier and her bunch of looters was an impediment.

What happened on Saturday was really a quick dust job, a few fresh stinking rogers pushed into the old slimy waters of an unwashed vase. The ingrained trash taints the new and the experience as memorable as a quickie knee-trembler in a dark alley. The electorate will return to practical stuff like looking for fresh sex and a quick nosh-up, the while thinking that now they’ve revolutionised the country. The stink is there still and it lies within the real lords, the over-paid bureaucrats who dictate terms to the newly created Ministers.

It was done federally, it can be done in Queensland. If the bastards give you the shits, get rid of them. The Queensland muck-bag is as convincing as a three dollar note when she thinks we fall for her ‘batting for the people mantra.’ As happened in the federal scene, there will be more dubious dirt-bags to replace her, but battling and under-mining dummies before they burrow into the system would be a far easier fight than removing them after entrenchment.

I would prefer to believe that the voters of Longman are visionaries, rather than desperate, by giving that young chap a go. Could be that grey-bearded oldies posing as wise sages have run their course. The current hirsute look began as bristly gay up-market, designed to amuse rough-sex aficionados about two decades ago and should have stayed with that genre and age demographic. A beard suggested a furtive Jack the Ripper hiding dreadful secrets when I was a youngster. There is also a theory that closet misogynists use one to generate penis envy in women.

But this play is called our town of Beaudesert and I hope to relate in fits and bursts how reason is applied by the Queensland Housing Department and others in the system.

Does the silly little George Street Struthers girl running the More Homelessness Ministry think she wins accolades for her inane flings at the opposition? The TV viewer gets only short grabs of her seeking a big kid’s pat, however un-amusing cracks at the dim don’t get my adulation and are not smart. Those of the Rockhamton criminal or of the Premier are standard bearers of the dunny truck.

Of concern to me is the retributive and criminal deeds of Yahoo and Microsoft who collude to make my life a misery. Since I asked who they bribe in World Governments that they don’t answer to anybody on earth, Yahoo intrudes in this machine, makes my home page theirs and when I remove it, I lose almost everything and have to download and reinstall Firefox and start over again and lose time reestablishing the system. After doing last Saturday’s pre-election piece, I returned home to find the wordpress files blocked and the totally shit Yahoo/MS in charge again. My StarOffice doco. files were frozen weeks ago and I work on the detested Windows wordpad which fades when I try to introduce a toolbar. Yahoo/MS come in carte blanche checking or unchecking as they like.

I paid $800 to a new computer Beaudesert shop owned by a conman who knows less than I do about web sites and I’ve gone backward at a fast pace. He would not know the A, B, C, or D of a site’s dashboard.

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IT’S ALL ABOUT NOTHING…ask SEINFELD.

August 26, 2010

The Ben Cousins Show. Three years in the making, a treatise on the good life of a narcissist and how to do it. He laughs this minute. I would follow his lifestyle to get a body like that. The Yahoo channel is as on the nose as is Latham’s channel.

The Chinese have bought Timorese affections for a lousy $9M. Jesus wept! Bligh would find that puny number barely enough for her annual Christmas bureaucrat payoff. What did you read into that clenched teeth smile she offered on the ABC radio interview on Wednesday? To me, it looked like a peeved megalomaniac having to concede ground and hating every second of the ordeal.

I have long bemoaned the fact that Australians have allowed themselves to become dumbed-down, the reasoning option taken from them, too mortified to make independent decisions for fear their peers might belittle them for an opinion different from the majority. There’s a lot on the nose about what’s going on in Afghanistan. At home, the air-waves should be humming with demands of the troops immediate repatriation. Why aren’t friends and kin assaulting false, pompous bastards like Houston and Faulkner in the streets and outside Parliament House? Even Jim Molan’s tolerance is thinning. The populace have bought the brain-washing; they’ve bought the bull-shit line that their menfolk are defending Australia and if they cop it they become an immortal Aussie Warrior. Very much like screaming, “Allah Akbar” as the mechanism to a reward of endless after-life sex is activated.

Beaudesert has its show heroes. The merited Anzac Day applause so addicted a few old Majors that they expect adulation from shoppers every day of the week and a loud greeting between two totally disconnected people has one of these Saturday morning frauds spinning around to acknowledge an anticipated homage.

These shameless sham artists are life’s losers personified as nasty biff artists hiding behind the rsl façade. Clutching at the Anzac legend in lieu of decent personal values, and leaching off the resilience and courage of those who led the way. These pricks won’t be heard arguing against our lot fighting in Afghanistan. They wish for more shattered minds and bodies to replace theirs and to stand back and criticise people who won’t toe their hate line.

Respect eludes them and the combined effort of Gillford and Garven to denigrate me among the local community only leads to feedback and has simply reinforced my resolve. The rsl office sniveler is a prejudiced and spiteful Housing bottom-feeder who performs at the behest of Gillford to achieve instant housing for its no-hopers.

Once upon a time in the future, I’ll peruse my diary which is in running format and not one day at a time, and insist on a hearing. Bligh, I hope, won’t always be able to parcel out brown paper bags for the duration of her tenure.

The independents have had their 15 minutes. Let’s have another vote and be done with it. Lots of love. Lezzo.

SPLIT THE BASTARDS DOWN THE MIDDLE.

September 1, 2010

Under The Spreading Chestnut Tree, I Sold you And You Sold Me.

Thanks again for that line, visionary George.

More nonsense from the suddenly moralistic independents sharing a cup of tea with Ken Henry. Had they been political virgins and not old, well-versed madams of the game, they would be devouring the lurks and perks handbook. In the inevitable election, I’ll vote the party that tells them to collectively get rooted.

What delight to have the Rat Party rolled; a greater pleasure than an orgasm, whatever that was. Their other major sin was to mistake our insouciance for compliance or worse, stupidity. It was Melba who said, ” Sing ‘em shit.” Doesn’t always work in politics, does it, $1,000 a day esoteric think tank crap? Steed, on a 45 y.o. Avenger rerun quoted a placard, ” Go Forward Together.” The Rat Party missed that one. The default winners must be reminded often that they haven’t been granted sainthood, just caretaker status.

Stateside, getting Bligh and her wobbly jowled bludgers out of the till must rate as the next project. I am gracious and fair in these democratic matters and with Federal Labor getting the shove, the time has come for the local NLP to rifle Queensland’s treasury and that would come about by their upping Bligh’s annual bribe to the most influential bureaucrats by 10%.

The brave syphilitic duo, Yahoo/Windows prevent further editing by this oldie. They are the worst corporate criminals.

Bucolically,( yeah, I know, but it didn’t get squiggled.) I segue to the small-minded, tight-lipped crooked town of Beaudesert, picked-over and shared by a few select interest groups. The Housing Department and the Works Department vie with each other, not so much over demarcation issues, but to prove by example which of the two exercises the most stupidity. Getting crabby with the coppers is easy to do; it’s a lot like being in opposition and offering suggestions or venting the spleen by sending off bitchy letters to the editor. This shire’s proximity to the criminal police district of the Gold Coast and anecdotal local lore must influence our opinions of the local police. If you are inherently crooked, you don’t need assistance to hone your craft. The franchised poker machine dominated RSL, an intriguing hot-bed of thuggery and suspected nefarious back-room deals with the local police, has a sequestered Housing battle-axe on long loan reporting tenant doings and gossip to her Woodridge masters while jumping the queue to place their mental misfits among the lesser brain-dead who infest these Government housing precincts.
Part two will occur if I can get to my wordpress dashboard.

Crims, RSL, Housing, QBuild: At Home in Beaudesert.

September 7, 2010

 
“A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.”
- Edward Abbey

Crime, RSL, Corruption, Anna St. Deals.

Are we in Beaudesert?

Is the local QBuild costing still six times that of their legitimate equivalents?

Plus: Become a Qld. H.C. tenant and have spite poison a potted 18 y.o. Bougainvillea. Are slashed tyres next? Love thy Neighbour. Turn the other cheek and inherit six feet of dirt and H.C. derision.

The NSW Keneally girl is a real sweetie and cops too much unwarranted flack for former colleague’s stuff-ups. The unfortunate patsie has been at the helm for only five minutes and has earned her soon to be accessed retirement hand-outs. Her marriage into Australian literary royalty justifies the mention of an earlier Australian writer whose strong and compelling novel, POWER WITHOUT GLORY explored every criminal facet that explains the Courier-Mail’s heritage and Government corruption of the early 1900s; could do with an airing where its present replication would gob-smack Frank Hardy, such is the smug acceptance and laissez-faire of Executive crime. The Queensland Premier-looter, on the other hand, has had a decade of plundering and authoring deals with another high-profile corporate criminal with whom she toured the USA and became enamored with Arizona’s pedestrian pull-over laws.

Australians, and Queenslanders in particular, have been trained to adore its openly crooked Cabinet gangsters and copy-cat Mafia crims, public identities who are acknowledged dead-set criminal bash-artists and stand-over merchants. The Courier-Mail supports Labor by talking-up and idolizing past shit like Tom Burns at whom we chuckled for his boating mishaps. He was, ha-ha-ha, a local lovable larrikin and we loved him so.

From his executive desk, a favorite threat to the resolute obstinate who sought a fair go was the warning, “You are always under watch.” The suck-hole tabloid still devote millions of fawning words to arse-holes who should slowly die an up-side down Crucifixion. If justice is to prevail in this State, the George Street Looters Executive Building must lay in ruins surrounded by well-used and bloodied nooses. Voltaire observed that democracy peppered with the occasional assassination might well be a good thing.

I wouldn’t condone the Newton nonsense ‘interview’ on their unfortunate waste of an orgasm by tuning in to 9, but I did see Andrew Bolt, in sync as usual with my sentiments, answering criticism of his remarks to this paean to the self-centered. This relatively recent insistence by inflated, ignorant dunces that they be given unquestioned recognition and adulation has become the norm among the failures, and it is none more noticeable than in the State Government flat precinct that I call home and also the quarters of marauding, bad stand-over predators one of whom is named Larry.

The following extracts from my notes of May 2007:

“The car eased into the parking area where Lorna and I were exchanging pleasantries after having checked our respective mail boxes. The driver was an amiable fellow of some forty years. The tubby, older passenger had the demeanor of a chronic haemorrhoid sufferer and a lifetime of rehearsing, a pouting, sullen lower lip, fashioned to trip over. Was he a failed dramatic actor; an embittered artist in the Hitler arch-megalomaniac mould? A studied straight ahead look to avoid eye contact completed the instant character summation. Here is one tubby and very petulant, unhappy drama queen who won’t clear his rear impaction until he finds a new way of shafting an opponent.

And another bombastic bastard; as if this variety wasn’t over represented already. Contrasting vividly with his passenger was his young driver companion who was without a doubt, Pettum’s parole officer, an amiable and polite fellow who sought the location of the flat they had come to check out.

Larry Pettums moved in within days and was quickly self-promoted to king of the kids.

Larry Pettums wasted little time taking over the podium, and having secured the limited audience with tales of undercover police work in the “States,” quickly segued to his preferred subject; his sexual frequency and up-standing potency. This was an old jail-bird positioning himself on re-admittance to the inside and an unabashed and serious ego-tripper, soon to be revealed as an intimidating moron who had lived as such and gave no indication of self-doubt, given his six decades of stupidity. I walked from this boor before he relinquished the soap-box and in à la classic jilted lover, won his eternal enmity.”

…and ad nauseam. ( approx. 1100 words on this ugliness.)

END OF DIARY EXTRACT

Dealing with egos and the actions of the vacuous minds of most of these inhabitants stimulates the brain as does the two daily crosswords, simple enough to whet my average intellect for the day. The real and tilted challenge comes from the easily biased and vindictive Housing Commission sycophants, one of whom introduced herself as Kim on Tuesday, April 23, 2009 at 1445 hours, and went on to make offensive comments in a phone call and I focus on that particular incident later. It is mentioned now in relation to the present anecdote.

A hymn of hate. The words just came from the past; undoubtedly a phrase from my childhood. A Wiki check has its origin as WW1 Germany against their hated detractors, the British. Its usage carried over to WW2 parents and older relatives trying to pacify squabbling siblings and the observation made in a fit of great vexation and despair. Am somewhat perplexed at convincingly transcribing the task I have set myself. It’s about hate, would you believe and like Churchill’s lesser concern of four columns of enemy troops about to demolish his men, of greater concern was of the enemy within his own tent whose acquired tactical knowledge could inflict terminal damage. The term fifth column came about and was earnestly adopted and applied by the Queensland Housing Department to become an integral cog of their M.O.

Hate is what? I don’t have the nous or the spare decades to delve too deeply into the dark side of envy, but this Housing accommodation precinct fronting Beaudesert’s Wongaburra Convalescent Home must be the micro-harbour of exacting retribution on those perceived as a threat to the rule of the megalomaniac.

It’s Beaudesert actually, but you knew that.

September 23, 2010

I run parts of an old post to remind a devoted public to do what thieving Legislators refuse to do and that is to envisage a projected 180% electricity charge increase after privatization.

When reality catches up with China, little used Queensland rail lines will stagnate after the permanent way falls apart.

“Funny how time flies, what with it being 21 years since a chap called Fitzgerald confirmed the findings of two Brisbane journalists on the greasing of the various Lurks and Perks Departments of the Executive Building. Wouldn’t, couldn’t possibly happen again, the sages mooted; Cabinet crooks would contain their activities to North Qld. towns and the dives of Fortitude Valley where the snow was always white and the slime-bags operated south of the Tweed.

So two Queensland bureaucrats are officially rebuked. Is the heat of deep shit rising dictating moves? I won’t weep for these two, except perhaps for the huge brown paper bag they’ll take with them as salve. Angry Italian citizens found an ideal use for butcher’s hooks when it came to dealing with top-level corruption, à la Mussolini. Executive crime is only a crime in Queensland when George Street Looters and Thugs feel threatened and avert their eyes when passing the Law Courts just down the road from Diddle Den.

When I first saw the prim and impeccably attired Fraser in a T.V. news story, he and Beattie had copped a spray of water from an irate protester at an event shoot. His look of utter horror said it all. His pretty suit had been abominated by the hoi polloi and I could imagine the tut-tutting as he flicked at his suit as the limo whisked His Eminence back to the Executive Building.

This was an unmitigated Beattie sniveler who had yet to attain the hallowed status he enjoys today. I thought to myself, “Hullo, if this is not being up your-self then I am a monkey’s uncle.” I checked the phrase ‘up yourself’ and what a surprise, I found a connection to ‘pompous’. I then thought, this bloke cares a trillion times more about his image than he possibly could about the filthy unwashed, and hey, I was right on the money again. He is selling us out. Did he think to ask South Australian electricity consumers what effect privatization has had on their power bills?”

And add a bit:

From a distance and without being actively involved, I saw a fair bit of the Fortitude Valley drama unfold before me which was later to be of interest to the Fitzgerald inquiry. One stand-out memory is that of the then unknown figures arriving after close of business at the Hacienda Hotel and settle around a table in the darkened and now quiet first floor, indistinct shadows silhouetted by low wattage bar lighting. It was conceded that these furtive figures were involved in a chicanery of sorts, but in the Valley in those days one’s curiosity was passing. The blurred shapes became, in the Supreme Court, Terry’s bagmen picking-up the infamous small, sweet-tasting fish while discussing whatever order of business the vast array of bent cops had to arrange.

The contempt for and the heavy treatment of black people in the Valley was common-place and accepted as normal police culture back then, and to offend or demean blacks in any way, a ritual “bloodying” and a policeman’s induction into their favorite team sport. That activity was for the amusement and the base satisfaction of lesser lights in the trick, and white people felt safer when the presence of the coppers natural enemy detracted attention from them. Hectoring, ridiculing and threatening soft targets like pensioners and the helpless is now our servers safe sport of choice while the use of common-sense in every-day decisions is not used and its practitioners derided and sent to Coventry by dim nincompoop who collude with reprehensible club biff boys to taint our old values.

It is given that any Queensland Cabinet is laden with own interest manipulators and criminals with a cultivated indifference to the personal concerns of citizens outside the club. This was none so evident than with the Hinze/Joh arrangement which gave a good idea of the depth of badness in the upper echelons of all Governments as reflected by the treatment of and the regard that Government employees have for the public. I call this the trickling pus effect.

Joh’s defence of his political skull-dudgery was to claim he cherry-picked the best bits from former Labor Premier, ‘Red Ted’ Theodore, famous for naughty mining dealing after going Federal, was abetted by his Qld. successor and got the flick from the Treasury bench. Then, as now, was little political talent to draw upon and Theodore’s rapid return to Cabinet caused Scullin’s shaky Government to crash. You can be a subdolous, swindling, gerrymandering Machiavellian in the Executive, but embarrass your compatriots by getting caught and you, sweetheart, have become a criminal.

I rail on about the present smug bunch, but that they are into the public till to lay their dynastic foundations is not news, so how could I, in all honesty and with my faculties working, feign surprise or give a rat’s rectum about a crime whose lengthy existence and commonality matches that of prostitution. The real issue griping me are the ploys and the effort their Housing Commission staff use to ensure I am always subject to cigarette smoke and to the petty vagaries of retributive public servants. There is a lot to be said later about directives coming from immature drugged and drunk shiny-pants: it must wait, any wanker has only one novel in him, goes the saying.

I refer to the obvious contempt my pleas for a fair go have been treated by those who have access to cooked client phantom files that don’t exist. These low-ranked Housing employee are tied I acknowledge, by having to follow instructions, or suffer black-balling by their own or much worse; experience the ostracizing and the condemnation of a Beaudesert poker machine club whose appropriately sur-named contact in her fifth-column role, settles both her personal dislikes and the hates of her vindictive, one-eyed feeble manager, by relaying embellished reports belittling out of favor tenants to her Woodridge friends.

Neither she nor her colleague and friend Jane, a spokesperson of the acronymned sham tenant’s union, which, after deciphering from doublespeak, is unquestionably B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. are Government employees. This permits their naming, and Government narks should be disabused of the notion their threats are other than that. Private companies and individuals who feel they have been slandered can instigate a civil writ.

I was attacked by my nut-job protagonist neighbor who called upon his police friends around to intimidate me and left heart-broken and disappointed they could only find evidence to support my case. An appropriately sur-named office person with whom he is acquainted had her Woodridge friends issue me with a notice of eviction which couldn’t work, it being too much a civil matter. I was not expected to know the M.O. of these deceased vaginas or how, if it’s your lucky day, the law also protects the slow and the ugly.

The annual bogus tenant’s meeting was in the pipeline for April, 2009, I think it was. I was the only tenant not informed, but attended this farce to ask if a consideration for the non-smoking tenant might be considered such as lodgement in up-wind or eastern-most flats away from the direction and discomfort of spent cigarette smoke.

” Cigarette smokers would find that discriminatory.” She was not joking and explained her raison d’etre was to assist the mentally dim tenants economise on electricity. That answer went over the heads of her audience of course, but hers was an official view. Had the tenant “union” been Government affiliated, which of course, it couldn’t be, the related information that a week or so after this cosy little wet morning gathering, an Origin competitor’s salesman door-knocked every Housing Commission residence seeking their custom. But hey! This is Queensland where the CMC occupies space.

I then explained the attack by the next-door paranoid occupant who ran at me with discharging aerosol fly-spray causing distress to the larynx and esophagus areas and mentioned that had cctv been in operation, I might have had his ridiculous claims quickly dispatched. I would like to install closed circuit tv to spare me future distress, I told her.

” Can’t be permitted. Such an instrument invades his privacy.” she assured me. This stupidity used to be know as pushing shit uphill.

Queensland’s most prominent semi-literate, knowing the undoubted power and only option for her kind, got the job by sniveling to an influential and intimidating stand-over merchant with whom she later traveled and largessed at Queensland’s expense in the US of A. We forget such stuff at our peril. It was while they were lording it up in Arizona she realized that that States pedestrian pull-over powers could benefit her home games. Sucking, she knew and advocated, had it over substance and merit and to appease a simpering Police Commissioner, gave him the nod to harass those whose physical profile and pensioner ugliness didn’t meet biased approval.

I settled-in in a backward, dismal and forgotten little town which suited my expectation of anonymity and solitude, hoping to apply myself to various lethargic and light cerebral pursuits. After all, one does eventually get the message that the dark chariot is ever ready. What my chagrin discovered was that on any day spent indoors, a thousand words insist on release and a down-town stroll an epistle.

To a healthy and active mind, life will deliver to it surprises of all sorts to its last day. The extent of hate and its use by Government agents and other seemingly informed people will share that trip. My awareness of hate and its preferred use and why it is so eagerly and earnestly applied will always be a wonder to me. All levels of Government encourage a disregard for commonsense and the Queensland Government Housing Dept. instinctively favors a dill’s word of malevolence and lies and worse, to that of a considerate thinking person, of whom, I imagine, they feel threatened in the company of goodness while the herd mentality of fellow troglodytes offer a comfort of sorts while exercising their in-built superiority.

In Beaudesert, her sheet-sniffing agents submit instructions, edicts and homily advice to the local, golly-gosh-good compliant weekly ‘newspaper.’ who drops this waffle in without query or edit. An American friend still laughs aloud at this bush paper’s hand-wringing report on the theft of a letter-box which had won local acclaim for its seventh placing in a happy letter-box competition. The Christmas glee that celebrating Works staff had around a plate of meat pies also won amusement.

The puerile material this (caring) police sage submits is taken as gospel by the limited and easily impressed iq depleted reader range and compares favorably with the publication’s minus 100 IQ target audience and as such passes unnoticed into an unaware community as general and acceptable roughage. Of his biased and oft inaccurate moralizing, an April, 2009 homily had two errors of fact in a four line paragraph and with that appalling dearth of accuracy, I would gladly assist any unfortunate citizen who was wrongly convicted by a prosecutor’s guesswork to redress perverted evidence.

For whom has this belles-lettres abandoned his ethics and intellect? Is he script-writing Police Academy 8 and became delusionally involved in the action? The Academy motto this time around could read, EUDCATE OUR POLICE. The charter of the Australian Civil Liberties insists that Australian political prisoners no longer be slotted, but this fellow, who honorably serves us, would know a bit about back-door political censorship and Doomadgee knee jobs.

His actions are predicated more by George Street pressure to stop uncomplimentary Beaudesert blog-sites, than by protecting dangerous psychiatric screw-balls from exposure. My stuff under Crikey’s management would get a thousand times the coverage this site can offer, while overseas news sites, always looking for new words, use my poor stuff to fill a hole. I feel for the lady who was taken aback at police indifference at her husband moldering in the park, but she will soon wipe her poor little hands on her apron and lapse into an inconsolable despair.

Any Government employee deserving of his superannuation loves to invoke the Mental Health evaluation test, and a heresy inquisitor worth his salt will ensure the “troubled” target is goaded into an introduction to Sister Ratched’s white lab coats. The distraught victim is invariably an older citizen who has been denied natural courtesy and justice after unnecessary shop-staff rudeness or Government officiousness caused a disbelief of what had befallen him.

The unofficial word I have is that about 1,000 Australians are arbitrarily slotted annually, roughly the same number who die through misadventure while traveling overseas. The public only get to hear the juiciest bits of either area, ie the Oakey lady, the Croat incident. A Government engineered three week memory retention limit soon puts such knowledge in the toilet in any case.(except for me, Guv’mint arse-lickers.)

A pushy Gold Coast based pay channel hassled me for subscription which means they phoned me, my good and wise censor and honorable people-server. On the fourth occasion I gave her words that my Mum had never heard and was promised much wraith and the full force of the phone company and the law. I ever quiver as I await my dread fate. Understand the analogy, my good young chap? I didn’t force her to make annoying calls to me, and I don’t compel effete freaks to click on my sites and then run across the road to weep to an grandstanding blow-hard whose assurance of, ” Leave it to me, mate,” can’t be delivered.

Sixty kilometres out of Brisbane and 60 years into the past. Old saying holding good and true, more applicable today than in Joh’s era of thump stand-over cops defending the God-blessed National Party. A uninformed stand-over cop has expanded duties in present day Brigadoon, part of whose all-encompassing duties include supporting and protecting the multi-million dollar poker machine industry while guarding the Templum of Puer Diligo from an old-age pensioner’s criticism.

A tiny bit of mug’s money must be compulsory returned by poker machine bandits to the deprived kids of dunce parents who drop their entire week’s food money into the machines on pay night. The glossy brochures these rip-off joints send through the mail to portray themselves as gracious and benign benefactors of the needy is nothing but aggrandizement and false advertising, but the Anna Street censorship board cleared this material for postal distribution. After Adolf’s long-night burning of intellectual’s web-sites, my full attention should return from this time-wasting site to a much neglected general recording of events.

Salve the conscience for a miserable $250 a week; what munificence! To 80% of the contrite and cowed locals, their three monkey philosophy is a blessing which allows them to be pissed on with dignity. The sum returned is less than the weekly pension after rent. St. Mavis ‘s NLP Cromwellian side-winder also gets State protection and support, while under-valued Country Women’s Association and NLP volunteers maintain an old-fashioned stiff upper lip while being finger-pointed by their masters as incompetent floor rags, but that is their penance and they love it. Word-smith to the rescue, put down any sign of anti-establishment dissent.

Protect the stand-over tie-ins with service club’s direct line to Qld Housing, the aptly sur-named apologist for retarded members, her connection to a sham tenant union representative of whom, watch this space. Is decency a passé word and gone the way of manners and consideration for one’s fellows? In our town, the genre word, Oxymoron, has application to another interest group; it is not especially the preserve of the military yet they bed each other.

In NSW, ‘friendly fire,’ an old and trusted military trick knocks off a troublesome colleague. If the modest number of eight Queensland police employees daily being on the shit carpet, then 20 NSW coppers a day must find themselves in a similar spot. I expect the last words the fragged Bill Crew heard from behind were, “Come and get some.”

For adults to allow themselves to be told by a police oracle they were well behaved men and women is quite appalling and unacceptable and reflects the loss of independent thought and common-sense and is a deference to and an acceptance of stupidity by self-proclaimed prophets and seers. Such people are not recognised in their own country, goes the saying, but in Beaudesert we prostrate ourselves before self-important, role-playing idiots who insist on adulation as great thinkers and hero-models to be admired. Good people don’t need a Government nanny representative to lecture them on the difference between right and wrong.

Not too long ago, I would look askance and wonder at the anti-police comments of disgruntled adults who, without a whiff of criminal form, denounced them in general for their arbitrary and presumptuous manner, and I couldn’t agree with them then. Then and now. Times and dimensions. I am not swayed by anecdotal stories on any group or personalities. Since moving into this place fronting a convalescent home, I’ve copped years of vilification for my refusal to cower to the intimidatory tactics of the bully and will always act on my own decisions much to the disparagement of gaol-yard predators and Government stasi operatives.

My previous posting was a preamble to what eventually must emerge as an officially recorded log of grievances. A healthy and open society shouldn’t compel a citizen to be involved in bitter Government instigated and provoked pettiness and drivel; a lovingly embraced Housing Commission trait it seems, I am a private person not at all interested in big-noting. The Larrys of the world have that prerogative. If new-comers or established tenants choose to respond to niceness and manners with nastiness and spite I withdraw, if I can, from further interaction, yet the irritation won’t relinquish its hold. I am a shit magnet.

This accommodation precinct was promoted as a 55+ place of habitation. Currently, the gross and the loud-mouth and the trouble-making bully swagger about in a predatory manner, loud of mouth and demeanor, their low mentality a guarantee of official nurturing. The covert, mind-game bully, a far greater danger to the gentle who must make extraordinary efforts to combat the daily effects of confrontation. The latest Housing Commission scat foisted upon this precinct presented herself at 10 pm on Wednesday, March 17. Her son-in-law’s aging diesel truck left running the duration of the unloading amidst a bedlam-like party atmosphere; a definite here we are, love us or hate us, the hell with you message being emitted.

Early the next morning, well before the light of dawn, a reassuring ‘pet talk’ started outside my work-station window. She can’t be all that bad, I erroneously reasoned. Autumn was nearing, days noticeably shortening with windows shut early to contain the warmth and to exclude toxins like cigarette smoke and carbon monoxide. An up-lifting and promising time of the year for Multiple Chemical Sensitively aware people. A feeling of impending good health, of making a full inhale without the risk of an instant head-ache while gasping for oxygen. The same feeling of expectancy, like a child’s anticipation of Santa’s presents, or with young adults, the first waves of road heat auguring the best possibilities of the day; welcome youthful pleasures. In old age, the prospect of the coming winter months affording some free-breathing nights engendering an extraordinary optimism, a new hope.

The behemoth was shoveling porridge into a gaping, blubbery hate-hole, as is her habit, she explained, when we made our first hesitant overture during which her cat’s peculiarities were raised, one of which was its running for home when a second party entered its sphere. She wanted pet hatches installed on the fly doors. Looks like you start off doing so and so, I suggested. ” You don’t do it like that.” she snapped. ” Sorry,” I told her, ” Can’t do it, well beyond my scope.”

Walking by her flat early the next day, my shit detector failed me when I stopped and exchanged hesitant chit-chat. A woman over the way who I offer a lift into town if our departure times mesh was leaving her abode when I made my usual offer. At this, the pushy cat woman demanded, ” I want to go into town too. Don’t forget to ask me,” she called after me as I quickly decamped the presence of this despicable cancer. As with her ignorant type, she might discover a contentment of sorts if she redirected energy to sane, kind-hearted and beneficial movements, and those around her might be spared a hateful environment.
Unfinished

AN ACRIMONIOUS LIFE… COURTESY QUEENSLAND HOUSING.

October 27, 2010

“Inducing More Cunning, Thieving Bastards…”

My subjects are taken to nut-wards or die off. I present two observations on the departed:

At about 0915 hrs on Wednesday, 24 February, 2010, I noticed a lone male of about 40 years of age wandering aimlessly around our unfenced flat precinct. His mien was that of a confused man seeking a resident and with the idea of being helpful rather than intrusive, I offered assistance and spoke to him from my front veranda. He remained mute, looking at me but unable or unwilling to give an answer. As I repeated the question stressing each word, the woman from flat 10 and another aging female came into view from around the corner of the building. “He’s with me,” one of the woman spat so vehemently as to distort its origin.

The mute male was so ahead of the two women by many metres that he appeared as a separate party, an erroneous impression which was dispelled when the women appeared. He was one half of a new carer team who evidently felt scorn at having his intentions queried by a perceived scoundrel. This fellow and I had never exchanged salutations or met as far as I knew, so we couldn’t have had a fallout. I didn’t understand his aloofness and later concluded that his unexpected attitude came about by accepting the negative hate spiel of his despicable old charge. The unfenced precinct allows strangers to stroll through at will and I don’t hesitate to ascertain a stranger’s intention.

It doesn’t wash for me to condemn an unknown party on the prejudices of another’s opponent and when I am the target of such insularity, I can never understand why it should be so and the integrity of he so affected is open to examination. This gentleman’s dogmatic silence I opined, might also have come about by severe penile damage to the larynx, the trachea and the thyroid.

The two strangers were unknown to me at the time but it soon became apparent they were newly recruited volunteers, or carers who were escorting the aging woman tenant on a regular appointment. In retrospect, the words could have been uttered by the unknown woman and not especially by the tenant. In any case I responded by saying, “I didn’t address you, you troublesome woman.” One of her delightful indulgences is to indicate my desperate odour and smoke deflectors to her associates while ridiculing my olfactory sensitivity and ‘madness’ for trying to deter a myriad of toxic odours being swept into my home by the prevailing winds.

Reaching a great age does not miraculously turn vindictive old shrews into saints or endow them with wisdom. Nor does it absolve them their life-long hate and mean spirit. She hauled a psychosomatically damaged body, and earned only my disdain and disgust. A glaring example for the abortion argument.

Keeping in mind Queensland Housing management encourages fifth column dobbers, her frequent phone calls condemning a neighbor became an irritation and she was warned to quit nitpicking or quit the flat.

The power of the threat at work.

A rare sacrifice by Housing staff ever-ready to grasp at any tiny sliver of slander to build an eviction case against an out of favor tenant. Anecdotaly, the vindictive old girl’s constant mind games and war of attrition so depleted her opponent that a move to nearby Wongaburra convalescent home came too late and she died soon after admittance. The recently deceased old nastie learned her hate tactics by observing the unethical Housing code.

My arrival followed the departure and death of the harassed woman, so I became a convenient follow-on kicking boy. Any normal goodwill gesture I made was rejected and sneered at, out of hand. I soon learned that this instant prejudice is Department policy at work by inducing a fear and suspicion of each other. A well oiled fifth column network is actively encouraged and self-asserted individuals who are repelled by the practice are actively demeaned and put down by Housing staff and left to the mercy of Departmental bidders. The malingering old humbug’s detestation of me was fanned by her neighbor of flat 9. There is little about Larry-Pettums that does not offend the judicious.

Swaggering about the place with an uncontrolled arrogance, the bearing of a prison predator, an uneducated, obese and obnoxious mouth, this overbearing stand-over merchant lets the neighborhood know his raison d’etre is to brutalise the locals by taunting them of his presence by playing a few bars of his car’s burglar system on the many occasions during the day he accesses his car. This frequent door opening is a constant reminder that he runs the precinct with Departmental assistance . That is not an idle claim. It is disturbingly true. This person is highly regarded by the Housing Dept For instance, on Nov. 6, 2009 at about 1100 hrs. a male and female from Planning in car reg, 911-QG7 alighted and without hesitation, as though they had done the trip before, went straight to Larry’s flat 9 for consultation. They had been summonsed to review his perceived parking problems and to prepare an improvement plan. Neither I nor other residents, as far as I know, were invited to participate in a parking survey.

Once known derogatorily as an old woman, he is the typical, run-of-the-mill stand-over moron, wanting nothing more in life than to be seen as the controller, aware of all happenings on the block. An insatiable desire to appear a savior of sorts had him ingratiating himself with the locals by insisting he was the Department’s preferred handy-man and knocked on doors with his electric drill hoping to win friends. This desperate move was instigated only after I repaired one of my own ailing pine chairs. Recognition for wise leadership easily eluded him.

Overcoming and contending with the vituperation of one dim and thick dunce quickly lost its appeal, but four or five of his obtuse equals emerged from the wings to return some semblance of evenness and mental stimuli to the game. Still too easy, as pleasant and as degenerate as caviar and bubbly for Easter Sunday breakfast. Six cretins averaging 75 IQ on a good day will never, even collectively, exceed 75. Will never threaten my above average iq, and will approximate it only after my cerebral hemorrhage/ aneurysm.

