Wizard of Id’s thoughts of the toxic imposters known as Legislators.


@LiberalAus got Government by underhand, probably illegal means by sustained bullying of a over-obliging and stressed lady, working almost alone. Had the negativity of some male party opponents been absent, @AustraliaLabor would be the preferred Government. The dictator’s adage that repetition works on untruths as well as for facts is cold comfort for those suffering an unexpected lifestyle under duress.

A Letter From Les

Wizard of Id: Politicking Shysters; the system never changes.

During Victoria’s reign, Parliamentarian poked fellow M.P’s huge belly asking, “What are you going to call it”?
“If it’s a girl, I’ll call it Victoria after our gracious Queen,” came the retort,”but if it’s piss and wind which I suspect it is, I’ll call it after you.”

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“The body consists of three parts – the brainium, the borax and
the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the
borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity
contains the bowels, of which there are five – a, e, i, o and u.”

Schoolkid bloopers.

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“Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.”

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The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon is a form of synchronicity:

The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon occurs when a person, after having learned some (usually obscure) fact, word, phrase, or other item for the first time, encounters that item again, perhaps several times, shortly after having learned it.

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