Badrick, Harvey, Reynolds and other Psycho Illiterates: Twitter Birdbrains.


“By giving us the hate spiel of the greedy, the boor and the dunce, Twitter keeps us in touch with the fools and fanatics in our midst.”

“There is much to be said in favor of the letters to the editor pages…the opinions of the dunces keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

Oscar Wilde quotes

It is with that quote in mind that I present a few spiteful Tweets, this era’s ‘letters,’ quite probably sent into cyberspace by someone you know.
Some comments didn’t paste over to this blogsite too well. For instance, my tweet name leads some of these nasty lines, but editing this vile garbage is essentially a time-waster which I saved only because my naïvety couldn’t believe people could reach adulthood without having even a basic punctuation and grammatical knowledge. I will try to separate and tidy-up if feedback suggests interest.
In keeping to a Devil’s Advocate stance, I twitter-follow a few extremists of both political sides and noticed the Scot reaction to a nasty piece of shit authored by a schizoid/schizophrenic or whatever his disease, which seems advanced.

Warning! Reading the following drivel might pollute the brain:

Chris Reynolds ‏@thebirdman1010 11h

Besides being the first female to become PM, Gillard will also be remembered as the first PM to be sprung lying on a regular basis

Chris Reynolds ‏@thebirdman1010 11h

Besides the obvious fact @CraigEmersonMP has,nt a musical bone in his body,an a poor taste in women,He will simply be remembered as an idiot

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Tim (Timmy) Badrick@TBadrick 6m

Hi @CraigEmersonMP,just saw you on @theprojectTV shorts sitting in on a meeting between @JuliaGillard & #CCP, was #Tibet autonomy discussed?

Tim (Timmy) Badrick@TBadrick 13h

DISCONNECTING ELECTRICITY TO THE ELDERLY SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES: http://badrickunadulterated.com/?p=10401

Les Johns@LesJohnsLes 11h

@TBadrick You are NLP/News.com easily manipulated putty. $2 day usage X 120=$240; net pen. after rent $3600. Been bludgers entire lives.

im (Timmy) Badrick@TBadrick 3h

@lesjohnsles What does your mumbo jumbo hav 2 do with the price of eggs? U mean every old person caught up in poverty rut were bludgers? BS!

Tim (Timmy) Badrick@TBadrick 2h

@lesjohnsles @couriermail Just because UR a penny pinching hermit pauper doesn’t give u a right Les to sterotype pensioners re: power prices

Les Johns@LesJohnsLes 1h

@TBadrick When you become an adult, cosy up to your DLP pals and insist they introduce legislation acknowledging your genius. Sweet dreams.Tim (Timmy) Badrick@TBadrick 1h

@lesjohnsles Well at least i’m not a redneck u nasty old geezer, i know old people who worked hard their whole life who are really battling.

Tim (Timmy) Badrick@TBadrick 1h

@lesjohnsles Is that the best you can do Les? For the record i have no affiliation with DLP, i’m just fair & give them a hearing. UR a goose

Tim (Timmy) Badrick@TBadrick 53m

It’s such a shame that the Sydney & Melbourne socialite chicks as i call them proved to be too snappy & unpredictable to have on my twitter

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Basic, essential grammar eludes most of these sages.

Brad ‏@bradthegunn 4m

Roughly 27% of Australian would cut off there nose to spite there face.

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The next character prefers anonymity, suggesting an admission of …

roy harvey@barnbrack 10m

Witness: Thatcher’s dramatic 1990 fall – “Stabbed in the front” http://reut.rs/12AAGAE  via @reuters

roy harvey@barnbrack 2h

@barnbrack TO MAKE CAMERAS THERE WORTH WHILE VOLUME IS THE ONLY THING POLITICIANS THINK ABOUT NOT LIVES AND POLICE MUST FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS

@barnbrack Dont blame our police for covert and Russian like big brother tactics regarding camerasIT’S communist trained labour politicians