In reality, this is a low-life delusional manipulator of the weak and malleable who makes no beg pardons for engaging in false vilification to denounce people like me who resist bully-boys. Eight of the twelve tenants fell prey to his subjugation and two joined his cabal. The eleventh resident, a steadfast woman was almost 90 when she died last July. She and I got to trust each other and shopped and did medical appointments and suchlike together and discussed crossword solutions among other things. At the time, the Department was putting pressure on her to declare a $2 a f/n WW2 pension from her first husband or risk having a huge sum added to her rent.

This threat worried her until a daughter sorted it for her. Her bitter old neighbour, Bruce, would bang on their wall to express his disapproval of my visiting her and often paraded nude on their joint veranda before sun-up. Lydia’s daughter can vouch to this, as can I who spotted him early one morning as I made my trek to the service station to buy the CM. One muses if cretinism is obligatory to live a satisfactory life in a Government flat.

The third tenant is a typecast life-long public-housing tenant who lives under the auspices and direction of the Housing Dept. Such a dependent and diffident person as she, is won’t say “boo” for fear lurking Housing spies will come down on her for speaking out and consequently suffer the same intimidation as the nonagenarian. She would shaft an outsider and help tar and feather him, than live in fear of losing the approval of the bullying majority, whether fellow tenant or Housing official. One could envisage her feeling justified in believing the worst of someone she didn’t feel comfortable with, and like Gerry and 90%of the population, expressing independent thought would be on par with understanding the extent of the universe.

Her demanding questioning of me of an elderly residents’ welfare who I assisted in positive ways rankled me somewhat when I know of her own zero input. I don’t aid people in expectation of winning a good citizens award at Christmas. In short, I don’t feel obliged to explain my deeds to a meddling interloper. She is a rather distant woman, her ingrained sour disposition, a barrier to Housing tittle-tattle. She tired of Housing Department giving blessing to bullies and hit the toe recently.

LES JOHNS SCARES THE COURIER-MAIL; QUEENSLAND GOVERNMENT IN FEAR.

November 16, 2010

I don’t understand how those nut-less ‘reporters’ at the CM can sexually satisfy their partners. If I followed their morale, my conscience would never again allow a hard-on. They use my negative, harmless, non-controversial shit, but run crying to Murdoch when I associate Qld. Housing Department and smoking in a letter.

I love rejection, it seems.

Under this, I drop in my seventeenth unwanted letter to the Courier-Mail on the subject of cigarette smoke in Qld. Govt. flat precincts and the contempt Woodridge Housing staff and the Premier’s Dept proffer the suffering non-smoker.

In rented premises, the onus lies upon the landlord to ensure downwind dwellers are not subject to the debilitating effect of spent cigarette smoke. I am the western-most occupier of east-west flats and given that the prevailing winds are easterlies, the pulmonary and migraine problems from up-wind smokers means the closure of windows, even in summer. I raised the issue at a tenant’s meeting whose spokeswoman assured such stuff didn’t concern her, but she was there to keep us up with the world’s happenings and also to educate the dills on power consumption. A week or so later, an opposition energy salesman was knocking on Housing Department doors drumming-up trade. Explaining that cigarette stink, apart from its offensiveness, was also detrimental to health, I mooted that non-smokers be allocated easterly accommodation or even that entire buildings be declared smoke-free. Her response was that under present legislation such an eventuality was impossible for fear of offending the smoker. Next door caused a ruckus; he made a police complaint against me which was quickly dismissed. Told the tenant spokesperson I’d like to install cctv. to protect my reputation. Can’t do; the offender might be embarrassed.
To the criminal the spoils. The George St. pus rules.

AUSTRALIANS BRAIN-DEAD ( and loving it)

December 3, 2010

The Feds best numbers; sub 100 iq’s.

Such is the Australian psyche of presuming the world needs and loves them that the Federal spin merchants are probably commissioning etchers and die makers to design hero medals to soften the hurtful blow our heroic FIFA hustlers suffered in their lost cause. Every frame of the promo. video was nonsense crap suitable for Australian low-brow eyes only.

The only success of the delegation appears to be Prime Minister influence in having an aging, fellow ham’s ATO fraud charges down-played. I am delighted that the world can’t be bought for a cheap firework-like stunt that Australian politicians use with great success on brain-dead Australian nationals. The force-feeding of the accent by two local actors in the dud film, Australia, was a ploy that failed and killed off any feeling that thinking out-siders might have held for this country.

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Manipulators, Bullies And Queensland Housing.

December 7, 2010


Dear Julian Assuage,

I was indifferent to gay rights and still regard gay marriage as an inexpedient nonsense. There are legalities available to solidify or publicise relationships or to finger an authority no longer a threat to their choice. Revive the practice of issuing banns perhaps? Had same-sex relations continued to be outlawed a la the olden days you, my dear Julian would have been charged with man sex or any charge by which Sweden would amuse the USA. Its all about appeasing the emotional money master.

This Post Re-Sited To Overcome Access Problem.

A CABAL OF CENSORED HUNTS.

December 25, 2010

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My place of abode is in an unfenced Government flat precinct on Beaudesert’s
northern outskirts. Most passers-by assume the 1950 circa army camp buildings are part of the Wongaburra Convalescent Home and its inhabitants their sedated, tame inmates. While the assumption is not correct, it isn’t totally wrong either. From a distance, we are the average unpretentious and drab, end of life, uneducated, boring working class yobbos, a microcosm of suburbia worldwide but yuck, over fifty-five and old; an age well beyond the tolerance expectations of Bligh’s crooked own-interest Housing fiddlers.

The mental home analogy is on-track at least. Woodridge Area Housing Staff collude with the Beaudesert, crime-soft, police-backed RSL for a covert and seamless take-over of this precinct to accommodate their profusion of life-long, brain-dead, marijuana users. The aptly and delightfully sur-named Victoria, a long-time RSL flunky and NLP dupe, maintains a fawning two-way relationship with Woodridge Housing’s morally corrupt duo, Charmane Schoutens and Kimberly Hillhouse, dirtbags extraordinaire, who, with the writer, should be called to account for such accusations and to answer them. My advice from Housing lap-dog Terry O’Brien that my accusations are too incredulous and would invite investigation by the Mental Evaluation stasi, the crowd who stirred dissident Oakey woman, justifying their silencing tactics. The plan is to reserve this precinct for service nut-job recovery at 220-226 Brisbane Street.

Housing Commission areas are the fiefdoms of public servant megalomaniacs who, having found their vocation now wish to establish and develop their dominance and hone their manipulative skills. Spawned in the stormwater drains of impoverished areas of Inala and Woodridge and generally culturally deprived, these single-celled leeches manipulate their needy, working class clients and get snarky indeed on those who oppose Government stupidity and the Housing cretins who thrive on it. But we pay!

I remain the eternal optimist and enjoyed the morning walk along a main road to get the paper until I became carbon monoxide winded. The then immediate upwind neighbour, Ryan, used aerosol air-freshener as a universal house cleaner in lieu of water and vacuüm cleaner and my request to ease off alerted him to my problem. A twilight dousing of aerosol driven by the prevailing easterlies into my flat became the norm. A failure to close openings one evening, led to a three-day hospitalization and hospital records declaring me a chronic chromer, or one who gets his kicks by inhaling aerosols. Thank you again, indifferent and lazy Queensland Health(?) bludgers. The permanently damaged pulmonary led to a total intolerance to spent cigarette smoke and the beginning of the Queensland Housing Department’s war of attrition against me.

A daily journal kept in a computer can be altered to suit the occasion and in law its content isn’t worth a pinch of shit, a fact I never forgot after my late partner’s hand written notes delivered us a win against prominent thoroughbred horse thief and common fraud, Barrie Rogers and his druggie daughter. The law accepts that a running, handwritten diary is near enough impossible to doctor. My notes contain date and times of phone calls from the strident Housing nose-picker, Kimberley, and an extraordinary visit by Housing stand-over message boy, Terry delivering threats under instruction of his Woodridge controllers; threats that they wouldn’t dare make on hard copy. Times and car registrations, gender and other relevant information is noted when actual data is difficult to obtain.

The afore-mentioned Ryan, was a devoted garbage nazi who once moved me, in my great alarm to call him a three word expletive. It came about one pre-dawn moonless garbage day when, en route to get the paper from the early opening service station, I was about to deposit my small bag of refuse when he boomed from his darkened doorway, ” Filling up me bin, are ya.”? He awaits hidden, he had explained in an earlier confrontation, to surprise and frighten the crows away by beating on the veranda rail or fly door. His fellow tenants were loath to complain for fear of reprisal eviction notices.

I objected to his unusual behaviour and he replied he would sue his Department friend on to me. A day or two later, he proved his word and the apparent misandrist, Schoutens, with a male colleague called on me without notice. She heard me out and declared Ryan’s longer tenancy was proof positive of his lamb-like innocence.

The hard done by Ryan moved to his recently deceased mother’s flat in the same precinct, ostensibly because of its telephone plug, but it was on a whim to avoid my presence and was granted instantly by biased Housing staff. Every attempt I’ve made for a move to escape motor vehicle, industrial and cigarette smoke toxins are met with demands for a doctor’s certificate to justify such a move. Ryan’s level of credulity intrigued me from the beginning and his myriad peccadillo made a novella.

The very offensive Bruce was next to occupy No. 6. In another life he might have been master of making a clean snot with a thumb against one nostril, but every tilt at this practice nowadays ends drastically with the matter being wiped on to railings or walls and his expectoration lobbing where-ever it may. His inadequately rinsed, hand-washed attire created great stench in summer as it dried over veranda items. The general unrest with his hygiene shortcomings and their possible flow-on consequences led to a tenants meeting which, on its conclusion, a female staff member privately admonished me for my intolerance as Bruce was, she stressed, a relatively new tenant and I could have been more sympathetic to his needs.

For a Qld. public servant, her co-chair was unusually enlightened, an outsider amongst the ruffians, drug users and drunks and was probably sent to Coventry and then to Quilpie for telling the sanctimonious Bruce and his new best genteel friend, Ryan that their cussing complaints paled into insignificance when compared to that emanating from any primary schoolyard in the country.

The rsl endorsed love-child of the decade, Garvens was the next major trash to enforce my acceptance of the Hindu sect’s belief that hell is life as we know it; being suffered right here, on Earth, in this lifetime, this minute and with death, Nirvana brings eternal reward. Why this cunning and conniving, criminal psychopath and cherished bubble-wrapped excreta is admired while many genuine RSL people could be honoured has been featured elsewhere, but there’s a few thousand unused words awaiting in the wings. Even the police who work hand in glove with the crooked rsl were unable to falsify an assault charge against me to appease Garven. RSL criminal associate and NLP stooge, Adelaide, then talked the situation over with her crooked Woodridge compatriots and dredged-up the oft-used scare tactic of Housing sycophants, by issuing an illegal eviction notice.

Garven’s psychosomatically diseased mind and body brought about his premature departure. QBuild, followed Murphy’s instructions to the letter and propelled by the joint animosities of Kimberley and Schoutens had the ideal chance to inflict on the residents, but essentially on me, more of that which has such an adverse affect on the pulmonaries of susceptible oldies, namely unnecessary use of strong paints and adhesive toxins, long barred from use in areas habituated by pensioners, but in all complexes, I suspect.

The garden contractor, for the first time in memory was instructed to use poison on the lawn-weed bindii. Another costly Qbuild Maintenance move to use up and dispose of a gross abundance of maintenance money. No bare children’s feet will disrupt a blade on these treated grounds.

What follows are my p.c. observations on the stasi queen who took Garvens flat:

Monday, November 15, 2010.

Something cooks! The most unlikeliest candidate for H.C. accommodation today. Far too polite and ever so cultured. His brag list, the usual ; 25 y. resident of the States; a daughter pictured with a formerly top sportsman,or was she the sportstype? his prize-winning portrait and association with the arts and abiding attachment to American football. You could well and truely say, ” more of the same.” Another unmitigated ego-tripper who knows not shame, introducing the morons to how life should be led. All this from a newly arrived H.C. dweller.

Convienently deaf woman friend Lucy, sat on top stair while he kefuffled about. She and I exchanged forgettable niceties. He was very quick to chat with Yvonne, and I’ll bet my ugly visage graced a few of his new surrounds pictures.
He, Dale, represents whom–what? If it smells like stazi, it probably is. In a POW camp, he’d be cold meat by now.
His curiosity as to true north interests me also.
My admission to owning a car pleased her and I soon learned that the vehicle they arrived in was hers.

Sat. Nov. 20: Dale brings in bits and pieces. A huge removal truck with the rest of his shit on Tuesday 23.
This Dale much different, yet much the same as all others. Everything must be about him and how his arrival brings with him enlightenment and knowledge to be shared among the uneducated rabble. Making out he didn’t know the masthead diff. of CM & B.Times adds to the query.
It was agreed that after his new frig. was delivered on Wed that I would take him shopping. During the day he knocked on my door and asked me to accept delivery of frig while he went off with his shopping trolly to pay for the frig and do shopping, so I don’t offer him any assistance now.

Claims he bussed to Bris. Thur 25. Was back at 1300 hrs. round trip takes 4 hrs without conducting business and no bus to accomplish the return trip. The Dale is just another fraud. Have printed time-table to produce at the appropriate moment.
His fly-door slamming is unnatural. Deliberate? Ryan did this, if its planned, then a battle will ensue. The ignoramous’s actions are rsl template and sanctioned, I’ll wager.

Mon. 29. Four return trips between slamming fly doors this a.m. The peace was short. He inveigled his way into Yvonne’s after the door slamming, or is it job buddies exchanging notes?

Tues 30. … he be stasi or independent. It’s about him, a know-all and apt Larry Pettums buddy who should, if they haven’t already, come together and discuss joint Amercian exploits. Slamming fly doors; outrageously loud mobile manners. (I’m important, just listen to my transactions!) Who gives a rats about his self-importance?

The annoyances of this fellow echo the irritations of the former occupier, Garvens. I laid the bait when I let-on that the carpet was heavily and irreversibly stained with my blood. The next inspection will undoubtedly include an under mat search seeking out the errant bit.

Tues arvo… Asked Dale if his noise was a message and he was surprised that he had created such an impression. Things have settled into relative quietness.

Sat. Dec. 4. When leaving to visit Cath. he declined invite to accompany me, mentioning a phone call.
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REMOVE CROOKED BUREAUCRATS AND YOU WOULD REMOVE BLIGH.

December 28, 2010

It was while clicking through StumbleUpon that I came across the open invitation to start a WordPress site and after some misgivings, a few starts and stops, and by following directions, got this far, which means its sheer construction simplicity and ease of use allows even your average baboon, as they say, to publicise his opinion, and in my case, does. The mental stimulation of getting a post to screen displaces that used on the daily crossword and over a year the unspent newspaper cash allows for a frivolous purchase or two.

A mature-age student nephew, by being youngish, still can’t be dissuaded from the fact that he doesn’t hold the font of all wisdom. I, by his age of 40, and without youthful petty theft form, had grudgingly accepted there might be one or two unworthy subjects not within my area of interest, but this prick had solicited my comment to a then contentious topic his blog was pushing. He showed his appreciation by being overly unkind to my sought-for opinion. I reacted by knocking-up a now, much neglected, sub-domain, (http://johnstheword.wordpress.com/) calling it Comment On Queensland and ran a three-part reply.

AUSTRALIANS dumbed-down. Dear Ben, (Part One.)

When the time came to put a heading on this site’s previous post, its reviled subject matter of Queensland Housing public servants demanded a like title and what could be more apt and derogatory than the steadfast, old-fashioned one I dug from the past? It is precise, explanatory in a single word and worked well into the eighties without being euphemised when covens of hate hags and their timid associates had to be amused. We must stop pussy-footing around and return to basics and restore a normalcy and decency of sorts to our lives.

Should the Housing Department’s financial affairs be properly audited, I’ll bet the AG gets a hefty bonus to do a Star Trek job on their jacked-up paperwork and shove them into another dimension. How they can justify the huge staff of idlers let alone the cream they steal; the vast amount of money wasted on absolutely stupid projects simply to unload money, and the nefarious under-cover activities, would take some pretty slick rearranging of numbers. I refer especially to the use by some elements of the Housing Department to bring in eviction tenants to play mind games with decent people and grind them down mentally until they move away.

It is the likes of the present Queensland Government that spawns, creates and sustains the blighted society that is inflicted upon decent people. The Greeks noted that the community was only as good as its rulers and the general corruption and badness and the greed about us reflects the George Street influence. Corruption spreads as inevitably it must, to criminal elements operating from any Government Department. Housing Department lesser criminal operating out of Woodridge protect their illegally acquired perks as do Cabinet criminals. Gordon Nuttall took the fall as much for his Executive pals as for himself. I don’t plan to be displaced to satisfy Woodridge based criminals.

Private home visits by the O’Briens and foot in the door Schoutens, covert mentioning of how the mental assessment provision is used to suppress and mute public housing ‘clients.’ Harassing and threatening phone calls by the Kyms, acting for the Murphys and for themselves echoes early thirties Germany which means it should be exposed this instant. If I become mute, it won’t be because I have been silenced but because I’ve got to get serious with the revisions of my hand-written diary.

Google the word, cunt , and find many pages of references to the magic word. The more specific Wiki had but two; Venezuelans adroitly use the word to describe the very subject of this story; a posturing old queen pretending an intellectual level of which he can only dream. These Housing precincts, I am certain, are made for aging pretenders; Walter Mitty’s last stand, as it were. The temptation to use the handy Quixote analogy here was quickly binned as I’ve yet to come across a single one of these bastards (cunts)? whose concerns are absolutely and totally altruistic. The venal, self interest inmates with their covert machinations, are so like their keepers that an outsider like me could be excused for assuming this precinct is the repository for superannuated Housing Department hacks.

The devious and manipulative Housing crooks from the Woodridge office live in fear of disclosure and organise eviction tenant transfers to dislocate those they fear might bring this about. I have mentioned elsewhere Larry Pettums from No. 9, whose embargoed surname remains so, as a valued and professional fifth columnist. A former, very active compatriot of Pettums, Paul Cowan, moved to the Sunsnine Coast under the auspices, he claimed, of the Housing Department who needed his expertise. One can imagine the type of expertise that attracts a person of his ilk: Agents Provocateur, Cranmer and a Frenchman stabbed in a bathtub. And a Yank turncoat…

Nonsense talk was par for Cowan whose inherent need for respect, the need to be seen as a man of substance and importance was automatically laughed off. But! Experience has taught me to ignore my strong prescience at peril. Awakening suspicions, fed by the obvious, for instance; a garden shed for Larry Pettum’s private use and two Planning Department representatives ( reg no. and times available) summonsed to arrange construction approval and authorise big spending on bedding material for a private road to his secluded flat, most of which has been swept away. Another QBuild/Housing method of unloading cash. To mangle an American adage, “If you can’t take it home with you, destroy it.”

My request to Housing person, Celeste Turner on 25/11/2009 at about 0925 hours, for an application form for permission to erect a garden shed has yet to be remitted despite her positive assurances. As well, my complaint of outside interference to my electric supply be remedied by meter-box readers being instructed to secure the lock-equipped meter-box doors has yet to be acted on.

The novelty of a nicotine-free neighbour soon pales after one considers the uneven trade-off. Garvens stressed his importance by making very loud phantom phone calls organising imaginary pickups for the rsl who had given him a casual position doing sub jobs for the Ambulance Service. The drivel was very audible when it emanated from the adjoining bathroom. Garvens soon learnt the discomfort his smoking inflicted and lit up as he left, had a few puffs before descending the steps. On his return, he lit up before entering his flat. You hardly need my prompting to understand the chances of smoke drift is much enhanced.

The latest import is your typical ancient, garden variety old queen, from the outside that is. I thought, hello, this effusive old humbug, spruiking ‘culture’ might introduce a new era of serenity and peace. Like every other importation, there is nothing he doesn’t know and by his very arrival, the community will rise from its antediluvian darkness. Shun him however, for without exception, every newcomer knows they bring never before seen trinkets from the new world, or scratch him ever so gently and what do you find? You will find, me luvvies, a normal Housing Commission mentality.

This fellow had declared that after some time in a Merrimac assisted pensioner residence, where he was left with an inadequate 30 – 40 bucks a fortnight, this new place is indeed where he will die. My memory recalls baby events from the age of nine or ten months and I have no patience for shit like this who estimates my iq as low as his.

The first exposure to his vanity came early when I was assisting his unloading; an unremarkable self-portrait in the primitive style. “I like it, it’s good, one of my best.” he profusely offered, adding, “I trained under Joe Blough.” I was already tiring of this old pretender. He twice chipped me for errant pronunciation. “Can’t help it, comes naturally. Taught grammer at various USA Universities.” He was pretty near Harvard Emeritus Journalist Professor, I was supposed to swallow. I opined how 25 years in the States should have had a greater reward than a dismal public housing hole. Various boring excuses were delivered. Who cares ? The piece of shit was already on my ‘get rooted’ list.

The H.C. mentality came to the fore when out comes the mobile and talk loudly into it. Is it to advertise their adeptness at poking a finger or to otherwise advertise their brilliance by yelling into the bastard. “I don’t want to hear your bank details from my residence,” I advised him of the annoyance. “Can’t help it,” he announced with a straight face, “I project as I do because of the actor training under the acclaimed so and so.” I fib not. One does not have to with these frauds.

By the end of the second day a clearer picture of the true Dale was emerging and when the nosey and nasty Hydee asked my opinion of him, I truthfully replied the only good thing so far was the absence of cigarette smoke and the rest remains to be seen. I was being summonsed into his flat to admire this and that; it was all about him, him and him. I got the drop on him once and coaxed him to view my Google Earth picture of the remote spot I would have rented, had broadband and SBS been available.

Two days later the obstreperous, mobile-screaming, hate fuelled Hydee wished me to the place that I had revealed to one person only, Woodford. Quite remarkable! He has a compulsion to run to anybody with ‘secrets.’ Can the duo have trust in each other? The fallout should be interesting.

This old queen felt compelled to tell me that his sports-loving child this and that, but I reckon he has sat on more dick than chairs. Not that there’s anything wrong with a change, and it seems to be in vogue. I tried it as a youth and limped for a month. I suppose though, a mince is more elegant than a limp.

He reacts like a piqued old queen when he can’t get agreement and adoration over any and everything. He expected wide-eyed adherents at foot and when the preferred mullah/tutor image was rebuked, the pretence of manners died as did the culture angle and a spiteful, nasty, vindictive and retributive old queen emerged. This prick is your typical, posturing loud mouthed mobile phone user, no different to any other self-denuded dead-beat who ends-up in these places-

DELUGE AT WOODHILL CEMETERY.

January 4, 2011

I visit a grave-site at Woodhill cemetery regularly to have a chat and refreshen the p.v.c. vase with “real” evergreens, plastic and cloth not acceptable, thank you very much. Buying flowers and specifically roses, went out the window way back, select picks from the surrounds are readily available and last until the next visit. My Cathy would never tolerate bodgie plastic stuff and I oblige to this day. It’ll be a long drought after I cark it. The prime purpose of the first seven or eight year’s visits was to alleviate somehow, a dread loneliness. On special occasions, like birthdays and Christmas, I’d take a pot of proper tea, sit on one of those old concrete plots, and give a progressive commentary on our chances as I rubbed-off a scratchies numbers, just as we did on Christmas and birthdays past.

Trimming couch grass runners before they snake over the plaque and gouging weed roots now going mental with the agreeable conditions is a little bit of fussing like flicking imaginary stuff off a partner’s clothing. You never win with weeds whether wet or dry, but that’s not news. Christmas is when busy, and perhaps slightly remorseful acquaintances find some quiet time to call on old friends and relatives.

Christmas was big, big, big with Cath. and started early November when the tree went up and concluded reluctantly well into the new year. Nowadays, a day or two before the 25 th I put the top of the tree with its silver star into a plaque surround hole and place Cath’s last purchase of a plastic Santa in his sleigh, leading pairs of reindeer around the plaque and remove them much sooner than desired because of a vandal visit.

A normal wet should have presented the cemetery visitor a green and soft perspective, different to the harsh Christmases of the last 13 or 14 years. Relatives and friends visiting Woodhill would have been taken aback by the subsidence and the dislodgement of plaques after the heavy rainfall. Would like to remind able-bodied people who can use a wheelbarrow and shovel, with loved ones at privately owned cemeteries like Woodhill, that all general upkeep, and that relates especially to mowing, is on a voluntary basis.

The repair is not as daunting as it seems; I used a couple of $1 buckets to walk the dirt from the heap; the shovel as lever to raise the plaque level and to pack the soil under, and buggar me! I had accomplished the day’s feel-good mission in a half an hour. This is the cemetery from which a small water tank, installed for use by flower bearing visitors was stolen. Let’s assist the curator and tart-up the forlorn plots if they remain neglected for too long.

A PSYCHIATRIC PUPPETEER IS PULLING STRINGS… Miss Marple, we need you. Republished.

August 18, 2011

Queensland Housing Woodridge; A Select Club For Psychopaths, Megalomaniacs and Queensland Stasi Headquarters.

Acknowledgment and appreciation to the hereunder url for their insight on Mother Dale, Queensland Housing and QBuild.

When we think of the word psychopath, images from The Shining, Silence of the Lambs or Texas Chainsaw Massacre may come to mind. But in reality, psychopaths are harder to spot in a crowd than one might think (hint: he’s usually not the crazy-eyed guy in the black trench coat). Here is a definition of a psychopath and as you are reading, ask yourself if this describes anyone that you know personally: “A social predator who charms, manipulates and ruthlessly plows their way through life…completely lacking in feelings for others, they selfishly take what they want and do as they please, violating social norms and expectations without the slightest sense of guilt or regret (Hare, 2003, xi).”

Odds are you know someone or have been acquainted with someone that comes close to this description (someone who perhaps resembles the character Gordon Gekko from the 1987 movie Wall Street) and, yet that person is not running amuck on a killing spree or serving time in a jail cell. If this is the case, this person would probably qualify as a “successful psychopath.” A successful psychopath is someone who fits the criteria of a psychopath, but is largely successful in their exploitations and so is able to avoid getting caught. Such people may be lawyers, professors, or politicians, and given the recent headlines, likely to have a permanent address on Wall Street.

Unskilled And Unaware Of Their Own Incompetence.

Illusory superiority is a cognitive bias that causes people to overestimate their positive qualities and abilities and to underestimate their negative qualities, relative to others. This is evident in a variety of areas including intelligence, performance on tasks or tests and the possession of desirable characteristics or personality traits. It is one of many positive illusions relating to the self, and is a phenomenon studied in social psychology.

Illusory superiority is often referred to as the above average effect. Other terms include superiority bias, leniency error, sense of relative superiority, the primus inter pares effect,[1] and the Lake Wobegon effect (named after Garrison Keillor’s fictional town where “all the children are above average”). The phrase “illusory superiority” was first used by Van Yperen and Buunk in 1991.[1]

“I’m in with QBuild. Get us a few loads of granite for me private road and I’ll make it worth your while.”

Bullies are by definition objectionable, pain in the neck, annoying creatures but differ somewhat from the mental image of a stroppy schoolkid biffing an inoffensive peer. In this housing precinct diagonally opposite Beaudesert High School, older citizens like Larry Hurst utilizes the barely perceptible passing shoulder bump, but it is his fifth column involvement with ethic deprived Woodridge Housing personnel, to whom I refer in these posts, where his malevolence is approved. Only a tenant with special Housing friends has the influence to command the Planning Department (car registration and times to be dropped in)to authorize loads of decomposed granite to upgrade his private road, now well and truly washed away.

The weird RSL dependent and trouble-maker, Garvey, a nicotine devotee extraordinaire, life’s failure and polluter of no.6 preceding the eviction tenant, Dale Woodward, stressed his importance per the dunce’s best friend; a mobile phone, and it doesn’t matter whether the device is real or imaginary. Garvey polished a diminished ego and stressed his importance by organizing virtual pickup rosters for the Ambulance Service and he did it most audibly from his bathroom window. This fellow soon learned the discomfort his smoking caused and lit up as he left his premises, leaving behind a swirl of smoke to hopefully drift into my flat. On his return the reverse, he blew smoke around like stage fog before entering the flat. The chances of smoke drift and irritation is much enhanced.

“I’m Mother Dale, I’m here to enlighten you.”

Despite first appearances, Mother Dale is not your typical self-important, garden variety old queen who you can dismiss at will. During his settling-in, I continued to assist in various ways, and was often summonsed to look at and praise various of his life’s highlights as he unpacked them. It was a one-way admiration society however; his carefully staged disdain of my proffered interests too obvious and too fixed to dislodge. There would be no bartering of compliments with this most devious of queens. An earlier professed knowledge on blog-site construction and use didn’t manifest itself. I explained how extending the edit page to the max. 1,000 lines didn’t beat the jerking and jumping that hampered the editing of end paragraphs and was surprised when he asked what I meant by ‘editing.’

“Me name’s Dale and don’t you forget it.”

Intense ego-trippers have no idea their intellectual limits aren’t spread as wide as they perceive and their sense of the ridiculous undeveloped. The comment seemed like a failed attempt at humour. My mobile phone, last used about three years ago, serves a duel purpose; in the event of breakdown, and as I am ever searching for a decent place to live, as a radio tester for broadband. Mother Dale, such is the area, has reception difficulties, believing the system operates on the crystal set principle, and even after an agreeable spot has been located, still seems obliged to scream most annoyingly into the thing, a common fault of the stubborn thick-head who have a hoodoo-like affinity with the device. He and his fellow idiots have a comprehension deficit on how their utterly worthless vocals are amplified.

“Hey everybody, I’m a Professor of the wank…”

The first exposure to his vanity came early when I was assisting his unloading; an unremarkable self-portrait by an adherent of the primitive movement, his only style, “I like it, it’s good, one of my best.” he profusely offered, adding, “I trained under Joe Blough.” I was already tiring of this old pretender. He twice chipped me for alleged errant pronunciation. “Can’t help it, comes naturally. Taught grammar at various USA Universities.” He was far too erudite to tolerate mere mortals, pretty near Harvard Emeritus Journalist Professor, I was supposed to believe. I opined how 25 years in the States should have had a greater reward than a grubby public housing hole in the uninspiring and dismal Queensland town of Beaudesert. Various unbelievable excuses were offered. Who cares? This inflated mouth was already firmly implanted on my ‘get rooted’ list.

“Hey everybody, I’m a Ham…”

The H.C. mentality came to the fore when out comes the mobile and talk loudly into it. Is it to advertise their adeptness at poking a finger or to otherwise advertise their brilliance by yelling into the bastard. “I don’t want to hear your bank details or your friend’s troubles from my residence,” I advised him of the annoyance. “Can’t help it,” he announced with a straight face, “I project as I do because of the actor training under the acclaimed so and so.” I fib not. One does not have to with these frauds.

By the end of the second day a clearer picture of the real Woodums was emerging and when the nosey and nasty baby-eating reincarnation of Valmae Fay Beck, Hydee, asked my opinion of him, I truthfully replied the only good thing so far was the absence of cigarette smoke and the rest remains to be seen. I was being summonsed into his flat to admire this and that; it was all about him, him and him. I got the drop on him once and coaxed him to view my Google Earth picture of the remote spot I would have rented, had broadband and SBS been available.

“Hey everybody, I’m a Housing Commission dobber…”

Two days later on Monday, December 13, 2010, the obstreperous, mobile-screaming, hate fueled Hydee waylaid me at Coles and wished me to the place of which I had revealed to but one person. This duo’s bust-up of the mouths should be interesting, if not noisy. Quite remarkable! Being friendless, his compulsion urges him to reveal his perceived enemies ‘secrets’ without discretion. His movements are inborn stasi and would have most certainly attracted the admiration of Woodridge spy chief and fifth column recruiter, Kimberley Hillhouse, definitely a product of deep-seated Labor Government thuggery and deviousness, now under the protection of, and the encouragement of Struthers.

The mail I have is that after the psychiatric Woodward spent a few years incarcerated, he was dispatched to Westminster Aged Hostel, an assisted pensioner residence at Merrimac on the Gold Coast where he remained until he proved a degree of self-reliability. He was left with an inadequate 30 – 40 bucks a fortnight and by taking residence at this so loved army camp in Beaudesert, he feels qualified to inflict his thoughts and opinions on the plebeians. My memory recalls baby events from the age of nine or ten months which precludes my having too much patience with drongoes like this shit-head.

If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.

Love from Les.

BEAMISH-WHITE ME A DOSE OF THE SHITS, SCOTTY.

January 14, 2011

Any frontal attack on ignorance is bound to fail because the masses are always ready to defend their most precious possession… their ignorance.

I made a computer click too far, a repetition of earlier balls-ups that caused great angst then, but with ying and yang playing their games, what can one do? We’ve been told since the year dot to return to the game with fighting vengeance, so I do, as always. Fate proves there is a predetermined path for each individual, and I buy that. Those smart-arse segues will never be exactly replicated and I would like to believe the two unfinished anecdotes from a demolished folder don’t suffer too great a bibliographic purgatory.

When you are making an eulogistic finale to the last family branch in whom you had any interest or contact, even a very busy person would have difficulty in forgetting the small print. What does the sur-name Beamish-White do to you? Instant diarrhea? How do you keep a straight face when firstly, you hear there exists one so-named; secondly, is about to inflict such bull-shit on the family tree, and thirdly and certainly not finally, will the only-begotten I.T. expert be as far, or further, up his fundamental than the mental image depicts?

Mother Dale put on quite a high-camp performance Wednesday arvo after the pimps met her out front with that day’s blogpost; her anguished cries alternated with excited whoops to be replaced by a couple of hours of pumped-up sound; and then the inevitable jabbing of poxy fingers into the dickhead’s best mate as he made arrangements for the Commonwealth Police to haul me to slanderer’s prison. I, in retaliation, should seek his banishment from theatre-land for over-acting, but I wouldn’t think of doing anything so spiteful. It was a jolly good show and I suspect there are many more on the way.

Why are most pimps and crawlers usually so morbidly obese? No self-confidence, certainly! I will leave a copy of this post in my open letter-box . The dreadfully ugly tub of lard out front will waddle it around to her leaders.

Lots of love. Les.

QUEENSLAND HOUSING COMMISSION…George Street Sewer Line.

