Posts Tagged ‘He Who Knows Himself Is Rich.’

Relatives! Who’d have them?

June 12, 2017

This is an unpublished post, a musing on finding the traitorous youngest sibling naïve and unaware of events as a result of spending her adult life as a naval pot-walloper.

The mother of Medusa loaded more unwanted trash onto me by way of photographs of her daughter’s second set of nuptials. The clear sparkling night lights of the river cruise reception couldn’t dislodge the unpleasant sense of turpitude that surrounded this most pedestrian of brides. I’m sure that even the acclaimed photographic skills of Cecil Beaton would have been extended in tarting-up the malevolent countenance of this daughter of a blood relative. Fearing a second glimpse of any of these shots could arouse the petrification god, I abandoned them on the kitchen table. A friend saw the images,”Gee, I don’t know about that one, love,” offered a frowning Tim recoiling from the visage, a harsh judgment from one usually too polite and discreet to offer personal opinions.

Within weeks of the travesty, the hapless groom eluded the Gorgon and eloped with paramour-in-waiting. The former serviceman had regained a semblance of self-respect and attributed his discriminatory error to delayed shock after witnessing decapitated Rwandan heads being kicked around in an impromptu football game by the victors. In time he’ll understand the futility of excuses and just enjoy the day. The pair had started banging at primary school so a decade on, via the curse of familiarity, he wanted out.

Normal young men automatically follow instinct and bed anything that moves, with whom a moot point and always more than ready for a bit of fresh, in any case. Boss-bitch’s insistence won the day of course and a marriage was announced, but his body wasn’t meant to be her toy. Wiser men have made observations about premarital sex and marriage and pouring sand on a well oiled machine and so forth. I understand the lovers share an affinity to this day.

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Whisky-A-Go Go and a subpoena.

June 4, 2017

The subject’s gone full circle so I toss my small effort into the pot.

I and a few newspaper mates were called upon to view the defendant and then decide if we had seen him on the night in question. We were taken separately to view a prison-bashed Stuart, securely strapped to a bed in the RBH mental ward for really bad crooks. His one glaring eye with it’s message of unabashed hate and rage would have done Robert Newton proud.

We were taken back to the old Supreme Court to give our evidence.

Beaudesert’s malevolent nut-job, via Woolworths/Aldi: “Can’t touch me, I’m Father Christmas.”

June 30, 2016

Beaudesert's serial pest throws comments after Woolworths and Aldi customers who refuse to cave-in to his incessant money demands.

Beaudesert’s serial pest throws comments after Woolworths and Aldi customers who refuse to cave-in to his incessant money demands.

Feel good, spit at someone.

June 5, 2016

Changed this short recount to “Heeey everybody,Im a ‘white cunt.'”

Bill Roycroft’s success with “Our Solo” at Rome Games. (and signed by the author)

May 1, 2016

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Oldies Need The Right To Exit At Will, Not By Staged Accidents; ‘Lost’ While Walking; Gunshot.

March 31, 2016

For a reason best kept from Beaudesert Coles, when I food-shop locally,  Woolworths, by default, has become the provision source, but for their coy late opening time, would much prefer Aldi’s lower prices. Their piss-weak tea a major error of judgement.

My penchant for variety and change and a compulsion for the novelty can find me shopping anywhere in a wide arc from Boonah around to Logan Village. As well, one never knows what interesting characters could be waiting beyond the next curve of the road.

Woolworths has its quota of offensive oafs, seemingly without the faintest idea of their condition but few as unpleasant or disliked as the Coles misfit, Johanna or her tubby, sycophantic lickspittle, the lazy, impertinent ‘James.’

One mature but witless female had to be reminded that a sciatic limp wasn’t indicative of cretinism. So next visit found that I had been dispatched to Coles Coventry, snotty, limited iq noses upturned at unexpected retort.

Said to mature checkout Woolworths woman that it’s ok to leave small red cabbage loose, that I unload the goods into a wheeled trolley to easily facilitate unloading. “No, I don’t think so,” she replied, “I think it should go in a bag.”

There you go. The oldie knows not what he wants. The attitude is widespread. Put down old bastards at every opportunity, not especially by public servants and medical, but the private sector as well.

We learn not to protest our sanity; the local newsagent, nineteen years ago, declared oldies questioning their change or being unnecessarily loud at the counter warrants a call to the cops.