@barnbrack If you want to be seriously regarded as a sage, do your fans a favor and have an educated mentor vet your gems before despatch.

roy harvey@barnbrack 

@LesJohnsLes Les is there a message in there somewhere Your educated response to my tweet is way above me you sound like some type of moron

roy harvey@barnbrack 54m

@LesJohnsLes Read your header John Seems that TWEETERS ARE MORE OR LESS DUNCES AND IDIOTS Yet you are replying to us what’s that make you

@barnbrack It makes me despair that an oracle can so contract a word into apostropic use and shout assumptions, has no idea of his ignorance

roy harvey ‏@barnbrack 3h

Les waiting with excitement to see your next masterpiece of word structure LES Bet your delving into the old OXFORD dictionary l

roy harvey ‏@barnbrack 3h

the exhuberance of your verbocity exceeds me overwhemingly

roy harvey@barnbrack 18h

Les you appear concerned about my tweets I have sent some extra !#$%^&*()_+ dots and dashes Feel free to enter them IF I MISS

roy harvey@barnbrack 18h

By the way Les regarding the use of words METER = USA METRE = AUSSIE CENTRE = AUSSIE CENTER = USA SOUNDS THE SAME DOES THE JOB

roy harvey@barnbrack 19h @LesJohnsLesSorry Les but i don’t have an interpreter to work out what you are trying to say or work out what your on when tweeting roy harvey@barnbrack 19h

@LesJohnsLes As i am a profound thinker Les that’s why i keep trying with you but it appears to be a waste of my time

roy harvey@barnbrack 19h

@barnbrack As i said Les The exuberance of your verbosity overwhelms me exceedingly

Les Johns@LesJohnsLes 19h  Explaining a problem to the dim that will allow its un’standing has always been a challenge to the thinker http://wp.me/pReYN-2vS       19h

@barnbrack But it does keep my feeble mind active Les, trying to get to your Alien level of knowledge far beyond the norm of us humans

roy harvey@barnbrack 19h

@LesJohnsLes Sorry Les but i don’t have an interpreter to work out what you are trying to say or work out what your on when tweeting

  1. Think you’ll find with ‘what(‘)s’ v. informal use. The contraction after ‘what’ implies you ask me.”…what is that make you”?

    1. If you want to be seriously regarded as a sage, do your fans a favor and have an educated mentor vet your gems before despatch.

    2. Read your header John Seems that TWEETERS ARE MORE OR LESS DUNCES AND IDIOTS Yet you are replying to us what’s that make you

    3. It makes me despair that an oracle can so contract a word into apostropic use and shout assumptions, has no idea of his ignorance

    4. Jeeezz Les now i see why we unlearned are inferior to you We don’t know all those big words Nor can we phrase them so well

    5. waiting with excitement to see your next masterpiece of word structure LES Bet your delving into the old OXFORD dictionary l

    You’ve made ‘your’ a possessive adj. when meant 2B contracted to ‘you’re’ (you are)Using apostrophe here ties in w/ phonetics.

    4:34 AM – 7 Apr 13 · Details
    1. @barnbrack TO MAKE CAMERAS THERE WORTH WHILE VOLUME IS THE ONLY THING POLITICIANS THINK ABOUT NOT LIVES AND POLICE MUST FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS

    2. If you want to be seriously regarded as a sage, do your fans a favor and have an educated mentor vet your gems before despatch.

    3. Read your header John Seems that TWEETERS ARE MORE OR LESS DUNCES AND IDIOTS Yet you are replying to us what’s that make you

    4. It makes me despair that an oracle can so contract a word into apostropic use and shout assumptions, has no idea of his ignorance

        roy harvey@barnbrack 5 Apr@LesJohnsLes Les the exhuberance of your verbocity exceeds me overwhemingly

    Enable spellchecker and heed its suggestions. Defend your stupidity, it is your greatest asset. “Your ignorance is encyclopedic.”.

     4:34 AM – 7 Apr 13 ·
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