January 21, 2011

Common sense dictates that public ridicule, like the stocks of old England, shamed intransigents into correct behavioral patterns. Statutes that risk humiliating the progeny of parliamentarians, police and newspaper journalists will never see the table. These perfect little future leaders, sprung from the loins of the sagacious will be given the o.k. to booze-up and main and kill at an immature age. At the crash scene, bawling relatives reassure the audience the child speedster who killed, “was the best kid in town.” Name and shame; good idea Davey Jones, will never happen; our nanny state would crucify the victim first.

Let’s hope Queensland Labor Party’s farcically and thoughtlessly named Housing Ministery; it is officially Homelessness, believe it or not…where’s Ripley?… can locate an instructor on procedure to retrain those Housing Commission staff who have adopted Woodridge’s Station Road sheet sniffing principles as a pattern. Flood victims needing assistance will be put on the sliding list and will never see the light of day if they are heard voicing anti-Labor Government sentiments.

Re spent cig. smoke, only way to avoid it is to sleep in the car, I told the childish Rebecca, obeying the gorgon line, most outraged at my ver batim report of abuse. Hillhouse advised I develop my fifth column network. This prime dummy could well be the kernel of such a cell, is not mensa material) opportunistic stasi staffers grasping at my statement that camping under a bridge would be preferable to inhaling day-long tenant cigarette smoke, paint toxins; side-stepping snot on hand-rails and grass, and being subject to raucous, idiotic mobile phone users and assorted bedlam effects. My pleas for a sanity of sorts invoke mental evaluation assessment threats and tenancy quotes from the duplicitous suck-hole, O’Brien especially assigned fascist tyro sent to break my resolve. Another wonder, soiling the oxygen without lighting-up. Simply by taking breath, I invite the ire of thugs, whether they hail from George Street or the gutters of Station Road., or even the purposely imported eviction cretins. Wise people are generally unimpressed, but remain repelled by the stupidity and the turbidity of Government sycophants.

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Schwarten cops a fair bit of stick, but I don’t know the man so can hardly criticise him, but his office is there for all comers, of course. He and Struthers are probably sleep-deprived worrying about the well-being of his clients and how to stem the private dealings of his Woodridge representatives. Before most of his old portfolio was relinquished to the woman, I wrote his office while he held Housing to bitch about a three month, long-winded amateur’s (a QBuild mate) ten failed attempts to make operable a TV antenna. His Chief Of Staff sent me the usual template letter, adding a treatise on correct procedure in addressing a Minister of the Crown, admonished my effrontery and strongly advised that future complaints be directed to a minor Woodridge pant-shiner, Murphy. I did just that and have been soundly ridiculed ever since.

My independent action earned the eternal wrath, not only of the chief of dunces Murphy, but more so, his devoted, bent toadies who felt I should cop third world treatment in silence. I humbly advise you, brothers and sisters, don’t do it, don’t let me be the Pied Piper who led you over a mental cliff. Follow the stand-over advice I got and just get out to quote their instruction. I am one of the few who enjoy the mental stimulation, slight as it is, against uneducated Government nose-pickers. My mate’s death was the ultimate emotional pain, never to be surpassed, so I am ever fortified. I am also stimulated and reinforced by my principles. The retributive mentalities that propel the hate-machinations of H.C. dingo pack leaders Charmaine and Kym can’t affect me in any way. Research work on a far more revealing and hopefully conclusive document is tedious and long and continues.

Walking away from this place would be far, far too easy and a cop-out. The lure would have to be extraordinarily tasty. The Station Road neanderthals do have a difficulty with comprehension and a hundred combined sub-average IQ fabricators would still find it tough to whip one 130+ honest man.

The quoted paragraph on top is an unused CM letter which was going to lead somewhere but I strayed. It could relate to Government encouraged stupidity. I’m wrapping this up because I’ve got a bone in the leg. Love Les.

“GIVE THE MUGS A FIREWORK SHOW… they’ll forget in a week they’ve been screwed.”

January 31, 2011

The Courier Mail, and every TV organisation wish only to talk-up weather events and hope for the worst. 24 NEWS a huge disappointment, as morally bankrupt as the two commercial TV networks. Under this is a rejected CM letter. News Ltd. fear offending their George Street criminal compatriots who will be sharing plenty extra from the folding fallout even as we despair.
Governments must cop the consequence for the proliferation of dickheads. They could aim a series of their wasteful adverts explaining how thinking is not a subversion.

An enormous heap of Housing Commission maintenance cash is wastefully frittered on unnecessary cosmetic jobs simply to empty the pot to qualify for extra funds next disbursement .E.G. Vinyl floors with lots of life in them, replaced at great inconvenience and with toxic fumes besetting the inhabitants. Perfectly good toilets replaced with lower ones, obliging older people to buy over-commodes. Truckloads of unwanted bark dumped on top of residents plants, most of which is now gully fill as are loads of decomposed granite used to placate a H.C. winger for a private road and a $4000 cash payment, plus the paint, for a veranda paint job done only eleven months before. Stop this nonsense which must be happening in every H.C.jurisdiction, and do something different, use it wisely on flood areas.

QUEENSLAND LABOR COCKATRICE PURLOINS H.C. UNITS… then left vacant. Flood stricken need a roof today.

February 3, 2011

The narcissist collects yes people to shore up his weak defenses and to create a common enemy.

I feel rather like I’m doing the Courier Mail’s clarification and correction column on a heavy errata day. When winding up the Beamish-White bit I, on reflection, was churlish and long-winded by referring to the servile informer as I did, when the single succinct descriptive word which was my subject matter on Christmas Day would have sufficed. But then she is after all, just a skittish Bernadette Arnold responding to a psychiatric controller who finds manipulating honest people far less complex than imbuing realism into toy dummies.

Bernadette Arnold became Ev for this dissertation. I don’t think she’s as fearsome and nasty as she tries to make out or would like to be, and had my IQ shared her 70 or so, we might have become friends. I gave her the traitorous Arnold pseudonym because of a betrayal of confidence but the unfortunate lady was simply obeying the herd mentality instinct. In another era, she would be seen jeering the condemned as they were prodded toward the guillotine. The Devil can vouch for the dearth of living souls in a Housing Commission complex who can deny being of the Judas strain.

A new hero makes us all feel protected from the anti-Labor thinkers.

Occasionally, she asked that I fetch milk while downtown, a chore I was delighted to oblige. But next day I was ignored, my greetings wasted; next day on/off. Very erratic, like a long partnership souring. Presuming her to be under pressure from her two cohorts, I did ask on a couple of occasions if I could greet her that day. New number 10 took residence to turn a cosy stasi trinity into our very own G4, he having obtained Mother Dales house key. Uncannily Schwarten-like, his fly-door torture and mobile phone madness, that of his peers. These anti-social qualities, I’m thinking, must now be a proviso of entry to these Labor strongholds.

Ev was told to sever contact with me, so that was a godsend of sorts in that the on again, off again daily sham had run its course. Of the baby-eating clone, I have long-standing friends heavier than she who could never, in a dozen lifetimes, ooze that suppurating phenomena peculiar to the intrinsically corrupt. I don’t notice their above average weight since none of them wish to destroy their friends. I would never think of using such detrimental adjectives and phrases like morbidly obese, gross, thunder-thighs,and the ubiquitous fat cunt, the really naughty one much favoured by the pretentious prude to make an advantageous fuss of and deride the disliked user. I didn’t hesitate, even for a nanosecond, to apply disparaging words on the foul Hidee.

Please do not engage the brain, you are in Queensland!

An introvert and those who would avoid the mental baggage of bitter tenants, and the individual who is repelled by the subjugates Station Road cabal cadres would impose become the subject of innuendo and curtain twitchers at home and the disapproval of Labor’s dyslogistic back-room manipulators. They spend an inordinate amount of cash to discredit a pensioner whose crime was to opine that had the NLP any semblance of spirit, and a thinker or two within their ranks, then every edition of the CM has the ammo per a few contentious subjects that could be expanded on and run with. Jason produced a camera where this event unfolded at the ALP booth on a Saturday market day, and pled with me to pose with his lady friend for a “mate’s photo.” My political allegiance lies with any declared secular chap or whoever looks the chronic also-ran, so I felt honoured to make it to Labor Party infamy.

Stacking 220 Brisbane Road with Labor suck-holes and other cretins.

The four or five dim souls under protection in this precinct do make an inadequate foe. A gross of cretins versus the average iq Les is un-sporting odds, but the instigators are the Marquess of the uneven event. They fear an independent mind or action might jeopardise a slim tenancy thread and would rather be seen garroting their mothers than risk incurring the wrath of the various exulted Commission Frau Schicklgrubers. This Queensland Government accommodation precinct, diagonally opposite Beaudesert High School, is being loaded with assorted crazies, troubled and difficult to place gomerals, obvious sociopath bash artists and pathological liars who must be aware of their excesses. Probably a few chronic drunks, recidivist criminals, anti-social mental cases, and who knows what sex predators their Woodridge pals sneak through the system because of favours owed.

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

All breathing creatures have a natural prescience and we can hone it, encourage it and respect it, but most mortals do with it what they do to truth when it confronts them…they ignore and run from it. How do you heed this gift and be ready for the bucketing awaiting around the next corner? Mother Dale’s first words did in fact alert me that a poseur had come among us. I aired Prince Igor when it became apparent he and friend were about to inspect his future residence. Classical music failed to repel them, a thin ray of hope extinguished. His installation pre-determined. The older of the two, the precious male, left his woman companion sitting on the top stair while he checked in with Ev, a comparatively recent arrival of the standard behemoth stature; a life-long H.C. stalwart and their Bethania apologist on assignment.

The working-class is his own worst enemy.

I slip into dim-wit H.C. mode and unnecessarily check the mail-box. It worked! Ev beckons me to meet Woodford who, she declared, had never before met and they clicked…just like that, all this while he roamed aimlessly in the grounds of a never before seen accommodation block. Fate at work! I have joined Luci on the stairs and are exchanging small talk when Mother Dale fluffs over from his quick contact meet, the Labor Party’s most irresistible and favoured spy-toy clicking away as he ostensibly shoots his new surrounds ensuring my visage is within the frame of a few of them. Next day I retreat from his flat after noticing his notepad camera blinking. This fellow is no friend.

Six or so years back number 6 occupier Ryan, moved to a nearby flat on a whim. The very offensive Bruse moved in. In another life he might have been master of making a clean snot with a thumb against one nostril, but every tilt at this practice nowadays ends drastically with the matter being wiped onto railings or walls and his expectoration lobbing where-ever it may. His inadequately rinsed, hand-washed attire created great stench in summer as it dried over veranda items with the easterlies sweeping the stench from Hades into my flat.

A general unrest of his snotting habits and his overall hygiene lapses led to a tenants meeting which, on its conclusion, a charmless Herr Hitler office girl admonished me for my intolerance of Bruse who after all, she piously declared, was a recent arrival. Her colleague, in an earlier incident involving Ryan’s pre-dawn banging ruckus to ‘scare away the cawing crows’ castigated me for complaining because, and this is not a fib, “Mr. Ryan has been here eight years, and you’ve only just arrived.” The writer is disliked by Station Road guttersnipes for his revulsion and rejection of their unprincipled criminal deeds, but I lack the youth of a Julian Assuage to follow through.

End part one.

BEWARE THE GIFTS OF A QUEENSLAND LABOR GOVERNMENT…They can bring only more pestilence.

February 9, 2011

Gaming finds a man a dupe, and leaves him a knave

Remember when the TAB was expanding from basic each-way punting and gradually introduced the exotics? Our masters were tough but kind, like they didn’t really want the hoi polloi access to new pleasures they might not be able to handle, but punter’s money is the real thing, so it was done slowly, a dribble here, another sensation a month or so later. The Government of the day quite rightly I thought, had assessed the punter as a variety of masturbator, they of the instant gratification, a species that was soon to go bonkers with the introduction of gaming machines.

Goodness gracious me, it wasn’t all that long since Bjerke-Petersen had forbade pubs and the TAB from fraternising within a cooee call. New ways of losing cash, we laughed. And we went ahead and indulged. Well, I found a new way of zapping a posting to the cyber-land Jesus but have my words been savioured or savoured? I’ll never know.

Wiser to keep your silence in the company of dickheads.

When it first happened I, like the mouse, became immobilized as I watched the page fade and disappear. This time, with the stand-by wireless mouse handy, and the screen keyboard, I finished the sentence and prepared to shift the post to another word file when I inadvertently used the disabled keyboard’s control button in conjunction with the screen “v” and cactus! An irreplaceable literary masterpiece lost to posterity. I had given a detailed rundown of the weird assortment of crooks, arsonists, rapists, druggies, paederasts, mother-fuckers, drunks, fraudsters, stand-over merchants and other objectionable creatures within Housing Commission culture. A detailed examination of fellow tenants of this complex is next to be examined and some seem as perverted and repulsive as the formerly mentioned group.

Any eight year old could retrieve the lost material in a few seconds I know, but I am not he, so I limp along with my walking frame and share with my relatives and back friends a range of emotions of the writer from the mildly derisory to complete and utter sneering contempt; the price of being old and ugly, of being too complacent, too indifferent or my indelible revulsion of the herd stupidity too obvious.

Collective wisdom of individual ignorance is S.F.A.

We come now to a mock tenant’s union, formed to award tenures to Housing Commission party hacks for a lifetime of shafting work-mates and disrupting the daily life of well-principled tenants. The Qld. Labor Government funds this sham association and its unctuous concern is to actually mop-up any snippets of information that slipped the attention of a very slick fifth column. At its initialized expense, I gave it the acronym, B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. You could make your own amusement by fitting appropriate words to my jumped-up wordplay. These leeches at P.O. Box 658, Woodridge 4114, if you have dirt you think should complement my file and refer to this site. If you can’t invent gossip, get in touch with the writer as there is much, much more to the old bastard then meets the eye, you know.

Wise men follow their own direction

B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. held a meeting in Beaudesert on Wednesday, 20 May, 2009. I have nothing but revulsion for nonsense crap for the dickheads that we should care like this and was mildly interested at my exclusion from their mailing list. An outsider alerted me of its imminent happening at which I hoped to get a tenant representative’s opinion on my on-going health problems generated by up wind tenant’s cigarette smoke being swept into my flat by the prevailing easterlies. An unconcerned, negative staff moves favoured tenants on a whim, however I was advised, “Just get out,” an unchanged attitude. That was when I decided to stay the duration.

Tenant spokesperson Jean (sur-name will be dropped in if found) wasn’t interested in nicotine related questions, saying the topic was not in her agenda. Her main purpose as a rep. she declared, was to bring information to people like you on what is happening in the world as well as offer tips on economical electricity usage ergo reduce power charges. When an opposition electricity salesman did the rounds of H.C. precincts a week or so after this statement drumming-up trade, only a H.C. snitch would buy the ‘pure chance’ excuse. If she encouraged them to do this for a cut of the till, I’d like to see the C.M.C. take a look at the cogs behind the Housing scenery, i.e. if Anna allows this.

Wilde was right…Youth is wasted on the young.

Her words reflected those that immature and undisciplined Housing staff reserve for tenants appalled by the nanny attitude of barely literate nose-picking Station Road Frau Schicklgrubers. Evidence enough of the unofficial attitude of Housing staff, if not of all its ‘clients,’ then certainly of me, and confirmed the deal I had been copping for years from prejudiced staff was not imaginary. I don’t need a fool’s advice of the route into town. Mental evaluation tests although covered in another post, need a solid looking-at by civil rights aficionados in relation to people in my predicament who receive closet threats by Terry O stand-over merchants. I wait for the shit to hit me before I retaliate in earnest. The hate and bias of Housing staff in a peaceful, full country like ours leaves me flummoxed and I can only hope its origin can be attributed to a misunderstanding. Theirs is the mentality that does away with the Benjamin Franklins of the world.

Good people don’t heed or need the direction of dunces.

Lanarta Jean was aghast at my suggestion that smokers be accommodated in down-wind flats if not in remote separate down-wind buildings and away from pulmonary sufferers who must no longer tolerate ingesting toxins when the situation could be avoided. The Government would never allow this to happen, she avowed. Both ideas extremely offensive to smokers, she sternly advised me. There was not an iota of sympathy for the non-smoker despite the lessor being obliged to allow smoking providing there is no discomfort to fellow tenants. Garvens the protected RSL nut job has been removed, but his madness ruled in this place; attacked me on my veranda.

The police who usually cower to RSL demands laughed him off but not before they got my slant. Had I cctv evidence, I would have been spared police interference and a false vindictive accusation, I explained to the sham union person how I want to install this common, everyday crime preventive unit at my expense. This induced the same shock, horror reaction to my cigarette solution, that such an installation would be offensive to a potential bash artist.

I run out of comfortable editing space, so will post this. There is some Executive Building correspondence to show on this site. H.C. very cunning; their messages made verbally by party cadres. Am locating some interesting munition among a vast collection of recently unearthed material.

Best wishes, Les.

BUY BLIGH’S LINE AND YOU PAY FOREVER.

February 24, 2011

Mach·i·a·vel·li·an

…of, like, or befitting Machiavelli.

…being or acting in accordance with the principles of government analysed in Machiavelli’s, The Prince, in which political expediency is placed above morality and the use of craft and deceit to maintain the authority and carry out the policies of a ruler is described.

Machiavelli is the only political thinker whose name has come into common use for designating a kind of politics, which exists and will continue to exist independently of his influence, a politics guided exclusively by considerations of expediency, which uses all means, fair or foul, iron or poison, for achieving its ends – its end being the aggrandizement of one’s country or fatherland – but also using the fatherland in the service of the self-aggrandizement of the politician or statesman or one’s party.

Thanks to the reliable Wikipedia for that information.

With misfortune about us, I’d like to pose the rhetorical once again to the adherents and practitioners of hate and spite within Queensland Housing: How can you and why you persist in your hurtfulness?

Being the bottom feeders of Governments world-wide with Family Services and the Aged a whisker away for the creme de la creme of fixed Government obtuseness, the Queensland Housing Department is proof positive how fools seek comfort and complacency in the company of their own. The desperate, despicable drug dependent public servant discards, pensioned Fortitude Valley night workers, all become instant experts after a part-time two week course in psychiatry or palmistry. No-hopers seeking both a cohesion and a domination of their overwhelmingly dim clients by offering exclusive fifth column membership. As dense today as were their sub-normal parents on their conception; wasted orgasms and better for humanity, like Onin, had their passion landed upon the ground.

The opening paragraph of this post introduced Housing staff to a word they never used but understood its usage. While South Australian Housing arbitrarily remove black people, their Queensland counter-parts play mind games with a tired old white bastard. What riles these weak grass castle rulers is my revulsion and rejection of Kym’s persuasive argument that I become a participating fifth column founder and generate my own in-office contacts.

The Queensland Housing contingent operating out of Woodridge have given me a rough going-over for seven or so years and I hope to articulate on this site why their nefarious and Machiavellian activities were used on me. I am neither a car-park frantic or a garbage nazi and to paraphrase a long dead British monarch, care not what the people do, only that their actions don’t spook the horses, or in my case, their manufactured noise irritate and grate the senses.

The best laid plans of mice and men…

Put nothing on paper is their operative adage. My land-line phone is unplugged to avoid nuisance calls from the chief protagonist Kym who bellows desperately as I cradle the phone, ” Kym from Housing, I’m Kym from Housing.” The overall expectation from these stand-over termagants, is that unless the renter passively submits to their malevolence, they become as I did, their ongoing and relentless target which stops only on capitulation or certification or of course, with hand-wringing contrition.

Such is the fortune of the State backed poisonous mind, she got one over me while I was awaiting a mechanic’s call. Phone stalking and noise-making is an acceptable M.O. of ridding a tenement of good clients in the private sector I believe, to hasten its absolute vacancy as precursor to a replacement by a multi tenement. In Queensland public housing, that tactic is used to sate the bitter hate of thwarted Frau Schiklegrubers.

The striking resemblance of new no.10 to Schwarten stands out like dog’s balls and warrants my considered thoughts especially on his immediate inter-acting with the three arrivals preceding his. From the start, he would check Mother’s Dales flat during her frequent absences, a task now taken over by the two fat ladies. Why they spend ten minutes on a ten second walk-through while mumbling the while into a mobile could be speculated upon. Mother returned to her residence on January 25 leaving a flat unused which could have been shelter for a genuine homeless person, rather than a standby flat for a stasi cadre. He and his fellow cadres might have finally assumed my spirit stronger than the usual beaten and contrite eviction target and decided little would be gained by persevering with rancorous witch-hunts.

It is not what it seems.

The bonding that brought this foursome together could have been a collective anti-social instinct. A bit of leg-work on my behalf might have proven an earlier acquaintanceship, but educated guesswork is much less bothersome. Mix with accumulated gen on the growing schizophrenic mind-set of the information gathering compulsion of Queensland Labor, stirred with a political luminary’s cousin cutting out a favor as a participating eviction team is not too wild an assumption.

His flat empty for almost two months while he was engaged elsewhere I’d be thinking, hectoring an unwanted but resolute H.C. tenant until he succumbed to the mind-game and did what I was advised to do whenever I mentioned recycled cigarette smoke, ” Just get out.” Rarely occupied Commission flats, reserved for stasi use is seen as acceptable and expected behavior by the Queensland Labor Party’s preoccupation with chicanery, informing and cover-up.

From the medieval comes fief, a parcel or ‘grant’ of land given to a devoted sycophant by an influential knight as reward for fruitful and heavy tax gathering of a suppressed people. Today’s equivalent is somewhat similar in that the deprived dissenter pays heavily by being hounded to the edge by sycophants protecting exclusive franchises presented by a corrupt Queensland Labor Government for services rendered; the fiefdom and the title, Area Manager and his Housing Commission area a fiefdom. They don’t have the right to do this, but they have the power, and in the Labor Party’s handbook, that makes it legitimate.

Cover your Grandmothers, Bruse is on the prowl.

Ev, the re-badged Bernadette Arnold and the disease spreading false accuser, Bruse have co-joined flats. This architectural curiosity has been detailed elsewhere and in essence, condemns pairs of flats to share the others noises and odours, an event that could only be performed harmoniously by identical twins. But those like me on the rough end of the stick are sorely tested by the mobile phone posturing of the likes of the Mother Dales and the Hidees of H.C. precincts and their unwanted theatre of the absurd. The previous no.6 emitted a choking cooking stench that was assuredly rancid fat burning, yet might have wafted from his stove his mummy’s cooking.

When daylight arrives to disturb his nude veranda fun, Bruse is obliged to cover-up, don clothes, and resume some semblance of normalcy. I expect he ventured a peek or two through summer-open windows while having a shake or two with percy. Later in the day he haunts the nearby convalescent home and gets a food handout for his alleged handy-work, but he would have been amply rewarded in other ways.

Age doesn’t necessarily engender wisdom or stupidity innocence. Moral degenerates get their jollies however they can and the advanced age of the unaware targets, rather then deterring foul deeds and thoughts, encourages their spineless depravity. The imagination can only guess at whom he has peeked in the place that should have been a sacred shelter. Bus travelers and drivers who have witnessed Bruses pestering of women at bus-stops and while en route, also tell of the vulgar behavior of the obnoxious baby-eating reincarnation, Harridan Hidee, mouthing-off of an imaginary Walter Mitty directorship of that very same bus company. That simpleton could get a business degrees only via a YouTube down-load where there must be a template for a top-level mobile phone boofhead.

…And none of it mattered, because none of those people knew me well enough to really hit the target. I’ve been insulted lots, but I’ve been criticized very little. And don’t ever confuse the two. An insult is just someone who hates you making a noise to indicate their hatred. A barking dog. Criticism is someone trying to help you, by telling you something about yourself that you were a little too comfortable not knowing.

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Mother Dale, Queen Boof of the amplified household audio returned to the hustings the other day and celebrated his homecoming by dropping a heavy item onto bare floorboards at 0027 hours this day. Was it 24 days of shock treatment or a stasi update on irritating noise production? Five days later, on 23 Feb., he went home again. This stasi prick would be costing the public purse rather than the ALP who is the beneficiary of his efforts. New no. 10 has gone missing a couple of days. Well rewarded by generous benefits, these Labor sheet sniffers. Like McArthur and Mother Dale he returned, featured by his trademarked headlong, frantic rush outside while verbally abusing the mobile.

In a letter to their Beaudesert RSL agency, I acknowledged to the Queensland Housing Commission that this flat precinct fronting the Wongaburra Convalescent facility as a fair choice to lodge the RSL’s myriad IQ deficient and witless dependents given that the place was already so stacked. The covert mind-games used by the Department to force the removal of a decent, but steadfast tenant is on-going and un-necessary when a simple offer of resettlement with financial assistance would have worked for me.

The austere, 1950 era army camp buildings and the surrounds of this precinct have been likened to a prison farm, so I should fit in comfortably if fate so deems. For the dead cheap rent, I am more than satisfied with the place, keeping in mind you get what you pay for. In this case the activities of the inmates besmirch the place. Not forgetting our three or four frontal discussions about his various ways of manufacturing unnecessary noises, desperation induced me to try his crude street rules by slamming a fly door in response to a morning of like from Mother Dale, but its sheer puerility only reflected the stupidity of the protagonist and was unable to continue with that line of retaliation.

Being an adherent of the “live and let live” protocol is a rarely returned principal. My sole misdemeanor form consists of an after hours grog purchase in N.Q, in the sixties, nowhere near good enough for acceptance to Commission culture. Neither has my driver’s licence been in jeopardy. I erred by assuming I was subject to civil right standards; that I had a right to live a lone and untroubled life if I so choose. Unannounced house calls by H.C. Terry with instructions to plug-in my phone and converse with a dunce don’t wash too well with me nor do his clumsy attempts at silencing my mentioning of deliberate, night-long bumps and obviously manufactured disturbances from the adjoining flat. It was inferred that ‘trouble-makers’ like me will be harassed until a mental break-down forces the issue.

Beware the foot-steps in the night

These Labor Party thugs have a legal right to force entrance until 8 P.M. and harassing phone calls by Kym tell me my considered status as a sub-normal disallows such notions as independent thought. Oddly, I thought, with three bible-banging siblings and one a fellow tenant, they don’t ride me to rejoin the flock while my peers give me what-for for being unable to think as they do.

Women have forsaken their femininity for fish-wifery, or was that just an Errol Flynn delusion of the Sherwood Forest movie era? The old dear over the way had lived some time in a dilapidated, but registered bomb as a mobile bag-lady. The shit-box is off the scene and given that it ran like a con-rod had pierced the block, will soon be forgotten. Bec coughed her guts up incessantly for her first forty nights here. She allowed not the slightest consideration to muzzling the noise or harnessing the bacterial blight and therefore stamped her credentials as a worthy H.C. client. After some mending from years of street living and camping in her rooted conveyance, comes the clack of crockery well into the night, like the now obsolete roast-carving oval plates, being constantly washed and rewashed.

I briefly made it to fickle Ev’s confide list, and the next day she on my Arnold list, the mail on time-worn Bec had her pouncing on anything wearing pants to shag like the proverbial rattlesnake despite the ravages that time and circumstance have on a bag-lady. Been living rough for yonks according to out front Ev who likewise, shares her little girl coughing spells with the loud mobile phone habit. Unable or unwilling to heave her grotesque whale meat from a battered, suffering veranda chair to make a quiet and considerate phone communication, she is yet another dunce to find in a mobile phone, an ego booster.

A bone in the leg is detected and will retire for a while. This is not the end. Love Les.

“THOSE WHO WOULD GIVE UP A LITTLE FREEDOM…”

February 28, 2011

Much to the chagrin of a sibling or two, and certainly to those who judge me, I have never denied my naïvety nor my optimistic outlook on life. The detractors label it an unfortunate childishness, a sort of mental retardation, hoping to destroy an old mans spirit, but a pox on all regressive thinkers, I say. It was only recently that I quit wondering what job would most suit me when I grew up, while occupying less than satisfactory positions.

My thinking tells me that I am just a bit over sixty; it doesn’t remind me that the next decade, in the highly unlikely event of its broaching, marks the octogenarian years. It is a fact that age diminishes the youthful fear of expiration and to wake-up one morning dead without that oh-so-tired body to lug around is a wonderment akin perhaps, to a spoilt child’s most selfish Christmas expectations.

It is also a truth that nothing so surprises a man as much his old age. With me, hope springs eternal if you hadn’t noticed, and when blood leaks or spurts from skull apertures I hope my will-power permits me the strength to unscrew a long waiting unopened bourbon bottle and slug it down, a last memento. The nanny arse-holes would be pissed-off that I didn’t mention something like green needle, thus denying them a State, do-good inspired raid for euthanasia material. The fact is that after my St. Augustine conversion, I am ready to repeat my youthful errors, but the flesh needs some convincing.

Twenty or so years ago, at about the time of the first Magic Millions, a horse thief and his daughter stole our stallion and spirited it away. It was a blatant criminal offence but without my partner’s handwritten daily recording of events, we would have been up shit creek in recovering costs and the animal. I learnt well from that and I now keep a hand-written diary of H.C. bias. As good as fingerprints is a ‘running’ hand-written diary, according to legal eagles at the time; very difficult to doctor.

My diary is not of the standard one day to a page variety, but is a spiral bound A4 volume that could take 12 months or three years to fill. The relevant one starts at March 2003, the start of my travails in this place and is in what I call running form, and my research dates from Ayesha Shouters infamous,” I believe Mr. Ryan. He’s been here longer than you,” and thence via a myriad of offences to culminate with nose-picker Kym which can’t be flagged until the material undergoes the mammoth task of revision. The more one examines these old incriminating notes and the deeper my ruminations, the greater the realization that I should have acted on the day and now these little updates are distractions that only delay an ultimate showdown.

With a self-occupied friend like Mother Dale, you don’t need an enemy.

Mother became enchanted with a lanky, bearded father of five’s occupation after blowing him a few times and adopted his tryst’s theatrical interest at about the time of his toxic shock death in May, 1990. One could be forgiven for thinking that Mother Dale would use caution when spraying his bacteria to the wind and suppress, rather than encourage the sound effects emanating from a worthless, diseased body. Constant noise-making to remind unfortunate neighbors of a dismal presence which must be acknowledged is the stamp of an attention seeker, the history of such is littered with the aftermath of loser’s egos. With a third of Housing Commission’s tenants so afflicted, their manufactured noise is the only option for what they perceive a parity of sorts.

It is hard for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.

Lucy Bar, the woman who brought the aging bitch-boy over from Merrimac would be living the life of Riley without the cutting remarks of a failed ham. This independent, educated woman is an accomplished scribe or wordsmith with the ability and training to delve into and complete a research program and gain her PhD/doctorate. Published a dot com story with an accomplice as well. Megalomaniacs thrust into public housing necessitates self-aggrandizement. The anally retentive Woodford’s brag sheet included USA university tutorship, yet was bamboozled at my reference to Arabic numerals. Responded to my wish on how I wouldn’t mind having some writing ability, with a reference to his friend Lucy who “thinks she can write, too.” Woodward would be unable to compliment his dying mother.

Such was the general aversion to these flats, that it was not unusual for two or three of them to remain unoccupied and friendless for months. The difficulty in attracting single status tenants prompted a Housing Dept. think-tank to dispatch an emissary of sorts to test the chances of affected tenants re-locating in order to reshape two adjoining flats into one family sized unit. Nothing came of this skewed idea but for me it was my introduction to close-up Government stupidity and their obvious delight in wallowing in their own ineptness.

The low set, twelve single unit flats occupy three 1950’s Wacol army camp buildings and are positioned east to west, with the gently west-sloping ground meeting the east boundary of the large 124 unit, Wongaburra convalescent complex . The lay of the land added relief to the three buildings by dropping the western half or two units of each building by a half metre or so to accommodate the slope and then moving that half of the building a couple of metres to the south in two of the buildings, and to the north in the middle building in which I occupy the westernmost flat.

This off-setting created and locked-in six pairs of co-joined tenants having no option but to forcibly share each others sounds and all other senses. A blessing perhaps for a duo who have a good relationship, but in an incompatible environment, woe betide the easy-going sufferer. The perverted and cunning among the community make diabolical neighbors. The layout might look good and cosy on plan paper while being discussed in a city office, but in the remote real life, when one party dominates the other, the constant misery makes for a bleak, soul-destroying existence.

The accommodation precinct is situated in openly accessed parkland between the Wongaburra convalescent establishment and a main road artery. I would glance over at the depressing and forlorn flats as I drove past and the prospect of making that place my home seemed like one of life’s retrogressive moves. Even on a fine day, the gloom and doom emanating from this dread place made the prospect of it becoming my home an admission of defeat. I allowed my misplaced optimism to rule my heart by not chasing agreeable accommodation. and my uncanny apprehension of a waiting unpleasantness dogged and troubled me until eventually it become a reality.

The heart sees more than the mind.

I deferred for as long as I could taking the first tentative car loads of possessions to the new place a kilometre from the former, and in hauling lots of stuff, mainly memorabilia, meant many trips in a small car. To undertake that maiden shift was somewhat akin to the staunch British mother’s advice to her newly married daughter of closing the eyes and think of England.

I hadn’t been a flat dweller since my twenties when the closeness of others enhanced the chances of getting laid and life’s fallibleness was shared with peers. In advanced age a different outlook, the nearness of others had become as welcome and as poisonous as London’s 1665 plague and until I had unwittingly borne the deviousness of upwind neighbours, I had no idea of the disadvantages of living in the westernmost abode of a block of flats. A relentless summer sun, I wrongly assumed, might make a kiln, but the double cavity masonry made sure that that didn’t happen. A few tall trees shade a couple of flats while ten or so years back, the complaints of a fifth column tenant of falling autumn leaves brought about the razing of a huge, but out of the way, frangapani tree.

It was the assault on another of the senses that I could never have anticipated; that of odors and the toxins that partners them. The perverted and cunning have learned to utilize the prevailing easterly breezes for diabolically personal reasons. Used fiendishly, great discomfort and health problems can be inflicted on an unsuspecting, downwind tenant. Both ends of the three building complex have brickwork extending to the veranda edges. That means the prevailing easterlies have no option but to sweep tenant’s cigarette smoke and vehicle fumes into westernmost flats. Contrary to bias, the most damaging toxin comes from used cigarette tar with carbon monoxide less noticeable than spent cigarette smoke but leaves a mammal with continual headaches and listlessness.

The mind has more diseases than the body.