This morning I decided not to renew a monthly direct deduction and called the Commonwealth Bank to cancel that account to avoid the $5 monthly fee on extra accounts. She firstly had to check that I had declared all direct debit obligations.

At one stage in life, the onus would have been upon me to worry about that, but on oldies welfare, it transpires, I am unable to make considered decisions. If younger people could think, they would be planning now to avoid the humiliation that awaits them.

Poisonous Liberals out of control and Beaudesert Times cutouts.

June 30, 2015

Hereunder an academic’s ranking of Fascism and with the Liberal Party’s Totalitarian New Order threatening gaol to those who even hint at the deeds of Australia’s secret police, ASIO and its money-wasting affiliates, Australia Federal Police and a recently added third level, all collectively boasting low-level Intelligence Quotients in the 65 to 70 range. There would be many unreported visits on citizens by the thought police. You can link to his list, The 14 Defining Characteristics Of Fascism. I took the liberty to rearrange the order of importance as they relate to me.

A Dr. Lawrence Britt in The Defining Characteristics Of Fascism examined the fascist regimes of Hitler (Germany), Mussolini (Italy), Franco (Spain), Suharto (Indonesia) and several Latin American regimes. Britt found 14 defining characteristics common to each. Soon to be added, Abbott (Australia). The first four mentioned are important to the writer as they should be to most Australians:

1. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights – Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of “need.” The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.

2. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause – The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.

3. Supremacy of the Military – Even when there are widespread
domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.

4. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism – Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.

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One long-established and invaluable entity that any Australian Federal Government will never relinquish is their entrenched spy system once the preserve of Queensland’s “special branch” set up solely to entrap gay men.  Used in conjunction with assumptions and prejudiced informers, targeted individuals would have led a life akin to that of a persistently bullied school child.

Opportunists of all colours and creeds pepper Queensland’s past. Red Ted Theadore comes to mind. Before trying the Federal political scene, Theadore abolished the Legislative Council or Upper House in 1921. “Irrepressible live-wire,” the abc.net.au used on former State Labor politician Tom Burns “irascible larrikin” was used for decades to describe his boating ignorance until hot metal type-setters became accustomed to “Sandbank Tom does it again.”

In the then and now predominately Country/Liberal Party Beaudesert area, the hapless dickhead countenance made way for his true nature of overt threats against those opposing his demands. His promise “Don’t ever forget,” according to local lore, “that you are being watched,” is as without substance as today’s Liberals ‘terrorist’ nonsense. Long experience leaves no paperwork; no incrimination, no blame, no evidence of this clever wickedness.

These stand-over systems can’t work at optimum level unless there is an active fifth column, and Laze and Gen of Queensland, on this score, they are well organized and know how to cultivate the morally impoverished. Average, every day people like you and me would scoff and snigger at these words, but only the opaque tips are glimpsed.

A case in point is to ask what level of Government instigated the harassment of a woman who was recently shown a padded cell. The odds are that she vehemently opposed the system and became strident. How often do these incidents occur on the sly, without the coverage the unfortunate South Qld woman got? Toward their last breath, a reformed spiv or two might whistle-blow these activities and then die in peace.

The problem, of course is having this stuff believed by the electorate; bridge runs and wasteful fire-work shows, the cultural and intellectual limit of the pie-eaters. The truth is that the seemingly fanciful facts are far too outlandish to be given consideration and are usually dismissed.

A month or so out from elections, political parties set up their propaganda stalls at the monthly markets at Beaudesert’s Westerman Park, on the town’s northern approach. I got to yarn with the Labor crew and after the debacle of the previous State election, showed them montages I had made from Labor-adverse C.M. story heads where I pointed out how the NLP, if they (had) the whiff of a brain, could use three or four contentious issues a day to stir anti-labor sentiment.

Who stirred the possums? The next market day I was asked to pose with one chaps wife for a ‘matey’ memorabilia shot. Being apolitical and a decent chap with nothing to hide, I readily agreed. I was now on Labor’s/Tom Burns ‘watch file.’ Wow, the infamy!

I haven’t had a lot to do with Beaudesert’s entrenched politics but the few experiences I have had left an indelible mark in their wake and an insight how politicians jealously guard their own welfare and their perceived integrity takes precedence over constituents:

“It’s Beaudesert,but…”

“Joh and Bischof”

Our Town

Beaudesert Buffoons.

Crims,RSL,Housing:At home in Beaudesert

Give the mugs fireworks

“Inducing more cunning..”

“Manipulators..etc”

“An Acrimonious Life..”

Hitler’s Daughters…

“Why Honour Bligh..?”

Bligh…..

“Spent Cigarette Smoke…”

By crikey, what American President insisted,”I am not a crook.”?

BT. 24/06/2015.24/06/2015. Beaudesert Times

 

BT. 17/06/2015.

 

BT. 27 May, 2015.

 

BT. 10/06/2015

BT. 10/06/2015. Cutouts, images Beaudesert Times.

Well, lookee here; a picture story evokes the stink of favors repaid.
BT. 10/06/2015. (part 2)

 

BT 17/06/2015.

 

3/06/2015

 

BT. 17/06/2015.
BT. 10/06/2015

The Allan Creek Road at Gleneagle would be an ideal spot to divert, but upgrading the road would inconvenience Brent and other Liberal cronies, so that’s out.
My pick would be to exit Mt Lindsay Highway opposite the “new” Gould Hill Road, no structures to pay big compensation, only for land resumption.

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BT. 17/06/2015.

 

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I'm with stupid.

http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/mar/04/queensland-election-im-with-stupid-t-shirt-protester-has-charge-dropped

Who are I?.. “Pleeze journos, lern me to rite, I reely want yore recognition, no one loves me, am I homophoniac.”

April 17, 2014

 

Five communications with great parody artist:

A Letter To The GingerZilla…          http://wp.me/pReYN-1NT

Hey Everybody, I’m on Craig’s list..http://wp.me/pReYN-13v

GingerZilla…a creature..                   http://wp.me/pReYN-192

A Letter to an American Blogsite..  http://wp.me/pReYN-JH

Dear GingerZilla Blogspot…             http://wp.me/pReYN-2Lb

 

“Please Sur…”http://wp.me/pReYN-3NB

Forgive me if I’m wrong but I understand necessary, though mundane addenda has it’s place at the bottom of text, however what was once trivial and forgettable is suddenly vitally important. My folly was to treat a fellow Tweeter as having some level of grammatical know-how despite her capitalizing two common nouns in one Tweet.
It’s not unlike how the mildest double negative can throw closet illiterates into a tizz and make them hate you to Hades. My transparent naïvety I attribute to having decent parents. Never entered my head just how mischievous, malevolent even, most people are until far too late in life.
Robina’s puff piece has her as a retired healthcare worker and an aging-carer, (sic) so a lifetime spent nanny do-gooding has probably dulled the senses, happier re-tweeting the limited efforts of others.. Live with cripples, you learn to limp.
Her qualification for inclusion in the “Who are I.. pleeze journos ..” files, established to glorify the doltish endeavors of an ignorant, uneducated  dummy named Badrick. Follow Robina and yours truly brief Twitter exchange for her new found infamy.
So ends the tacked-on forward/preface.
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Robina Creaser>sharpfang

British PM heckled, laughed at and mocked by Pensioners when he pleads for chance to tell the Media of his greatness!

The Brit site used to parody oldies mercilessly. Don’t know what he’s up to lately

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Did you miss the parody point ? 🙂

NB. There are two links in this story’s heading.
Six or so months ago, mainstream journalism picked-up on a story about a female age pensioner who was unable to meet an electricity account and so had her power cut off. Such is the way with lazy “giggle journalism” that most weeping hearts blamed any entity, from the Federal Labor Government who had greatly enhanced pension entitlements, to the weather for her predicament. Few laid the blame where it rightly belonged, squarely in her lap. Such was the ruckus, Evita, it seemed the entire country cried for her

The issue was manna for the do-gooder know-alls who regard themselves better qualified than the participants and whose word is final and absolute. I would like to think my oldie status had me ideally placed to make an informed comment but when I did so, was rewarded by a serve of ill-manners from a Twitter dimwit, named Badrick.

Briefly, I expressed wonderment at the woman’s predicament and published numbers showing how after rent, I had about $4000 a quarter (six pay periods) to live on, with about $150 for electricity. Figures have been up-dated. A furore ensued with a tortured no-hoper who grasps at every chance to polish his delusional ‘great guy’ image leading the fray.

Would like to think I was coming from the Devil’s Advocate angle, but let’s face it, I believe the stupidity of dummies should be rammed home to them when they offend the senses of people able to think.