A hundred metres to the east runs the Mount Lindsay highway and certain units become the repository of its ever-increasing carbon-monoxide content while the ever-decreasing westerlies only a brief reprieve. For a couple of weeks in August, the winter wind blows in a rare whiff from the nearby fertilizer plant, but has no adverse effect on health. The cigarette smoke and visitors who leave cars idle are a problem, and my plea that parking should be well away from our residences induced a nonsense, bullshit letter of admonishment of speeding within the precinct grounds. Unless the renter is part of the fifth column, suggestions from outsiders are sneered at as part of the belittling ritual and explains why my protests and complaints are chronicled in this forum.

By far though, the greater offender to the senses, and more importantly to the dignity, is the flamboyance and arrogance of the cigarette smoker with the poisoned, sickening fumes of rotting and tarred, ever-coughing bodies of the dying lungs of do or die smoking sickos who, like aids-infested sexual predators, are compelled to inflect their toxins on whoever they can, while they can, and on as many as they can before their hate of order and decency brings them down. What doesn’t get trapped in our pillow-slips and curtains and lungs and books, our walls and our carpets is swept into the convalescent home of 120 plus old people on whose ailing, frail bodies these poisons must be having an adverse effect. Of far greater consequence to any human body are the toxins exhaled by diseased bodies in the form of used cigarette smoke that I am forced to inhale.
Cheers for now, Les.

LANARTA JEAN. Spent cigarette smoke tops MY agenda.

March 4, 2011

220-226 Brisbane Street: Housing Department endorsed hate and dirty Labor Party trickery. A snapshot of existence in a Housing Commission environment.

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Cover your Grandmothers, Bruse prowls the nearby convalescent facility at will.
I rewrite grabs from recent posts:

There is based in Woodridge a mock tenant’s union with tentacles to outlaying places like Beaudesert. It was established to award tenures to Housing Commission party hacks for a lifetime of shafting work-mates and disrupting the daily life of well-principled tenants. The Queensland Labor Government funds this sham association and its unctuous concern is to actually absorb any snippets of information that slipped the attention of a well oiled fifth column. At its acronymned expense, I gave L.A.N.A.R.T.A. the initialized B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. You could make your own amusement by fitting appropriate words to my jumped-up wordplay. These leeches at P.O. Box 658, Woodridge 4114, if you think you have embarrassing but useful material you think should complement my file, and refer to this site. If you can’t invent gossip, get in touch with the writer as there must be much more to the old bastard than assumptions.

Wise men follow their own direction.

B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. held a meeting in Beaudesert on Wednesday, 20 May, 2009. I have nothing but revulsion for this cynical, holier than thou nonsense crap pretending a care for doltish adults whose State-induced nannyism made them that way. I was mildly interested at my exclusion from their mailing list. An outsider alerted me of its imminent happening at which I hoped to get a tenant representative’s opinion on my passive cigarette-related health problems being directly attributed to up-wind cigarette smoke. Biased staff and those on the take, move favored fifth column tenants on a whim, however the advice to me of, “Just get out,” was my worth, and I know a dedicated investigator would tip the bucket on bludgers from Bligh down to Station Road stasi.

Lanarta Jean’s puerile advice reflects her contempt for H.C. tenants; those of immature and undisciplined Housing staff reserve for tenants like me, appalled at the nanny attitude of barely literate nose-picking Station Road Frau Schicklgrubers. Theirs is the mentality that refutes the thinking that impelled past scholars like Benjamin Franklin and Michelangelo, and would have had a torch lit even before the pyre had been prepared for their removal.

Tenant spokesperson Jean (sur-name will be dropped in if found) wasn’t interested in nicotine related questions, stressing the topic was not on her agenda. Does an open forum know such discipline? Her main purpose as a tenant representative, she seriously avowed, was to bring information to people like you, and here I wonder the intent behind the implied put-down; an instantly formed, educated opinion or was there some prompting from Rebecca and the opinionated Shouters?

Jean added that she is present this day to tell me Laze and Gen of Australia, and me only I iterate and not her audience, of what is happening in the world and to offer tips on economical electricity usage, ergo the $4 saved can be redirected into the machines. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the hapless Jean was prompted by up-herself Lady Machiavelia, Hillhouse mentor and rabid misandrist, Frau Schoutens and current title-holder of Rider Haggard’s She throne. Their methods of knavery are well known to observers as to the corrupt practitioners and manipulators of Woodridge’s Queensland Housing Department who use them, and had the community not been denied a decent education, would have been the joke of ten year old children. The collective Station Road girl’s club would be well advised their efforts and threats are illegal and their good luck might eventually wane.

When an Origin opposition electricity salesman did the rounds of H.C. precincts a week or so after Lanarta Jean’s statement looking for new accounts, only a H.C. snitch would buy the ‘pure chance’ excuse. If she encouraged them to do this for a cut of the till, I’d like to see the C.M.C. take a look at the cogs behind the Housing scenery, but it’s unlikely Anna would grant such an indulgence.

Bruse’s third world hygiene habits in part, of snotting at will was the genesis of a tenants ‘meeting’ which resulted in my castigation and the departure of three other affected tenants. Ryan and Bruse swore I tried to run him down; lapped-up and used with glee by HC staff. My stance of staying put has put me in the set-up firing line again, with Bruse in league with out-front Ev colluding to accuse me of verbal abuse. I fear alighting my car near their flats, and am now armed with a voice activated recorder. Purely psychological bullshit. Can’t see it getting me out of the shit against determined agents provocateur.

Ev, the re-badged Bernadette Arnold and the disease spreading false-accuser, Bruse have co-joined flats. This architectural curiosity has been detailed elsewhere and in essence, condemns pairs of flats to share the others noises and odours, an event that could only be performed harmoniously by identical twins. But those like me on the rough end of the stick are sorely tested by the mobile phone posturing of Mother Dale Woodford whose rejected ego won’t believe I am not won over by the trinkets she brought from the new world. The Hidees of H.C. precincts and their unwanted theatre of the absurd. The previous no.6 emitted a choking cooking stench that was assuredly rancid fat burning, yet might have wafted from his stove his mummy’s cooking.

When daylight arrives to disturb his nude veranda fun, Bruse is obliged to cover-up, don clothes, and resume some semblance of normalcy. I expect he ventured a peek or two through summer-open windows while having a shake or two with percy. Later in the day he haunts the nearby convalescent home and gets a food handout for his alleged handy-work, but he would have been amply rewarded in other ways.

Age doesn’t necessarily engender wisdom or stupidity innocence. Moral degenerates get their jollies however they can and the advanced age of the unaware targets, rather then deterring foul deeds and thoughts, encourages their spineless depravity. The imagination can only guess at whom he has peeked in the place that should have been a sacred shelter. Bus travelers and drivers who have witnessed Bruses pestering of women at bus-stops and while en route, also tell of the vulgar behavior of the obnoxious baby-eating reincarnation, Harridan Hidee, mouthing-off of an imaginary Walter Mitty directorship of that very same bus company. That simpleton could get a business degrees only via a YouTube down-load where there must be a template for a top-level strident mobile phone boofhead.

Women have forsaken their femininity for fish-wifery, or was that just an Errol Flynn delusion of the Sherwood Forest movie era? The old dear over the way had lived some time in a dilapidated, but registered bomb as a mobile bag-lady. The shit-box is off the scene and given that it ran like a con-rod had pierced the block, will soon be forgotten. Bev coughed her guts up incessantly for her first forty nights here. She allowed not the slightest consideration to muzzling the noise or harnessing the bacterial blight and therefore stamped her credentials as a desired and worthy H.C. client. After some mending from years of street living and camping in her rooted conveyance, comes the clack of crockery well into the night, like the now obsolete roast-carving oval plates, being constantly rewashed. Many people in her plight are usually thoroughly decent and nice to know if they accept your friendship and you get to sharing confidences. Lots of love, Les.

WONGABURRA NURSING HOME…and to other Retirement Residences.

March 6, 2011

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Living quite near your well-accredited establishment is an aged male person with contemptible personal hygiene. He snots openly and wipes nostril matter on precinct hand railings and walls, and spits on common-area grass.

He has a disarming nude fetish which is practiced pre-dawn on a shared veranda which I witnessed on my early morning paper walk as did the daughter of a former resident of this State accommodation block.

Beaudesert-Browns Plains bus commuters tell of his pestering of women at the terminal and while en route.

Wongaburra management allow this fellow free rein within their complex under the guise of a work-for-food handy-man. I would hope that this seemingly innocuous pursuit requires the same Government clearances and permissions that credited employees are required to possess.

Les Johns.
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BEAMISH-WHITE me a family of nasty pretenders, Scotty.

March 6, 2011

Our Town…not a happy little town.

“Inducing More Cunning, Thieving Bastards…”

Any frontal attack on ignorance is bound to fail because the masses are always ready to defend their most precious possession… their ignorance.

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I made a computer click too far, a repetition of earlier balls-ups that caused great angst then, but with ying and yang playing their games, what can one do? We’ve been told since the year dot to return to the game with fighting vengeance, so I do as always. Fate proves there is a predetermined path for each individual, and I buy that. Those smart-arse segues will never be exactly replicated and I would like to believe the two unfinished anecdotes from a demolished folder don’t suffer too great a bibliographic purgatory.

When you are making an eulogistic finale to the last family branch in whom you had any interest or contact, even a very busy person would have difficulty in forgetting the small print. What does the sur-name Beamish-White do to you? Instant diarrhea? How do you keep a straight face when firstly, you hear there exists one so-named; secondly, is about to inflict such bull-shit on the family tree, and thirdly and certainly not finally, will the only-begotten I.T. expert be as far, or further up his fundamental than the mental image depicts?

“Aunts Up The Cross and in the Chapel on the Hill.”

Mother Dale put on quite a high-camp performance Wednesday arvo after the pimps met her out front with that day’s blogpost; her anguished cries alternated with excited whoops to be replaced by a couple of hours of pumped-up sound; and then the inevitable jabbing of poxy fingers into the dickhead’s best mate as he made arrangements for the Commonwealth Police to haul me to slanderer’s prison. I, in retaliation, should seek his banishment from theatre-land for over-acting, but I wouldn’t think of doing anything so spiteful. It was a jolly good show and I suspect there are many more on the way.

A Psychiatric Puppeteer Is Pulling Strings…Miss Marple we need you.

Why are most pimps and crawlers usually so morbidly obese? No self-confidence, certainly! I will leave a copy of this post in my open letter-box . The dreadfully ugly tub of lard out front will waddle it around to her leaders.

Lots of love. Les.

OUT OF BEAUDESERT…The Road To Christmas Creek.

March 8, 2011

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I whinge too much, I’m told. Attribute blame on the toxic effects of a growing familiarity with the real intent and workings of Government bodies and their employees; that self-promotion and aggrandizement is their raison d’etre, my laugh lines disappear as a result of the forced diet of suspicion and distrust. I offer an old post as an atonement of sorts:

Had a grand piece of inspiration a few weeks back when I enjoyed a pleasant autumn morning drive to Christmas Creek. You and me and the world know that name and its history, but few seem to have made the visit to Beaudesert’s slender claim to fame; the rescuer’s route to a plane crash that an intuitive chap named O’Reilly had a nagging feeling that the plane wreckage was somewhere up there. Well, he was spot-on as we know a few thousand times over.

Along the way some 17 or 18 k’s southwest of town on the right, was one of those old-fashioned farm produce signs selling Queensland Blue potkins at the farm-gate. I couldn’t resist that wording and using the honour box, bought a large pumpkin for $4. The landholder was a few hundred metres or so distant doing farm things, which made asking the derivation of the word rather awkward.

Entering the foot hills at tiny Christmas Creek settlement, there was a miniature, purpose-built western wagon containing lemmons for sale. Three or four kilometres on, over low single lane bridges was the end of the road. Lamington was on another route. Doing the exit circuit, a sign on the left sternly barred my entrance to private property, the track on the right belonged to the ghosts of those long-ago plane searchers and today’s keen hikers. I headed for home and at every bridge approach enjoyed spotting the trickling flow of freshly fallen water hurrying to meet its fate. It was grand being out in rural climes again but a letdown to see cold-hearted local government signs like refuse transfer station heralding the demise of scavengers running the local garbage tips and the wonderful grammatical gems that stemmed from their ‘don’t stuff with us’ signage.

Near Laravale on the way home, I went over a slight dip in the road and the courtesy sign told me I had just crossed Jim Brown Bridge. A bridge over nothing. The long drought’s intensity has lessened lately but dryness is the new norm and the necessity for such a construction over a bog or water-course would be hard to envisage today. At least the name of a long gone identity, who was probably a self-important councilor or a nouveau gentryman, lives on for local history’s sake. In keeping with the times, there would have been much oratory pomp and ceremony on Grand Opening day, the cutting of a ribbon and its gradual decline into insignificance and a trip to the dump one clean-out day. He and the memories of his contemporaries and their children with it.

The namesake was probably a most insistent voice in getting that bridge built over a wet weather impediment of 70 or 80 years ago and might even have been a Dad and Dave-like local councilor. This possibility set off a train of thought. A kilometre or so back toward Christmas Creek, was a side road named Rudd Lane. I mused how the recent P.M. would have been at first humored at the reminder of its existence, but now bored by its sheer retelling.

Of Australian literary interest though, is there an Arthur Hoey Davis connection? On Our Selection short stories were born in 1895 at Greenmount, south of Toowoomba, just over the way if one is a crow. I bet there’s a Snake Gully nearby and a neglected grave with a moldering Mabel resting up.

Nearly home in Beaudesert, I passed a two dollar shop where some years earlier, before the product became unusable, I would nip in to get their dreadful, but cheap product for use as nose tissues. The commodity wasn’t in the usual spot the last time I wanted it, and not prepared to go touring, I appealed to a nearby employee stacking shelves where was the lavatory paper now located. “It would be in stationary,” she solemnly declared. “You use lavatory paper in other regions,” I politely and modestly enlightened her. “Well if that’s what you want,” she admonished, “why didn’t you ask for toilet paper”? It is true, one is always learning. Lots of Love, Les.

KIRRA …A Dog Destroyed To Satisfy Vanity.

March 11, 2011

DEATH OF A DOG.

When there’s a bit of spare in the pocket, I feel good to drop-off a few tins of tucker, or a big bag even, of dog bikkies at the local Animal Welfare shop.

The few physical remembrances of a dead canine mate aren’t all that fewer than that of a human friend. Her manilla envelope read: Kirra Killed: Friday, March 11, 2005.

I visited a place fairly regularly in Greenbank to assist them in various ways. The principals obtained a dog for image sake. They were far too self-centered to be pet-centric, but obtained a pup because such an accoutrement would compliment their business. Over time I became disenchanted with the purely rip-off, cynical and deceptive nature of their goings-on and a fall-out was impending. Its happening was triggered by the disappearance and most certainly, by the putting-down of Kirra, a U.N. mixture but predominantly Alsatian.

Over the four years or so of her life, we became firm mates and we yapped a fair bit. She gave me the attentive and classic quizzical head inclines as she gazed at me. I may well be saying “rabbits” over and over, but the nuances pleased her and genuine dog people know what I’m on about. She would pelt out to greet me while the house residents always upbraided this display of affection and dedication and shooed her away .

A day much like today Friday 11, early autumn and pleasant, was the last time I saw Kirra six years ago. I had been chatting with the cleaner whose dog enjoyed a run with Kirra. She stopped by me every few minutes for a pat and a bit of bullshit. I couldn’t pull myself away from that scene in the back yard. A profound sense that I would never again see her swamped me and I lingered for hours longer than usual before reluctantly driving away, the foreboding heavy with me.

Next morning, the then lady of the house bustled over asking if I had seen Kirra. An obvious pretend show of interest given that I had just driven in. The concern of an utterly false person. She blamed the previous night’s firework noise from the nearby Greenbank country show for Kirra’s disappearance. I saw this as crap and continue to see it as a sham. She was the epitome of self-interest, shagging a tennis name while hubby developed an interest in a Chinese comfort lady during his regular visits to that country. I’m not here to moralize, but every little bit helps.

There’s heaps of pages on this part of my life but a quick anecdote on her pretentious best:

Claimed she and girl-friend wanted a dose of culture. Told her AIDA was at QE2 stadium in all its desert sand and actual elephant glory that night. ” Really don’t think so,” she sniffed,” Too far from the action, we’ll never hear a word.”

Bye for now, Les.
Pet Cemetery And Crematorium.

AT ELECTION TIMES, BLIGH LAUDS OLDIES…Please instruct stasi cadres, that means ALL oldies at ALL times!

March 14, 2011

Her advisers advise well…The electorate’s memory dims after three weeks and a firework show seals a collective stupidity.

One recent Sunday, about February 20, a relatively quiet day went on into mid-afternoon. The inmate’s medication must have been closely adhered to and the continuing outlook was promising. Mother Woodford had done his habitual morning insect-door banging, the kitchen cupboard doors silent and his clicking on whatever stopped. The ham’s theatre-projected eloquence with a dickhead’s best mate also at peace, as was Hidee’s mobile, road fume tolerable; little traffic. It was a rare and old-fashioned Sunday arvo. It was unnaturally pleasant and couldn’t last and it didn’t!

At 2.45 PM the idyllic picture was shattered by the ride-on clanking down the mowing contractor’s loading tracks and continued until the mowing’s conclusion, an hour or so later. With his off-sider brandishing the whining whipper-snipper, a sudden influx of carbon monoxide and noise beset an area where once upon a time common-sense and manners would have reserved such activity to the other six days of the week. Young Housing Commission punks are amused and indifferent to the plight of septuagenarians who won’t lick-arse and from their discomfort these Murphy-led oafs get their jollies.

Eventually, multi-billion dollar State-financed structures will be inappropriately named after today’s mundane planners and wrongly revered as wunderkinds of their day and deserving of the empty courtesy honor.

Eight years ago when I made a dispirited arrival at this precinct, the pointy heads had been hard at work talking-up the place: A directive was issued insisting that residents refer to their little boxes as apartments. The decree was largely ignored of course by residents whose guts had yet to be emotionally beaten from them. Unlike today, some renters had retained a measure of self respect and spoke-up and the hell with the consequences. The back-room wackos were soon to study blue-prints of the 1950′s army-camp replica and considered modifying the co-joined flats into family units and install families in the apartments that no-one wanted.

The overt, in my face happenings, was a gentle introduction to another dimension known as Government stupidity, but the blind assumption that thinkers must be discredited by biased and nasty novices is a revelation that needs urgent resolution. Queensland Government inaction in keeping up with tenancy demand has seen self-important predator queue-jumpers leap to the top. I wonder how that happens and whose retirement fund benefits?

The twelve unit precinct has a three space car park, which I asked of a QBuild repair man the logic in parking some 150 metres or so from his work which, for him, required constant shuffling to and from his van in an everlasting quest for the right part. Acres of unfenced land surround this precinct, a la Greenbank army camp, gave him carte blanch access to drive to site. All tradespeople are told, he avowed, to use the three lot car-park in spite of inconvenience to tenants.

It is a fact of life that an heirachy of sorts exists in any tenement car park in any country, anywhere in the world and a sense of comfort should be encouraged rather than ridiculed. Hitler’s Station Road Frau Schikelgrubers know and play on this undoubted truth. A pack of them once arrived in two cars and took the only spots available when all those empty acres were available. The inconvenience to tenants amused these women who found their Peter’s Level in mundane, low qualified jobs where their conduct is simply a continuation of their intimidatory, school-bullying days.

The unfenced surrounds of the precinct are kept mown with acres of parking space adjacent the bus stop allowing commuters ease of parking should their choice be park and ride. Wongaburra visitors sometimes used the flat’s meagre space and were never too cut up when their gentle lapse was pointed out. Two oldies parked and caught the bus. I hand-printed and signed a polite notice explaining the set-up. And it was from my study window that I witnessed the local lore of the fifth column unfold.

Earned a call from Frau Kym fearing my sub-normal status will next have me slashing tyres. I watched the scenario unfold from my study window; the three major participants, Bruse, Dr. Paul and Larry Pettums clucking away like lay hens. Recorded this some time back, but in need of a rewrite. The noxious Kym featuring.

Even as I wrote this on an early autumn Sunday, Mother Woodford’s fly-door banging re-commenced in earnest. This old queen is not as academically endowed as he implied or computer literate for that matter. When I rued being talked into Windows 7 lamenting the loss of my beloved XP Pro, he was quick to state the obvious of my stupidity, but showed his by declaring I could have downloaded the system as a free plug-in.

Didn’t like my idea that a heavy tome he advocated is best absorbed at the start of adult-hood, not at life’s conclusion when its content is not worth a pinch of shit. Ann Rand’s philosophy and her epic works left him non-plussed. Swore he taught English, not at USA schools, me brothers and sisters, but at tertiary level.

Tend to think he is much like a less than scholarly adult nephew who recently obtained a law degree. On sussing-out each other one matey email day, literature talk had me confiding that the emotional baggage of Lisa of Lambeth and Of Human Bondage took decades to clear from an impressionable young system.

His learned advice was to feed a kinky pain fetish with a dose of Michel Foucault’s Discipline & Punishment, which incidentally I did look up and found morbidly fascinating. Without having the faintest idea of the writer’s work, to this young tyro chappie, a Maugham might well be an exclusive cigar. The unfortunate pro bonos who draw his representation need more so a pact with the devil.

Is a red still hiding under that bed?

Mother Dales is a brain-washed institionalised mind. He’ll do me for an avid Labor Party apparatchik; must obey all Government ordinances re buying second hand electric appliances etc, the Government has forbidden this and that. A truely artistic mind is free-spirited; his edified mind too aloof, akin to his dead mullet eyes. A dedicated cadre this one; an intimidating proletarian in charge of a small cell. A pretence of theatre troupes and puppetry attracts the gullible of any nation, used with great success to hoodwink S.E.Asian communities, and its application in Australia is an essential part of the dumbing-down of citizens and stealthily withdrawing a natural right to think for themselves.

A bit of info I’ve gleaned, and with educated guesswork is that he is an eviction ace behind schedule with a mark and under pressure to meet his contract. The url www.arlindo-correia.com.stasiland has one in six E. Germans used as spies, a target Bligh’s back-room Labor stasi must be close to overhauling. Be ever vigilant. Bye for now.
Lezzo With Love.
ARE HOUSING DUNCES…

WHY HONOUR BLIGH… have we run out of decent people?

March 25, 2011

Drop site:lesjohns.wordpress.com/ into your search bar and discover the extent of Queensland Labor’s maniacal preoccupation for seeking information.

Of the NLP Opposition: Ignorance Is Curable, Stupidity Is Forever.

“It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not.”
André Gide

www.health.qld.gov.au
The above address is self-explanatory, as is their too-generous advertising indulgence. I contacted that department for two reasons. An on-going problem about the neighbour’s spent cigarette smoke fouling my body and my linen and secondly; a Saturday punt at the Beaudesert Hotel was eventually forsaken to the increasingly infested stench after Friday evening’s open-slather, anything goes disco, which could never be adequately tarted-up by Saturday opening time, even if management cared.

Beaudesert Hotel’s court-yard became its smoking area, dead-set in the middle of the premises and whatever the wind direction, so placed were hallways and the general interior layout that the noxious pestilence of spent cigarette smoke pervaded all spaces at any time, but that came about only after the stiffer pub & club by-laws were introduced. The door to the smoke area swings ajar to allow unfettered staff access, an obvious infringement that was surpassed when management ennui and a lot of cunning led to the entrance between the gaming room and smoking left wide open.

Stuff you, you don’t count, you’re in the minority.

My very last clipped visit to this establishment invoked the comment to a ‘manager’ that with such arrogance and open contempt being practiced on mature and sober customers, the long-held revulsion to dobbing-in should be put to one side. ” Go for your life,” I was invited, ” We just tell them the air-conditioner is busted.” He knew the ropes this one. I explained my mission to the woman on the other end of the Health line who wished me good luck and sent a manilla envelope stacked with quit smoking material.

The controversial Premier is typical of her day, vacuous and manipulative, surrounded by committed sycophants well steeped in their own illusory superiority and determined to be among the rulers but knowing nothing of current affairs. Can’t read, can’t spell. The Palin Principle of accepting stupidity as part of Queensland democracy, and the tragedy being that most of the electorate buy the package and her endorsement of a newspaper backed bridge run is proof positive that they are easily and cheaply bought.

“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.”
— Albert Einstein

A recent TV doco. had King Alfred telling an inept adviser to be off and don’t come back until he had studied wisdom. Comparisons were made during the program to indicate how society has regressed in some ways in the thousand year interim. Queensland’s semi-literate Premier Bligh courts non-thinkers, by far the majority of the electorate by colluding with news.com to promote bridge runs and firework shows, while loading big money where it counts. The Murdoch group hasn’t wavered from Qld Labor, so her next election success is writ large.

Do Bligh’s bludgers ever watch the evening news or do their Friday nights start with a mass exodus from the Executive building with a taxi ride to the Valley for a few lines and a belly-full of piss? A return of investigative reporting ought to reveal the percentage of employees caught with the needle in the arm after compulsory drug and grog tests.

I have in mind spiteful decisions affecting individuals and my eight year pariah treatment for seeking a fair hearing of my cigarette smoke complaints. Should they happen upon a tenancy provision hand-book and read it, they will find a tenant distressed by such toxins must have his well-being addressed..

Keeping in mind developments in State politics, will sign-off with a winning hand exclamation from my youthful poker-playing days and uttered as the pot was scooped up: “After the Lord Mayor comes the shit cart.” All the best, Les Johns.

ADORABLE KRISTINA KENEALLY.

March 26, 2011

In fond memory of an agreeable Lady. Comment reprinted from September 7, 2010.

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She had to contend with thrice the number of crooks Queensland has in Housing and Bligh is part of the joke.

The NSW Keneally girl is a real sweetie and cops too much unwarranted flack for former colleague’s stuff-ups. The unfortunate patsie has been at the helm for only five minutes and has earned her soon to be accessed retirement hand-outs. Her marriage into Australian literary royalty justifies the mention of an earlier Australian writer whose strong and compelling novel, POWER WITHOUT GLORY explored every criminal facet that explains the Courier-Mail’s heritage and Government corruption of the early 1900s; could do with an airing where its present replication would gob-smack Frank Hardy, such is the smug acceptance and laissez-faire of Executive crime. The Queensland Premier-looter, on the other hand, has had a decade of plundering and authoring deals with another high-profile corporate criminal with whom she toured the USA and became enamored with Arizona’s pedestrian pull-over laws.

Australians, and Queenslanders in particular, have been trained to adore its openly crooked Cabinet gangsters and copy-cat Mafia crims, public identities who are acknowledged dead-set criminal bash-artists and stand-over merchants. The Courier-Mail supports Labor by talking-up and idolizing past shit like Tom Burns at whom we chuckled for his boating mishaps. He was, ha-ha-ha, a local lovable larrikin and we loved him so.

From his executive desk, a favorite threat to the resolute obstinate who sought a fair go was the warning, “You are always under watch.” The suck-hole tabloid still devote millions of fawning words to arse-holes who should slowly die an up-side down Crucifixion. If justice is to prevail in this State, the George Street Looters Executive Building must lay in ruins surrounded by well-used and bloodied nooses. Voltaire observed that democracy peppered with the occasional assassination might well be a good thing.

LANARTA JEAN RIDES AGAIN… More Stasi Instructions Via Lanarta Jean.

March 28, 2011

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“What is the greatest wonder?

Each day strikes and yet we live as if we were immortal.

This is the greatest wonder.” The Mahasharata.

“All you need in this world is ignorance and confidence, and then your success is assured.”

The recent tongue-in-cheek Mark Twain Award most probably came about by one of his observations:

A couple of weeks ago I got a hastily scrawled, barely legible invite to the annual Public Housing tenants meeting in Beaudesert. It comes up this Wednesday, and my desired absence will be deliberate, but for an astute postman’s deciphering of incorrect numbering, it would have been accidental. The drive behind these “friendly, getting to know you chats” is to lure life’s musty failures into Labor-centric fifth columnists who, after training, don’t miss much. Would not surprise me if skid-marked bedding and pubic hue recorded, and with whom. My grudgingly issued invitation, an unacceptable after-thought which can never be the intended appeasement.

I attended this Bligh Labor Government managed farce two years ago to voice passive nicotine smoke and tenant noise problems and a smug old Party hack, nicknamed Lanarta Jean, assured me that the problems of sub-normals was not on that day’s agenda. Advice in tuning a TV receiver to better acquaint myself with current affairs was available but more importantly, brochures on wise electricity usage would carefully explain how changing my power supplier could be financially beneficial. Having my patience tested with this puerile shit-talk indicates a dim idiot regards me as an equal, or worse, and is playing the dominance game. A couple of weeks later, an opposition power representative to Origin hammered on Commission tenant doors drumming-up trade. As far as I’m concerned his prompting was corruptly inspired.

The meeting’s collection of ten or eleven dumbed-down tenants was matched by as many poo-faced stasi apologists, replicas of the crawling, self-serving cancerous trash that rooted NSW Labor. They clung to the hall’s perimeter like a country dance’s wallflowers. At the conclusion of this bogus meeting, an unpleasant item with a name similar to Shouters threatened to hasten my departure by invoking fire provisions and remove my smoke deflectors. During an unrelated visit QBuild, of whom I have been occasionally unkind by being truthful, saw nothing untoward about my innovative deflectors, their construction or their placement.

QBuild contingent spoke-person sought to ease a non-existent fear which I was expected to show when Housing Commission agents called,”Don’t worry about us, we’re not the other lot, we’re here to check the new floor,” referring to the unnecessary monetary waste of replacing barely worn vinyl flooring. A Housing trait. Evidently these Woodridge Housing grubs enjoy playing Irish lords instilling the fear of eviction into the potato picking serfs.

“Shuduppa you face, you fucking poofter.”

Of Frau Kym Schiklegruber, a compulsive phone pest, I should have counter-acted with an avo. Her phone pestering rendering the item permanently unplugged and useless. An alternative to ADSL being considered for broadband. Another of these base creatures objected to my verbatim quote of a Spanish National foreman’s response asked to tone down his men’s extended vocal noise; “You shut up, you fucking poofter.” he advised me. Nothing much disturbs me nowadays, but I thought, ” Hello, nothing much disturbs me nowadays, but has this prick been reading my mail “?

This girl-child employee to whom I mentioned the incident was at the precinct with an adult Housing person, complained my use of the verbatim quote and my life was further compromised by hateful, unhelpful staff. Not wanting to contend with illegal eviction threats, and fed-up with ten weeks of indifferent or no TV, I sent a missive to Schwarten who then held Housing. TV reception was spasmodic at this time with an established antenna defect. An electrician, a ‘mate’ in on the joke had S.F.A. antenna expertise, obvious after his failed attempts brought only disappointing results. A Brisbane antenna company was dispatched to sort-out the hitch soon after my note to the Executive building and three months of indifferent, scratchy reception was fixed at a price of 2K. and worth every cent to a homebody. Schwarten’s C of Staff, a worldly-wise hard-nut, couldn’t give a rats about everyday vernacular of course, his mortification being reserved for the exclusion of honourable from my note to His Eminence.

Nonsense, nose-picking and less then worldly little girls would be gainfully employed counting paper clips in a remote religious order than make decisions on adults. This skittery type of employee alas, is the best a rotting and rotten Queensland Labor Government can recruit. Those with secretive dealings avoid applying text to paper and deliver threats personally. Stasi tyro inquisitor Terry refused a chair, the intimidating effect of standing supposed to spook the powerless also to give a psychological advantage.

Just record it, worry about the legalities later.

Re-plug your phone was the message from Frau Kym, and take her calls. I asked of him how inappropriate screaming into mobiles outside my flat by two dim tenants might be addressed. Tenancy provisions prevented disparaging comments about fellow tenants which apparently I had just provoked. Effete and useless drop dead empty-headed drongos like this specimen will collectively, hopefully, eventually cause the corrupt Bligh to fall. The fact is, of course, Murray’s harpies won’t loose momentum and victimisation, also known as bullying, of people like me will never let-up. Am exploring recording devices to counter the damage these people try to bring about, but need something more tangible then voice activated recorders. Not an exact science. Replay of Mother Dale’s abnormal noise-making in an oldie’s precinct emerge as a series of clicks and fly-doors bangs, meaningless. Normal play is time-consuming and in law, probably useless. I will add Window 7 toys to my repertoire.

Well before Raguse finally won a seat, about the time I quit denying the malicious machinations of Queensland Labor, Beaudesert’s monthly market in the park attracts budding politicians and their sycophants pre-election, and from yarning with these aspirants came the real meaning of unmitigated and proudly stupid. I suggested to a booth worker how the slack, unimaginative opposition lets the State Labor Government win by default when every issue of the major morning newspaper carries three or four adverse stories that could be picked-up and run with.

My comment so startled the boy Jason who you recall, is on the winning team anyway, that he pulled a camera out of his hat and insisted I pose with his lady friend for a matey shot. Once an avid Labor voter, I seek now to support the candidate most likely to run motherless. Love and best wishes, Les.

HITLER’S DAUGHTERS INVADE BEAUDESERT.

March 30, 2011
QUEENSLAND HOUSING COMMISSION.

National Labor Party President-Apparatchik condones sheet-sniffing…(site:lesjohns.wordpress.com/)

Lucy Bar, the woman who brought aging bitch-boy, Dale Woodums over from Westminster House for Assisted Living would be living the life of Riley without the cutting remarks of a failed ham. This independent, educated woman is an accomplished wordsmith with discipline and nous enough to delve into and complete a research program and gain her PhD. Published a dot com story with an accomplice. Megalomaniacs thrust into public housing necessitates self-aggrandizement. The anally retentive Mother’s brag sheet includes USA tertiary tutorship, yet was bamboozled by a reference to Arabic numerals. Responded to my wish on how I would appreciate some writing ability with a reference to his friend Lucy who “ thinks she can write, too.” Woodums would be unable to compliment his dying mother.

Mother Dale, Queen Boof of the amplified household audio returned to the hustings the other day and celebrated his homecoming by dropping a heavy item onto bare floorboards at 0027 hours. She could have done 24 days of shock treatment or an extended stasi course on irritating noise production. A few days later he returned to Salisbury. This stasi prick would be costing the public purse rather than the ALP who is the beneficiary of his efforts. New no. 10 has gone missing a couple of days. Well rewarded by generous benefits, these Labor sheet sniffers. Like McArthur and Mother Dale he returned, featured by his trademarked hurtling, frantic rush outside while verbally abusing the mobile.