He began:

… DISCONNECTING ELECTRICITY TO THE ELDERLY SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES:

(From)@lesjohnsles
(To) TBadrick

… You are NLP/News.com easily manipulated putty. $2 day usage X 120=$240; net pen. after rent $3600. Been bludgers entire lives.
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(From) TBadrick

(To) @lesjohnsles …What does your mumbo jumbo hav 2 do with the price of eggs? U mean every old person caught up in poverty rut were bludgers? BS!
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(From) TBadrick

(To) @lesjohnsles … Just because UR a penny pinching hermit pauper doesn’t give u a right Les to sterotype pensioners re: power prices
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(From)Les Johns ‏@LesJohnsLes

(To) ‏@TBadrick
… When you become an adult, cosy up to your DLP pals and insist they introduce legislation acknowledging your genius. Sweet dreams.
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(From) ‏@TBadrick
(To)@lesjohnsles… Well at least i’m not a redneck u nasty old geezer, i know old people who worked hard their whole life who are really battling.

(From)Badrick

(To) lesjohnsles …Is that the best you can do Les? For the record i have no affiliation with DLP, i’m just fair & give them a hearing. UR a goose
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Has no idea about addressing women.

(From) Badrick

…It’s such a shame that the Sydney & Melbourne socialite chicks as i call them proved to be too snappy & unpredictable to have on my twitter

(from) Badrick

…Happy birthday @laurawarwick, hope you have a really fab year babe.

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This Tweeter has an unsettling effect on women (chicks to him)who he repels by the shed-load.

(From) @TBadrick

… I know of some lovely women of substance who cant have a baby and who have tried and failed with #IVF, but who wont accept fate and move on.

(From) @TBadrick

… @Poco_Pene is an abusive troll, @Twitter wont enforce own guidelines and permanently suspend him, just BLOCK okay.

(From) TBadrick
(To)…AmandaRobo?fref=ts … For any guy in Brisbane who knows how to handle a rattlesnake might can handle this chick LOL. You have been warned.

(From) TBadrick

While I can accept QLD motorists per say getting booked

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(From) TBadrick

… thanks for RT, like you I am abhorred by the senseless logging

(From) TBadrick

… accountable for CSG desicration of #Pilliga forest.

… do you intend to create laws to protect this forest sanctuary from obliveration?

… What do you think of this article @joehockey? It eludes to u making a storm in a teacup…

… be done must be done @theqldpremier to ensure this water feature isn’t desicrated.

… Only people with no journalistic nous is going to try & decifer ‘s budget going

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(From) Badrick
(To)@lesjohnsles

… Who the hell does @LesJohnsLes think he is? Lord Muck? His Most Holier Than Thou? I think FWIT Mc. Talk Through My Arse is a better name Les
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(From) Badrick
(To) @lesjohnsles
… Go away Les you bitter, twisted old fool, i have never attacked you about anything, obviously you are jealous of me you twit.
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(From) Badrick
(To) Anon …Hi GMOFreeJan, just wondering why you unfollowed me, I am very anti-#GMO and anti-#TPP, nonsensical to cut out people like me

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@thebirdman1010 is an uneducated youthful blockhead trying to be adult by sending trojans to Tweeters who voice their opposition to @LiberalAust. He seems to work in tandem with @JCreightonBoonah who makes identical grammatical errors, and I suspect, is the same trojan source.

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Mark Harrison ‏@boffincentral 28 Oct

… If you’re going to be a crook, where a suit…

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@LesJohnsLes As i am a profound thinker Les that’s why i keep trying with you but it appears to be a waste of my time

roy harvey ‏@barnbrack
waiting with excitement to see your next masterpiece of word structure LES Bet your delving into the old OXFORD dictionary l

Comment from Yours Truly:

You’ve made ‘your’ a possessive adj. when meant 2B contracted to you’re (you are)Using apostrophe here ties in w/ phonetics.

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The under Twitter comment comes from a chap who means well, and while hundreds of Twitter blockheads need public ridicule, I don’t intend to name this Tweeter.

… Wondering why Libs want debt sealing raised..

Sealing the debt is much like reigning it in, I suppose, but the sealant might give way. I would stick with ceiling.

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Julian Creighton ‏@JCBOONAH

Sage advice “allways drink up stream from the heard

(From)Julian Creighton ‏@JCBOONAH
Just got home from Boonah State high! Where ( my son) won a great sports award! Itself accomdemic awards in 2 weels

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Julian Creighton ‏@JCBOONAH

… Pups at Katherine N.T.any one won’t one?