Queen of the hams, Mother Dale is totally stasi cell cadre but if I’m wrong, he will leave today’s recruitment drive, arm in arm with the Frau Schikelgruber of choice as the next Queensland Labor Party spy-chief-in-waiting. My anti-National Socialist olfactories detect already a menacing Station Road Nazi presence.

In a letter to Queensland Housing Commission’s Beaudesert RSL agency, I acknowledged to the NLP card-carrying Victoria that this flat precinct at 220-226 Brisbane Street, between the Wongaburra Convalescent facility and Mt. Lindsay Highway as a fair choice to lodge the RSL’s myriad IQ deficient and witless dependents given that the place was already so stacked. The covert mind-games used by the Department to force the removal of a decent, but steadfast tenant is on-going and un-necessary when a simple offer of resettlement with financial assistance would have worked for me.

The austere, 1950 era army camp buildings and the surrounds of this precinct have been likened to a prison farm, so I should enjoy Palen Creek Prison farm if fate so deems. For the dead cheap rent, I am more than satisfied with this place of abode keeping in mind you get what you pay for. In this case the activities of the inmates besmirch the place. Not forgetting bitch-boy Dale and our three or four face to face discussions about his various ways of manufacturing unnecessary noises, desperation induced me to try his crude street rules by slamming a fly door in response to a morning of like from Mother Dale, but its sheer puerility only reflected the stupidity of the protagonist and I was unable to continue with that line of retaliation.

Being the bottom feeders of Governments world-wide with Family Services and the Aged a whisker away for the creme de la creme of fixed Government obtuseness, the Queensland Housing Department is proof positive how fools seldom differ and bask in the company of their own. The desperate, despicable drug dependent public servant discards, pensioned Fortitude Valley night workers, all become instant experts after doing two-week part-time courses in psychiatry or palmistry. No-hopers seeking both a cohesion and a domination of their overwhelmingly dim clients by offering exclusive fifth column membership. As dense today as were their sub-normal parents on their conception; wasted orgasms and better for humanity, like Onin, had their passion landed upon the ground. Lots of love, Les.

AN INSPECTOR CALLS…Woe is me!

April 4, 2011

Most of Queensland’s purloined cash taken by corrupt ps bludgers

Heaven forbid your over-looking the first day of April back in my olden days of primary education, especially if your own devilish mind had dropped its guard while being preoccupied with wreaking embarrassment on others. Falling prey to a trickster meant a lengthy loss of face as most smart-arses tried an encore if the first dastardly deed got laughs. Cut-off time for cheap kicks was noon and for he who after that tried to make a dupe became himself one. That might not apply these days, perhaps it’s been allowed to slip into a day-long event for fear Labor Governments be thought as offending their lame-brain base by depriving the dickheads of their God-given right to always be amused.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Yogi Berra

Ah, the point scoring attributes of statistics. I’ve already stuck half of those 8 million Australian illiterates in Queensland’s misnamed public service, where the most cretinous become Housing Commission ‘officers,’ an opportune spot from which to hassle their better principled fellows. This morning I am obliged to permit entry to a party of these unscrupulous dunces under the inspection umbrella. That could cover inspection and maintenance of pin head cameras and audio transmitting equipment, but that aspect is generally tended by QBuild agents. And don’t forget the sheets. They might also be here to cherry-pick the best bits.

Cadre queen Dale, ardent fifth columnist absent still, his spy-chief status absolved of normal requirements. Bonus time? His deeds and shafting destroyed lives and tarnished many others, a satisfactory outcome to please Labor Party masters. These stand-over systems can’t work at optimum level unless there is an active fifth column, and laze and gen of Queensland, on this score, they are well organised and know how to cultivate the morally impoverished. Average, every day people like you and me would scoff and snigger at these words, but only the opaque tips are glimpsed.

Kisses, Les.

I run two dated letters from a daily newspaper.

I think something to remember here is that the Bligh government takes all of its actions from the standpoint of supreme self-interest. Whilst these actions/changes are marketed by her and her government as improvements to public life, it has always been evident that the intended consequences are to feather the nests of those brokering such decisions. The concept of freedom is becoming more and more of a daily nonsense – we’re merely living in the illusion of it whilst battling our disgruntlement at excessive state government interventions. Governments trying to be fancy (e.g., the Go Card débâcle among others), does not equate to good or wise governing. Anna Bligh would be wise to take note of public disinterest in her and her poor decisions.
Posted by: spider monkey 19/02/10

The Labor Party in every Australian State has managed to pollute and corrupt both houses Colin, so nothing would be achieved. The cost of setting-up and maintaining a revamped Queensland Legislative Council would divert cash away from the annual bureaucrat payoff. In time and far too late for punishment, history will show that more than half of Bligh's cabinet should have been slotted and that the chief protagonist has a high profile.

Thank you strangers.

INDUCING MORE CUNNING, THIEVING BASTARDS…Beware tainted gifts.

April 8, 2011

OUR TOWN…Not a happy little town.

Would like to remind readers of what was probably the opening paragraph of Steele Rudd’s ( Arthur Hoey Davis) 1908 satirical take on Queensland politics,“Dad In Politics.”

Smith, the member for our district, died one day, and we forgot all about him the next. Not that a politician is ever remembered much after he dies, but Smith had been a blind, bigoted, old Tory, and was better dead. Politicians are mostly better dead, so far as other people and their country is concerned …

Appreciation once again to the invaluable Wikipedia.

Remember that one about empty drums making a profoundly hollow noise? Sadly, that’s how it is in Main Street, Ennytown. The less equipped talking over the top of those who hesitate a few seconds to intelligently consider before making an impulsive retort. Walking away from and avoiding these anti-social boors gives them free rein to become the insufferable Cambell Newmans and the cautious mayor never secretive about the wider picture, ready to tilt at fuller tills. Newman doing a Charlie Sheen, a wind-bag pushing his amusement interest beyond the ho hum, his Peter’s Level exceeded.

Of mundane, domestic interest, my Saturday visits to the library involuntarily suspended after strong implications I risk tarnishing a blameless life by indulging in petty theft. Inquiring on consecutive Saturdays the absence of that days Curious Mail, the third Saturday was set upon and told that stolen chronicles a problem and I could have access only under supervision. Dumb Les again the schumck. I would rather be accused of ram-raiding an ATM machine.

For an anti-confrontational peace lover, I never can comprehend why is it so that the shortest of outings has me arriving home with another conundrum or two. Even a glance from my study window could invoke a committal hearing. I and one other sixtyish, tubby, curmudgeonly Cromwellian look-alike and imitator were the only users of the reading room first thing, he on the dot machine and the one most adept at sowing seeds in contrite, bucolic minds.

Unknown to me initially, I expressed wonderment at the ease an amateur’s letters being used by NY Times and Guardian even before I was conversant with email. Reminding him of my novice status, I reluctantly agreed to ‘edit’ his three emailed stories, every line a paean to the cause. His intro. notes a grammatical and structural mess, an obvious lure. I was livid and had it out with him at the library.

When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads.

This bloke wears an array of hats, significantly that of founding member of a local revamped political party who put an eventual turncoat in Parliament, has now endorsed a mate to grace George Street Looter’s Club. It was a church cap that propelled his belief once too often and the rift. “It’s my job,” he excused his enthusiasm. He may well have used “God made me do it.” I’ve already speculated on yet another hat where a Council building contract to unnecessarily replace a popular faculty has probably been decided.

Newman stands condemned as far as I’m concerned, for reassuring the major State Bureaucratic criminals of their everlasting top-level omnipotence. Contra stitched deals between the new head-man and back-room bastards hiding behind the elected pretenders of democracy, whatever the individual’s take on that word. Whoever the ultimate power-brokers, the status quo won’t change and my naive mind suggests there is little to be gained by exchanging one lot of $1,000 a day rank thieves and bludgers with a similar crew.

I suppose that is a version of democracy at work, rotate the bandits to shush and appease ‘em all. We could be reminded more often of their personal sacrifices to serve the community they love for a miserable $!,000 a day when their real worth in the real world outside George Street would get them much more than tea and biscuit money. Les.

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Pigs Not So Smart To Treat Us As Equals. Churchill Was Close.

April 10, 2011

In late 2007 there was within me a need for self-indulgence and the new toy was a 26 inch LCD Samsung TV, reasoning that a larger screen would overwhelm a compact flat. Wrong again, I realized much too late after the honeymoon and the pox of pixilations. An earlier mention of the ying and yang effect intruded; as the pix intrusion gradually diminished so too did the time take to get a picture to appear, increase. Ring-arounds brought the usual brush-offs, the Indian instructions of where to take and retrieve the apparatus and etc. I gave all that nonsense the forks and to avoid wear and tear on its start-up innards, I simply left the mother powered-up permanently, the $15 or so added to quarterly power a/c negligible and stress-free.

Lost the Channel Seven stable entirely after appendage stations went full-on and an up-dated set-top box made the same sized analogue the set of choice again, mainly for Seven’s sake, but good for sub-titled SBS material while the loop button on the digital provided two or more programmes to watch simultaneously. That became too much like speed reading with the story recall an impossible, at best patchy merge, perhaps ably practiced by a mensa component, beyond me.

The shitty LCD now out of commission and a saner, one box home restored, the novelty of digital sated. You might well wonder where goeth this rumination but a lame disclosure looms. The bit that intrigued me while multi-tuned was the shared movie themes of 7 & 9, current affairs long known they follow each other to same stories, but even with random, unplanned and unlikely programme choices, the coincidences amusing.

The analogy I strain to make relates to a recent post on this site; to a scheduled midday movie this day of Sunday, and to p. 72 of a local quarto where an example of human cross-breeding with pigs should be used to discourage backblock Beaudesertians of the practice.

Ta-ta, Les.

OUR TOWN…Not a happy little town.

April 12, 2011

This story is not about St. Laurence’s College;

I tend to regard the Letterman show as last ditch viewing, to watch when the infomercials are on reruns, but blow me down if I didn’t land on Ch. 10 last night and there was the world’s funniest humourist/actor, Robin Williams jesting with the host on former PM Rudd’s showy admonishment over misplaced patriotism. Such well-scripted interviews being William’s forte and the showman delivered. He made reference to Our Town, a bit rum I thought, for I had just started a Grimm-like fantasy in which Grover’s Corners became a musty and repressed Beaudesert Government tenement for the old and repulsive and its principal players, Garrison Keillor inspired, “all the women nurtured in hate were gross and indecent, all the men without honour, too petrified to think without permission, wishing failure on the confident, and all their children fucked from the moment of conception.”

Garrison Keillor…for a yank, quite amusing.

A mild comment that I am tautological. I’ve tried to untangle the words meaning and concluded it’s a doubter’s snob word to encompass any possible descriptive controversy, akin to having an each-way bet. A religious educator once maintained that even the brightest student benefited by the repetitive or rote method, so would a practitioner nowadays be cautioned? As a primary school kid, once was once too often and I didn’t then give a stuff about the Picts or the Gauls, but never missed an episode of ABC radio’s Search For The Golden Boomerang. I and my peers haunted public libraries in vain quests to access the adult section that we may get a cheap pre-pubescent thrill of seeing the magic of copulative words in print.

Don’t know who should be attributed the under quote but when you examine the results such freedom has wrought, the pro argument has holes:

Passive acceptance of the teacher’s wisdom is easy to most boys and girls. It involves no effort of independent thought, and seems rational because the teacher knows more than his pupils; it is moreover the way to win the favour of the teacher unless he is a very exceptional man. Yet the habit of passive acceptance is a disastrous one in later life. It causes man to seek and to accept a leader, and to accept as a leader whoever is established in that position.

My detestation of the system and its forlorn wasted hours saw me out of it before finishing the last year of primary school. My parents, my teachers and myself made a contented tripartite when I walked free. A former friend, well off, did it differently in a different era. He sent his nasty, insolent dunce to St. Laurence’s to emerge with the diminished personality of his calculating, most fiendish of mothers, but the paper-work proving his presence at that establishment will open doors that seldom interest the prudent performer.

Pet Cemetery And Crematorium.

Wishing for an outcome works better if effort is applied, but wishing pestilence upon a long dead arse-hole could be difficult to attain. The fairy-tale belief of hell-fire in which I was marinated, might have the Pope’s dispensation but I’m hoping an inferno torments still and bounces from cave wall to cave wall, the black soul of one sadistic piece of Buranda cruelty named Marcus Starke (sic) whose endless application of the maximum six cuts gave cred. to the Buddhist belief we do hell on earth.

The inspector called and my special attention warranted a smooth, well versed operator. The Gorgons could well accompany this chap and learn how it’s done. I passed the Mental Evaluation Test this time, but of course I live in fear the next visit could put me in a padded cell. Must relate to you one of these days, stasi boy O’Brien’s advice in nanny role when asked to whom should I appeal for everyday assistance like tea-making and the town’s direction if sheet-sniffers like him became unavailable or what of my fate if ever I obtained private rental. The Labor Party’s information gathering not forgotten by a long-shot. Bitch-boy was on a tax-payer funded bus-man’s holiday till late Tuesday and the affront to all women, key custodian hideous Harridan Hidee allowed entry to a mature woman. Bye for now, Les.

Why I became disenchanted with abc tv.

April 14, 2011

Never could live with the harsh hate word, so the head has changed.

Three or four days before the expected flooding of Brisbane, television’s sheer repetitive blanket coverage of the event and the constant force feeding of Bligh, embraced wholeheartedly by the ABC as by the commercials, so repulsed me that I turned away from News 24 and the ABC in general. ABC2 could have sustained a modicum of level-headiness by maintaining normal scheduling and avoid being swamped in the tide of hysteria. Running the same feed as 24 which differed not at all from the commercials, of which they are replicas, sucked-in by the herd mentality.

Nine black-balled after the Latham debacle finally severed a frayed knot. Bickering twin Seven’s Kosh, seemingly a pleasant chap, but we’re chemically incompatible. 24’s News Breakfast’s Trioli, couldn’t forsake her intellectually inspired stammer that never worked for me. Her partner’s ongoing wonderment at man’s instinctive trait to assist a fellow in strife implying an Australian-only idiom and Caroline Jones syrupy Australian Story introductions lauding as heroes downright psycho jobs whose grog and drug indulgences killed and maimed those around them. The poxiest of scabs prompted and coaxed into resourcefulness and tears, aware only of their own predicament, lovers and other strangers bit players.

The same suppressed do-gooders who are compelled to bow and scrape to Jones demands appear to be the same latter-day fundamentalists who assemble BTN for slow and backward children, unwisely used as a filler on a supposedly sensible and mature News 24. Its frequent and unwise use, with other imperfections, collectively engage my brain’s deterrent trigger and where once I embraced the news channel, its viewing rating shaded by either SBS. A seven second grab of local news suffices if the 9 am NBC replay airs in the background.

Any ABC house ad is aimed at an impressionable audience, which is kind and generous of management, considering their shared origins as graduates or escapees from special institutions. There is however, a less malleable, down to earth type who, as they near life’s end don’t actually need being spoken down to as though just emerging, old and withered, and dumb of course, from a gigantic, tired and suffering womb. Recently, a younger sibling felt compelled when giving out an email address, to remind of its small font necessity; old pillow-slips as under-covers, a 55 year trait observed from my mother, and advice on using the micro for tea-making.

Am off on another tangent, a word that I will look into one day, but before returning, will add a bit. Where once I took as granted a basic, down to earth philosophy as part of a shared gene pool, I’ve found it ain’t necessarily so, much to my naïve astonishment. One never runs out of surprises. It seems my preferred image as a youthful piss-pot fun-boy is clung to by those weak ones whose hate is strong. An example being my statement that a 30 year embargo on Cabinet documents is to be rued when Executive criminals should be investigated at the present, brought from her proudly bigoted creepy male friend that the embargo is 25 years.

These people don’t seem to know they don’t know. Resident of the same house is an inflated no-hoper carrying the amusing and jokey Beamish-White tag whose doubtful, much hyped acumen with the high faulting title easily won over an impressionable and ignorant little girl for her real estate portfolio of five units now reduced to one wobbly, unstable house of discord. Mother, the source of start-off cash for daughter, with the know-all boyfriend, now under duress as a hostage of sorts, but secure in the company of fools. That story is progressing.

Returning to the no-nonsense audience whose viewing preferences differs a fair bit from the coveted minus 75 iq category whose needs get little attention. I dare not query anymore how many hundreds of times warning ads similar to analogue shut-downs must be played before the message is understood by the wankers. What is so terribly terrible about forcing them to reason why one morning Bugs Bunny is not on their analogue screen. Few adverts seem intended to maintain the interest of mature, established and intelligent audiences, but are scripted by Jones’ mawkish discards for the intellectually weary.

It is not unlike computer solitaire where every move is preempted and even the mild delight of dragging a card has been taken from the player thus rendering the pursuit a nanny-like, Government instigated plant to further dumb down and then enact an unctuous takeover of the scattered remnants of Australia’s thinking ability.  Checking the stats page or estimating lawn growth is all that’s left for the brief distraction a recharging battery must occasionally get.

Yet I should whinge. Links are one of the many things that fill my p.c. bewilder box, and recently while clicking Google, reference of a letter thought unused by a syndicated journalist bobbed-up which propelled my return to Sunday’s Insiders, replaced by vintage McHale’s Navy while nursing ABC programming angst.

I seek Bligh’s political fall not for altruistic, do-good concerns like how she, pre-deluge, had almost bankrupted the state despite lush mining royalties, but for the Labor Party’s spy and info. collection methods. I.E my mentioning to a Labor booth worker how the NLP could easily run with stories from any issue of a morning newspaper without too much embellishment. He produced a camera and I posed with his lady friend. For amusement and not wanting to be pushy, have made some observations on… site:lesjohns.wordpress.com/

Thank you Gillard for finding the guts to tell healthy bludgers to work for their poker-machine money, Les.

THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY.

April 18, 2011

People are funny bastards, and I’m coming at that from the peculiar sense of the word. In fact the games people play seems an apt title for this post. Couple of weeks ago I was graced by an email from a source regarded as history, defunct and dead even. Getting to me via his relative’s address, the news of marital break-up a surprise but yet our acquaintance-ship tended to the formal than to the casual, with my twice a year visits pushing the familiar envelope.

With an eight month hiatus since a Saturday visit stitched a deal which was to be honoured the coming Tuesday with his taking possession of and removing a heavy item from my place. When this event failed to materialize, I felt eight months was an unhurried and decent amount of time to elapse before asking of our unfulfilled agreement.

Driving past his home, the sale sign was self-explanatory. His communication and social skills were of the age, and I was not in his social loop. I inquired how the two kids were wearing the split. One indifferent the other showing distress, his return email stated. Sensitive people detest change but can’t be bubble-wrapped, I offered. Fairly innocuous and honest observation, nothing sent, as far as I could determine, to cause offence, yet I had forgotten a point and addressed a follow-up missive with A Dan Addendum, his name.

This unusual use of the language differs from the vernacular and confuses texting-only acquaintances and relatives whose ignorance manifests in anger and bewilderment. As evidence, a recent email from a well-meaning but dim and confused Don Quixote nephew scolding me for what I know was a well balanced, concise and intelligent reply to his father, an amiable chap who I had always thought level-headed.

The house auction was at 11AM last Saturday and he was coming the 100 km to attend and after, would run the 40 km to Beaudesert to have a chat. He declined my suggestion I travel to Browns Plains. Bugger me if he hasn’t done it again; as with the prior arrangement, deja vu. Bill Murray, I feel your dilemma, waking mid afternoon , no visitor, no emails. Poor bugger me. Love, Les.

AUNTS UP THE CROSS…And in the Chapel on the Hill.

April 29, 2011

“Beamish-White me a family of nasty pretenders.”

Those who know the subject along with others who think my head should adorn a stake whatever the reason, won’t disagree with the writer’s self-acknowledgement of his failures and especially that of his slow wit. The reluctance to let go of the crystal set era gets the loudest sneer. If I’ve used a simile and a mild double negative earlier, then 90% of the readership has disappeared, as confused as the author. My oldie p.c. monitor plugged away faithfully and the fitted tray on its top held a lot of garbage, but we had to split and viewing the stuff-ups courtesy a LCD screen, the editing errors would have gob-smacked and split a proofreader’s ticker. I will atone.

Accomplished pen-people are loath to trawl over their old material presumably because of the age-old mixed adage/metaphor of if it isn’t rooted why bugger around with the crumbs of yesterday’s cup-cake. My reluctance to do so is founded on the failure to adequately express myself. I went in to post-edit a wrongly tensed verb, became appalled at the misuse of commas, repetition and a dearth of apostrophes and et al, and ran in fright from the abomination without addressing a single issue and made a cup of bag tea.

The tea was insipid and might have been cat’s piss. My old friends (who, what and where)? would testify at my delight and need for frequent gulps of strong black tea, the fuller-bodied the better. The private lives of tea-baggers. The micro-oven had slowed and by adding 20 seconds to the procedure, a worthy cup of cha was regained. The relating of such a little incident is explanatory to some degree of the difficulty a person like me suffers after a fifteen minute shopping excursion delivers two or three burning issues.

The tepid, undrinkable tea recalled an obligated visit to an unutterably slow relative and her equally dim partner who carefully followed my kitchen movements after I expressed a wish to make my own follow-up cup of tea having compromised my taste-buds with her disgraceful effort. There is a place for tea-bagging and it is not in the kitchen. There, tea leaves and tea pot dominate, but the use of bags requires an expertise unknown to my hosts. The micro oven was of identical power to mine and I hit two minutes 10 for a mug and went to power on. I was stopped by two panicky Sister Ratched’s chiding an errant mental patient.

“You don’t do it like that,” declared the aged thick-head who appears not to have gleaned much nous in his 75 years.“What you do is… etc.” This know-it-all dummkopf Val, and his friend act in the style of Queensland Housing Commission marauding harpies and are representative of why Australia’s future can sink only into an Orwellian pit, or raise the spectre of Ann Rand’s “Who is John Galt”? Earlier, in a fruitless attempt to converse on contemporary events, I lamented the 30 year embargo on Cabinet documents. “It’s not thirty years, it’s twenty-five years,” he insisted. My tears once wept!

Attempting to explain a newly obtained micro-oven is to ascertain the time to make an agreeable mug of tea and having established a number, allow 10 seconds either way for variations like air and water temperature and the reading of the Coral Sea synoptic chart and Bob’s your uncle. Nonsense, they declared. So if a bit of water boils over? “Oh, Bless me Lord, all is lost. Unholy of unholies.” One walks away from wankers and forever avoids fuck-wits like these and I did and I do. The female of these unthinking creatures who sought to enlighten me on the ways of the world is she who accepted an original 1965 paper-back, Aunts Up The Cross, to keep occupied on her four hour home trip after a brief sojourn at my home.

Being once a frequent book buyer, I developed a habit of clipping from the publication the review of the book that induced me to purchase it. Subsequent mentions were added and left between pages, rarely looked at again. But they were there. Some time after her visit a City rendezvous was arranged, a nightmare Hicksville event, but that story must wait. Casually flipping the returned book’s pages, I noted the absence of the cut-outs. With the blank innocence of a cretin she told me, “Why you needed all those bookmarks I’ll never know, anyway I threw them out for you.”

As a long admitted computer illiterate, but with an understanding of the style of these self-promoting blowhards, I tentatively tested a computer whiz-kid whose knowledge on the subject is comprised mainly of half a dozen IT buzz-words, replied that low order stuff like that is answered only by low order staff while his vulgar spouse reiterated his importance, insisting that his vast knowledge is not disclosed to wasters and that he needs to be elsewhere at this very minute adding dollars to their assets. Such is lurve, but such is his haste, I like to think, that a scam is called for to replenish his adoring wife’s coffers after its depletion by the IT con-man.

Kiss me Hardy, I want to be ill. Les.“Beamish-White me a family of nasty pretenders.”

DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING, QUEENSLAND. (Beaudesert Area) Stasi Tactics Suspected.

May 2, 2011

“Hitler’s Daughters Invade Beaudesert.”

Lanarta Jean!…spent cigarette smoke tops MY agenda.

Lanarta Jean Rides Again…more stasi instructions.

ANSWERS, information, feedback appreciated.

Department of Qld Housing giving me a hard time. Every reason to believe ultra Stasi tactics in use by one with surname close to Dale Woodford, a suspected eviction tenant working in collaboration with obese pushy unpleasant female in the role of fellow tenant, and backed by vindictive Woodridge based QUEENSLAND HOUSING staff. Former or present QUEENSLAND HOUSING tenants with information appreciated. Three mosquito coils so placed to irritate the pulmonary in winter also smells stasi with only imaginary mossies. Would appreciate ping-backs, but won’t click on them.

Can understand the nepotism the likes of heroes with names like Schoutens, Hillhouse, O’Brien, Murphy and other Woodridge employees give relatives an express ticket to the top of a waiting list, and I would have done exactly the same. In the same vein, had I been a Beaudesert copper in my youth, I’d probably still be a slotted predator biffing ‘them what I don’t like, for fun.’

Contending with 4-5 moronic tenants is intellectual stimulus which I relish, but the battle becomes one-sided when similar, above named, IQ deprived and morally corrupt Labor Housing thugs run the asylum by dispatching messengers with words too unwise to apply to paper or presented orally by phone, what with the proliferation of recording devices. I can understand why adult tenants cower to Woodridge megalomaniacs in a sense. It is little wonder aspiring politicians regard State tenants as shit…most seem to have little moral backbone.

Murphy’s dogs and their fifth column conspirators will jump on the paranoid defence wagon however my words are couched. Woodford claims to be a former resident of assisted living Westminster House, Merrimac, where he could have teamed-up with the aforementioned nasty woman, both seemingly different to the average person. Considering the personal attacks and uneven treatment contained within my hand-written diary, I don’t appreciate being told my imagination is playing tricks. Proving what I know against the well-oiled machinery of Qld. Labor stasi system is well beyond my resources and Woodridge Housing boy’s own club snigger at windmill tilters.

Gordon Nuttall, Let’s Hope You Are Soon Joined By Old ‘Mates.’

May 12, 2011

I had thoroughly got (the) jack of wasting time on executive criminal thieves and other George Street protected slime, that a harmless homily on socks makes way for Nuttall’s reiteration of cornered dogs fighting back after continual goading. His 12 year slotting parallels in many ways, my eight year battle of prejudice and vindictiveness by corrupt Woodridge based Housing oafs, jointly managed from what gen filters through, by Murray and an ingrained piece of pure malevolence, Schoutens, and ably assisted by sewer-spawned messengers, all of whom should answer allegations of their dealings.

Doesn’t it make you spew when you exit a warm bed to make tea and the ordinary everyday street-socks you’ve donned as winter bed-wear have unknowingly inched off enough to trip you? The end result being like getting both feet in a tie loop with the resultant heavy landing. The sniggerer will immediately think,”Beauty, you old bastard, hope ya broke something,” but over the years in various work-places, I’ve seen it happen to all age groups.

In my egotistical youth, when an ounce of my blubber was worth much more than the price of gold, my thinking was such that a commodity so precious needed space heating in winter, that the entire place of abode should cosset that which was put upon this earth to so enlighten and save. At life’s snotty end, even the electric blanket has made way for socks in bed, more than one set if necessary. In small talk to a hostile pack of relatives and ‘friends,’ including the up-him-self Beamish-White, mentioned how oldies keep comfortable in winter, who sneeringly replied that those ill-prepared for old age should just confront death. Some people!

The revolting baby-eating thunder-thighed clone, the hideous Hidee snuck silently into compatriot, Mother Dale’s flat at 0655 this day, such discreetness most unusual but necessary, evidentially. The talk is she is in great despondency, having being unable to properly celebrate Mother’s Day with no baby available for roasting. Being Thursday, if she’s travelling, beware the nine o’clock Brisbane bus. I vowed her product had stretched its worth but a frequent bus traveller wants it known her fellow passengers, exhausted by her detestable egomaniacal shrill, are petitioning her disbarment from buses, the over-loud delivery beyond the pale. Love, Les.

The Beaudesert Sunday Asylum Report.

May 22, 2011

Click site:lesjohns.wordpress.com/ for the merits of select assassination.

Well before the advent of computers in every home, and I know I should be debasing myself writing political copy, an adage by let’s say, Maximus of Backdorus, an old Greek sage, fairly annoyed me at the time when politics was the realm of old fogies. It went something like,” A man not involved in local politics is an idiot.” But, by crikey, forty years on, I think he had something. I am not at all a hateful shit-stirrer, but the stupidity of one’s enemies should be widely known. I know not the subject of the next paragraph who once responded helpfully to me in his official capacity.

A vague misconduct complaint against him seems to my naive political mind, a very thoughtful tactical move by Beaudesert Mayor, John Brent to conveniently withdraw from the race to the sewage end of George Street. As MP for Beaudesert, his ego would have suffered under the control of a local bible-banging, multi-hatted, string pulling puppeteer. Most emphatically not good enough! Brent is his own no-nonsense man and has done well to construct and maintain the untainted image and will enlighten and save Queensland his way.

Saluting and jumping to “Windy” Newman also against the grain and having to eventually utilize emotionally dangerous ‘hate’ would have added to his demoralisation as he went about de-establishing the mouth’s power base. One way or the other, a new member’s reformist zeal sinks as he gradually surrenders and toadies the line, fading with the rest of them into the grey and grim sameness of obedience. Better for the moment, the exciting buzz of Beaudesert Central where Councillors destroy a century old frangipani tree because a cloddish local dummy trips on its huge roots and Queensland Housing does ditto to another ancient tree to appease a favored tenant’s complaints of falling autumn leaves.

But Brent will run the ship one day. Exploring the inherent psychological need to control their fellows makes understanding the universe too easy and after my life’s dealings with unhealthy personalities, find that hating everyone equally a necessary adjunct to impartiality. Love from Les.

Click on “Inducing More Thieving, Cunning Bastards.” for an extension to this story.

MORON MOBILE MOUTHS AND BLIGH’S HOUSING CROOKS. (Beaudesert Area.)

May 28, 2011

Down below is a block quote from an American blog that so replicated the inherently foul, hell-destined Hidee that it screamed the attention of a few Aussie readers.

In a country as rich and abundant as Australia, with plenty for everyone, even the so-called abject poor and disadvantaged should not be squabbling over food scraps and discarded half-smoked cigarettes, a la depression era movies, yet a parallel to those who line up for food handouts provided by feel-good, easily hoodwinked organisations provide is seen. Who are the genuinely hard-up and why is it so; why are there ‘poor’ people; what is the make-up of a needy person? I don’t suppose the abuse of smoking, decades of slops and the machines have much to do with hardship? I expect those faults come under the mental mantle. Opportunist lazy bludgers fight for space under that huge mental umbrella to attribute their weaknesses.

Schwarten’s then bum-boy, Olde England sounding, Beckett from memory, advised me to discontinue appealing the Minister about cigarette stink in my flat as its use is legal and that tenants screaming into mobile phones not their worry either but the province of Woodridge cadre chief, Murphy. So began open season on Les, with major blockhead Schoutens seeming to lead the pack. This particularly evil piece of Labor Party excreta sent me an eviction notice after defending myself against an attack by then next-door RSL nut job, Garvey. Got mail that a regenerated move to dislodge me is underway, with Woodward the thwarted manipulator unhappy with my sanguine resoluteness, colluding with Valmae Fay Beck reincarnation, mobile mouth Hidee, and pulling in the hapless Jock for additional support.

Bring it on, I say. The chance to publicise Hillhouse’s phone pestering and diverse actions, of which none have gone unchronicled, is inviting. These people run Woodridge Housing like a select club; their own little FIFA, not so much for financial pickings, I would hazard, for that is hugely spread like watered soup, but for the more satisfying megalomania and malevolence factors. At best Woodridge Housing staff are simply incompetents, having a never-ending party, but my money says there’s something really insidious and very wrong going on.

After the CMC does the five-minute snow job on the Gorgon woman and her executive mates, I’d like them to explore the link between Queensland Labor Party pointy-heads, retributive Station Road petty crooks, services female, Victoria, and examine the legality of using a devious psychiatric controller, Dale Woodford, supposedly a former resident of Robina’s Westminster House a hostel for dispirited, broken and usually older residents. A rebuffed screaming fag-boy like Mother Dale knows the onerous task a lone operator faces in instigating any official interest, let alone proving accusations against the biff of a thoroughly dirty Queensland Labor Government.

And an addendum to the above links whose actions must be examined, the smug lazy fraudulent Government bludger, L.A.N.A.R.T.A. Jean, the supposed rep, read reprehensible spokesperson of an oxymoronic, Government directed Tenants ‘union’ and associate of the venal, and most probably criminally motivated Woodridge Housing Department, including the suppurating and duplicitous Hillhouse, the aforementioned Victoria and vacuous and shameful boy groveler Terry O’Brien, et al.

Beware your up-wind tenant tenfold be he a piqued and thwarted stand-over queen. A good fence, the sages observed, make good neighbors, but prevailing winds are a blessing to a rampaging psychiatric puppeteer. Mother Dale burnt mosquito coils on both verandas hoping the irritation would have a similar affect as cigarette smoke but removed them after Housing forewarned him of their imminent arrival. His morbidly obese baby-eating fiend occasionally makes it three. It doesn’t work like that, but the former mental inmates needn’t know all the moves. On Friday two Housing Commission “officials” were running around the place like blue-arse flies.

When bitch-boy’s woman friend assisted his midsummer move from Westminster House, the few mosquitoes were easily contained by keeping pest doors closed. Now in winter the burning of coils superfluous, unnecessary. These vindictive hate people grasp and store information to later torment a target. The true nature of Mother Dale hadn’t been fully exposed when I expressed wonderment at the reasoning of his next door acquaintance, Hidee, torturing a chair as she sat beside her open fly door with a burning mosquito coil beside her. Counter-productive to me although Lanarta Jean, the Government-paid tenant union representative reliably informs me my status and consideration is that of a retard.

I soon become aware of these two being more so working compatriots exchanging information and my objection to spent cigarette stench sweeping into my residence no secret. It was well known that my hue and cry was about spent cigarette smoke and carbon monoxide now noticeable being an ongoing problem when my appeals for understanding by Housing staff were downplayed or ignored and was advised to ‘just leave the place.’