He is offering a pup. I won’t take any.

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Chris Reynolds ‏@thebirdman1010 1h
Have serious misgivings about the promotion prospects of the Corporal that …said…FIRE!!!…Co,s no way was it an expensive officer.

What is “Co,s” all about? What is the sentence all about? If it’s meant to be in the vernacular or cutesy for ” because” it doesn’t cut the mustard. Had I been so inspired, I’d have gone ”‘cos or ’cause.”
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Ming the Merciless ‏@MGliksmanMDPhD 1h

Inquiry into #Manus Is http://www.smh.com.au/world/inquiry-into-manus-island-asylum-seekers-rights-20140316-hvjf6.html … via @smh The people who should be arrested are currently in Canberra. #auspol #refugees
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Professional opportunists like @ChrisMurphys appear to be agents-provocateurs, con-merchants, creating problems and then offering unctuous sweet talk to beleaguered working-class people.
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Attempted Censorship Brisbane 1971. Adam Darius, American mime, nine curtain calls. Programme & reviews.

September 1, 2013

 

Biography of Adam Darius, courtesy of and thanks to Wikipedia.

 

Adam Darius, USA Mime. 29/04/1971

Adam Darius programme.

Darius inside fluff.

 

The menu for this popular restaurant of its day was tucked into the programme so I presume we finished our night out at this now closed joint. Note the 15 cents for ‘filtered’ coffee. I expect you fancy queens pay $8.95 or more for this bullshit today.

 

Bill Of Fare, Diamond Drill Bistro, circa Adam Darius tour.

 

D D Menu

An Inspector Calls…Woe is me!

April 4, 2011

Most of Queensland’s purloined cash taken by corrupt ps bludgers

Heaven forbid your over-looking the first day of April back in my olden days of primary education, especially if your own devilish mind had dropped its guard while being preoccupied with wreaking embarrassment on others. Falling prey to a trickster meant a lengthy loss of face as most smart-arses tried an encore if the first dastardly deed got laughs. Cut-off time for cheap kicks was noon and for he who after that tried to make a dupe became himself one. That might not apply these days, perhaps it’s been allowed to slip into a day-long event for fear Governments be thought as offending their lame-brain base by depriving the dickheads of their God-given right to always be amused.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Yogi Berra

Ah, the point-scoring attributes of statistics. I’ve already stuck half of those 8 million Australian illiterates in Queensland’s misnamed public service, where the most cretinous become Housing Commission ‘officers,’ an opportune spot from which to hassle their better principled fellows. This morning I am obliged to permit entry to a party of these unscrupulous dunces under the inspection umbrella. That could cover inspection and maintenance of pin head cameras and audio transmitting equipment, but that aspect is generally tended by QBuild agents. And don’t forget the sheets. They might also be here to cherry-pick the best bits.

Cadre queen Dale, ardent fifth columnist absent still, his spy-chief status absolved of normal requirements. Bonus time? His deeds and shafting destroyed lives and tarnished many others, a satisfactory outcome to please political masters. These stand-over systems can’t work at optimum level unless there is an active fifth column, and laze and gen of Queensland, on this score, they are well organised and know how to cultivate the morally impoverished. Average, every day people like you and me would scoff and snigger at these words, but only the opaque tips are glimpsed.

Kisses, Les.

I run two dated letters from a daily newspaper.

I think something to remember here is that the Bligh government takes all of its actions from the standpoint of supreme self-interest. Whilst these actions/changes are marketed by her and her government as improvements to public life, it has always been evident that the intended consequences are to feather the nests of those brokering such decisions. The concept of freedom is becoming more and more of a daily nonsense – we’re merely living in the illusion of it whilst battling our disgruntlement at excessive state government interventions. Governments trying to be fancy (e.g., the Go Card débâcle among others), does not equate to good or wise governing. Anna Bligh would be wise to take note of public disinterest in her and her poor decisions.
Posted by: spider monkey 19/02/10

The Labor Party in every Australian State has managed to pollute and corrupt both houses Colin, so nothing would be achieved. The cost of setting-up and maintaining a revamped Queensland Legislative Council would divert cash away from the annual bureaucrat payoff. In time and far too late for punishment, history will show that more than half of Bligh's cabinet should have been slotted and that the chief protagonist has a high profile.

Thank you strangers.


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