My prosecutors, both Woodridge stasi and fifth column tenants, operate on the premise the victim hesitates going public with information for fear of the paranoid, conspiracy tag, such is their problem-solving methods. The thing is only the foul toxic effect of spent cigarette smoke really troubles me with the fertilizer plant and other odors a rose and harmless to me.

Any Government employee deserving of superannuation loves to invoke the Mental Health evaluation test, and a hearsay inquisitor worth his salt will ensure the troubled target is goaded into an introduction to Sister Ratched’s aides. The distraught victim is invariably an older citizen who has been denied natural courtesy and consideration after indifferent shop-staff or Government officiousness caused an extreme reaction to his disbelief.

There are rubbery, unofficial numbers of about 1,000 Australian citizens arbitrarily slotted annually for earning the wrath of pipsqueak Government goldbricks, roughly the same number who die through misadventure while traveling overseas. The public only get to hear the juiciest bits of either area, ie the Oakey lady, the Croat incident. A Government engineered three-week memory retention limit soon puts such knowledge in the toilet in any case.

Sixty kilometres out of Brisbane and 60 years into the past. Old saying holding good and true, as applicable today as in Joh’s time, when country cops were given a Brisbane holiday to bash anti-war, anti-apartheid lefty poofters, to uphold National Party God-blessed traditions. Another popular principle that definitely wasn’t adhered to was to hold an enquiry only after its outcome has been pre-determined. With the reviled Gorgon woman and Lucas about to cop a snow job, and Murdoch continuing to back their organisation, Queensland’s next election outcome has been set.

It would be too easy to attribute the polluted Hidee’s mental stuff-ups to mobile phone addiction, while the odds suggest fucked from conception. Her accomplice, the heavily affected, camp as a row of tents bitch-boy, Mother Dale made a noisy, theatrical egress from his flat this am as he sought to establish hetero sexual credentials with the baby-eating sow.

by jack_sprat2 May 22, 2011 5:18 AM PDT

Megatroid Mania wrote: “There’s nothing wrong with using your cell in any other car. I don’t see a difference between talking to a person sitting next to you, and talking on your cell phone.”

Would that there were, in fact, no such difference. Alas, both scientific research and nearly universal anecdotal evidence confirm that not only do a great many people who insist on inflicting others with their endless cell phone prattle, in fact, do so more loudly than they would converse with someone seated next to them, but the mere fact that only half of the conversational information is available to those so put upon is sufficient to make such annoyances far more difficult to ignore. (The brain is evolved to try and piece together the missing information, which it infers from the cadence and emotiveness of the singular conversant. It does not react the same way, for instance, to someone reciting a monologue.)

My personal opinion is that those who pretend that their extended cell phone use in such situations “ain’t no thang” are likely to be borderline narcissists, at the very least. Personally, I’d have given serious consideration to throwing her bodily out a window. On the general principle that her rudeness disproved her humanity.

Lakeysha Beard ended up being escorted off the train by friendly Oregon police officers and charged with disorderly conduct.

It seems that several announcements from the train staff didn’t quite do the trick of tearing her away from her cell phone. It seems that then she became embroiled in what was described by the police as a “verbal altercation” with other passengers, whose Sudoku games she had, perhaps, disturbed.

I haven’t been on an Amtrak train for a while, but apparently they have cell phone charging stations, as well as no official policy on cell phone use.

Still, don’t most humans know when they’re getting on someone’s nerves? Perhaps not in every case. As MSNBC reported, Beard herself felt “disrespected.”

Can someone please invent a phone that drowns out the speaker’s voice for everyone except the person at the other end of the call? That would surely be easier than social engineering.
Chris Matyszczyk

Lots of Love, Les.

Replaced Hacked; a working title retained…

June 3, 2011

On Free Speech And Other Civil Liberties

Was Jefferson a freethinker; H.R.H.Elizabeth a Royalist?

Do you have to be a perceived national security threat to have document files hacked, or can a benevolent sociopath neighbour do it while he awaits the appropriate squirting acid in the face time? Months ago my working file froze, then disappeared entirely. On two consecutive mornings lately, only the current story was lost. Has he honed his IT art? I’m sure to find out!

A current Housing Commission anecdote reflects attitudes that were considered an obsolete relic of the fifties, yet the resurgence of Government endorsed fear tactics means those who choose to ignore the fate of their fellows might soon share their pain and despair:

Visiting a thread in another Queensland Housing ‘accommodation’ precinct to commiserate with a car-less chap obliged to visit Brisbane ATO to refute and clarify false earning accusations, I passed his accuser and another infamous fifth column recruit. Facetiously, I offered them grabs from this harmless little blog and was unreservedly shunned with one saying he didn’t want trouble with Woodridge Housing staff, correctly stressing difficulty getting economical private rent.

As I moved off, he had another thought and took the text only after I had assured him he wasn’t compelled to confess sedition; that the thought police shouldn’t persecute him and to destroy the material and appease his guilt. Little gain in mentioning my notes not in the same league as the Ninety-Five Theses or the Dead Sea scrolls.

This is but one example of Queensland Labor Housing Department dumbing-down and injecting the fear of eviction into their base camp. Labor Party Stasi files, Housing Department files, Hospital Medical files, neighbour’s reports, easily bundled together for perusal by biased and vindictive bureaucrats and other parties. We have regressed to the days of Queensland’s Special Police.

The Looter’s Club…Beware words from a Cheshire cat.

June 6, 2011

My notes on the tactics that individuals within Queensland Housing employ to disperse unliked and unrepentant tenants pales after seeing what Syria’s amoral Assad followers did to the boy in their leader’s name. This stuff has been going on since Jesus taunted cows, and before three weeks have elapsed will revert to irrelevancy when Australian greed and self-interest resume on page one. Whatever their motivation, the result isn’t too far removed from Foucault’s horrid description of French punishment for patricide, a judicial practice inspired and amused the Gaul electorate about the time Cook and Banks tour to examine Venus was being pushed down George the third’s neck. Checkout http://www.michel-foucault.com/info.documents

The personal wailing and concerns I present mostly enliven (read encourage) the community’s ennui, the very quality favourable to atrocities everywhere and herd-adherents anywhere. The disinterest awarded Queensland Public Tenants of which I belong, is reward for not knowing better I suppose, or knowing what’s right but not resisting oppression means its victims must endure the indignity that biased Housing Department knuckle-heads find more satisfying than an orgasm.

Let people be wise by judgement.

A life of chronic dimness dulls the approach of dementia I’m thinking, and hopefully, its transition to full stage pant-wetting fools my judges for some time, yet stinky breaths know as little about self as about mouth hygiene. Queensland Housing sheet-sniffers don’t relish having established methods of mind-game torment foiled, with the favored Mental Assessment Evaluation a dismal failure on me, and belittling someone so stubborn also wasted.

The backroom plotting of Labor Government sycophants always manage to come up with something devious to demean unrepentant tenants. The latest trick is welfare related, called ‘income management’ and its use is about to be widened after the blocking of aged and other welfare payments brought NT bureaucrats premature pleasure; will become a valuable tool in Qld. where an aggrieved 22 y.o. Government nose-picker can get square with a mature tenant by recommending assisted living after discrediting him as befuddled.

Only the dead have seen the last of war.

George Street’s emerging defender of the common people, the mephitic Queen of pus publicity berates her suppurating bureaucrats to win acclaim from flood people and other voters, while the equally superficial, nay supercilious fancy-dressed Treasurer-ponce does the same, much less convincingly. The ruse will work because the absence of two words, the phrase common sense, stealthily withdrawn from the Australian lexicon have allowed dumbed-down Australians to fall prey to false praise and can be bought by adding superfluous garbage to the creation of a couple of hundred new heroes every month or so. Let’s consider a Shakespeare Caesar quote, “The bad that men do live after them…” Nowadays however, only puritan martyrs “pass away.” Are all the arse-holes sacrificing everything decent to fight for his fellows in George Street Thug Club?

While this is going on, I am warned by a Queensland Housing stand-over agent Terry, my tenancy is at risk if I carry-on about the twin pox of cigarette smoke fouling my flat, and the screaming into their appliance of moronic mobile phones users. Additionally, I must replug my phone and accept calls from the unskilled and graceless Hillhouse. That these drug affected and drunk Housing puppies can harass a mature tenant on a whim until 8 pm and brag of their fifth column contacts screams for revision. Were any of these iq bereft sewer conceived pipsqueaks persuaded to attend the bullying seminar at Logan Diggers? Bet not! I make an uneducated wild stab in the dark, having only recently exited the womb, and not too worldly-wise, that certain annual bonuses to professional bureaucratic bludgers will be generously inflated next Chrissy as a salve for the Gorgon castigation. Love Les.

Not Another Wasted Sunday Asylum Report?

June 12, 2011

I write this post ‘ere getting to my dashboard page is forever lost.

I had established by using the buttons on my ultra cheap but adequate set-top box the fault in the $60 Aldi purchase lay with the remote control. Jiggling the batteries didn’t fix the prick, nor did opening and peering at its guts do the trick. It didn’t have an alternative station faculty button, a minor insignificant shortcoming, but a shopping excursion to Browns Plains was soon planned this Sunday morning to replace the whole blooming lot. Topfield looked the way to go again, a product I got to know just a couple of weeks before throwing $860 down the gurgler late 2007 for a 26 inch Samsung LCD. Subsequent dealings with an indifferent retailer proved no resemblance whatever to the much flaunted good guys. Beaudesert counter-jumpers prefer on-the-job meditation than serving to the extent that the false levity of anonymous Browns Plains shop assistants the preferred option.

The Samsung digital remains under 100% happy, so I stoked-up the huge 27 inch Magnavox analogue with a $60 Aldi brand set-top which pulls-in those HD appendage stations. Returned to the remote a few times and this time, by using the noggin and a simple application successfully sorted the problem. Was a bit miffed at being deprived of of a shopping outing but winter rain not conductive to safe driving in a huge dumbed-down environment.

Was good for the heart to see the romantic’s old tear-jerker today,” The Old Man And The Sea,” and in the 1952, “Trent’s Last Case” earlier in the morning, its denouement an old-time masterpiece with the smarty reporter showing the demons how it’s done.

With love, Les.

Investigate Executive Criminals Before They Escape George Street Repercussions. 

June 14, 2011

Fancy-Boy Fraser: As Treasurers go, what’s that common word for the back hole?

Had my curiosity exceeded my integrity, I would have checked Bligh’s companion, The Courier Mail, for Queensland Labor Government Honors recommendations and taken particular notice of anything going something like, “In grateful appreciation for the misery Jane/Jack Doe’s unfounded accusations have brought to out-spoken Public Housing tenants.” The endearing wording won’t differ too much, but the stasi recipients will smirk at whatever the euphemism.

They would better serve themselves as mercenaries, but the reflected glory wouldn’t shine on Canberra or on rsl poker machine arcades.

Australian troops are in Afghanistan to:

  • Deter the Taliban from getting at Pakistan’s nuclear facilities.
  • Prop-up Stephen Smith’s ego.
  • Fawn, a la Menzies, for USA recognition/admittance to big kid’s secret coven.
  • Justify Defence Chief’s of their swanning between Defence establishments and silver service dinners.
  • Benefit from practical warfare training.
  • Create martyrs out of kids who proved they weren’t invincible after all.
  • In addition, why do their obit. shots have the sameness, the bland death-mask look of executed bushrangers?
  • And, what is this “commitment” all about that war apologists love to sprout?
  • Finally, decades of statistics suggest war-theatre recidivists have a high road kill record at home where they die and kill their own in far greater ratio than if engaged in combat.

Found this old quote; could be relevant today.

Yet another election pundit has released the formula on which he bases his sagacious estimates, and the stats. are roughly; thirty-five percent to each major, 8% for greens, with the fragments the detested thinking deciders. Then I remembered elections past, before even the advent of the Senate as Keating’s swill, when the minorities were regarded as treacherous for not voting for either of the major stand-over merchants. Biased critics, as always, cleverly and smugly called the considered vote a donkey vote, and it made them feel good to have their insightful knowledge known. We get the same deep pondering today by interviewees who trail off with “… and yair, like..” Dummies whose intellectual limit stops at their jabbing of poxy fingers into an iPhone.

The Whig cycle is returning, brothers and sisters, and whether you are a Beaudesert nose-picker or an urban dude, few of you would have the faintest idea you are being fist-fucked and loving it. The tide ebbs and the derisory donkey vote has become more than ever the squeaky voice of the rebel. Power to Katter!

Incompetency, stupidity and snivelling personify the Queensland Government Trinity. I don’t have to leave my place of abode to suffer their pox. A pleasant young man with a cold chisel and a hammer sought admittance to my guv’mint flat a few months back. He banged a test hole through the vinyl to ensure the floorboards would sustain the weight of follow-up workers about to replace perfectly good plastic. Visual and physical access to these floorboards could have been attained by crouching a bit and walking under, but Queensland Government bureaucratic stupidity, swamped as usual with an abundance of maintenance funds, always finds a way to feed its culture of waste under Queensland Labor stupidity.

Perfectly good toilets were removed and replaced by lower-setting and totally inadequate tooties. A few older residents were unable to rise from the low seat and were obliged to purchase over-seats and even the younger and able user has to perch on the edge to avoid oopsies on the surrounds.

A painter was given $4,000 and the paint to redo the verandas only eleven months after the previous sloppy QBuild ‘job.’ I made the suggestion elsewhere that the goings-on from my window warrant a CMC peek, but ha-ha-ha, who’s watching the watchmen?

I Think And Observe, Therefore I Represent A Danger To Queensland Labor Party.

Any Government employee deserving of his superannuation loves to invoke the Mental Health evaluation test, and a hearsay inquisitor worth his salt will ensure the “troubled” target is goaded into an introduction to Sister Ratched’s white lab coats. The distraught victim is invariably an older citizen who has been denied natural courtesy and justice after unnecessary shop-staff rudeness or Government officiousness caused a disbelief of what had befallen him.

The unofficial word I have is that about 1,000 Australians are arbitrarily slotted annually, roughly the same number who die through misadventure while traveling overseas. The public only get to hear the juiciest bits of either area, ie the Oakey lady, the Croat incident. A Government engineered three week memory retention limit soon puts such knowledge in the toilet in any case, except for me, Labor Party stasi sycophants.

The Whig cycle is returning, brothers and sisters, and whether you are a Beaudesert nose-picker or an urban dude, few of you would have the faintest idea you are being fist-fucked and loving it. The tide has turned or ebbed even and the derisory donkey vote has become more than ever the squeaky voice of the rebel.

Incompetency, stupidity and sniveling personify the Queensland Government Trinity. I don’t have to leave my place of abode to suffer their pox. A pleasant young man with a cold chisel and a hammer sought admittance to my government flat yesterday to bang a test hole through the vinyl to ensure the floorboards would sustain the weight of follow-up workers about to replace perfectly good plastic. Visual and physical access to these floorboards could have been attained by crouching a bit and walking under, but bureaucratic stupidity, swamped as usual with an abundance of maintenance funds, always finds a way.

Perfectly good toilets were removed and replaced by lower-setting and totally inadequate tooties. A few older residents were unable to rise from the low seat and were obliged to purchase over-seats and even the younger and able user has to perch on the edge to avoid oopsies on the surrounds.

A painter was given $4,000 and the paint to redo the verandas only eleven months after the previous sloppy QBuild ‘job.’ I made the suggestion elsewhere that the goings-on from my window warrant a CMC peek, but ha-ha-ha, the rebuffs from other indifferent ‘watch-dogs’ present me with a hard job that I am expected to forgo. Who’s watching the watchmen you may well ask, as do I?

Vicious megalomaniacs like Schoutens and Hillhouse fall apart when decent tenants reject their perverse demands. They and their worthless apprentices should be reminded often of their public service status. Would be a good idea for the stomach-deprived Murphy and other Station Road suspects to have their work activities investigated. Love, Les.

Queensland Housing Department…and other George Street swill.

June 16, 2011

“Queensland Housing Commission…George Street sewer line.”

Victorian Toner-gate.

Nothing like that could come out of Queensland Housing and QBuild could it? I’ve been sprouting of misuse and wastage since year one. Read my older posts, laze and gen of the Qld. Labor stasi surveillance team. I know they pick-up lots of my stuff and I will retrieve tucked-away material if it helps dislodge Murphy and cohorts from their slippery perches. But having done that, crooks within the CMC would block even a cursory look. My knowledge will also be discredited and demeaned by George Street criminals down the activity chain to Beaudesert and who knows where else.

As an age pensioner living in a Government flat, I was oft assured by biased and suspect Labor Party Housing clots of my non-person status by Terry O’Brien, Celeste Turner et al. It’s purely coincidental of course, but I’ve recently lost two stories, pulled from document files even as I worked on them. My alternative system will again be cracked, but until it is, I’ll carry on.

Now Iowa has a levee in danger of caving-in under flood water pressure, New Orléans fashion. I suppose excuses for preventable disasters will come from overpaid, suck-hole experts while monies that could have been maintaining aging structures were being siphoned off to reinforce the lifestyles of $1,000 a day criminals like we see in the septic end of George Street. As if addressing impressionable ten-year children, similar garbage from the Des Moines equivalent of the Curious Mail will excitedly print how these happenings are bi-centennially scheduled, but no-one told God, when the actuality is more like bi-decadent, hopefully a pun on how dumbed-down monkeys grovelling to petty authority, look away.

What about the female magistrate pleading for her job before a bunch of NSW confidence artists and thugs! A relative had died and a death threat sufficiently unhinged her judgement to denigrate the accused before her. Wonder what the cunt said? The offended ones were probably the same offensive, every-day obese phone-screaming spew like the no-hopers polluting our oxygen and olfactory bits who should have been allowed to die at birth. I could say she is no better than the criminals from whom she sought pardon but impromptu judgements sounds kangaroo and lead to shit like Hillhouse and Schoutens.

When I expose my experiences, thoughts and opinions to the world via this site, and continue to do so in spite of sibling admonishment and peer sneering, the very limited window opened to cryptic comment has also included kind words and encouragement and is appreciated and feeds the fire. Unfortunately, with hate and its follow-up actions, replying to mostly inane comments is time-consuming and is never followed through. Am thinking of dropping in a comment box, but could yank it just as quick. I know my life’s failures and don’t need constant reminding.

Till later, Les.

AUSTRALIANS. Dumbed-down, can’t think… Part One. A Rewrite.

June 24, 2011

Ben And Friend: Part Two.

Partly Three; Ben and Boy, But Wait…

My Dear Ben and all Queensland Government sycophants,

I share with Andrew Bolt the sentiment of the dead, image-conscious macho American novelist, Hemingway, that the essential gift of a decent writer is a built-in, shock-proof shit detector. It is intuition as much as prescience he alluded to and heeding it can spare the sensitive soul the annoyance of little vainglorious nits.

You evidently sought a congress of sorts with Bolt who rejected your advances earning your denunciation. Don’t all you children of the Brethren so react? He would have instinctively summarised and dismissed you a la Papa, as a dumb-brained two second itch. Audacity can work if carefully balanced with charm but concealing a barren intellectual reservoir would be an incongruous demand on you.

Mediocre tyros can turn quite venomous when confronted with the reality of their limitations and quickly demonize those who can’t be hood-winked. Your nurturing meant a lifetime of being assured you were anything but an artless petty criminal has bred delusions. Evidence supporting intellectual value has yet to be found in the manipulators paean to the chicanery of the ruling class; The Holy Bible.

The age-old observation that fools are so sure of themselves while wiser people so full of doubt would have been gibberish had it been brought to your attention. Self-preservation bars adverse criticism of the State since it is only from that pre-set structure can the ongoing 30 pieces of silver sustain you. The dangling sword menacing Government sycophants stills the mildest of dissent, and their corruption becomes as complete and as thorough as that of their master. Mute witnesses will always be precluded from ever making believable statements. Enjoy being the Government’s mistress, my friend, for when you leave her embrace you will be as diseased and as contaminated as she.

I looked at alternate, boutique sites. With yours, I found a preoccupation with the 1969 best-seller of secret dossiers and lurking, under-cover coppers. Absolutely page one stuff today and of paramount importance. You run in fright and use ridicule at my suggestion of possible similar happenings on the current scene. I understand the superiority of impulsive youth, that those more than 10 years your senior wouldn’t know if you were up them. Mummy and Daddy being the exception, for working them is a valuable and cunning commodity. You accept whole-heartedly your parents physical, emotional, and financial help for sure, so you’ve waived the right to independent thought. Why continue the news charade? Pre-written slant harks back to your fave era. It’s remote and safe. What encouraged you to have a crack at such a blog? The concept is mostly ego-driven; “Look at me, Mum, Look at me, Mum.”

I would wager your literary effort wasted in the investigatory, scare-monger area, but as a magazine-type historian with an interest in past political intrigue. The family business of hell-fire looks a safe bet. It’s nourished and spooked the witless for two millennium and it is more entrenched in your system than is printer’s ink. Church parading politicians attest that a bridge runner’s vote has the same value as that of a bible-banger.

“Live and let live” had a divine value once upon a time. No more! The proliferation of the Government and religious fear industry has made acquiescence compulsory and individualism a blight to all but the most resolute. Given your haste to judge and convict me, I expect your ignorance and superstition will be at its prosecuting zenith when swine will once again ride with me in the tumbrel.

These files you tried to resurrect didn’t relate to current news events and I wondered why they were talked-up. Could be a feature or magazine filler, I concluded. The grand masthead promised much but delivered little. Who could be impressed by tiny, meaningless graphics of weirdos seeking official approval to poke their dicks into bags of excreta? The health hazards should alarm the most liberal of minds. The photos did nothing for the immediacy of nil importance. A globe-wandering friend claims that the essential zing factor of carnally knowing a man in the shadows of Red Square lost its impact with that countries adoption of the lenient western influence.

Your blog is as convincing as the simulated sex in Queer As Folk. a narrow brush of image over substance. No supportive skeleton, no meat and potatoes, a shapeless blob, unashamed plagiarised layout, a rubber-stamp of the big kids. Pretence and bluff have very short lives. Even your targeted mentally challenged audience would be offended at being taken for easily manipulated mugs. The opinion pieces have no conviction or depth and knows not mirth nor parody and is simply a teenagers brag sheet of resource-wasting plane trips and an avowal of straight sex knowledge. I didn’t, couldn’t persevere with its feebleness and had no reason to revisit until you mentioned the connection.

When I did, it was deja vu time, hullo again Bill Murray, to be confronted by an obsession with the yawning, nay, sleeping ghosts of secret files as puff for stories that don’t eventuate. Perhaps age-affected and indifferent citizens could be cajoled into an awe-struck admiration in expectation of what? Just paste stuff from your inspiration, and win support the easy way. You can’t even pretend to have concerns for others; your pompous self-interests blind you to the real frustrations that like-minded public servants inflict on a helpless, but not always gullible public. The late sixties saw the more spirited dissenters confront authority on city streets. The current generation take trembling refuge behind the three monkeys or the thin air of a p.c. keyboard.

The manipulated and faulty meter, or tag column, from which could be shrieked the misnamed, ALEXANDER THE GREAT won’t marry; PREFERS HEPHAESTION. Also prominent in this column was the heinous and grotesque Ferguson who sells newspapers when he moves residence. He is really the ugly representation of pedophilia who takes the flak for child molestation made by predatory business and sporting ‘pillars.’ who will in five minutes of intimidating perversion, destroy forever a life and a trusting young mind. This crime is aided and abetted by defenders of alleged wrong-doers and the smug, easy-riding clergy and in fact, all pretenders and humbugs. If child molestation is an actual concern of yours, why aren’t you calling for the destruction of those churches where the offences occurred? But of course, that could make the source of your illiterate converts a wee bit shitty on you.

To my utter dismay, you invited my participation, or, more likely, extended an invitation to massage egos and vanity to which I initially declined explaining my reservations. After relenting, it was with hope that I could engender interest in an ailing, limp site by introducing intelligent observation on the irrelevant and ludicrous subject of same sex marriage that was intriguing you at the time. My effort and input was rewarded by two disingenuous kids proffering uninformed and offensive remarks. Engaging the brain before opening and closing the mandible assists in hiding one’s stupidity, it is said, as does securing them and keep us guessing at what enlightening material is ever-ready to astonish the plebeians. Which translates to disable the reply to comment box.

All My Love, Les.

ERNIE SAID IT. Scowl! Inner Happiness For Intelligent People An Impossibility.

July 4, 2011

The under quote is not Papa’s, but I’ve been sitting on it for too long.

“In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.”

Was trying to introduce a sense of order to this site recently, when the preceding post, “Australians…a rewrite,” and its two follow-on stories lobbed where it did. The bicentennial of Hemingway’s gun-infliction as remote as Mars. Am far too dopey to have such recall. I know only now because CBS just did a piece on his aptly macho, butch suicide; fitted the image, one could say. Were the Feds about to snatch him, as he feared? Surely a retired IRS insider did a tell-all. We must also keep in mind how the smoke of many conspiracy theories are fueled by solid wood.

Lanarta Jean…spent cigarette smoke tops MY agenda.”

I could easily forgive and forget the lead player of the trilogy his crassness for taking the famous novel, “Of Human Bondage,” as a kinky torture treatise, but he needs a daily reminder that the bell doesn’t toll for him but for his myriad crassness’s. My intense displeasure of this witless little boy far exceeds any possible forgiveness occurring any time soon. An anathema to using hateful words reveals my naivety, I know, but nowadays one reserves like adjectives on vindictive wankers whose apotheosis is parent-ally perceived.

Enjoy the day, Les.

NEWS OF THE WORLD… Reopened by Les Johns.

July 10, 2011

Accuracy is to a newspaper what virtue is to a lady, but a newspaper can always print a retraction.
Charles Revson

One Dirty Masthead Going Cheap.

That title might look good as a replaced head. If the dormant sub-domain, “Comment On Queensland,” were to be resurrected, they would complement each other and most likely make its owner a latter-day newspaper maestro. While the intellectual property sits in Murdoch’s top drawer, it could never be legally registered to anyone else until post fire sale. Been tempted to change the tag-line though, that’s as easy as spitting, but the old one stays to remind the owner of his obtuseness and that he should try to attain the excellence and profound wisdom of fellow tenants and peers.

The Murdoch organisation, like any other, has always been the image of cute and expensive suits covering rotting flesh, fancy gear and colored cloth maketh…used since pre-Jesus and continues to suck in dick-heads like Queensland alp voters and other slow-thinkers. Conniving matter like Queensland fancy boy Treasurer Andrew Fraser, much loves his pretty camouflage. “Investigate Executive Criminals…” Murdoch’s hapless and demoralised lapdogs as blameworthy as their master for the demise of newspapers. A gushing meat pie story of a truckie so enamoured with his repast that he thrice licked his fingers to savor the last morsel finished off whatever credibility the Courier Mail might have had.

Given that he hasn’t made the news for three weeks, few Queenslanders would remember a low-down electoral fraudster and master criminal, Mike Kaiser. This low-life skunk slunk into richer sewers than those of George Street and avers there is no shame in anonymity while amassing the loot; the obverse to an Arthur Upfield novel, All Fame And No Bloody Money. Kaiser engineered the ALP link to News.com whose moderators sunk my letters connecting cigarette smoke and Qld. Housing.

Split The Bastards Down The Middle…

Forgive Me My Stupidity…I’m Just A Victim Of The Wind’s Direction.

July 24, 2011

What about that deep thinking mass of Federal Labor blubber on The Insiders this day who peppered his insignificant opinions with worn-out and offensive cliches. Don’t know about you, but …blind Freddy was always on my inane shit list and ran into disfavor in the eighties.

And

Why does ABC TV strive to be as cheap as the commercials. Thirty year old experts telling the viewer to watch appallingly presented clap-trap. The useless, drawn-out prompting of the Australian female “journalist” covering the Norway incident on par with Nines coverage of Edelsten’s heavily landed helicopter where one expected the desperate presenter to ask if that was not a cockroach she sees staggering on the fuselage as if hurt .

The following block quote is an email sent to a friend after the prepared piece disappeared as it was about to go to screen.

Hope am not intruding by this constant writing. What’s occurring job-wise and all? Hope you’re dinkum about the tenants being cordial towards you. The fat cow continues to snigger as I pass, but both she and the next-door queen have given-up lighting mosquito coils because of the west winds negating their efforts to inconvenience me and taking the odor away. Mother queen Woodums had a mozzie burner on each veranda and cow had one. This hatred of me started with her taking offence at being asked to tone down phone screaming, “Get a life.” she advised me. Mother head-job Dale, next door queen and obviously friends with fat-stuff from the past, has been featured in most of my recent blog posts, took it badly when he realized I was not for manipulation; and so it goes. But there is much more to him than a piqued old queen who ignites mosquito coils to get square with a better.

I have to be cautious to whom I vent my concerns for fear of being taken as a demented and dangerous conspiracy theorist, and writing this note has given the idea to use XXXXX as my draft document file. Little has got to screen lately, and this is where the sniggering starts and has me baffled as to whom should I turn for help. Trust no one still holds top spot. Keeping your own counsel means retaining your dignity and excludes Labor trash learning more about you. Government created cretins ever ready to drag weak characters into their pit of hopelessness. Am finding the times are catching-up and a good smart-arse piece is getting harder to bring together. Will take-out a bit here, the enemy has enough to work on…the worked-on story had disappeared leaving, as a rule, the rest of the document intact. My files automatically ‘save’ every minute so the disappearance of a complete article, nearing publishing, is too coincidental.

This morning I was finishing a piece on the trials and tribulations of a fat and ugly old bastard with the traditional blank boofy features of a retard who is immediately assumed as needing alphabet assistance when it recurred. This time however, the entire file went to cyber heaven. The just described process by-passed for a quick whisking away of the whole blooming lot, leaving an incomplete word on an otherwise blank page to carry the document name.

Will run this email as a post to assist the saboteurs next move. Adversaries abound; a few come to mind. ‘Fuck me till I bleed’ Woodums claimed early on to have extensive IT expertise, yet it stopped at grey-scale advice. A snotty new in-law with wild claims couldn’t deliver either. Few can substantiate their self-scripted c.v’s.

I recently got around to inserting links into my blog-posts Norm, and pointed a few at a certain place you might have heard about. Every now and then I run I play ‘ call recall’ for ‘missed’ phone calls and one was there from John Smith which needless to say, wasn’t followed up.

Was sore at losing today’s effort. I can never replicate exactly and the twin very touchy points of one’s boofhead looks with its appeal to be taken seriously, and also justifying my ideas on particular conspiracy theories. But something must be working given that A Letter From…has had 40 stopped spam and Comment On Qld boasts 140 odd. Haven’t said much in this letter Norm, and I know a lot less could have been said about the writer. Hope you, Kath and the kids have good feelings.

Goebbels Was There, But Nanny Ratched Called On Me.”

October 31, 2011
Those Who The Queensland Housing Department Wish To Destroy, They First Discredit.

In Queensland, Nanny Ratched Called On Me.”

After procrastinating for three months and paying two rents, I ignored the strong premonition of disquiet that engulfed me whenever I drove past the State accommodation precinct at 220-226 Brisbane Street, Beaudesert and moved in. The denigration process starts immediately with the official description  of the residence that most new arrivals want to make a home. They haven’t come to a flat or unit, they’ve come to “accommodation.” And who made this directive? Why, none other than the Ministry Of The Homeless. Is that title in itself not a grand piece of bureaucratic nonsense?  Their motto; Be Contrite or Be Homeless. Companies spend good dollars on a logo that befits the projected image. The implication is you are there by their grace, to dry-out ot to recover from a bad dose of crack. It’s part of the put-down.  I soon discovered that dismissing one’s prescience can have an unpleasant and long-lasting outcome, that public renters like me who query arbitrary decisions have become the new kicking boy displacing the aboriginal race, formerly a favoured target of a copper’s tongue and boot. A disgraced redemption of sorts is won by selling your soul to mendacious and venomous Station Road harridans. I.Q.numbers on tenants are elastic but with Google showing 62 for the average aboriginal, white renters with their exposed cretin heads, a 55 rating seems fair.

On Tuesday 25, October, I had a caller supposedly representing a sub-agent of a Queensland Government Department. My imagination-inspired ver batim report later. Cryptic bits; the writer, “With age I find my own company much more enlightening and preferable.” Response, “Dark duck.” Meaning? Googling not much help–presumably current lingo of his culture.Went on another search for a logo. Found the wording to a site that had “To Harass And Collect” shut down–embargoed. We Must Be In Queensland. The Q&A went something like… Why …??? Self replied  “So and so…” and on adding,” but I would need the best  Conspiracy Theorist in the word to collude with me to explain it convincingly.”  This comment followed. “We will go to your doctor immediately and organise a mental assessment.” His message encapsulated what this blog has been about; of my life since becoming a Queensland Public Housing tenant and its descent into an alien, unnatural, open prison type of existence. Add humiliation and despair. My indifference and ennui was soon replaced by a curiosity and a wish to confirm that the exposed vindictiveness and manipulation were not one-off, rare act of retribution,  but continuing acts of  Machiavellian revenge.

Few academic Australians under fifty years of age would remember Hitler’s infamous propaganda minister, Goebbels, and how his name was as reviled as his Fuhrer, yet all Labor backroom propagandists a la Mike Kaiser, would have short stasi lives if they didn’t follow his dictum of repetition, “Tell the people a lie often enough and they’ll come to believe it.” The Bligh organization  the most rapacious user of this less than subliminal message of reminding poor starving pensioners of their everlasting plight. I would like to believe she would win more general voting support if she opened these popular appeals by reminding welfare recipients that, despite the machinations of some rabid Queensland Housing operatives whose bias has led to bad deeds, it is not yet a criminal offence to think for themselves, that using common-sense is possible if the motives of Labor Government public servants can be monitored and corrected.

The nanny-state mentality is stuffing Australia. It has stuffed the economies of those countries whose unctuous legislators have corrupted a once grand welfare concept for the false, feel-good theorem of instant gratification, not unlike the laziness that follows an acceptance of masturbation over the real thing or being satisfied with a rare poker-machine win. While the subject of aging and its consequences is anathema to commercial TV broadcasting, ABC TV conversation programmes like Q&A et al often feature the views and opinions of widely accepted interviewees who all stress the need, indeed the necessity of keeping the brain as stimulated and as tuned as the body should be. Active older minds are induced into a state ordered comatose condition, and working, still active minds of self-reliant oldies like the writer rejects rhetoric picture of life’s,”…hard done-by pensioners suffering deprivation,” surviving on cat-food, pitifully attired in rags seeking alms by rattling a rusty jam tin. Melodramatic violin straining heartstrings in the bare, cold attic where our poor little hands stay cold until summer’s zenith when the air-conditioner breaks down on cue. Don more socks or remove them to suit the climate. It works for me. I keep a late model Falcon in better than legal and safe condition, get regularly ripped-off by computer parasites, eat too well by utilizing the major retailers to my own advantage, won’t recognize fast-food establishments, last partaking of their overpriced and overblown product post-funeral in 1997.

Less resolute people capitulate to the never-ending mantra of Australian politicians. The rhetorical asks what is more repugnant or depressing than Gillard’s constant reminder to all welfare recipient of their gullibility. Will they ever get the message to get off their fat butts and help themselves? Greece is today’s model of Australia twenty years hence. Much sooner if primary exports fall over. Mandatory, State-enforced helplessness; compulsive compliance of nannyism is not helping the independence of conscionable oldies like me in conflict with a State Government which throws millions more into self-promotion, I am reviled by Queensland Housing because I refuse their falseness. Throughout life Ive striven to sort-out my own problems, an early manifestation of the ‘trust no one’ philosophy. Being extraordinarily perceptive which means my shit detector was well-honed, that the bland acceptance of deceit as the template of the health industry easily persuaded me to avoid their practices and their practitioners.

My Aunty Jess. The secret of eternal youth is…

July 31, 2011

Back in the olden days of British film production, pitcher credits were always regarded as an integral and important part of the show and were run slow enough to enlighten and prepare the viewer for the coming entertainment. In a sense it is the equivalent to a play-goer buying a programme at the door but a British film’s credits can throw up bit players who went on to become leading lights of their profession. On the other hand you might have noticed, few American ‘stars’ seem to have done the hard yards; like those stories about the producer’s couch are dinkum and that eating dick on cue is the quickest way to Hollywood heaven.

Any film with railway, or the suggestion of trains in its title won my attention, an Agatha Christie carry-over for sure or even a Freudian connection to Ewan McGregor. The other day, I glanced at the TV as the opening credits of the 1970 movie showed that The Railway Children was from a book written by Edith Nesbit, an English novelist whose appeal peaked early last century. Her surname was that of the married name of a favored aunt long dead, 45 years at least and I recall an incident that happened at our home in Headfort Street, a couple of doors behind Greenslopes Repatriation Hospital’s recreation room, when I was about seven years of age, the conclusion of WW2.

Jess’s hubby, to a war-aware child because of the searchlights piercing Brisbane’s night skies after the Centaur sinking, was a dashing chap. Smartly uniformed in airman darkish blue, always held himself proudly, returned from war wearing a cap that flattened when removed, and was tucked under shoulder epaulettes when not being formal. I always had the romantic picture of him dishing it out to the nips over New Guinea, where three of Jess’s older brothers paid penance in various ground-fought theaters of war. We had a fair relationship I thought, until the occasion a few years later when I was spending some time with the family and he monetarily rewarded me for some mundane task. I shot over to the railway station and took a first class ticket to the City. Sated, I jumped on a return train, but unaware of the vagaries of travel, it seemed to go 100 miles an hour as it shot past my station.

It was a lesson in express peak-time people transportation whose effect was to last no more than two-minutes. My absence would be arousing interest and concern and I started to rue my impulsiveness. Being only two stations from home, the delay would not be enough to create panic, I reasoned. Feeling an emotional release as I boarded yet another train, the panic was palpable as this bastard again shot past Graceville Station. I was back at Roma Street within minutes. My interest in rail travel was appeased in the short term; Jack tied my stupidity to my elitist tendency, taken aback by my first class choice, but I became au fait with timetables.

Had I borne his sur-name, my childhood introduction to reading would have almost certainly started with the sedate genre of The Railway Children when one considers that at this mind-developing time, the growing awareness of my own sur-name led me to the action-fantasy world of Biggles and his frantic mid-air warnings to Ginger and other fighting squadron ‘chaps’ of “yellow blighters at 10 o’clock.” I thank W.E. Johns belatedly and wholeheartedly condemn this era’s fascist dummy mind-makers intent on killing Australia’s fighting and thinking spirit.

I watched the movie intermittently, too clean and innocent for blaise ten-year olds now, and was probably dated on its 1970 release, but far more watchable than the current formatted midday trash. The raison d’être of my TV and its continual running is to muffle the screaming nonsense that mobile phone clots think their unfortunate neighbors should know. These boofheads and other cretinous gestures of idiots carrying-on with vain attempts to mask their stupidity. They should die in great agony.

Jess will remain forever young in my mind. Bit like ego-driven 27 y.o. being etched in another dimension when bacteria in average mortals makes us ordinary and fallible. I liked Jess and was often chastised for being a nosey interfering brat by hanging around when she visited. My enduring and nostalgic mind picture of her is of the aftermath of a family drama that I tend to think as seriously private even now so long after the event that to detail my unfounded suspicions would be a betrayal of trust.

I emerged from under the paling enclosed, high-set Queenslander, at the bottom of the back stairs down which Jess had just swept, unsealed dirt floor used mainly as a kid’s play area, but high enough to accommodate the laundry, crude by today’s standards. We couldn’t have been too far behind the times, what with a gas clothes boiler replacing the antique outside wood-chip job that had doubled at festive times to dip recently decapitated chooks to facilitate feather removal.

It was probably a ruckus of raised voices that drew my attention. An emotional crisis was unfolding. I watched from my spot at the bottom of the stairs as Jess wept uncontrollably. She was sitting on the grass some ten metres down the gently sloping yard, legs drawn-up crying into folded arms. I stood transfixed, wanting to ease her pain, but back then kids knew intrusion into adult business always got short shift. no-kids-allowed-in-restaurant. Not knowing what to do, I did nothing. Just watched. The lazy man’s easy way out. Life’s template had been cast.

I was sure she had been guilty of some grave moral sin and that her punishment was deserved. Such was the religious pus that crueled and crotched and finally destroyed one ambitious kid’s life. Patchy memories of Jess after this come and go, vague, nothing significant; puberty’s intrusion heralding denial. Had I met her or seen her again, my helpless guilt wouldn’t have allowed me to look openly into her eyes as I once could.

This was my first recognized and admitted act of cowardice, more significant than all those that followed.

Les.

Murdoch agrees with Bligh… ” Keep them dumb.”

August 12, 2011

The fearless Bowen Hills newspaper “guys” really do fear an old bastard who poses sensitive questions of George Street pox. The under quote was shunned by nicotine advocate, dissenter-hater and Bligh apologist and closet Goebbelist , Paul Syvret, from use in the CM letters column on Bligh’s call that the electorate should be ‘appy. A variation of the feed them bullshit dictum.

She doesn’t fear losing the election, No fear, because she can’t. Her oligarchy works in partner-ship with a diminishing but still effective Bowen Hills clique, sharing political and mind dominance of brain-washed Queenslanders, whose allegiance is easily bought with bridge runs and fire-work shows. Why would a newsreader reassure viewers that drunken “men” taunting a bull, that none of them was seriously injured when I, and hopefully others, wished for a retribution by way of gored guts? A decent man is jailed for publicizing details of child molesters while Governments waste billions by encouraging limited ability morons to punch lazy, fat fingers at mobile phones into which inanities and stupidity is screamed. A George Street Chief of Staff warns me to stop complaining of 24 hour cigarette smoke drift entering my Government flat because the use of the toxin, nicotine is not illegal. His chastisement of my incorrect addressing of Crown Minister was his only problem and occupied two lines. Bludgers driving from Aratula for free food handouts appall me. Government endorsed stupidity depresses me too, Premier. Encourage the people to think for themselves.

Cheers everyone, Les.

Let The People Learn To Think For Themselves !!!

August 14, 2011

Was chided for yanking this post so with pressing ennui looming, will drop it back.

The turf war between the British Government and its coppers opens comparisons with this country, innet like? As with medicine, the real solutions are brought about by considerate rational thinkers, ie the Morcombe case, at back of shop, while ignorant, blase party kids at the counter fuck it up, witness cocky young doctors and pushy cops.

A radio broadcaster is hounded for revealing details of sexual predators and Bligh’s disingenuous dogs are sent en masse, to manipulate my silence on QBuild and Housing tricks to pull me into line. As unpleasant this precinct was when I moved-in, I’d like to see some semblance of a return. Meant for over 55′s, kids scream around now, Housing-encouraged hate and criminal deeds not unusual either. Spite rules and a nicotine/toxic-free flat a novelty. Queensland Labor Party mobilizes its thugs to bring me into line. Do federal journalists cover Qld politics and if they do, can they explain QBuild’s cavalier attitude of bucketing money out like drunken sailors

I find that frequent reassurances to the world of my harmlessness just don’t work; that I decamped from primary school before completing the year should appease my detractors is not enough to call-off the hounds, and using manners on Housing cows is regarded by them as a stupidity worthy of ridicule.

This preamble started as a precis to a piece on Bligh’s untouchable, gung-ho Woodridge Housing criminals now comes with a disclaimer stating the events weren’t generated from the Queensland Government flat precinct at 220-226 Brisbane Street, Beaudesert, Names used are fictitious with no connection to people alive or dead.

It was apt that Mother Dale Woodums should take his toys for a holiday on the full moon, a time when most of his peculiarities are vividly high-lighted.

Mother, as did his apparatchik pals, underestimated the level-headiness of their latest mark and his fading usefulness as a Queensland stasi operator instigated the move to easier targets.

Operatives like the nanny-state queen are used by a vendetta group within Queensland Housing’s fifth column element who seek the removal of, or failing that eventuality, causing as much discomfort as possible to those tenants whose opinions on democracy and civil freedoms are at variance with own interest criminals like Charmiane S. a fabricating, trouble-maker whose indiscriminate activities are Government sanctioned and handled now, if my gen is half correct, by equally diseased nose-picker, Kymberlee who in turn, recruits frightened and obedient little shop girls, a la Celeste T. who might learn one day the intellectual benefits of forming one’s own opinions.

The fore-mentioned are of the genre that foul Federal Labor trash Craig Thompson hope to demean by obligating a response from far more decent entities or in my case, an individual, than they could ever attain. The inept Woodridge Housing dross, if they have to nanny-state tenants, could start with dumb bastards who kill their own by fire rather than hounding law-abiding old people. Corrupt Hillhouse crap could never, in a thousand life-times, garner the capacity to learn or earn respect enough to sniff my back hole. Consulting with this vermin would be like complaining to the Bishop about homosexuality while the curate has his hands down your shorts.

Their antics, especially the encouragement of mobile phone morans have been the subject of many of the writer’s posts and are representative of an ignored or widespread accepted rot by bureaucrats whose nurturing in Labor Party gangsterism sees bullying as part of being a contrite tenant. My opinions on Heede, a lazy, blubbery Judy Moran look-alike have been aired. As foul a “woman” as her namesake with no noticeable graces, preceded Woodum’s move from Merrimac by five or six months.

With flat 11 becoming vacant again after a couple of months tenancy, the most wasteful of Queensland agencies, QBuild, can spend thousands on unnecessary paint and “repair” jobs, further complicating my toxin sensitivity problems and use full strength paint contrary to provisions. In the duration, Dunghouse and company will sift tenancy applications for an active pedophile criminal, cigarette-smoking recidivist and habitual drunk to ensure the discomfort of others and especially of me.

The protagonists of this post should be reminded often of their minor p.s. status and let non-fifth columnists live in peace. Be ‘appy, Les.

JAALA and HILLHOUSE…Given Brains In Error…Investigate Bligh’s Dummies.

August 31, 2011

Dumbded-down Australians relaxed too soon when 1985 dawned and Orwell’s warnings faded with his book. The iconic title was a random number, he later wrote. It could easily have been 2011, the year the Queensland Government redoubled their efforts to destroy my credibility for fear I file a damages suit.

The stupidity of the Queensland Government’s corny waste clap-trap policy finally being aired. (Got the State wrong, but same template across the country; this is not yet a trial transcript) Non-thinking citizens stuck up the creek now won’t know which way to turn. The monstrous cost of the system was known before its inception. Additionally, in this Government block of flats, the abundance of unused recycle bins laying idle must incur a cost that is met from only one source. If Governments can’t think through the consequences of their actions, the possibility of Woodridge Housing dummies becoming breathing, thinking Pinocchios most remote. I offer a typical Orwellian observation:

“People simply disappeared, always during the night. Your name was removed from the registers, every record of everything you had ever done was wiped out, your one-time existence was denied and then forgotten. You were abolished, annihilated: vaporized was the usual word.”
- George Orwell, 1984, Book 1, Chapter 1

Every effort has been made to conceal identities of participants in events that are fictional. Names coinciding with actual persons unintentional.

An aging and inexpert tyro writer like yours truly is verily in the shit as he tries to push buckets of it up hill at his helplessness to explain the creeping re-emergence and acceptance of Hitlerism as its influence gradually festers and grows, displacing decency, whose practitioners become objects of derision by girl yobbos, descendents of book-burners looking for a post storm-water drain respectability. They get their jollies by informing on harmless minorities; ego food for untalented and amoral zombies whose only ability is to ascertain in a flash how to best proffer ridicule on decent people.

Vampires, if ‘horror’ movie scripts have credibility, recoil from the holy cross when so-confronted, fearing its power will finish them. A hammer and stake through the heart most likely did the damage. My unblemished entity has a similar effect on Schoutens-led harpies, yet to explain their fear of my presence, resolute despite the wag of vindictive tongues. Like Hemingway’s shit detector, mine is always tuned. Why? I don’t know. A handy asset for one on defence maneuvers I suppose. Not in my martyr book though. Housing staff malevolence toward me is palpable, their knives simply slice off enough to suit the moment. Dealing with decent oldies leaves them perplexed and foundering while Bligh praises this vintage group only on victory nights, who by dawn have reverted to senility and history. How, in peace-time can one counter the effect of Government encouraged stupidity and stay out of goal? A famous British skit advised writing a letter to the Times a paean for all problems from the late arrival of the Cumberland twit to the clarification of rumors that wanking is fraught with aids after all. A letter to Bowen Hills impracticable in the current atmosphere unless its sender is of the far right where the stench of Bligh’s corruption curdles the ink.

Monday last, two Government hit-squad goons called. They tell me to quit fighting for a natural right to clean oxygen and boast of urging Woodward to release whatever legal toxins he wishes into the prevailing easterlies to be down-swept into my flat. This advice, if followed, will be met by an equally obnoxious but legal deed of my own. I am too generous with the dim. Mother queen and tubby use Hillhouse supplied confidential client information that might be less than accurate. ‘Nuff sed. With my blog posts having non-libelous, but strong comments, the material the nice young girl held was pussy-cat stuff, degrading only if the complainant feels he fits the bill, e.g. stasi sperm-eater, shit stuff, but manna for Housing’s fetish for kangaroo court justice. These girls were on an excursion to show just how brittle are the egos of their own protected bullies, unable to master their own defence.

The girls, proud bureaucratic bullies get their jollies degrading old men. We have under discussion here, covert shit who should be awaiting criminal trial for aggravated assault. Their dread of my innate goodness is a worry. The heavy-handed Cromwellians insist civil rights for aged Queensland public-housing tenants without fifth column protection are suspended. The State rejects the individual except for $1,000 a day mates and bludgers of Mike Kaiser level. Inflated doped-up egomaniacs without mental maturity, admonish an educated oldie for out-thinking the maladjusted cadre, Mother, who felt his psychiatric skill justified the appellation of psycho for asking him to tone down his mobile phone posturing.

The hate and self-satisfaction of Hillhouse and her agent Hidee, not yet sated apparently. Illegally entering my flat no longer on the crime statute, accepted as run of the mill stuff, as will become her waddling and heaving along a private veranda to steal my false cameras. These are bullying criminals doing bad things to good people and I won’t apologize to retributive, lazy thugs. I’ve admitted the difficulty in exposing a system established to discredit whistle-blowers, the blatant Illegal entry been going on indefinitely by the tone of things; witless and desperate no-hopers keen to stay in grace and favor of Station Road crooks. Mind games of a pathetically obese baby killer not much of an opponent for me, but offers a compensation of sorts for her unusual abnormality. Am I supposed to weep and gnash my teeth in despair? Can’t do, I’m afraid.

Cheap surveillance toys are just that. I placed two of this $20 logitech stuff with visible warning notices in prominent places mainly because of its novelty value and had been toy-deprived lately. Hidee, with Hillhouse encouragement, peels off the product supplied signs to further denigrate my buggered P.R. image. I disturbed the status quo and the local cell cadres were aghast that spy devices were spun around to face the users. Labor Party spooks collect excellent quality shots via mobile phones know my toys are passe, but make clucking sounds to garner sympathy from the dummies. Amateurish and embarrassing field-workers like Woodward covertly put me in his phone frame without my ok, annoys me that I am considered too dumb to notice.

He and acquaintances have carte blanche access with supplied keys to enter any flat they choose, occupied or not. I was very quickly on to him and running to his Woodridge masters was his only option. Why his movements within or without his flat should interest me is beyond the pail. I need only glance out my study window if I became so fixated, his whereabouts within easily monitored by constant banging on bare floorboards. An obsession to observe such an unpalatable object is not on my idiosyncratic list and puts ‘watching grass grow’ in luxury class. My p.c. screen mimics H.C. staff in that it can carry out only one function at a time, and I prefer my document files. The web has a few interesting intruder detecting devices that on first glance warrants another look.

The illegal intrusion into private property by nanny-state agents with sophisticated equipment far more offensive than the five minute wonder of legal cams that had their desired result of spooking ham queen at his own game, but with the one huge difference; I used my mind, he had the OK to house-break at least twice proving once again that it’s all about who you know than what you know or more importantly, the depth of your turpitude. A moderate, repelled by private intrusion into an individual’s ‘castle,’ I hope my experiences are a one-off mistake by people who hate one particular ugly old bastard and is not a George Street directive. The p.c. is variable with tons of info, but useless when you don’t get prior advice on what’s been organized for one’s discomfort. An intruder detector with recorded time, probably first purchase a Commission tenant should install, not for fear of fellow tenants or strangers, but as evidence of illegal entry by the ruling party’s sheet sniffers.

And at this point, am obliged to take care as what follows will be used to demean and discredit the writer.

I doubt that the exotically named Jaala, a smug new to me Ayesha on the h.c. scene, will ever gain the integrity to sniff my poxy old arse, encouraged upwind stasi to use all imaginable legal odors to irritate me, might not always have Government protection for her threats and whatever other undisclosed deeds she is mixed-up with. She knows she is a crook and I know. Unprincipled spivs shoring-up a rotten system will be waiting a while to feed on perceived sexist, racist and whatever imagined slights I might make. What irritates me somewhat is that she and other Party hacks with no experience of life wish to impart their inexperience on me. Most of these kids are untrained and clumsy carrying out their ‘duties’ in an ad hoc manner, prompted by paranoid, vexatious seniors fearing a tenants up-rising. Transpose this selfish pack of average public servants to aged care and the prospect of a hose applied to a shitty back hole every few weeks would be rare and accidental.

The use of eviction tenants to shift disliked oldies baffles me that it’s happening in Queensland. Had a trained communicator explained to a prospective renter his loss of civil rights as a government tenant, and what lies in wait for a dissenter, my despair would be unknown. I would have gone elsewhere. Apart from the overt, in your face killings of his own people by Gaddafi’s hoodlums, Queensland’s biased Housing cretins do it the covert ‘ladies’ way of compulsory spent cigarette smoke and toxic ingestion. Usually practiced in foreign countries by developers to move-on tenants loathe to shift voluntarily. Shouldn’t possibly happen in western countries, one would think, let alone in a democratic Queensland run by the misnamed people’s party.

I care not a whit of Mother’s sexual orientation. His non-smoking status is what initially won me over and dulled my prescience. Rejected megalomaniacs get square in the most surprisingly, venomous and unmanly ways and my defenses were down, his non-smoking status and an old queen lording around the place, a la Noel Coward would be a change and with his obviously affected mien, that I felt the installment of a campy old non-smoking queen would certainly be a change.

An established pen-man would find difficulty to convincingly relate the goings-on of Government agents to believability which gives me little hope. The manipulators discredit informants as conspiracy theory nutters and lock them up. Witness Julian Assange’s rape accusations. A Diminished I.Q. serial phone pest using Woodridge H.C. communication equipment has rendered my land-line phone obsolete, while the mobile amasses hundreds of dollars credit awaiting a genuine use. The greatest asset of email is that its ‘block’ box repels the dickheads. Tom Burns, a Labor ‘legend’ is remembered around Beaudesert for his, “Never forget you are always under watch,” reminding local developers of their vulnerability as the disenfranchised Nats became once again an emasculated shit party. Was a mistake to ignore this strong admonishment as political memories hang around and smell. The availability of surveillance toys nowadays would send him into paroxysms of uncontrolled joy. I erred a couple of years ago by posing for a matey photo-shoot at a Labor Party booth after making critical anti-Labor comments nearing an election.

Not unexpectedly, Housing stasi responded to a companion’s difficulty in achieving an illegal eviction. Hurst, soon to be exposed a fifth columnist, was chauffeured to his flat ‘inspection’ by the same fellow who, three years later, was to assist in Woodward’s arrival; Our (Hurst) first encounter an endurance test of Job-like proportion sorely tested my patience and I fled this unprincipled, bragging predator mid-sentence, putting me atop his hate-whisper list. Listening to State-side, on secondment ‘under-cover’ police work and sexual frequency and endurance wouldn’t work on a youth so why me? That action shattered his self-belief somewhat and he had to get-square.

Pseudo-puppeteer and eviction tenant believes he introduced new-world trinkets to the precinct, entered my flat on two occasions with supplied keys and by the grace and instructions of his superiors. The first time on January 14, can’t be supported in court, he was complicit in a house-break and on impulse, it is presumed, took the popular Ayn Rand philosophy, Atlas Shrugged simply to show that, under the Gestapo umbrella, he does whatever he wants. I had mentioned in an earlier post my youthful interest in her stuff, now looked upon as tosh in a conversation before his true intent was known. My likes and observations were always ‘stupid’ to this fellow whereupon a charitable chap would offer passing interest. He was to re-enter my flat to undo his former action and to reveal where he went wrong not good to disclose. Living beside an active, Murphy-protected thief doesn’t sit well with me, the crooks too well honed these days to leave paper trails.

Woodums and the rotund one are life’s weak rats who shore-up their egos by dobbing-in good people, would be rewarded with steel in the guts if carried out in a POW camp, for their unabashed affiliation with established thugs, attract only the easily persuaded and dumb, gentle people like the hapless Jock and the unaware Maureen. The offensive baby-eater Hidee, should be doing life for yet to be discovered remains of roasted babies, assist him in his role of eviction tenant. Mother and Pettums Hurst finally revealed their working relationship the other day with Hurst making a full-scale theater production of freeing a supposed sealed fly-door of Woodums. It is a ruse of established house-breakers and small-time crooks to imply another in the area is a common thief to distract attention from themselves.

I displease myself for being tardy, knowing what was in the wind and naughty for not acting to pre-empt the obvious, but there you go! Being Les Johns is a heavy and onerous load, and is rekindling a return to my original tagline: It Is Dangerous To Be Right When The Government Is Wrong. Obedience is the only option for weak, Government-backed toadies, like the baby-eating Hidee and fag-boy and a myriad of others, however capitulating to unprincipled maggots is not on my to do list. My disfavor with Housing cadres intensified after the prissy, empty-headed prig, Rebecca in company with another dunce, according to my diary, took kindergarten offence at my ver batim reporting of a QBuild painter-overseer thug who resented being asked to quieten his noisy staff telling me to, “Shut-up, you fucking poofter.” Been elsewhere mentioned where three months of intermittent TV couldn’t be fixed by an unqualified QBuild ‘mate’ after many call-outs and the matter was incorporated in a letter of complaint to the Minister.

What gets me with the likes of especially dispatched operator, Mental Evaluation Specialist and local cadre chief, Paul G. who is probably a nice chap away from poisonous company, subtly assessed me last April thinks his actions pass unnoticed, got his hackles up when I legally asked the stasi lieutenant his credentials. Hitler’s bitter daughters on Monday last stirred me. Never could overcome the stench of corruption and bureaucratic troublemakers skewing my judgement. The two little lasses, like G. are reluctant to give names on demand, a legal request, seek no doubt the adulation and backs-slaps of fellow ‘yes’ girls for putting an old bastard in his place. The real Australia is in strife with personal attrition riff-raff like them making decisions on a decent and blameless citizen. These little girls should be reminded more often that they are low-order public servants, and that their own superiority is delusional. A story about dictator’s who crown themselves lies elsewhere. What’s the odds on Paul’s imminent return to 220 Brisbane Street to test Terry O’Brien’s assertion that mental evaluation tests are a practical demonstration on the effect of electricity on dissidents.

Mother dropped boastful asides of his mission, knowing his little snippets mean nothing to the casual observer. A medical person agrees Qld. Housing’s inbuilt hate is like that of a tiger targeting an elk and can’t be dissuaded from its goading into a rage to justify Mental Evaluation apprehension. This environment is detrimental for a nanny-hating freethinker and I abhor being obliged to limp with the diseased. Palen Creek looks just the spot for navel-gazers where I understand, there is no requirement to ingest poison at the instance of the daughters of menace. In the meantime, I’ll get a bodgie crime sheet to facilitate a re-entry into public Housing and follow Hillhouse’s advice of fifth column membership and commence a stasi training course at once.

Love and kissy hugs from Les.

Manipulators, Bullies And Queensland Housing.

September 24, 2011


Dear Julian Assuage,

I was indifferent to gay rights and still regard gay marriage as an inexpedient nonsense. There are legalities available to solidify or publicise relationships or to finger an authority no longer a threat to their choice. Revive the practice of issuing banns perhaps? Had same-sex relations continued to be outlawed a la the olden days you, my dear Julian would have been charged with man sex or any charge by which Sweden would amuse the USA. Its all about appeasing the emotional money master.

You are confronted by the long odds these stasi operatives need to succeed in their on-going quest against fair play and justice for the individual, but you’ll emerge triumphant and the absolute joy will sustain you to the last day. I do hope the euphoria that must equal the childlike satisfaction of a new Christmas bicycle restores your hair color. Post Christmas, I’d like you to do a Wiki-job on a band of artless crooks who, without the umbrella of the Woodridge division of the Queensland Housing Department would despair for mummy and daddy in a Wacol goal.

At least Jules, you had access to tangible readable documents. Crooked Queensland Housing employees who have arcane reservations make threats by telephone, and when I closed that avenue the uneducated and ignorant Kymberley sent a boy Terry, to quote tenancy provisions, which I’m sure don’t include the stipulation that I must accept calls from a boofy Housing serial phone pest or that a recent obstreperous, trouble-making arrival shouldn’t be asked to tone down her very audible mobile phone calls.
 

Major characters in the 1949 novel. 1984.

Winston Smith – The novel’s protagonist
Julia – Winston’s lover
Big Brother – The dictator of Oceania in the year 1984
O’Brien – A government agent who deceives Winston and Julia into believing that he is a member of the resistance.
Emmanuel Goldstein – A former top member and now opposer of the ruling Party

 
Qbuild costings are reportedly six times that of legitimate or comparative, unprotected businesses. In retirement, we older practiced eyes know what waste is and the signs of lurks stand out like dog’s nuts. Verandas in this Government flat precinct at 220-226 Brisbane Street, Beaudesert were unnecessarily repainted eleven months after the previous job and the workman was supplied with the paint and paid $4,000.

Workplace safety regulations and bullshit and bullshit is employed to reinforce personal vendettas. Non-toxic paint should be used on Government Housing, but a rash of tenant departures meant many retouches and it is agreed by all tenants that full strength, toxic and cheaper variety was the paint of choice on the last job with the floor being varnished, a most rare and unusual event; the insides of the food cupboard and the wardrobe also painted. It just doesn’t stack up and happens when inherently diseased minds of minions urge an incompetent senior to do their bidding.

The pivotal word in a bully story is manipulation. Under-estimate the venom these stand-over merchants have for dissenters and the retribution to those who won’t acquiesce to private deals between megalomaniacal public housing tenants and corrupt Qld. Housing staff, and your a dead man. When these operatives are Qld. P.S. staff who realize a targeted tenant has independent thought, he/she is then officially acknowledged as a trouble-maker and will be hounded out of the place of abode by spurious claims to justify eviction threats.

Our ever-loving and caring Premier I’m sure, has no idea that oldies with respiratory woes are invited by indifferent Housing staff to “just get out” if they plead to be placed away from a recycled cigarette smoke environment. This callous attitude is at variance to her publicly declared views on the detrimental health result of inhaling used smoke.

Last year, Beaudesert public housing tenants were advised of a tenants meeting by hand delivered pamphlets. Big surprise! My letter-box didn’t feel the warm fuzzy thump of this friendly advice. I was persona non grata and my presence not preferred. I wasn’t supposed to be there. Why not notification via official stationary, I asked of a Housing person? It was organised by the union on short notice, she replied. End of story. My advice of its advent came per a friendly phone call.

I attended this sham window-dressing nonsense and asked of the “union representative” my chances of installing cctv, the presence of which would have immediately absolved me of an incident had one been in use. This supposed tenant’s representative was aghast at the suggestion. I then put to her why certain buildings couldn’t be made cigarette-smoke free. Her response again, was in the negative claiming smokers would feel offended and excluded. Her role, she told the audience, using a straight face, was to keep tenants in touch with the happenings of the world and how we might save on electricity usage.

A month or so later, an electricity salesman in opposition to Origin was banging on housing commission doors imploring our business. One could not make a connection between his visit and the union lady’s statement, could one?

When I find Jean’s surname, I’ll drop it in. She is just another government knucklehead, her fascist LANARTA job, a ruse to mop-up anti-Labor dissidents. What’s a charlatan, again? I went to the web and discovered her union, LANARTA INC. was nothing more than another apologist front, another section of the Department of the Homeless, as Housing is now known. A calculated psychological addition to its title to remind intransigents of their ultimate fate in a fascist Queensland.

Tenants who dob-in their fellows are, by definition, active fifth columnists with elevated status and those residents without a connection to a clique are not only out of the loop, but are the target of bully groups strangers to independent thought. Good Queenslanders are perceived as knuckle-heads who easily fall prey to bait such as bridge runs and wasteful firework shows. Government elites also believe the worker should be impressed with a nonsensical $2 power bill save, while some of the less restrained shove twenties into poker machines like the drunks they might well be. However, even the mugs tire of Queensland Labors smelly, shallow allurements, even those whose cultural pursuits stop at bridge runs and pie-eating contests.

What is Vilification?

October 9, 2011

 

This article could have been lifted from Uni. Queensland site and had planned to use it to back-up a blogger, changed the mind. Rather than it turn into cyber dust, will run it with acknowledgements. Seems my by-line is fixed. I couldn’t remove it, yet my technology is limited.

Crucial to any anti-vilification law is the definition of what constitutes vilification. Unfortunately this is not explained in any of the articles announcing this important addition to Queensland law. Nor are any examples given of concrete acts of vilification. As is well known the prosecutions for vilification in the jurisdictions that have such laws are rather rare. So we do not have a lot of examples of the thing that is really proscribed.

No doubt the legal text will contain some definitions. But as with legal terminology what it really comes to mean will depend on court interpretations and decisions. What politicians who enact such laws have to make clear what they mean when they frame these laws in clear and unambiguous terms. Explanation given so far are far from being satisfactory.

Instead of providing a definition of vilification and giving examples of it the defenders of anti-vilification law resort to the expedient of using undefined and clearly value-loaded terms which may mean different things to different persons. The synonyms used clearly have negative value connotations and all the nuances implicit in these terms are surreptitiously ascribed to persons allegedly harbouring tendencies to racial and religious vilification.

A term frequently used as a synonym for vilification is that they are acts of a hateful nature. Thus Premier Beattie speaks of “public forms of racial and religious hatred”. The same terminology is adopted by Rabbi Themal when he speaks of the law prohibiting “public forms of racial and religious hatred”. He also speaks of ethnic and religious communities being worried about “hate material” even though such material if often generated by other ethnic or religious groups.

One would assume that hate is motivation for certain acts and is something different from the acts themselves. It is often difficult to infer the motivation for acts even though the acts themselves can be clearly described. Even self-confessions as to motivation may be intentionally misleading How Premier Beattie and Rabbi Themal have determined that the acts they refer to are motivated by “hate” and not some other motive is not stated. To base legislation on motives and not on clearly defined acts is bad jurisprudence.

Dictionaries do not give much help usually resorting to circular definitions. Webster’s New World Dictionary defines the verb to vilify as “to use abusive or slanderous language about or of; calumniate”. This is somewhat better than the hate criterion, but when the specific terms used are looked up they throw up many areas of ambiguity. It must not be thought that reasonable people would object to laws which restrict slander or abuse. In fact laws to that effect have existed for a long time and not created any problem for those concerned with civil rights. It is the attempt to extend this existing body of legislation, and to give special treatment to race and religion that is denied to other human characteristics which can equally be subjected to calumny or abuse that must concern those who argue that anti-vilification laws have a different agenda all of their own.

Libel, slander and defamation have attracted a large body of judicial interpretation even though there is no unanimity in different jurisdictions. In the United States much greater latitude is given to expressions in this regard than is the case in the British legal system. Australian practice seems to follow the British rather than the American system. So laws in this regard as they currently exist here are more restrictive than it is in many other jurisdictions. In this regard any attempt to enlarge the scope of these laws must be undertaken with great care.

In the absence of a clear definition of the terms involved one may (sic)to statements in the racial and religious arenas to which some people have objected.

Queensland’s Disdain For The Recognition Of Human Rights.

September 30, 2011

 

Most thinking Australians have followed Andrew Bolt’s court ruling plight which was to me the done deal of the decade given the ‘political correctness’ claptrap that banishes decent citizens to the desert. Intrusive visits by Queensland Housing heavies to silence my anti-smoking comments and condemnation of their active encouragement to favoured tenants to release toxins at will, proves more stinks in Queensland Labor than Housing’s calculated disregard of human rights. Bolt has thousands of supporters, one of whom is John Roskham, spokesman of a think-tank whose letter in Bolt’s column could apply to the silent suffering of many flabbergasted, decent-living, generally older people, whose principles have been unceremoniously pulled from under them. Abandoned, they are left to wonder why inborn instinctive goodness, once so pivotal to a civilized society, is now derided as a mental aberration peculiar to ‘oldies.’

That I’ve lately questioned my nurturing by overly decent and worthy parents is unfair to their memory and a poor reflection on law-maker’s sympathy with bullies and other recidivists who have been nanny-state trained not to think beyond on whose property should they chuck their take-away rubbish.

As a Qld. Housing tenant, I have seen and experienced too much blatant disregard and disdain of human rights by operatives within the Housing system, that had I wanted to keep my self-respect, would have departed long ago. Two instances; 89 y.o. woman troubled by downwind cigarette smoke drift and road toxins pleading with me not to let on that she was so troubled, didn’t want to get on wrong side of Housing staff, she said. Same lady issued with notice to correct an anomaly with $1.90 f/n undeclared, unaware WW2 pension of first, dead husband. Given two weeks to correct things or lose rent subsidy. A worrier, she chased a remote off-spring to fix it. Dead five weeks later.

Example 2; Visiting a link in another housing precinct, I passed a declared fifth columnist who had spitefully made false accusations against my acquaintance for undeclared income. Facetiously, I offered him some of my notes for his edification. His reply is typical of Housing Commission’s killing of individual thought: “No way in the world,” he quickly shot off, and I am not kidding, added, “If they (H.C.) get to hear about it, I’ll be looking for another flat.” For Queensland Housing, this manipulated, brain-dead oxygen waster is the embodiment of the perfect tenant.

Mr. Roskam, Australians should be outraged at tons of social issues, as you say, but unless they are suffering a similar fate, their comprehension of outrage is hard put to extend beyond deep and meaningful statements like “scary” and such heart-felt emotion could happen only if a promised firework exhibition or free sausage sizzle failed to eventuate. I commend your intent.

“How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate, they could plug-in your wire whenever they wanted to.” — George Orwell, 1984.

Was clicking through StumbleUpon when up bobbed an academic’s ranking of “Fourteen Defining Characteristics Of Fascism.” and with the continuing harassment from Bligh's Housing thought police, it was once more unto the fight, dear friends, once more. " Christ, here we go again," I could have uttered as I yanked the four most relevant points over to a page and rearranged the importance order.

These unordered bits and pieces have been dropped in minutes before midnight to grab the September date tag and will be progressively added to. There is much to say!

Les Johns.

Borbidge’s NLP Comments and Mine.

October 7, 2011

 

Bligh and the back-room boys know most Queenslanders are incorrigibly and forever dumb, feeding off the Government dispensed propaganda that watching a grand final once a year makes them participating sports-people, are likely to be those who have the maximum three-week memory recall, e.g. a firework show held within that time-frame prior the election would give the sitting party a favorable result. The NLP think-tankers could take a look at the introduction of IQ tests to ascertain a citizen’s suitability to cast a vote. Australians are too easily bought nowadays; what average Queensland yobbo/police person wouldn’t cast his aging mother to the desert for a slab of grog?

“There’s Definitely A Dirt Unit.” Newman said.

…and it’s called The Department of Housing…stasi tactics suspected Mr. Newman, and their Woodridge foot soldiers are the drunks, punks and desperadoes. Two of them are eviction tenants, Hidee and Woodwards, who have been purposely moulded to use mind-games against tenants who have either unwittingly earned the wraith of spiteful little Housing girls, or the retribution of Department heads on those like the writer who seek to expose QBuild and Housing’s inborn corruption. Like you, I am humbled to have taxpayer’s cash wasted on such an unworthy subject as one’s self, and would rather her corrupt Government redirect those funds to the satellite surveillance of tracking arsonists and also perhaps, follow the movements of child predators.

The writer is a non smoker, non drinker nowadays, a quiet living oldie kept occupied writing letters. I’ve lived with the invective of Housing staff for seven years and am a much better person for surviving the experience, although I risk family alienation by staying on at this State run ‘accommodation’ precinct diagonally opposite Beaudesert High School. It does seem I prefer the company of fools, but refusing to kowtow to bureaucratic boofheads has much to do with my stance. Newman treads a shaky path, but I am not obliged to moderate comments to appease bad people.

Slide Bolts and Queensland Housing… A Victim’s Story.

A previous resident of the Government flat I was about to move into had fitted small, almost indiscernible slide bolts that would be hard put to deter friends and I concluded an obliging son might have installed them to ease a parent’s intruder concerns. But, small as they are, a forced shoulder-entry would splinter door surrounds and only a desperate, in and out in a minute opportunist would do something so dopey. Traditional offences like this are soon detected, well before a pin-hole or IT bug could ever be proven to have been planted by a stealthy operative, to later return and retrieve, again by illegal entry.

In time I was to find the only source of home intrusion came not from hungry intransigents or passing opportunists, but from those charged with the protection of the individual rights of the citizen The odds of my finding hen’s teeth are shorter than proving my accusations, so will go into disclaimer mode, how names coinciding with those of living people are accidental and not deliberate.

The precinct’s chief cadre, Woodward is a busy sneaky chap ably assisted by the odious and depraved Hidee. His absence from neighbor-watching is spent at his Brisbane home with (de) briefings and progress reports on the handling of dissident tenants is explored at length. Written reports on the demolishing and character assassinations of disobedient tenants a time bomb, all exchanges are orally delivered between field members and apparatchiks. The chance of a copy relating to the writer coming this way not as good as Loganlea Hospital’s error of remitting my medical files to home address where I discovered that after a three-day hospitalization for aerosol poisoning administered while asleep by a vindictive up wind neighbour, and regret that prudence prevents its disclosure for the time being.

The big-shot 14 y.o. smart-arse who boasted of having a massage after buying dope in Bali will be defended as the best little kid in Christendom. I have in mind, brothers, both impure swill, off-spring of shit-parent milk deliverers, whose bodily fate should have been a commercial sausage-making machine. This newest refuse came in the same mould of these two and should do six years hard with weekly lashings as a reminder of why he was slotted.

Till later, Les.

It’s Beaudesert and It’s Government Rotten

October 17, 2011

DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING. (BEAUDESERT AREA)


Discussions on Bligh/ Queensland Housing’s” immoral disregard and ill-treatment of decent Public Housing tenants going over to: “Comment On Queensland.”

 
 

Well before the computer came along to compliment the great wisdom of man, I had accumulated a fair bit of ballast. Cheap hard-back reprints of the classics became poor-mans collector’s pieces in the early sixties, and my sets are packed away awaiting a like-minded receiver or a genuine donee of such stuff. Kin, typically, aren’t much help. When a practicing member of the 1st estate, acting like a possessed ascetic, or in the style of his elder brother, a true abstinent, rejected outright the idea he take care of a century old, ten volume encyclopedia.

A loud thought at the time that the few remaining relics of working-class ancestors might interest future generations didn’t cut any ice. Another fellow, once a knock-around sort of chap, would take a certain object off my hands, he offered, if I sign some legal bullshit absolving he and his family from damages should that object come to grief while in their ownership. What with the quaintly named con-man, Beamish-White giving me a hard time, it has slowly dawned on me that given such crass pricks as relatives, I must have ran over more than one Chinaman in my time. These relatives, unless I suffer a comprehension problem, have a reason for hating, after all they know me much more intimately than do immature and illiterate Queensland Housing silly fillies.

It was not an unexpected response with handed down and family photos getting the finger two decades before. I am too selfish for my own good for wanting a happy result for what was once the centerpiece of our parents limited library, a curiosity admittedly, which never got anywhere near the number of ‘hits’ as did the Arthur Mee Children’s encyclopedia.

My appreciation and thanks to David for taking custody of this and a few other small tomes and regret losing touch with his Mum, a letter-writing devotee, who asked the fate of the popular well used and tattered Arthur Mee Children’s Encyclopedia. Its attraction to the kids of that era probably led to the trivia craze of a few decades later, passé nowadays what with the P.C. taking over. Most of us have to answer for our misdeeds, and I wasn’t at all happy to admit my folly in not checking a caravan’s roof until it was far too late.

Our parents encouraged ‘quiet times’ during which we sat at the dining-room table, well-worn lead-pencils and scarce pieces of stationary our tools, the smart one of the day lording it over the other whoever got the pencil-top eraser. War-time austerity it was called and notwithstanding one’s material worth, we were in the same boat when it came to commodities. Funny the things you remember; when an accidental on purpose, bump to my elbow made a scrawl across the page, I was quick to report its cause to the intended receiver, Aunty Maggie, who with Uncle Bill, were popular Mundubbera cream producers at the time.

Aunty Mill laughingly retold that story on gatherings that thinned as memories of the second world war receded. A child’s farm experiences ! Pushing a flanged-wheeled flat-top loaded with cans of separated milk up milled timber tracks to condemned pigs a favourite, a far greater preference to the doppelganger Hornesby. The farm’s party-line phone number, an un-forgettable 4U. Was much later I learnt the farm was our ‘safe’ home, to which we were shipped when imminent Japanese occupation seemed possible. A false belief that a remote spot would save western kids from Japanese steel. The nips much preferred stringing their prone victims above quick growing bamboo and watch the fun as bellies were pierced. In the dry inland, the slitty-eyes would resort to another favourite in which rats in a tin were affixed to the victim’s stomach.

I reckon Dave’s Mum, the letter-writing devotee would have been happy with herself had she utilized the document part of the p.c. I persevered with elementary stuff like getting a page up despite the strong advice of two ‘instructors’ that watching tv might be my technical limit. Will send her an old-fashioned letter to test the waters.

The need to work, to play up and experience life saw writing take a back-seat and with retirement, its genesis reborn and given another span of life. Since those times, letter writing became a dark art and its followers censured by the finger-pointers for being different to the herd. And so, with my embracing of the computer a couple of years ago, I began this nondescript little blog, “A Letter From Les,” not especially to sate my limited literacy skills, but also in following advice that the minutest of events and the thoughts of the day should be recorded.

I’ve never denied my dimness, but negative attitudes always astonish me when so confronted, and this morning when I heard how the deaths of many local horses, about twenty I believe, is now looked upon as suspicious. Many hard to explain and diabolical things happen in this area and vengeance crimes against animals surprises few locals; it has happened in the most appropriate place and where at my late stage of life, discovered how hate and personal vendettas are an accepted nay, an expected part of surviving in a Schouten/Hillhouse vendetta-driven Housing Department.

One morning a couple of weeks ago, I was momentarily stunned to find my bedroom or north-facing fly door was on fixed lock. This can happen only by using the key on either side and I don’t sleepwalk. Had a fire or an emergency occurred necessitating a hurried exit, I would never have realized I was locked in. I’ve lived with acts like this since trained eviction tenants, Woodward and the diseased Hidee intensified their hopeless little mind games, Departmentally stasi approved bullying stunts, condoned, approved and encouraged by Schoutens/Hillhouse.

There are some 60 files on Queensland Housing and QBuild operations in my computer, their rorting actually of little concern to me. I am much more concerned how accepted freedoms been gradually removed from Queensland public housing tenants by nanny state Sister Ratcheds. My plan is to clean out a disorganized document library and make an on-going working file on the neglected sub-domain, “Comment On Queensland.”

 

 

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A Developing Australian Arse-hole; Indonesia Shows How It’s Done.

October 18, 2011

 

 

Was pleased the Indonesian authorities refused to be swayed by arguments for a soft landing for the big-shot 14 y.o. smart-arse who boasted of having a massage after buying dope in Bali. This rising arse-hole will be defended as the best little kid in Christendom. I have in mind impure brothers, both swill, off-spring of shit-parent milk deliverers whose path this kid might have followed, and who should have ended life in a commercial sausage-making machine. This newest refuse came in their mould and six years of hard with weekly lashings as a reminder of why he was slotted, would have been admirable.

 

 

“…and all the Queen’s men lived happily ever after.”

October 24, 2011

 

The House Of Windsor is a curiosity that will reign over their Australian subjects for a few more decades. Eventually, one of them will be naughty, we’ll get sanctimonious and adopt holier than thou attitudes, and say the firm must go. The common man’s power trip! Providing the Tudors don’t regain control of the axe or that the constituency be obliged to lay prostrate before them, they should stay on the A-list for their amusement value, real live, moving museum pieces assisting their country’s economy. A little gentle eccentricity is a valuable treasure. Must check what social errors were elaborated on to get George 111 a bad press.

Today’s royalty is much more interesting and preferable to the base, out-of-touch, thin-lipped restricted thinking of Australian yobs who are gradually selling their liberty, bit by bit to gain the favor and the questionable protection of megalomaniacs. The infestation of Queensland Public Housing precincts by dimwits who converse through closed lips lest their cock-breath lingers after decades of neglect and desperate men shuffle curtains as they take furtive looks at fellow zombies.

When the defender of the faith made her 1954 visit, I was an apprentice who sought permission from the foreman to take a peep as the Queen progressed along her regal route. My workplace was in Nardoo Street, a short cul-de-sac, diagonally opposite the Valley Police Station and the factory abutted the Light Street bus depot. The depot became an up-market apartment precinct, but the factory closed in 1970 with rebuilding costs prohibitive. The rabid Scotsman propelled by memories of Robert the Bruce reckoned only a demented English dick-head would enjoy such pain and my participation in the excitement was knocked-back.

Sam Kamp, the boss was a man’s man, small of stature but big of heart, overturned the decision. It was rumored at the time that his was the image that inspired an up-dated Castlemaine Perkins Mr.XXXX beer logo. I reckon Sam just grew into the image. A no-nonsense punter and popular among the turf set of the day, Sam never forgot to ask after my mother; bit like the WW1 General who would flit through the trenches asking of each man he passed, “How’s your father?” until on his return, one soldier replied, “Still dead Sir.” Outside hundreds, thousands perhaps of huge pots with Bangalow palms and assorted garden beds lined the roads, brought in for a fleeting moment, but what the devil, I did but see the young Queen “passing by.”

Amusing royal snippets were once the order of the day. At a top-level British function the Queen Mum and Noel Coward, good mates, were ascending a grand staircase when a horny page caught Coward’s attention and he broke rank to chat-up the young fellow. “Now now Noel, “gently chided the Queen Mother, “there will be plenty of time for that later on.” Many people admitted to dreaming they shared afternoon tea and a chat with the Queen. I was one of them and I care not who knows.

We’re In Queensland, And Nanny Ratched Called On Me.

November 3, 2011

In Queensland, Nanny Ratched Called On Me.”

I had had an amiable relationship with the R.E. agent and out of decency gave me 4/5 months advisement of sale of rented house. Applied for and got a place. After procrastinating for three months and paying two rents, I ignored the strong premonition of disquiet that engulfed me whenever I drove past the State accommodation precinct at 220-226 Brisbane Street, Beaudesert and moved in. The denigration is immediate with the official description of the residence that most new arrivals want to make a home. They haven’t come to a flat or unit, they’ve come to “accommodation.” And who made this directive? Why, none other than the Ministry Of The Homeless. Is that title in itself not a grand piece of bureaucratic importance? Their motto; Be Contrite or Be Homeless. Companies spend good dollars on a logo that befits the projected image. The implication is you are there by their grace, to dry-out or to recover from a bad dose of crack, then move on. It’s part of the put-down.

Shortly after my induction to this place, residents were issued instructions to use flowery terminology like apartment when referring to their digs. Back then, few people were drawn back to the place and the bullshit supposed to be a lure. I soon discovered that dismissing one’s prescience can have an unpleasant and long-lasting consequence, that public renters like me who query arbitrary decisions have become the new kicking boy displacing the aboriginal race, formerly the favored target of a copper’s tongue and boot. A disgraced redemption of sorts is won by selling your soul to mendacious and venomous Station Road harridans. I.Q.numbers on tenants are elastic but with Google showing 62 for the average aboriginal, white renters and staff should be happy with a 55 rating.

Intellectual activity is a danger to the building of character.Goebbels.

On Tuesday 25, October, I had a caller supposedly representing a sub-agent of a Queensland Government Department. My imagination-inspired ver batim report later. Cryptic bits; the writer, “With age I find my own company much more enlightening and preferable.” Response…”Dark duck.” Meaning? Googling not much help–but coming from his type of person, it wouldn’t be complimentary. The tag most likely applies to an abnormally introverted person, ie in police parlance, not a beer swigging yob to detain later for drunk driving; not one of the herd? Then definitely a potential axe killer in preparation, should get a martyr medal for picking this bastard. Explains his hesitant approach… These amateur, two week experts must fuck the lives of lots of good people. I’ve had a few nutty acquaintances over the years who took up various areas of psychiatry,” Why not capitalize on what you know a fair bit about,” was their collective attitude. A mature chap of brief acquaintanceship surprised me a couple of weeks ago me with that very same admission.

Went on another Google search for the current police logo. Found the wording to a site that had “To Harass And Collect” shut down–embargoed. We Must Be In Queensland. The Q&A went something like… Why …??? Self replied “So and so…” and on adding,” but I would need the best Conspiracy Theorist in the word to collude with me to explain it convincingly.” This comment followed… “We will go to your doctor immediately and organise a mental assessment.” His voice recorder has my words. His message encapsulated what this blog has been about; of my life since becoming a Queensland Public Housing tenant and its descent into an alien, unnatural, open prison type of existence. Add humiliation and despair. My indifference and ennui was soon replaced by a curiosity and a wish to confirm that the exposed vindictiveness and manipulation were not one-off, rare act of retribution, but on-going deeds of Machiavellian revenge.

Few academic Australians under fifty years of age would remember Hitler’s infamous propaganda minister, Goebbels, and how his name was as reviled as his Fuhrer, yet all Labor backroom propagandists a la Mike Kaiser, would have short stasi lives if they didn’t follow his dictum of repetition, “Tell the people a lie often enough and they’ll come to believe it.” The Bligh organization the most rapacious user of this less than subliminal message of reminding poor starving pensioners of their everlasting plight. I would like to believe she would win more general voting support if she opened these popular appeals by reminding welfare recipients that, despite the machinations of some rabid Queensland Housing operatives whose bias has led to bad deeds, it is not yet a criminal offence to think for themselves, that using common-sense is possible if the motives of Labor Government public servants can be monitored and corrected. The present Queensland Labor Party threatens obliquely if their mind-control fails. Click on Germany in the thirties.While the Welfare State has commendable attributes, the Nanny State is double talk for brain-washing and intrusion of suspected opponents.

The nanny-state mentality is stuffing Australia. It has stuffed the economies of those countries whose unctuous legislators have corrupted a once grand welfare concept for the false, feel-good theorem of instant gratification, not unlike the laziness that follows an acceptance of masturbation over the real thing or being satisfied with a rare poker-machine win. While the subject of aging and its consequences is anathema to commercial TV broadcasting, ABC TV conversation programmes like Q&A et al often feature the views and opinions of widely accepted interviewees who all stress the need, indeed the necessity of keeping the brain as stimulated and as tuned as the body should be. Active older minds are induced into a state ordered comatose condition, and working, still active minds of self-reliant oldies like the writer spits on Bligh’s rhetoric picture of life’s,”…hard done-by pensioners suffering deprivation,” surviving on cat-food, pitifully attired in rags seeking alms by rattling a rusty jam tin. Melodramatic violin straining heartstrings in the bare, cold attic where our poor little hands stay cold until summer’s zenith when the air-conditioner breaks down on cue. Don more socks or remove them to suit the climate. It works for me. I keep a late model Falcon in better than legal and safe condition, get regularly ripped-off by computer parasites, eat too well by utilizing the major retailers to my own advantage, won’t recognize fast-food establishments, last partaking of their overpriced and overblown product post-funeral in 1997.

Less resolute people capitulate to the never-ending mantra of Australian politicians. The rhetorical asks what is more repugnant or depressing than our Premier’s constant reminder to all welfare recipient of their gullibility. Will they ever get the message to get off their fat butts and help themselves? Greece is today’s model of Australia five years hence. Much sooner if primary exports fall over. Mandatory, State-enforced helplessness; compulsive compliance of nannyism is not helping the independence of conscionable oldies like me in conflict with a State Government which throws millions more into self-promotion. Throughout life Ive striven to sort-out my own problems, an early manifestation of the ‘trust no one’ philosophy. Being extraordinarily perceptive which means my shit detector was well-honed, that the bland acceptance of deceit as the template of the health industry easily persuaded me to avoid their practices and their practitioners. Savor freedom while it still exists. The word tyranny rings a bell. Is it Queensland-centric, I wonder?

Dear Julien Assuage.

November 3, 2011
When Assuage got in a similar poo to mine, I had the presumption to compare my imagined predicament with his and offered puny encouragement, all I had, with the pitiful few paragraphs reproduced from Sept 24..

Dear Julian Assuage,

I was indifferent to gay rights and still regard gay marriage as an inexpedient nonsense. There are legalities available to solidify or publicise relationships or to finger an authority no longer a threat to their choice. Revive the practice of issuing banns perhaps? Had same-sex relations continued to be outlawed a la the olden days you, my dear Julian would have been charged with man sex or any charge by which Sweden would amuse the USA. Its all about appeasing the emotional money master.

You are confronted by the long odds these stasi operatives need to succeed in their on-going quest against fair play and justice for the individual, but you’ll emerge triumphant and the absolute joy will sustain you to the last day. I do hope the euphoria that must equal the childlike satisfaction of a new Christmas bicycle restores your hair color. Post Christmas, I’d like you to do a Wiki-job on a band of artless crooks who, without the umbrella of the Woodridge division of the Queensland Housing Department would despair for mummy and daddy in a Wacol goal.

At least Jules, you had access to tangible readable documents. Crooked Queensland Housing employees who have arcane reservations make threats by telephone, and when I closed that avenue the uneducated and ignorant Kymberley despatched a boy Terry, to quote tenancy provisions, which I’m sure don’t include the stipulation that I must accept calls from a boofy Housing serial phone pest or that a recent obstreperous, trouble-making arrival shouldn’t be asked to tone down her very audible mobile phone calls.

 

Major characters in the 1949 novel. 1984.

Winston Smith – The novel’s protagonist
Julia – Winston’s lover
Big Brother – The dictator of Oceania in the year 1984
O’Brien – A government agent who deceives Winston and Julia into believing that he is a member of the resistance.
Emmanuel Goldstein – A former top member and now opposer of the ruling Party

Keep in mind writer’s prisons, Julien. Bligh, with the Feds are rumored to have ready a special complex to house dissidents. There is a resurgence in Manipulators and malevolence, but you would have been elsewhere detained to notice how unaffected persons don’t really give a rats.

Lament for a lost Australia. Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.    Les Johns

A Letter To An American Blog-site.

November 4, 2011

I am aging, meaning in Queensland Government speak, my opinions and feelings are horse-shit and always have been, a one-celled ignorant cretin who abruptly got the message. In conflict with biased Queensland Housing staff for wanting controls on cigarette smoke drift into downwind flats, and a consideration for public housing tenants beset by ignorant cell-phone users. My blog-site was set up as a hobby, an inoffensive, quiet and unobtrusive toy, mainly to compliment the brain exercising that crosswords offer.  It soon became a shaky soap-box of sorts, ready to be kicked from under me at any moment, my sparse  audience absent from the Let Les Johns Be Free rally to attend Brisbane’s March For  Democratic Rights.

Queensland Labor Governments usually ignore and dismiss the opinions of a pipsqueak individual, but Labor’s reborn paranoia, with its updated tapping equipment, spook chasing has expanded into a vast stasi-like organization with snooping cadres recording comments for future use, as common-place as traffic cops bobbing-up in the most unlikeliest of places. After my hand-written letter to a relevant Government minister was given the flick, I learned enough about computers, as I did about the crooked cogs within bureaucracy to irritate these devious, holier than thou confidence tricksters, frauds  who have all the forces imaginable to have their demands obeyed.

Stand-over relics of Queensland’s Special Squad made unexpected and unsettling visits to my flat explaining I am to cease public ridicule of two protagonists, encouraged to release toxin at will. It is my fired-up imagination that three lit mosquito coils on a spring day is to annoy me, considering their use is unnecessary mid summer. Too close to the truth, it seems! A thinker of the old order didn’t need  Hemingway’s famous shit-detector, which is in fact a natural prescience, to ascertain that these two working in tandem, are Judas tenants, planted and especially honed to create self-doubt in a stubborn tenant who the authorities want removed but who won’t budge. I am that person of course. A police officer called and insisted I take an immediate rest.  This is censorship, a la Bligh Queensland Government and it says a lot about how a Government so reviled and despised with half its Cabinet under suspicion for deception and thuggery has repeatedly won the polls for 15 years.

Without engaging the shit detector, I foresee an immediate and dramatic reduction in my driving skills coming up. My wordpress site, if OK. is  site:lesjohns.wordpress.com  or http://wp.me/pReYN-Ji

“You have enemies? Good…! That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” 

November 8, 2011

 
The Monty Python skit on oldies is under rabid walloper end para 2. Appreciation to Gingerzilla for that. Tongue-in-cheek is an invaluable commodity. Yanks, I understand, are irony-blank.

And no, Laze and Gen of Queensland, before Bligh’s thought police return with reinforcements to cuckoo nest me for the heading of this story, I hasten to add the title came not from my disturbed, excessively introverted “black duck” mind, but from master tactician Winston Churchill a sufferer, with Stephen Fry, of a mental condition known as manic depression who, because his rarefied, untouchable pecking order offered some protection from Government nannies and do-gooders. Public housing tenants like the writer live in constant fear of impending mental incarceration for blog comments too close to the mark. The possibility of electric shock treatment and its permanent memory loss lie before me if authoritative Queensland threats are followed through. So, for the time being; I know nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, and hear nothing, so would you please pass the mushroom and forget the convulsions.

Earlier in the year, an unnaturally high number of ready to publish material went to cyber heaven minutes before it was to be edited. I have theories, imagined of course, which will get some attention later on. I suppose my mental retardation and general stupidity, blessed and normal in a non-public housing society, but condemned as dangerously reactionary in dissenters, caused my doco file to repeatedly crash. (Oh, really?) I urge other similarly affected people with vanishing text to use their email or dashboard draft folder for all writing. I’ve not lost a word since I had the idea. A reluctant doctor visitor, I went to an MD recently and left without an intro letter to a shrink, but this fellow lacks the confidence a two-week introductory course in psychiatry imparts on a rabid walloper in nutter recognition.

Medics diagnose and heal by numbers, or how many visits (bucks) their deep patient concerns can suck out of the gullible. Each and every one of Bligh’s commendable script-writers insist oldies are nuts who are tired and need help. If that’s the case, then I’m presuming the Federal Department for Mental Jobs reward States for their diligence in apprehending these hereto undisclosed potential axe slayers, especially those unpleasant thinking oldies given to using the internet to expose turds and their effect in Queensland Housing.

Remnants of Queensland’s notorious Special Branch tagged me a dark duck for maintaining blog attacks on two particularly accomplished and obnoxious stasi deployed for the time being with the Housing Department to displace an unwanted tenant. Bring down the opponent any which way is the whole deal and I will try to explain the system next post. A uniformed stasi inquisitor presented a convincing argument to quit printing anti-Housing thoughts. The generally accepted freedoms are passe in this State and those young marchers having picnic rallies really have no idea the depth of the devil.

I’d dearly like to hear what my 1960′s mates might have to say about the removal of hard-fought for freedoms. Throughout my blogs, I’ve stressed a 1984 emergence with Bligh’s mind-control methods of retaining the Treasury too extreme. You won’t hear a word of dissent from me though, the denouement of compulsory containment predicted in my story is like, ” Ah, Mr. Doppleganger, at last we meet.” Freedom Lost! The alternative to freedom is shame. My words have been my imagination. Following an enlightened conversation, I am now convinced that I should submit to stupidity for the present. Conspiracy Theory m.s. I can’t use names, or it’s, “Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it’s off to the zap factory you go.” my kicking-boy status frowns on thoughtful observations.

Mike Kaiser retaliates.

Going To See Jesus…a la N. Q. Those of us who are about to die!

December 7, 2011

 

In Queensland, we’ve got a lot of “great blokes” and “good guys.” All dead and all beaut Aussie battlers, and much loved, of course, “Never hurt nobody.” Pig’s arse! In North Queensland, as in the N.T. they’re tagged larrikins whose idiotic, drunken ego earned a premature despatch to Jesus. Witness the latest recipient of the wanker superlatives. To date, the drunk who fell prey to a “marine animal,” and here we mustn’t remind connections how a crocodile mauls its catch, has been only gently honoured by the mildest of glowing terms but standby, this lapse will be atoned by tonight’s news when praise will thicken. Bah…This must be humbug season.

 

The under quote was used by a major Australian news-site Monday last.

With Australian officialdom seeking to gee-up the peasantry by creating new martyrs at any opportunity, today’s arrival from Indonesia of a protected young criminal should fit the bill. This hoodlum’s “gruelling ordeal” started with  contempt of his host country’s laws and was given a token sentence when the six years on offer was appropriate. Shame on Indonesia.

Lots of love, Les.

An Old Gonzo Bastard Has His Say…while officious bastards put a pox on him.

December 31, 2011

Gonzo journalism is a style of journalism that is written without claims of objectivity, often including the reporter as part of the story via a first-person narrative. The word “gonzo” is believed to be first used in 1970 to describe an article by Hunter S. Thompson, who later popularized the style. The term has since been applied to other subjective artistic endeavors.

Gonzo journalism tends to favor style over fact to achieve accuracy—if accuracy is in fact meant to be achieved at all—and often uses personal experiences and emotions to provide context for the topic or event being covered. It disregards the “polished”, edited product favored by newspaper media and strives for a more gritty, personable approach—the personality of a piece is just as important as the event the piece is on. Use of quotations, sarcasm, humor, exaggeration, and profanity is common.

Among the forefathers of the new journalism movement, Thompson said in the February 15th, 1973 issue of Rolling Stone, “If I’d written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.”[1]

The Gonzo explanation was provided by the invaluable wikipedia whose pages invite donations from grateful users.
The below quoted piece is reproduced, without comment, from NewScientist.

From the first voice box transplant ever to reversing the symptoms of Alzheimer’s by zapping the brain, it has been a fascinating, and on occasion downright weird, year in biomedicine. Who can forget the discovery that faecal transplants ease the symptoms of Parkinson’s? We’ve also reported pills that could prevent cancer, warned of the five small steps to a potentially lethal flu pandemic, and even had a reporter perform intimate acts inside an fMRI scanner to unlock the secrets of consciousness. Here are our top 10 favourite stories of the year.

Don’t know about other people who are interested in Queensland State politics, but my prescience doesn’t need to be engaged to pick up a decisive anti-Bligh swing at Bowen Hills. Their former mild admonishment of the George Street cabal is generally too cosy and apologetic for mine, so formatted to be forgotten after 24 hours, but Saturday’s Courier Mail of 17 inst. showed a return to editorial independence, a mettle of sorts, suggesting Murdoch is trying far too late, to expose his human characteristics by lifting his embargo on constructive criticism of the reviled, Beattie-tainted Bligh and returned comment to the locals. The capitulation compliments his British humiliation where own sewage laps at his nostrils to the doubtful, diminishing worth of defending Bligh’s Executive Looters. The pay-off isn’t there anymore, no gain in defending fellow hoodlums with retribution knocking on his own door.

The Courier Mail rewards age-pensioner hater, pro-smoking advocates like Syvret with editorial elevation, conscientious scribes move over to Crikey. Senior writers work lamely establishing a schism between the Government and the police when the fact is each would collapse without the other.

Laying shit on the minor players collectively known as the executive bench or “yes” people won’t dislodge artful dodgers in the PS system. Backroom shakers and boss bureaucrats have the system pretty well tied-up and use former Police Commissioner Lewis’s small fish analogy to call-in favours years later; are crafty artisans playing can’t lose Monopoly perfected during pre-TAB days when police protected local SP operators for a gratis five quid on the winner of the last in Melbourne.

During the sixties, particularly nasty anti-personnel manoeuvres by East Germany’s secret police appealed to psychological misfits who make Brisbane CIB what it is when it was situated in Queen’s Park opposite the present Treasury Casino where a dour, shit-covered Victoria presides, becoming the Secret Police template. When the Special Branch puffed itself up and got legs, there wasn’t a spluttering bomb to be found so they justified their existence by keeping track of decent, every-day citizens whose remarks at the work-place and in private became, with snapshots of the occasion, their dossiers.

With last week’s IT toys becoming passé by the minute, new equipment makes for open slather by malevolent and iniquitous operatives within once worthy organisations like Police Departments who believe newspaper platitudes of their own omnipotence and status. One of these manipulators tried entrapment on me reckoning an old bastard would forget about voice recorders. By the same token, his derogatory comments putting me down are on record. Talk of mental evaluation test didn’t sway me either. On reminding him of a clean crime sheet and that I had never feared losing my driver’s license, two indicators of a person’s character, his response was “for someone like you to avoid conviction,” meant I always had good fortune. I also had parents interested in my well-being, the nature of which would be beyond his understanding, and which is being steadily dismantled by a do-good, meddlesome nanny state and bad people within the “system.”

The comical innocence of official stupidity that so amused Yes Minister viewers has an element of truth about it but it would be a dread error to mistake amusing TV nonsense for the real thing where a crossed Department head can, with an ever-ready pool of eager perversity awaiting orders, inflict continuing torment on a dissident. I was forced out of a comfortable flat when vendetta-driven little girls, cigarette-smoking Queensland Housing staff condoned the lighting of multiple mosquito coils 24 hours a day by up-wind tenants, the previously mentioned ‘eviction tenants’ especially imported by manipulators to do a a specific job. It was successfully enacted. I departed, but when I ridiculed the two antagonists via this blog, Queensland Labor had their censor police visit me with a ‘shut-up or else’ ultimatum, also mentioned early on.

The next bit was lifted from a recent story:

In mid-November, 2010, the unusual activity and pointed theatrical asides of two relatively recent arrivals aroused my interest and their unpleasantness was noted to become posts on this site. After some nine months and many postings later, I hadn’t let up and my revelations apparently embarrassing Kaiser and his closet cadres enough for an uniformed police person to call on me with the threat to invoke the mental evaluation act to silence my comments on this pair of spivs. My decision-making, my freewill and my liberties were reined-in by a Labor endorsed thug. I had to quit referring to the two bullying Labor deviates. I’ve had my say on this subject and would rather reflect on why only baleen whales eat krill than have the tits bored off me in a revived interest of two confirmed stasi.

May The Gonzo Fraternity Grow And Help Dump(On)Complacent Government Nanny-Bludgers.

Cheers, Les Johns.